《Thank God For Girls》歌词

[00:00:00] Thank God for Girls - Weezer

[00:00:04] The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair

[00:00:07] Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip

[00:00:10] In the woods with your bros

[00:00:12] that you've known since second grade

[00:00:14] And you may encounter dragons

[00:00:15] or ruffians and be called upon

[00:00:18] To employ your testosterone

[00:00:20] In a battle for supremacy

[00:00:21] and access to females glued to the TV

[00:00:25] And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts

[00:00:28] Bruises and scrapes

[00:00:29] And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments

[00:00:32] And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds

[00:00:34] and when you come home

[00:00:36] She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes

[00:00:40] And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth

[00:00:42] And that's why you

[00:00:44] Thank God for girls

[00:00:49] Holla Jesu Christe

[00:00:51] From Tennessee to LA

[00:00:54] Thank God for girls

[00:00:59] On your reckoning day

[00:01:02] You better bow down and pray

[00:01:04] She's so big

[00:01:06] She's so strong

[00:01:09] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls

[00:01:14] Thank God for girls

[00:01:19] Thank God for girls

[00:01:22] Thank God for girls

[00:01:25] I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though

[00:01:28] She isn't mine

[00:01:30] I think about her all the day

[00:01:32] And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive

[00:01:35] She says I give her sweaty palms

[00:01:36] she almost had a heart attack

[00:01:38] The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act

[00:01:40] I wish that I could get to know her better

[00:01:42] But meeting up in real life

[00:01:43] would cause the illusion to shatter

[00:01:45] I carved her name into all the trees

[00:01:48] Sang a song down on one knee

[00:01:50] Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like

[00:01:53] When I was 14

[00:01:55] I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around

[00:02:00] I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate

[00:02:02] On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down

[00:02:05] Thank God for girls

[00:02:10] Holla Jesu Christe

[00:02:12] From Tennessee to LA

[00:02:15] Thank God for girls

[00:02:20] On your reckoning day

[00:02:22] You better bow down and pray

[00:02:25] She's so big

[00:02:27] She's so strong

[00:02:30] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls

[00:02:35] Thank God for girls

[00:02:40] Thank God for girls

[00:02:42] Thank God for girls

[00:02:46] God took a rib from Adam

[00:02:48] Ground it up in a centrifuge machine

[00:02:51] Mixed it with cardamom and cloves

[00:02:53] Microwaved it on the popcorn setting

[00:02:55] While Adam was like that really hurts

[00:02:59] Going off into the tundra so pissed at God

[00:03:03] And he started lighting minor forest fires

[00:03:05] Stealing osprey eggs

[00:03:07] Messing with the bees

[00:03:07] who were trying to pollinate the echinacea

[00:03:10] Until God said Ima smite you with loneliness

[00:03:13] And break your heart in two

[00:03:16] And Adam wept and wailed

[00:03:18] Tearing out his hair, falling on his knees

[00:03:23] Looked to the sky and said

[00:03:26] Thank God