《第14集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦

[00:00:01] 见着一粒洒金钱

[00:00:03] 胡景春不由得火旺上状

[00:00:06] 正可谓仇人见面

[00:00:09] 分外眼红

[00:00:11] 他们仇从哪儿来的

[00:00:14] 因为窦尔敦从心往外瞧不起胡景春

[00:00:19] 也瞧不起盛英和黄三泰

[00:00:23] 他认为这伙人没有骨气

[00:00:27] 你们本身有那么大的能耐

[00:00:29] 为什么给朝廷当鹰犬和走狗

[00:00:34] 你们称霸武林

[00:00:36] 一手遮天呢

[00:00:38] 不把你们扳倒了

[00:00:41] 我就难以成其大事

[00:00:44] 所以他从这发恨

[00:00:48] 单说胡景春

[00:00:50] 本来就瞧不起窦尔敦

[00:00:53] 他一看自己这么一报名

[00:00:56] 周敦有点发愣

[00:00:58] 他以为自己名气太大

[00:01:00] 把对方给镇住了

[00:01:03] 就觉着更得意了

[00:01:09] 我说

[00:01:10] 出家人呐

[00:01:11] 听过老朽的名声吗

[00:01:15] 我这人一贯不以势压人

[00:01:19] 我说和尚啊

[00:01:21] 我看这个事儿啊

[00:01:23] 就算了

[00:01:24] 你说湿里没米

[00:01:26] 干里没米

[00:01:28] 你何必管这闲事呢

[00:01:31] 今儿个呢

[00:01:32] 你这脸也算露足了

[00:01:35] 你也算捡了个便宜

[00:01:37] 听老朽良言相劝

[00:01:40] 你最好是一走了之

[00:01:43] 如果你非要趟这浑水

[00:01:47] 后果自负啊

[00:01:51] 窦尔敦冷笑了一声

[00:01:54] 我说老侠客

[00:01:55] 你对我不了解

[00:01:58] 我这人有个毛病

[00:02:00] 既然管事

[00:02:02] 我要管到底

[00:02:05] 绝不能中途而废

[00:02:08] 哎呀

[00:02:09] 哈哈

[00:02:11] 行啊

[00:02:13] 这么一说

[00:02:15] 你是想跟我伸伸手喽

[00:02:19] 这我不敢说

[00:02:20] 但是市井头逼到这个地步

[00:02:23] 我必须奉陪到底

[00:02:26] 好好好好

[00:02:28] 痛快痛快

[00:02:32] 既然这样

[00:02:33] 老朽就真得伸伸手了

[00:02:37] 不过呢

[00:02:38] 想要比武

[00:02:40] 不那么简单

[00:02:43] 必须得有个条件

[00:02:46] 什么条件

[00:02:47] 什么条件呢

[00:02:49] 咱能浪费时光吗

[00:02:52] 咱比方说

[00:02:54] 老朽真不是你的对手

[00:02:58] 那怎么办呢

[00:02:59] 我就做主了

[00:03:02] 我让姓童的露个脸

[00:03:05] 捡个便宜

[00:03:07] 我让夏崇武关张

[00:03:11] 把财产交给姓童的

[00:03:14] 然后抱着脑袋滚出保定府

[00:03:18] 镖局子不干了

[00:03:21] 你看怎么样啊

[00:03:23] 那么换句话说

[00:03:25] 你要不是老朽的对手

[00:03:27] 打了败仗

[00:03:29] 你怎么办呢这

[00:03:33] 好吧

[00:03:34] 因为买卖不是我的

[00:03:36] 我做不了主

[00:03:38] 我得问一问

[00:03:40] 窦尔敦一回头

[00:03:42] 一看

[00:03:43] 童家父子站在身后

[00:03:46] 佟阔海信说

[00:03:49] 这和尚太好了

[00:03:52] 那是我的救命恩人呐

[00:03:54] 人家说的一点儿不假

[00:03:57] 诗里头没人家的事儿

[00:03:59] 干里头也没人家的事儿

[00:04:02] 人家图的是什么呢

[00:04:04] 这叫抱打不平啊

[00:04:07] 人家替我干事儿

[00:04:09] 我再往后退

[00:04:11] 我算个什么东西

[00:04:13] 想到这儿

[00:04:14] 佟阔海就说

[00:04:17] 胡老侠客

[00:04:18] 这么干着

[00:04:20] 万一大师傅不是你的对手

[00:04:23] 被你给战败了

[00:04:25] 我跟您说的一样

[00:04:27] 我永昌镖局不要了

[00:04:31] 归姓夏的

[00:04:32] 我净身出户

[00:04:34] 我们爷们儿抱着脑袋滚出保定府

[00:04:38] 您看怎么样

[00:04:40] 诶痛快

[00:04:42] 痛快

[00:04:44] 各位呀

[00:04:46] 大家都听见了吧

[00:04:47] 啊

[00:04:48] 这么比还有点儿意思

[00:04:52] 不过呢

[00:04:53] 空口无凭

[00:04:55] 需要立个字据

[00:04:57] 你们说是不是啊诶

[00:05:00] 来人

[00:05:01] 准备文房四宝

[00:05:06] 庙上的和尚把桌搬来

[00:05:09] 准备的文房四宝

[00:05:11] 再看胡景春把袖面一挽

[00:05:15] 提起毛笔

[00:05:16] 刷刷点点写了一个字据

[00:05:20] 最后署上自己的名字

[00:05:23] 夏重武也过来了

[00:05:25] 在后边把自己的名也署上了

[00:05:29] 然后递给童家父子

[00:05:32] 佟过海毫不犹豫提起笔来

[00:05:35] 刷刷点点

[00:05:37] 把名字署上了

[00:05:39] 他儿也签了字

[00:05:41] 然后交给铁罗汉窦尔敦

[00:05:44] 哎呀

[00:05:46] 窦尔墩这才想起来上了当了

[00:05:50] 本来自己无可奉告

[00:05:53] 不乐意透露自己的姓名

[00:05:56] 但是说行啊

[00:05:57] 现在签字你就回避不了了

[00:06:02] 就就一琢磨

[00:06:05] 写上就写上吧

[00:06:07] 怕也不行

[00:06:09] 所以提起笔来写的是铜头铁罗汉窦尔敦

[00:06:17] 写完了

[00:06:19] 双方互换字据

[00:06:22] 一粒洒金钱

[00:06:23] 胡景春拿过来一看哦

[00:06:28] 闹了半天

[00:06:29] 这野和尚叫铜头铁罗汉窦尔敦

[00:06:34] 没听说过

[00:06:37] 但是他就牢记在心里了

[00:06:40] 桌子搬走

[00:06:42] 自己收好

[00:06:43] 其他的人退下

[00:06:45] 这月台正中

[00:06:47] 又剩下胡景春和窦敦两个人

[00:06:52] 胡景春这才说

[00:06:54] 出家人字据也立好了

[00:06:59] 没旁的可说了

[00:07:01] 今天老朽想开开眼

[00:07:03] 请你进招吧

[00:07:06] 不

[00:07:07] 你先进招

[00:07:09] 别别别别别

[00:07:10] 和尚

[00:07:11] 最好你先进招

[00:07:12] 不

[00:07:13] 最好你先进招

[00:07:16] 行啊

[00:07:18] 诶

[00:07:20] 我说将来你还真有发展呢

[00:07:24] 没想到还有容让之心

[00:07:27] 既然如此

[00:07:28] 老朽可要撒野了啊

[00:07:32] 你可留神注意

[00:07:35] 嗨

[00:07:37] 啪就是一掌

[00:07:40] 这一掌名字叫通天掌

[00:07:43] 含着鹰爪力猛扣窦敦的面门

[00:07:48] 你看

[00:07:49] 说是说

[00:07:49] 笑是笑

[00:07:50] 你别看胡景春乐乐呵呵的

[00:07:53] 说变脸就变脸

[00:07:55] 出手不电

[00:07:56] 下了死手了

[00:07:59] 窦尔敦是干嘛的

[00:08:00] 看的清清楚楚

[00:08:03] 赶紧闪身一甩头

[00:08:06] 胡景春是一掌掏空

[00:08:10] 还没等着窦尔敦变招呢

[00:08:13] 就见胡景春把掌一立

[00:08:16] 以上是下

[00:08:18] 猛扣窦尔敦的天瓶盖

[00:08:20] 诶

[00:08:21] 诶

[00:08:23] 这掌就到了

[00:08:25] 兜敦往旁边一闪

[00:08:27] 站立未稳

[00:08:28] 就见胡景春一脚蹬来

[00:08:32] 猛踢豆敦的迎面鼓

[00:08:36] 窦敦赶紧上步

[00:08:39] 闪身往空中一跳

[00:08:42] 把这一腿躲开了

[00:08:45] 别看躲开了

[00:08:46] 豆蹲到鼻子尖就见了汗了

[00:08:49] 心说胡景春名不虚传

[00:08:52] 好快的身手啊

[00:08:55] 我要多加留神

[00:08:57] 紧跟着上步闪身

[00:09:00] 晃动双臂

[00:09:01] 跟胡景春就斗在一处

[00:09:05] 他俩这一打呀

[00:09:07] 外行人不爱看

[00:09:10] 为什么呢

[00:09:11] 发招太慢

[00:09:13] 有的时候光比划不进招

[00:09:17] 两个人身形转动

[00:09:20] 心说

[00:09:21] 这

[00:09:21] 这什么意思呢

[00:09:22] 干脆就快打得了呗

[00:09:25] 其实这是外行啊

[00:09:28] 胡景春不敢轻易发招

[00:09:31] 试探着一步一步往前打

[00:09:35] 这叫稳扎稳打

[00:09:37] 窦尔敦更是提心吊胆

[00:09:41] 自己学艺15 年

[00:09:43] 究竟这功夫有多高

[00:09:45] 连自己心里都没数

[00:09:48] 面对强敌

[00:09:50] 哪能不谨慎呢

[00:09:53] 有那么句话

[00:09:54] 一招棋走错

[00:09:56] 满盘俱是空啊

[00:09:58] 我打败仗没关系

[00:10:00] 把人家童家父子拴到里头了

[00:10:03] 我对得起人家吗

[00:10:05] 因此是格外的谨慎

[00:10:08] 举手投足

[00:10:10] 那是不轻易的发招

[00:10:12] 两个人转来转去

[00:10:14] 啪啪啪啪就几招

[00:10:16] 然后退出去

[00:10:18] 转转转转转

[00:10:20] 走对了步眼

[00:10:21] 啪啪啪啪又是几招

[00:10:24] 就这样

[00:10:26] 窦尔敦跟胡景春豆豆50 多个回合未分胜负

[00:10:33] 其他的人屏息凝神啊

[00:10:36] 瞪眼在这看着

[00:10:38] 夏重武啊

[00:10:39] 急的秃

[00:10:40] 脑门子上全是汗呢

[00:10:43] 心里说话

[00:10:45] 老侠客

[00:10:46] 我的亲娘舅

[00:10:49] 你可别打了败仗啊

[00:10:52] 要打了败仗

[00:10:53] 不仅你身败名裂

[00:10:55] 我这镖局的可就是完了

[00:10:58] 我饭碗就被砸了

[00:11:02] 童家父子也不例外

[00:11:05] 替窦尔敦提心吊胆

[00:11:09] 心说

[00:11:10] 大师啊

[00:11:11] 千万留神别打败仗啊

[00:11:16] 他们怎么想的

[00:11:18] 咱不必细说

[00:11:19] 这接茬比着

[00:11:21] 70 回合过去

[00:11:23] 依然未分出胜负啊

[00:11:26] 哎呀

[00:11:27] 胡景春心里头着急呀

[00:11:30] 心说我闯荡江湖几十年

[00:11:33] 什么样成了名的瞎进客

[00:11:36] 我没会过这和尚窦尔敦怎么这么厉害

[00:11:41] 难道说

[00:11:42] 我就赢不了他吗

[00:11:44] 看来今儿个就得豁出去了

[00:11:46] 不用决议是不行了

[00:11:50] 有了

[00:11:51] 想到这儿

[00:11:52] 打着打着

[00:11:54] 冷不丁他腾身而起

[00:11:56] 噌

[00:11:57] 他蹦起来有一丈多高

[00:12:02] 窦尔敦就一愣

[00:12:04] 不明白

[00:12:05] 这什么招数

[00:12:08] 就见胡景春跟飞燕一样

[00:12:11] 两臂平身

[00:12:15] 在空中能久留吗

[00:12:17] 他得往下落呀

[00:12:19] 他往下一落的时候

[00:12:21] 这双脚猛扣窦尔敦的面门

[00:12:26] 奔他这脑袋就踢来了

[00:12:30] 你想这胡景春侠客的身份

[00:12:34] 他那两条腿都有千斤的力量

[00:12:38] 披过青条石

[00:12:40] 披过柏木桩

[00:12:43] 要蹬到肉人的脑袋上

[00:12:45] 能受得了吗

[00:12:47] 兜敦一愣

[00:12:49] 躲不开了

[00:12:51] 因为他不懂人家使的是什么招数啊

[00:12:55] 唰

[00:12:55] 眨眼之间

[00:12:57] 刮着风

[00:12:58] 双脚就到了

[00:13:00] 窦尔敦暗道

[00:13:02] 不好啊

[00:13:04] 心

[00:13:04] 说坏了

[00:13:06] 非踹上我不可

[00:13:08] 这怎么办呢

[00:13:09] 想躲来不及了

[00:13:13] 这就叫人怕敌

[00:13:15] 马怕骑

[00:13:17] 窦军把牙关一咬

[00:13:20] 心一横

[00:13:21] 就较上劲了

[00:13:23] 使用的是达摩老祖易筋经

[00:13:29] 顿时这脑袋就坚硬了

[00:13:31] 气贯顶梁门

[00:13:34] 他把眼一闭

[00:13:35] 把脖子一睁个就交给人家了

[00:13:41] 那意思你蹬吧

[00:13:43] 我豁出去了

[00:13:44] 看你的脚硬还是我的脑袋硬

[00:13:49] 说时迟

[00:13:50] 那时快

[00:13:52] 胡景春的双脚正好蹬到窦尔敦脑袋上

[00:13:58] 就听见砰这么一声

[00:14:01] 在场的人吓得一哆嗦

[00:14:04] 定睛瞧看

[00:14:06] 就见胡景春哎呀一声摔倒在月台

[00:14:12] 就地翻滚

[00:14:13] 痛苦难当

[00:14:15] 哎呀哎哟

[00:14:18] 疼死了我呦

[00:14:19] 咕噜咕噜吸吸吧吧吸吧

[00:14:21] 咕吸吸噜吸吧吸吧

[00:14:24] 那位说

[00:14:25] 怎么了怎么了

[00:14:27] 胡景春吃亏了

[00:14:31] 他用力过猛

[00:14:33] 恨不能把窦尔敦脑袋给蹬碎

[00:14:37] 他没想到遇上劲敌了

[00:14:40] 兜的没两下子

[00:14:42] 能叫铜头铁罗汉吗

[00:14:45] 那是海静大师给送的绰号

[00:14:48] 就由于窦尔敦练过油锤灌顶

[00:14:53] 练过达摩老祖易筋经

[00:14:56] 真运上气

[00:14:57] 这脑袋比铜的还硬

[00:15:01] 所以

[00:15:02] 胡景春用力过猛

[00:15:04] 咔吧一声

[00:15:06] 把两个怀子骨全都挫折

[00:15:11] 胡景春打出事以来

[00:15:13] 闯荡江湖几十年

[00:15:15] 没吃过这大亏呀

[00:15:17] 看来他有点轻敌了

[00:15:19] 自己找倒霉

[00:15:23] 在场的人一阵打乱了

[00:15:31] 再看夏崇武镖局子的人全都拥上来了

[00:15:37] 老侠客

[00:15:38] 老侠客您怎么样

[00:15:39] 老侠客您怎么样

[00:15:42] 夏崇武也过来晃着秃脑袋

[00:15:45] 舅舅

[00:15:46] 您怎么样啊

[00:15:48] 哎呀

[00:15:50] 快点把我抬回去治伤

[00:15:54] 我两条腿全废了啊

[00:15:58] 这么严重

[00:15:59] 快准备担架

[00:16:02] 准备担架和软床

[00:16:06] 把胡景春抬起来了

[00:16:10] 胡景春脑门子冒着汗

[00:16:13] 看了一眼窦尔敦

[00:16:16] 嘴里头还说呢

[00:16:18] 行行啊

[00:16:20] 你他妈的脑壳可够硬的

[00:16:25] 记住

[00:16:26] 今天的事儿

[00:16:27] 咱可完不了舅舅那善后的事儿

[00:16:33] 怎么说的

[00:16:34] 怎么办

[00:16:35] 按合同形式

[00:16:38] 诶诶诶

[00:16:39] 好好好好好

[00:16:42] 这有人护送着

[00:16:44] 把胡景春抬走了

[00:16:47] 夏重武脸也绿了

[00:16:50] 脑门子也青了

[00:16:52] 一边擦汗一边说

[00:16:56] 大和尚

[00:16:57] 算你行啊

[00:16:58] 算你行

[00:17:00] 我们认栽了

[00:17:02] 镖局的

[00:17:03] 我不干了

[00:17:05] 不过呢

[00:17:06] 你得给我点时间

[00:17:08] 我把东西运走

[00:17:10] 把账结清了

[00:17:11] 我就离开保定府

[00:17:14] 不过大和尚

[00:17:16] 你记住今日发生的事情

[00:17:19] 咱可完不了

[00:17:21] 迟早得算这笔账

[00:17:24] 孩子们

[00:17:25] 撤

[00:17:27] 咬败的鹌鹑

[00:17:29] 斗败的鸡

[00:17:31] 再看同顺镖局的人

[00:17:33] 一个个低着头

[00:17:36] 从月台上下来

[00:17:37] 都滚蛋了

[00:17:40] 哎呀

[00:17:40] 窦尔敦长出一口气

[00:17:43] 就觉着这脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:17:47] 要说一点感觉没有

[00:17:49] 那叫欺骗人

[00:17:51] 也就是他

[00:17:52] 换个旁人呢

[00:17:54] 非得踹伤了不可

[00:17:57] 窦尔敦恢复了半天

[00:18:00] 这才到了正常的程度

[00:18:03] 单说童家父子过来给窦东跪下了

[00:18:07] 大师傅

[00:18:09] 您算积了德了

[00:18:11] 帮了我们爷俩大忙了

[00:18:14] 请上受我们一拜

[00:18:16] 他们俩跪下了

[00:18:18] 那伙计们也全跪下了

[00:18:21] 大和尚

[00:18:22] 您大慈大悲

[00:18:24] 赏我们饭吃了

[00:18:27] 窦尔敦

[00:18:28] 赶紧把他们搀扶起来

[00:18:30] 老镖头

[00:18:32] 好自为之吧

[00:18:34] 我再说那么一句

[00:18:37] 别看咱们字据上写上了

[00:18:40] 什么

[00:18:40] 他关门不干了

[00:18:42] 把全部的财产都交给你

[00:18:45] 抱着脑袋滚出保定府

[00:18:48] 这不过就是那么一说

[00:18:51] 你说你能忍心接受吗

[00:18:53] 不不不不不

[00:18:54] 大师傅

[00:18:55] 我根本没这个心呐

[00:18:58] 这口气顺过来

[00:19:00] 我就求之不得

[00:19:01] 只求他们往后别找事儿就行了

[00:19:05] 他的财产我是分文都不取呀

[00:19:08] 我能有那种野心吗

[00:19:10] 好

[00:19:11] 但能容人且容人呢

[00:19:15] 既然这样

[00:19:16] 你们也回去吧

[00:19:18] 贫僧还有事儿

[00:19:20] 我急着要赶路啊

[00:19:22] 别别

[00:19:23] 姐

[00:19:24] 我

[00:19:24] 大师傅

[00:19:25] 您不能走啊

[00:19:27] 您救了我的命

[00:19:28] 帮了我们大忙

[00:19:30] 怎么能一走了之呢

[00:19:32] 无论如何

[00:19:34] 请您屈尊大驾

[00:19:36] 到我们镖局子坐一会儿

[00:19:38] 我们把凉水温热了

[00:19:41] 您喝那么几碗

[00:19:42] 另外呢

[00:19:43] 您再吃点东西赶路也不迟

[00:19:47] 不必了

[00:19:48] 咱们后会有期

[00:19:50] 别介

[00:19:52] 这爷俩缠着窦尔敦

[00:19:54] 说什么也不放他走

[00:19:57] 那些伙计们

[00:19:59] 也不愿意都蹲走

[00:20:02] 什么原因呢

[00:20:03] 他怕窦尔敦一走没靠山了

[00:20:07] 那秃子在报复

[00:20:08] 怎么办呢

[00:20:10] 别看胡景春受了伤了

[00:20:12] 胡景春也有后台

[00:20:15] 他的后台是盛英

[00:20:17] 是黄三太

[00:20:18] 是蒋伯芳

[00:20:19] 是叶成龙啊

[00:20:21] 那把人勾里可怎么办呢

[00:20:24] 所以这帮人

[00:20:26] 就不放豆儿蹲走

[00:20:29] 跪倒一大片

[00:20:30] 一个劲儿的哀求

[00:20:33] 最后窦墩也就没办法了

[00:20:35] 这

[00:20:37] 好吧

[00:20:39] 恭敬不如从命啊

[00:20:42] 哀家就去坐一会儿啊

[00:20:45] 欢迎欢迎啊

[00:20:48] 众星捧月一般离开龙虎寺进城

[00:20:54] 围观的老百姓都跟着

[00:20:57] 一边走一边捣鼓我

[00:21:01] 我说我这真行啊

[00:21:04] 这

[00:21:04] 这大和尚叫什么

[00:21:06] 叫窦尔敦

[00:21:08] 窦尔敦呢

[00:21:09] 哦呃

[00:21:10] 有个绰号叫铜头铁罗汉

[00:21:13] 诶

[00:21:13] 我也知道我也知道

[00:21:17] 从打这天开始

[00:21:19] 窦尔敦的名声是不胫而走

[00:21:22] 慢慢就传播开了

[00:21:25] 都知道江湖上出了一位了不起的英雄

[00:21:28] 叫铜头铁罗汉

[00:21:31] 安下

[00:21:32] 大伙儿怎么议论

[00:21:33] 咱不必细说

[00:21:35] 单说童家父子

[00:21:36] 先告诉伙计

[00:21:38] 叫张大头

[00:21:40] 他腿也快

[00:21:41] 让他回去送信儿

[00:21:43] 在家里头做好了安排

[00:21:46] 然后呢

[00:21:47] 爷俩陪着

[00:21:48] 往城里走

[00:21:51] 等来到兴顺大街

[00:21:54] 到了永昌镖局的门首

[00:21:57] 再看这伙计们

[00:21:58] 早都做好准备了

[00:22:00] 张灯结彩

[00:22:02] 还准备了一挂鞭

[00:22:04] 邹蹲一露面

[00:22:06] 鞭就点着了

[00:22:07] 噼啪啦噼啪噼啪啪啪叮当

[00:22:09] 噼啪噼啪噼啪

[00:22:10] 叮当叮当

[00:22:13] 这热闹劲儿就甭提了

[00:22:16] 让谁看了都深受感动

[00:22:20] 比过年还热闹

[00:22:22] 童家父子陪着窦尔敦进了永昌镖局

[00:22:26] 门前围看热闹的人还能有那么几百号

[00:22:32] 有人就劝各位

[00:22:33] 散散散散吧

[00:22:34] 各位散散

[00:22:35] 回家回家吧

[00:22:36] 事儿结束了

[00:22:37] 事结束了啊

[00:22:38] 咱们改日见

[00:22:39] 改日见

[00:22:41] 大伙儿一听

[00:22:42] 可不是这么回事儿吗

[00:22:44] 一哄而散

[00:22:46] 单说童家父子把窦尔敦让进客室啊

[00:22:52] 像恭敬老祖宗似的

[00:22:55] 把茶水给沏好了

[00:22:58] 点下摆上来

[00:23:00] 另外

[00:23:01] 偷偷的告诉厨房

[00:23:03] 做几样好菜款待大师傅

[00:23:07] 说什么也不能让他走

[00:23:10] 这是咱的保护神呐

[00:23:13] 那么

[00:23:14] 究竟窦尔敦是走还是不走呢