《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] And we go when little something like this dig it

[00:00:12] Oh yea dig it come on

[00:00:21] Cold cooling at a bar

[00:00:23] And I'm looking for some action

[00:00:25] But like mick jagger said

[00:00:27] I can't get no satisfaction

[00:00:30] The girls are all around

[00:00:31] But none of them wanna get wit' me

[00:00:33] My threads are fresh and I'm looking deaf

[00:00:35] Yo what's up with l-o-c

[00:00:37] The girls are all jocking

[00:00:39] At the other end of the bar

[00:00:41] Havin' drinking with some no name chump

[00:00:43] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:45] So I got up and strolled over

[00:00:47] To the other side of the cantina

[00:00:50] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:00:51] He said funky cold medina

[00:01:01] Funky cold medina

[00:01:10] This brother told me a secret

[00:01:12] On how to get more chicks

[00:01:14] Put a little medina in your glass

[00:01:16] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:18] It's better than any alcohol

[00:01:20] Or aprhodisiac

[00:01:22] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:24] And she'll be on your lap

[00:01:26] So I gave some to my dog

[00:01:28] When he began to beg

[00:01:30] And he licked his bowl

[00:01:31] And he looked at me

[00:01:32] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:34] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:01:36] Before he was much much meaner

[00:01:38] But now all the poodles run to my house

[00:01:40] For the funky cold medina

[00:01:43] You know what I'm saying

[00:01:45] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:01:47] Breaking down my door

[00:01:48] I got spuds mckenzie

[00:01:51] Alex from stroughs

[00:01:53] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:01:54] With that medina pal

[00:01:58] I went up to this girl

[00:02:00] She said hi my name is sheena

[00:02:02] I'd thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:03] With a little funky cold medina

[00:02:06] She said I'd like a drink

[00:02:08] I said hmm ok I'll go get it

[00:02:10] And then a couple of sips

[00:02:11] She cold licked her lips

[00:02:12] And I knew that she was wit' it

[00:02:14] So I took her to my crib

[00:02:16] Everything went as well as planned

[00:02:18] But when she got undressed

[00:02:19] It was a big ol' mess

[00:02:20] Sheena was a man

[00:02:22] So I threw him out

[00:02:23] I don't fool around

[00:02:24] With no oscar mayer weiner

[00:02:27] You must be sure you're girl is pure

[00:02:28] For the funky cold medina

[00:02:31] You know what I'm saying ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:36] This is the eighties

[00:02:37] Don't know me down with the ladies

[00:02:39] No joke

[00:02:46] Break it down

[00:03:04] Ha ha

[00:03:06] Ha ha

[00:03:08] Ha ha

[00:03:12] Ha ha

[00:03:14] Ha ha

[00:03:16] Ha ha

[00:03:19] Black in the saddle

[00:03:21] Looking for a little affection

[00:03:23] I took a shot as a contestant

[00:03:24] On the love connection

[00:03:27] The audience voted

[00:03:29] And you know they picked a winner

[00:03:31] I took my date to the hilton

[00:03:32] For medina and some dinner

[00:03:35] We had a few drinks

[00:03:37] I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting

[00:03:39] Instead she started talking about

[00:03:41] Plans for our wedding

[00:03:43] So I grabbed my coat and hit the door

[00:03:45] I said maybe I'll be seeing ya

[00:03:47] That's why I found you don't fool around

[00:03:49] With the funky cold medina

[00:03:52] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:03:54] That medina's a monster

[00:03:58] Funky cold medina

[00:04:01] Funky Cold Medina - D.J.Funky