《099封神演义》歌词

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[00:00:05] 吴成王大战泗水关

[00:00:09] 在这一路之上

[00:00:10] 老帅黄滚反复的

[00:00:14] 给中将介绍说

[00:00:15] 这个泗水关不好过

[00:00:18] 实际呀

[00:00:19] 武城王心里头非常清楚

[00:00:24] 不用说五官这儿

[00:00:27] 就是四海之内所有的关口

[00:00:31] 这么说吧

[00:00:33] 是殷商的土地

[00:00:35] 奶和奶源将把手

[00:00:38] 有什么本事

[00:00:41] 那么他能不知道吗

[00:00:43] 泗水关守将韩荣

[00:00:45] 那是他派来的韩荣手下的副将羽化

[00:00:50] 吴成王也十分了解

[00:00:54] 那么这关过不过呢

[00:00:56] 这可应了那句俗话

[00:00:58] 那就跳河

[00:00:59] 一闭眼

[00:00:59] 那听天由命啊

[00:01:02] 是让过也得过

[00:01:03] 不让过也得过

[00:01:06] 等到了观前

[00:01:08] 老帅黄滚和韩荣这么一搭话

[00:01:12] 本来阿黄滚

[00:01:14] 想说两句小话

[00:01:16] 让韩总兵打开城门

[00:01:18] 放他们父子出去就算了

[00:01:21] 谁知道这韩蓉啊

[00:01:23] 你看表面上嘻嘻哈哈的

[00:01:27] 哎

[00:01:27] 跟谁呀都笑脸相迎

[00:01:31] 可是这家伙笑里藏刀啊

[00:01:33] 他呀

[00:01:35] 六亲不认

[00:01:37] 不管怎么说

[00:01:38] 想从这儿过去不行

[00:01:40] 我是守关

[00:01:41] 有责he

[00:01:44] 这家伙是尽头

[00:01:45] 拍子头朝里啊

[00:01:48] 他哪儿的胡子来着

[00:01:49] 那叫不开面儿

[00:01:51] 反正他不让你过

[00:01:53] 五成王就急啦

[00:01:56] 啊

[00:01:56] 催着神牛就过来

[00:01:59] 人家那边儿啊

[00:02:00] 早有准备

[00:02:02] 哎

[00:02:02] 人家不能让你伤了人家的主帅韩荣

[00:02:06] 副将余华就过来

[00:02:09] 大家呢

[00:02:11] 也就是说

[00:02:11] 黄飞虎身边的这些人

[00:02:14] 有80%光知道余华这名字

[00:02:18] 没见过这人今儿个这一瞅啊

[00:02:22] 好多人都差点儿乐了

[00:02:24] 乐什么呀

[00:02:26] 就觉得余华

[00:02:27] 这个人儿啊很特别

[00:02:32] 就冲他这穿着打扮就不伦不类

[00:02:37] 还有他骑着的坐骑

[00:02:39] 他骑着什么坐骑啊

[00:02:41] 骑着一匹骆驼

[00:02:43] 感情

[00:02:44] 他这骆驼不是

[00:02:47] 呃

[00:02:47] 一般的那个旱地之舟

[00:02:50] 呃

[00:02:51] 驮货的骆驼

[00:02:53] 这骆驼有点神气儿

[00:02:56] 那就火眼金睛坨呀

[00:02:58] 余华身高在九尺开外

[00:03:01] 这家伙生的兄妹呃

[00:03:02] 暮满脸杀气

[00:03:05] 大家了

[00:03:06] 他什么呀

[00:03:07] 就看他这个穿戴打扮啊

[00:03:09] 跟所有的武将都不一样

[00:03:11] 头戴一顶鱼尾经观身朝水火袍

[00:03:15] 腰束丝超大红的中医脚下

[00:03:19] 穿着一双五彩虎头战靴

[00:03:23] 这个头齐脚不齐

[00:03:24] 呀啊

[00:03:25] 这什么模样儿手里头是离队

[00:03:30] 短大冰铁体

[00:03:32] 只见他跟武昌王杀了十几个回合

[00:03:36] 他一波骆驼就拜走了

[00:03:39] 武城王随后就追

[00:03:41] 只见余华从兜里掏出这么一个小旗子来

[00:03:45] 啪往地上这么一出

[00:03:48] 这旗子迎风长

[00:03:51] 拿出来的时候啊

[00:03:53] 还不足半尺长

[00:03:55] 等拖在地上

[00:03:57] 就有一丈来高

[00:03:59] 而且在那个旗子尖儿上有这么一团黑雾

[00:04:03] 这黑雾开始啊

[00:04:05] 也就是有锅盖那么大

[00:04:08] 就这么一眨眼的功夫

[00:04:10] 就像浇地水车内车轮似的

[00:04:14] 那么大个儿五城网

[00:04:16] 一看这团黑雾

[00:04:18] 惨叫一声

[00:04:19] 一头牛什牛上摘下来

[00:04:24] 人家

[00:04:25] 泗水关的捆绑手啊

[00:04:27] 呼啦一下

[00:04:30] 好如狼似虎

[00:04:31] 过来就把武城王给捆上了

[00:04:35] 这不周记黄

[00:04:36] 明黄肥膘

[00:04:37] 大伙儿想过去就已经来不及了

[00:04:40] 人家长得剩骨

[00:04:43] 回城了

[00:04:44] 哎哟

[00:04:46] 一个照面就把五成王黄飞虎给生擒活拿

[00:04:51] 韩荣回到观中来做刀帅府的大椅子声

[00:04:55] 吩咐一声

[00:04:56] 把王推上来

[00:04:59] 黄飞虎昂首挺胸往他跟前一站

[00:05:03] 没给他跪下

[00:05:04] 凭什么给他跪下呀

[00:05:06] 啊

[00:05:06] 论级别

[00:05:07] 那武成王比她大着老大一块呢

[00:05:10] 人家是守关的主帅

[00:05:12] 您那是逃犯阶下丘

[00:05:16] 哎呀

[00:05:17] 韩荣冲他点点头啊

[00:05:20] 大王千岁

[00:05:22] 您看看

[00:05:24] 这让我多不好意思

[00:05:26] 每次您来到我的泗水关视察

[00:05:30] 我得迎接出去30 里呀

[00:05:35] 那么您呢

[00:05:36] 怎么吩咐我得怎么做

[00:05:40] 那时我是您帐前一将

[00:05:43] 可今天就不痛了

[00:05:46] 我本当啊

[00:05:48] 设宴款待您一番

[00:05:50] 但是你反了朝廷

[00:05:53] 现在有圣旨在此

[00:05:56] 有泰式的

[00:05:58] 十万火急的将领

[00:06:01] 让我劝你啊

[00:06:02] 回朝哥

[00:06:04] 千岁

[00:06:05] 你有什么话讲啊

[00:06:08] 古城娃冷笑一声

[00:06:09] 韩荣

[00:06:10] 不用多说了

[00:06:12] 啊

[00:06:12] 既然被你给擒住了

[00:06:15] 那么就杀剐存留

[00:06:17] 放任你自便

[00:06:20] 好吧

[00:06:21] 那我就对不起大王千岁您啊

[00:06:24] 只有委屈您一下了

[00:06:26] 来啊

[00:06:27] 把它压到土楼去

[00:06:30] 把五城网给关起来

[00:06:34] 那么黄飞镖2000岁3000岁皇妃报怎么样

[00:06:38] 老帅黄滚带着他们回去啦

[00:06:42] 回到营中

[00:06:44] 老人家茶思饭不想嗨声叹气呀

[00:06:49] 你看我跟你们说什么来着

[00:06:51] 这余华多厉害

[00:06:52] 哎

[00:06:53] 今天活儿被捉了去啦

[00:06:57] 说到这儿

[00:06:57] 看看黄飞彪

[00:06:59] 明天就该你辣

[00:07:02] 黄明一听这多丧气啊

[00:07:04] 您说点呢

[00:07:05] 呃吉利话不行吗

[00:07:08] 怎么你可真

[00:07:10] 您当了这么些年的老帅

[00:07:13] 您怎么不知道胜败乃兵家常事呢

[00:07:17] 而且这个为大将者怎么能一时论英雄呢

[00:07:24] 这一时的胜败

[00:07:26] 你说谁是好汉

[00:07:27] 谁不是好汉呢

[00:07:28] 作为您身经百战

[00:07:30] 让我说你什么好呢

[00:07:32] 明天我会付的

[00:07:34] 第二天

[00:07:35] 黄宁讨债

[00:07:38] 观众一声炮想与华赢出来了

[00:07:42] 哎

[00:07:43] 也是打了十几个回合

[00:07:45] 他一伯金睛兽

[00:07:48] 黄明义桥怎么着

[00:07:50] 又掏那小蹄子儿

[00:07:51] 让他猜中了

[00:07:53] 人家把那小蹄子拿出来吧

[00:07:54] 汪地一声

[00:07:55] 这么一出

[00:07:57] 黄林

[00:07:57] 这么一看

[00:07:59] 底下那团黑雾

[00:08:00] 对

[00:08:01] 昨天我家大王看的就是这东西这玩意儿黄明说这玩意是什么呢

[00:08:08] 还没等说出口呢

[00:08:10] 当时眼前一片漆黑呀

[00:08:13] 一筹

[00:08:15] 我马上就掉下来了

[00:08:18] 人家泗水关的

[00:08:20] 捆绑手过来

[00:08:22] 给捆走啦

[00:08:24] 一连琴曲二将黄明、周纪

[00:08:28] 老师黄冠一看怎么样

[00:08:31] 哎

[00:08:31] 今天这俩明天呐

[00:08:34] 就该你们俩啦

[00:08:36] 大伙儿也不搭理这老爷子了

[00:08:38] 他爱说什么

[00:08:39] 说什么得了啊

[00:08:40] 明天咱们得想逐一战胜于华

[00:08:44] 跟着龙还5000就被人给拿去了

[00:08:49] 老帅黄滚一看就剩自己领着三个孙子啊

[00:08:56] 还有谁

[00:08:58] 还有几员副将

[00:09:00] 那远不是羽化的对手啊

[00:09:03] 明日一早啊啊

[00:09:07] 呃

[00:09:08] High 歌没

[00:09:10] 宝贝儿们

[00:09:12] 我带着你们

[00:09:14] 咱们跪在阵前

[00:09:17] 束手待毙吧

[00:09:20] 这句话

[00:09:21] He 怒

[00:09:22] 脑子黄铁路

[00:09:25] 黄田路这么一听

[00:09:27] 爷爷

[00:09:28] 您这是怎么啦

[00:09:30] 难怪我黄明叔叔总说您

[00:09:33] 您怎么总说这泄气的话呢

[00:09:37] 内娱话

[00:09:38] 难道说他有三头六背怎么就战不胜他

[00:09:42] 哎呀

[00:09:43] 娃儿你知道什么呀

[00:09:45] 你要破不了他那旗子你就战不胜他

[00:09:49] 他那旗子叫戮魂幡呢

[00:09:52] 鹿者杀也

[00:09:54] 就专杀的魂灵的

[00:09:57] 你能是他的对手吗

[00:10:00] 明天我要和他决一死战

[00:10:02] He

[00:10:04] 这句话说的老头儿精神一振鑫说

[00:10:08] 我这儿孙子也行啊

[00:10:10] 好

[00:10:12] 不过有一样啊

[00:10:13] 宝贝儿你可得多加小心呐

[00:10:16] 哎

[00:10:16] 爷爷您就放心吧

[00:10:19] 第二天早开战饭

[00:10:21] 然后小江就收拾上顶盔贯甲

[00:10:24] 罩袍束带的银枪

[00:10:27] 上了马

[00:10:28] 一声炮响

[00:10:29] 杀出了辕门

[00:10:31] 叫于化镇

[00:10:32] 钱受死

[00:10:33] 余华来到阵前一看

[00:10:35] 嗯

[00:10:37] 不由得一愣

[00:10:38] 怎么哪儿都有小孩儿喝

[00:10:42] 这小孩儿长得真漂亮

[00:10:44] 跟个小姑娘似的

[00:10:46] 啊

[00:10:48] 有多大年纪啊

[00:10:50] 也就是十几岁吗

[00:10:52] 你是什么人呢

[00:10:54] 不认识啊

[00:10:56] 你家少帅黄天禄拿命来说了

[00:11:00] 您抢就撤

[00:11:02] 嘿

[00:11:04] 余华把双体分开

[00:11:06] 几架相还

[00:11:08] 二将马上交锋就打起来了

[00:11:13] 余华

[00:11:13] 真想要较量较量这个小孩儿

[00:11:17] 唉

[00:11:18] 跟他比个高低

[00:11:20] 打了有个十多个回合吧

[00:11:23] 他开始还真没把这个小孩儿放在眼里

[00:11:27] 等着一交手他才知道

[00:11:30] 好厉害

[00:11:30] 皇家的枪啊

[00:11:32] 哎呀

[00:11:33] 这是枪法如神呐

[00:11:35] 黄天路

[00:11:36] 这条枪象出海的蛟龙一样

[00:11:39] 杀了一个波涛翻滚

[00:11:41] 余华觉得不好

[00:11:43] 这个不好

[00:11:44] 还没等说出口呢吧

[00:11:47] 一个怪蟒烦人

[00:11:49] 就朝他的小甫刺来

[00:11:51] 余华用右脚一踹蹬吧

[00:11:53] 这么一波金晶兽

[00:11:55] 稍晚了这么一步啊

[00:12:00] 叫他余华

[00:12:00] 左腿面上就给他挑了三角大口子

[00:12:05] 那血蹭的一下就窜出来

[00:12:08] He

[00:12:10] 略真的

[00:12:11] 老帅皇宫看得清楚

[00:12:14] 不由得自己喊了这么一声

[00:12:16] 掏钱砸

[00:12:17] 爷爷夸孙子黑

[00:12:21] 把余华给疼的

[00:12:22] 一摘没差点救骆驼上掉下来咋不骆驼就跑啊

[00:12:27] 这时候

[00:12:28] 天路应该收兵回去

[00:12:30] 哎

[00:12:31] 小孩儿呢

[00:12:32] 求功心切

[00:12:33] 哎

[00:12:35] 他不轻易上阵

[00:12:38] 光是练功

[00:12:39] 没想到这公不亏人

[00:12:42] 今儿还真用上了这枪技能挑了他的大腿

[00:12:46] 我就能扎穿了他的后心呢

[00:12:49] 他随后就追余华一挥手

[00:12:52] 把绿魂幡取出来吧

[00:12:54] 嘣的一声这么一出

[00:12:57] 黄天禄

[00:12:58] 一筹

[00:12:59] 我马上就掉下去了

[00:13:02] 他戳内翻

[00:13:03] 你只有一个办法

[00:13:05] 什么办法赶快把眼睛蒙上

[00:13:08] 把脑袋包上

[00:13:08] 别看抹头就跑

[00:13:10] 那怎么可能呢

[00:13:12] 谁都得看看他扔出来是个什么玩意儿

[00:13:15] 尤其那小旗子往地上一插啊

[00:13:18] 随风就涨

[00:13:19] 他觉得这玩意儿挺奇怪

[00:13:21] 挺好玩儿

[00:13:22] 你只要这么一注目

[00:13:25] 那就算完了

[00:13:27] 嗨

[00:13:27] 一眨眼的功夫

[00:13:28] 把小江黄田路给捉进关去

[00:13:33] 老衰黄滚

[00:13:34] 长叹一声

[00:13:35] 收兵吧

[00:13:37] 收兵回来

[00:13:38] 这老头儿啊

[00:13:40] 在中军宝帐

[00:13:41] 一夜没睡

[00:13:43] 他反复想

[00:13:45] 想来想去

[00:13:46] 目前只有一条路

[00:13:50] 哪条路自己呀

[00:13:53] 脱去盔甲

[00:13:54] 换成素狗

[00:13:57] 拉着两个小孙子

[00:13:59] 黄天爵

[00:14:00] 黄天祥

[00:14:02] 哎

[00:14:02] 一个不到八岁啊

[00:14:04] 一个12 岁

[00:14:07] 到观赏去

[00:14:08] 求韩荣

[00:14:10] 能把我啊

[00:14:12] 装入囚车戒网

[00:14:14] 朝哥

[00:14:15] 请韩荣把这俩孩子放放不了俩放一个

[00:14:20] 把这七岁半的这个小天祥放硫磺加一卖吧

[00:14:26] 老人家想好了

[00:14:28] 第二天呢

[00:14:29] 连早饭都没吃

[00:14:32] 他身招数口顶着两个孙子

[00:14:36] 贵到观前

[00:14:38] 够惨的呀

[00:14:41] 韩荣文报不由得一愣什么

[00:14:45] 黄滚

[00:14:46] 要见我啊啊请

[00:14:50] 这家伙真会来事儿啊

[00:14:53] 他是脑在心中

[00:14:54] 笑在面上

[00:14:55] 要不怎么说这家伙笑里藏刀

[00:14:58] 心里1万个不痛快

[00:15:01] 也不待相

[00:15:02] 也不卦象让你看不出来

[00:15:05] 你瞧着他总想一天到晚那么乐

[00:15:08] 乐呵呵高高兴兴

[00:15:10] 心情特别舒畅

[00:15:13] 总给人一副啊

[00:15:14] 虚怀若谷的表情

[00:15:18] 可是这家伙挺狠毒啊

[00:15:22] 他说

[00:15:22] 一声请a 老帅皇冠领着两个孙子

[00:15:26] 到帅府前走到帅府前

[00:15:29] 就不敢再往里走啦

[00:15:31] 哎

[00:15:32] 那样就不像个罪犯了

[00:15:36] 哎

[00:15:36] 领着两个小孙子跪在地上

[00:15:40] 用胳膊肘儿和磕膝盖

[00:15:43] 哎

[00:15:44] 往里头一点儿一点儿走

[00:15:47] 需而行

[00:15:49] 实际就是爬进来的

[00:15:51] 趴着银安殿前爷儿几个往这儿一跪

[00:15:55] 哎呀

[00:15:57] 就是铁石人心的人呐

[00:16:00] 看着这个场景

[00:16:03] 也得难过呀

[00:16:06] 韩荣达

[00:16:07] 帅堂里边儿出来

[00:16:09] 他装作惊讶的样子

[00:16:12] 哎呀

[00:16:13] 老帅

[00:16:15] 您这是何必呢

[00:16:17] 怎么您在这行词大理墨江怎么承担得起呀

[00:16:24] 你赶快平身

[00:16:27] 老衰

[00:16:28] 黄滚摇了摇头

[00:16:29] 嘿嘿

[00:16:30] 将军哪

[00:16:32] 黄鬼有一言奉上

[00:16:36] 请将军容禀老帅

[00:16:39] 有什么吩咐尽管请讲

[00:16:43] 哎

[00:16:44] 黄滚长叹一声

[00:16:46] 汉将军

[00:16:48] 紫雷父死滚

[00:16:51] 不敢怒

[00:16:52] 我黄门七代忠良

[00:16:55] 挺不幸

[00:16:57] 遭此劫难

[00:16:59] 满门要抄斩

[00:17:02] 情史可敏呐

[00:17:05] 现在不得已我来扣球

[00:17:07] 将军网开一面

[00:17:10] 说到这儿

[00:17:11] 老人家指指身边最小的黄天祥

[00:17:16] 将军祠子年方七岁啊

[00:17:20] 请你把我这七岁的孙儿放出关去吧

[00:17:25] 仅存黄门一脉

[00:17:28] 不知将军意下如何

[00:17:33] 韩荣听着这哈儿摇了摇头啊

[00:17:36] 他叹了口气

[00:17:38] 唉

[00:17:40] 老帅

[00:17:42] 明此言差异啊

[00:17:45] 韩荣不才

[00:17:47] 我把手泗水关

[00:17:50] 其敢以公寻私

[00:17:53] 老帅

[00:17:54] 您全车武将之首

[00:17:58] 魏雅文武百官

[00:18:01] 撑得起富贵满门时代

[00:18:04] 禁受皇恩

[00:18:06] 您理当豹纹那

[00:18:09] 可是你万不该粽子反伤

[00:18:12] 罪在不赦

[00:18:14] 今日

[00:18:14] 我韩荣若将老帅子孙放出似水

[00:18:20] 那我B 或同谋之罪

[00:18:25] 好

[00:18:26] 我怎敢欺瞒朝廷

[00:18:29] 那法纪何在

[00:18:32] 老帅

[00:18:33] 末将实难从命啊

[00:18:37] 嘿

[00:18:39] 他不阴不阳的几句话说着黄滚哪面红耳赤

[00:18:46] 自己今天来的含绒率府内简直就是奇耻大辱啊

[00:18:52] 没办法

[00:18:54] 是为了小孙孙活命

[00:18:57] 现在听韩荣这一说

[00:18:59] 坑他一下

[00:19:01] 老帅挺身站起来

[00:19:04] 憨容

[00:19:05] 古人说

[00:19:08] 人有权势之时

[00:19:09] 不与人方便

[00:19:10] 如入宝山

[00:19:11] 空手而回啊

[00:19:13] 别说你这小小泗水总兵官

[00:19:17] 我黄滚如何呀

[00:19:19] 期待三英灌顶啊

[00:19:22] 人有旦夕祸福啊

[00:19:26] 天有阴晴昼夜

[00:19:29] 海荣啊

[00:19:29] 海荣

[00:19:30] 你不要再多说了

[00:19:32] 老夫林醉

[00:19:35] 说完了

[00:19:36] 把天降小孙孙

[00:19:38] 抱起来拉着天绝

[00:19:42] 你的楼房在哪里

[00:19:45] 韩荣一听

[00:19:46] 吩咐身边副将余华赶快给老帅带路

[00:19:53] 雨花就把老帅黄滚给押进了大牢

[00:19:58] 哎

[00:19:59] 这倒不错

[00:20:00] 爷儿几个都在牢里见面儿

[00:20:03] 见面之后

[00:20:05] 无言以对

[00:20:06] 谁也说不出什么话来了

[00:20:09] 也没的可说了

[00:20:11] 你瞅瞅我

[00:20:12] 我看看你

[00:20:14] 也只有暗自叹惜而已啊

[00:20:19] 这是韩荣的

[00:20:21] 让余华出关

[00:20:24] 把老帅还滚

[00:20:26] 啊

[00:20:27] 所有的家将兵丁疑虑

[00:20:31] 雅进关中来

[00:20:34] 这韩荣乐坏了

[00:20:36] 怎么回事儿他一看

[00:20:38] 好家伙

[00:20:40] 我的金珠细软呐

[00:20:43] 也就是说

[00:20:44] 老帅黄滚和黄飞虎的这些个家产

[00:20:49] 几辈子也花不完呢

[00:20:51] 海拉好家伙

[00:20:54] 这可应了那句话了

[00:20:55] 船破有底底破

[00:20:57] 友邦帮没了

[00:20:58] 还有3600

[00:20:59] 多大钉子

[00:21:01] 人家现在皇家不是大钉子

[00:21:04] 是多少条大船呐

[00:21:07] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:21:08] 乐的含绒嘴都合不拢啦

[00:21:11] 心说

[00:21:12] 这真是有福之人

[00:21:14] 不用忙

[00:21:14] 无福之人跑断肠啊

[00:21:17] 老天睁眼赐我韩融一笔外财

[00:21:21] 话又说回来

[00:21:22] 人不得外财不富

[00:21:24] 马不得夜草难肥呀

[00:21:28] 嘿

[00:21:29] 他看余华瞪着眼睛在旁边儿瞅着他呢

[00:21:33] 他的的声音告诉玉华与将军

[00:21:36] 哎

[00:21:37] 不必多想

[00:21:39] 先伸了撒手指头

[00:21:41] 那就是中指、无名指和小指啊

[00:21:44] 然后把大指二指中指往一块儿

[00:21:48] 这么一和意思之间告诉你

[00:21:50] 咱俩是三七开

[00:21:53] 余华特别高兴

[00:21:55] 大排筵宴he 庆祝了一番

[00:21:59] 韩荣跟余华商量

[00:22:02] 我想把黄家父子押解进京

[00:22:06] Er

[00:22:07] 谁去做这个呀

[00:22:10] 姐关呢

[00:22:11] 余华一听

[00:22:12] 哎

[00:22:12] 将军这还用您考虑吗

[00:22:15] 末将冤枉啊

[00:22:16] A 只有你啦

[00:22:19] 如果不适于将军押送这一干要饭进京

[00:22:25] 那我是放心不下

[00:22:28] 第二天一早

[00:22:30] 打好了囚车

[00:22:32] 把黄家父子一个个装入囚车之中

[00:22:37] 求车前边儿都写上他们的名字

[00:22:41] 余华率3000人马

[00:22:43] 韩荣亲自送他出关

[00:22:47] 远送一程

[00:22:49] 一声炮响

[00:22:51] 雨花押解着黄加一门

[00:22:55] 呵呵

[00:22:56] 就奔朝哥来了

[00:22:58] 首先过的世界牌关呢

[00:23:01] 嗨

[00:23:03] 一走到界牌关

[00:23:04] 这儿老帅黄滚见景生情啊

[00:23:08] 不由得老泪纵横

[00:23:12] 哭了

[00:23:12] 能不哭吗

[00:23:14] 前几天还是镇守武官的总帅

[00:23:18] 现在蹲在囚车里了

[00:23:22] 多惨哪

[00:23:23] He 这余华是个急性子

[00:23:27] 他恨不移

[00:23:27] 不敢的朝哥

[00:23:29] 哎

[00:23:30] 过了这界牌关

[00:23:32] 他就往春云关这儿赶

[00:23:35] 还没等到穿云关

[00:23:37] 前面有一座山峰

[00:23:40] 他的人马刚走到这山峰前

[00:23:43] 就听有人喝一声

[00:23:46] 人呐

[00:23:47] 修德前进

[00:23:49] 他马吓了一哆嗦

[00:23:51] 赶快禀报

[00:23:52] 雨化屏将军前边有个街道的啊

[00:23:56] 余华这气

[00:23:58] 这人什么胆子呀

[00:23:59] 还有感觉官兵的吗

[00:24:02] 他带座机过来

[00:24:03] 这么一看

[00:24:04] 不由得一愣啊

[00:24:06] 只见这位劫道的把他抢这么一横唱了一首偈

[00:24:12] 录歌怎么唱的呀

[00:24:15] 他说

[00:24:15] 我当生长不记年

[00:24:17] 只怕尊师不怕天

[00:24:20] 昨日老君从此过

[00:24:23] 也得送我一金砖