《第79集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 俗话说

[00:00:01] 明枪易躲

[00:00:03] 暗箭难防

[00:00:06] 老剑可

[00:00:07] 诸葛原

[00:00:09] 一看不是红衣女剑的对手

[00:00:13] 把跨虎双拦就扔出去了

[00:00:17] 拿兵刃当暗器

[00:00:21] 诶

[00:00:21] 这招太厉害了

[00:00:23] 红衣女剑客

[00:00:25] 没想到有这手

[00:00:29] 就见眼前电光一闪

[00:00:31] 他打个冷颤

[00:00:34] 诶就是他的身份

[00:00:36] 换旁人

[00:00:38] 真就躲不开呀

[00:00:40] 他赶紧甩脸横身

[00:00:43] 诶

[00:00:45] 双拦贴着鼻子尖和钱心就过去

[00:00:49] 唰唰

[00:00:52] 差那么一点儿啊

[00:00:55] 红衣女见

[00:00:56] 心里头高兴

[00:00:57] 哎呀

[00:00:59] 不幸之中的万幸

[00:01:02] 但他没防备到

[00:01:04] 诸葛元利用暗器开道

[00:01:08] 虚实并用

[00:01:10] 能击中目标当然最好

[00:01:14] 击不中

[00:01:15] 他要利用这机会发掌打对方

[00:01:20] 诸葛元一看暗器过去了

[00:01:23] 没伤着红衣女剑客

[00:01:26] 他以闪电般的速度飞身行跳到红衣女剑近前

[00:01:31] 力气就一掌

[00:01:33] 啪啪

[00:01:37] 正拍到穆少秋肩头上头

[00:01:42] 这一掌能轻得了吗

[00:01:44] 哎哟

[00:01:46] 红衣女剑横着身就摔出一丈多远去

[00:01:51] 结果肩头骨折

[00:01:55] 全场就乱了套了

[00:01:58] 老将可住个院

[00:02:00] 利用这个机会把双栏捡起来

[00:02:03] 回归月台

[00:02:05] 哈哈

[00:02:08] 女剑客

[00:02:09] 对不起

[00:02:12] 算老朽失手了

[00:02:17] 那边众人往上一闯

[00:02:19] 把穆少秋给救下去了

[00:02:22] 上药

[00:02:23] 吃药

[00:02:24] 包扎

[00:02:24] 咱自不必说了

[00:02:27] 大伙儿看的清清楚楚

[00:02:30] 有的赞成

[00:02:32] 诸葛元说

[00:02:33] 好

[00:02:34] 暗器加掌法

[00:02:37] 胜得漂亮

[00:02:39] 有的人不赞成

[00:02:42] 比试能耐

[00:02:43] 打什么暗器不算光明磊落

[00:02:47] 就是赢了也不光彩

[00:02:50] 其实诸葛元心里也清清楚楚

[00:02:54] 老头儿一想

[00:02:55] 这叫实在没有法儿

[00:02:57] 必时勒个八

[00:02:59] 不这样

[00:03:00] 赢不了对方

[00:03:01] 就坏了大事儿了

[00:03:05] 单说大头剑客活报应夏侯山

[00:03:10] 夏侯山一

[00:03:11] 干什么

[00:03:13] 把我师妹给打伤了

[00:03:15] 这还了得呀

[00:03:16] 诸葛元呢

[00:03:18] 你太不仗义了

[00:03:19] 你这个卑鄙的小人

[00:03:22] 嗷

[00:03:23] 一嗓子蹦上月台

[00:03:26] 跟诸葛元就玩了命了

[00:03:28] 两个人并不搭话

[00:03:30] 当场动手打了个难解难分

[00:03:35] 40 几个回合过去了

[00:03:38] 夏侯山一看

[00:03:40] 这老东西难对付

[00:03:44] 别打着

[00:03:45] 打着

[00:03:46] 他再把这跨虎双栏扔出来

[00:03:49] 我不跟我师妹是同样的下场

[00:03:53] 诶

[00:03:53] 有主意了

[00:03:56] 他跳出圈外

[00:03:58] 把手一扬

[00:03:59] 慢

[00:04:02] 诸葛元收招定式

[00:04:05] 就问他

[00:04:07] 为什么

[00:04:08] 有话请讲

[00:04:09] 嗯

[00:04:10] 诸葛元呢

[00:04:12] 要是说你没能耐

[00:04:15] 我期望你

[00:04:17] 但你那能耐分跟谁比

[00:04:19] 跟老朽比

[00:04:20] 你还差这一截

[00:04:22] 到头来

[00:04:24] 你甘拜下风啊

[00:04:27] 但是咱俩这把年纪了

[00:04:29] 这么个打法太俗气

[00:04:32] 干脆一招定输赢吧

[00:04:36] 你可愿意

[00:04:39] 诸葛元不知道说出话什么意思

[00:04:42] 老江哥

[00:04:43] 什么叫一招定输赢

[00:04:46] 嗯

[00:04:46] 好

[00:04:48] 咱这么办吧

[00:04:50] 咱来个一对三掌

[00:04:53] 我说的一招定输赢

[00:04:55] 里头包括三掌

[00:04:56] 你来看

[00:04:59] 说着话

[00:05:00] 他把大脑袋一晃

[00:05:02] 用手指着自己的头

[00:05:04] 看见没

[00:05:06] 你打我三掌

[00:05:08] 我打你三掌

[00:05:11] 看谁禁得住

[00:05:14] 这多文明啊

[00:05:16] 禁得住的

[00:05:17] 占上风了算赢家

[00:05:20] 禁不住的甘拜下风

[00:05:22] 就算输了

[00:05:24] 你可敢应战

[00:05:28] 诸葛元心说话这大脑袋可够尖的

[00:05:33] 以己之长

[00:05:34] 降我之短呢

[00:05:37] 心中话

[00:05:38] 谁不知道

[00:05:39] 你活报应

[00:05:41] 净练脑袋了

[00:05:43] 光这脑壳

[00:05:44] 你练了几十年

[00:05:47] 都练的畸形了

[00:05:48] 都比旁人的脑袋大了好几圈

[00:05:53] 谁不知道你练的是油锤灌顶啊

[00:05:58] 同时还有达摩老祖易筋经

[00:06:02] 我揍你那脑壳

[00:06:04] 我能揍得动吗

[00:06:06] 可你要打我

[00:06:07] 我就受不了了

[00:06:10] 嘿

[00:06:10] 这老狐狸够尖的啊

[00:06:14] 有心

[00:06:15] 不答应

[00:06:16] 就认栽了

[00:06:18] 当了天下的英雄

[00:06:19] 我不敢硬仗

[00:06:21] 答应就得吃亏

[00:06:24] 你可真别说这一招啊

[00:06:28] 把诸葛老剑客给僵住了这

[00:06:33] J

[00:06:36] 夏侯山一看是仰面大笑

[00:06:38] 哈哈哈哈

[00:06:42] 认栽了吧

[00:06:44] 不敢比吧

[00:06:45] 诶你倒是说呀

[00:06:49] 当了天下的英雄

[00:06:51] 你马上给我表态

[00:06:53] 敢不敢应战

[00:06:57] 正在这时

[00:06:58] 铁罗汉

[00:06:59] 窦墩站起来了

[00:07:02] 老前辈

[00:07:03] 我跟你比试

[00:07:07] 嗷嗷

[00:07:08] 这一嗓子谁都听得真

[00:07:10] 而且真

[00:07:12] 窦墩晃着高大的身躯来

[00:07:15] 在两人的中间

[00:07:18] 扭回头跟诸葛元说

[00:07:21] 前辈

[00:07:23] 把它交给我了

[00:07:24] 您呢

[00:07:25] 赶紧归队休息休息吧你

[00:07:29] 诸葛元心说话

[00:07:32] 窦尔敦呢

[00:07:33] 你太不自量力了

[00:07:37] 简直不知道天高地厚啊

[00:07:39] 就凭你

[00:07:42] 敢跟这大脑壳一对三掌

[00:07:45] 你那脑壳有他硬吗

[00:07:48] 哎呀

[00:07:49] 年轻人呢

[00:07:51] 做出事来

[00:07:52] 太荒唐了

[00:07:55] 有心竹篮

[00:07:57] 夏侯山在旁边一看一看

[00:08:00] 有机可乘啊

[00:08:02] 马上把空子就钻上来

[00:08:04] 好

[00:08:04] 好啊

[00:08:06] 窦尔敦

[00:08:09] 我算服气你了

[00:08:12] 你要跟老朽一对三掌

[00:08:14] 我太同意了

[00:08:16] 来来来来来

[00:08:17] 咱俩就一招定输赢

[00:08:23] 当着天下那么多人的面

[00:08:25] 一槌定音

[00:08:28] 这就等于泼出去的水收不回来了

[00:08:33] 诸葛元万般无奈

[00:08:35] 摇头叹息

[00:08:37] 哈哈哈哈

[00:08:39] 天作孽犹可为

[00:08:42] 人作孽不可活呀

[00:08:45] 管不了了

[00:08:47] 摇着脑袋叹着气

[00:08:49] 回归本队就坐

[00:08:52] 其实啊

[00:08:54] 不光他着急

[00:08:56] 在场的老少英雄都急坏了

[00:09:02] 上官元、英科特朗丁国瑞、肖定邦等等等等

[00:09:08] 急得都冒了汗了

[00:09:11] 特别是上官元婴

[00:09:13] 急得咣咣直跺脚啊

[00:09:17] 心说

[00:09:17] 兄弟

[00:09:18] 你太蠢了

[00:09:20] 你呀

[00:09:21] 你忘乎所以了你

[00:09:24] 那夏侯山什么身份

[00:09:28] 为什么叫活报应

[00:09:31] 你

[00:09:32] 你怎么干这种荒唐的事儿

[00:09:35] 哦

[00:09:36] 你削他三巴掌

[00:09:37] 他肯定不在乎

[00:09:39] 他慢说

[00:09:40] 揍你三巴掌

[00:09:41] 一掌就把你废了

[00:09:45] 做不做总首领

[00:09:47] 这都是小事儿

[00:09:49] 可惜你这些年

[00:09:52] 得的不少成绩就付诸东流啊

[00:09:56] 完

[00:09:56] 这算完

[00:09:59] 但是偷眼看对尔敦

[00:10:02] 从容镇定

[00:10:03] 毫不介意

[00:10:06] 窦敦笑吧滋儿的来到夏侯山近前

[00:10:11] 前辈

[00:10:13] 在下不才跟您比试

[00:10:16] 好啊

[00:10:18] 欢迎啊诶豆豆呢

[00:10:21] 你听清没有啊

[00:10:24] 这种比试可特殊啊

[00:10:27] 那么就是说

[00:10:28] 我打你三掌

[00:10:30] 你打我三掌

[00:10:33] 看看谁禁揍

[00:10:36] 禁得住的算胜方

[00:10:39] 禁不住的算输

[00:10:41] 听懂这意思了吗

[00:10:42] 懂

[00:10:43] 我太懂了

[00:10:44] 好天下各位英雄

[00:10:48] 大家都听清楚了吧

[00:10:50] 我们就是这样的比法

[00:10:53] 我相信你

[00:10:54] 铁罗汉绝不会出尔反尔

[00:10:58] 前辈放心

[00:11:00] 我窦尔东别的不会

[00:11:01] 我这个人就是说话算数

[00:11:04] 大丈夫宁死不屈

[00:11:07] 绝不反悔

[00:11:09] 好

[00:11:09] 痛快

[00:11:10] 咱就这么干了

[00:11:13] 不过

[00:11:14] 窦尔敦呢

[00:11:16] 怎么个打法呢

[00:11:17] 你随便挑

[00:11:19] 是你先打我的脑壳呀

[00:11:23] 是我先打

[00:11:24] 你呢

[00:11:26] 前辈

[00:11:26] 我看这样吧

[00:11:28] 咱来个公平合理

[00:11:31] 您先打我一掌

[00:11:34] 我再打你一掌

[00:11:36] 然后您再打我

[00:11:37] 我再打你

[00:11:39] 这样一对三掌

[00:11:41] 你看如何

[00:11:42] 对呀

[00:11:43] 行行行

[00:11:44] 是公平合理呀

[00:11:47] 这么说

[00:11:48] 让老朽先打你了

[00:11:51] 正是好嘞

[00:11:54] 那你就准备好吧

[00:11:56] 妈

[00:11:58] 夏侯山一听

[00:11:59] 怎么

[00:12:01] 难道你说话不算

[00:12:03] 非也

[00:12:04] 老人家

[00:12:06] 打

[00:12:07] 先放到一边

[00:12:09] 咱俩这个比

[00:12:11] 得有点代价呀

[00:12:13] 得有点条件呢

[00:12:16] 哦

[00:12:16] 那你说什么代价

[00:12:19] 什么条件

[00:12:21] 老人家

[00:12:22] 比方说吧

[00:12:25] 我要禁不住您三掌

[00:12:28] 您把我打死

[00:12:30] 把我打废了

[00:12:31] 愿我经师不到

[00:12:33] 学艺不高

[00:12:34] 愿我命短

[00:12:36] 我绝无怨言

[00:12:39] 比如说侥幸

[00:12:41] 我还有三寸气在第一

[00:12:46] 我不做山东总首领了

[00:12:48] 我让贤

[00:12:50] 谁有能耐

[00:12:51] 谁坐头把金交椅

[00:12:55] 这第二一点

[00:12:56] 我抱着脑袋滚出山东

[00:13:00] 从今之后

[00:13:01] 江湖上没有姓窦的这一号

[00:13:05] 第三点

[00:13:07] 我跟13 省总镖局的人有很多哥们儿

[00:13:12] 我打伤过13 省总镖局的人

[00:13:16] 我到时候赶奔北京万胜镖局

[00:13:19] 我往门前一跪

[00:13:21] 我去请罪

[00:13:22] 杀剐存留

[00:13:24] 任凭自便

[00:13:27] 我就这条件

[00:13:29] 老健哥

[00:13:30] 你听清了吗

[00:13:31] 哎哟

[00:13:34] 夏侯山心中高兴啊

[00:13:37] 嘿嘿

[00:13:38] 神识鬼差呀

[00:13:41] 这是什么鬼

[00:13:43] 浮到窦敦身上了

[00:13:46] 信口雌黄说出这么一大堆来

[00:13:49] 诶

[00:13:50] 这条件

[00:13:51] 我连想都没敢想

[00:13:55] 心说

[00:13:56] 这是飞来凤

[00:13:57] 太好了

[00:14:00] 各位

[00:14:02] 大家都听清没

[00:14:04] 铁罗汉窦尔敦当场表态

[00:14:08] 答应了三款

[00:14:11] 众位

[00:14:11] 听清没听清了

[00:14:14] 全听得明明白白好了

[00:14:19] 到时候希望各位给做个见证

[00:14:24] 我说窦尔敦这些朋友们

[00:14:27] 弟子们

[00:14:28] 听清没

[00:14:29] 听清了吧

[00:14:31] 啊

[00:14:31] 这可是窦尔敦自己说的

[00:14:34] 不是老朽逼的

[00:14:36] 对不对

[00:14:39] 科特朗

[00:14:39] 众人一听

[00:14:40] 好嘛

[00:14:42] 我这兄弟呀

[00:14:44] 你傻

[00:14:44] 失心了你

[00:14:47] 怎么随便许诺呀

[00:14:49] 哪有这么干事的

[00:14:52] 但是说出的话

[00:14:54] 泼出的水

[00:14:55] 不能改变

[00:14:57] 窦敦又问夏虎山

[00:15:01] 老剑客

[00:15:02] 你代表的可是13 省总镖局呀

[00:15:06] 比方说

[00:15:08] 晚辈侥幸把你赢了

[00:15:12] 你要承诺什么呢

[00:15:14] 诶好啊

[00:15:16] 问得好

[00:15:18] 既然你有三款

[00:15:21] 我也不能比你少了

[00:15:23] 你听着

[00:15:25] 比方说

[00:15:26] 老朽禁不住你这三巴掌

[00:15:30] B

[00:15:32] 我们13 省总镖局的人

[00:15:35] 从今之后

[00:15:37] 承认你是山东八大处头把金交椅的当家的

[00:15:44] 你这贺号带话就正确

[00:15:46] 总镖局承认你了

[00:15:48] 这是一

[00:15:50] 第二

[00:15:51] 咱是朋友

[00:15:53] 过去的事儿不加计较

[00:15:55] 就叫他过去了

[00:15:56] 把总镖局的人打伤了活该

[00:15:59] 死了倒霉

[00:16:02] 咱们是亲如一家

[00:16:05] 将来你窦尔敦有为难招窄之时

[00:16:08] 二指宽一个小纸条送到总镖局

[00:16:11] 我们是全力以赴给你帮兵助阵

[00:16:17] 这第三条

[00:16:19] 这次的事情是超然和尚发起的

[00:16:22] 是不是呢

[00:16:24] 超然是泰山派的

[00:16:27] 我呢

[00:16:27] 就代表超然

[00:16:30] 承认你是总头领

[00:16:32] 而且叫超然向你赔礼认罪

[00:16:37] 这三款怎么样

[00:16:39] 比你那不次吧

[00:16:41] 多谢前辈

[00:16:44] 晁然在后头一听

[00:16:46] 弥陀佛

[00:16:49] 心说

[00:16:49] 夏侯山呢

[00:16:51] 你们俩打赌就打赌吧

[00:16:53] 怎么把我也拴到里边了

[00:16:56] 可是到现在

[00:16:58] 只好如此了

[00:17:00] 弥陀佛

[00:17:03] 说的好

[00:17:05] 就这么定了

[00:17:08] 他为什么答应

[00:17:09] 他心里有底

[00:17:12] 准知道窦尔敦得败

[00:17:15] 这大脑袋得赢

[00:17:17] 不见他能这么说吗

[00:17:20] 两个人把话说定了

[00:17:22] 让所有的人给做见证人

[00:17:26] 话是绝不能反悔呀

[00:17:29] 说完了

[00:17:30] 夏虎山就问

[00:17:32] 还有说的吗

[00:17:33] 没了

[00:17:35] 那开始比划吧

[00:17:37] 好

[00:17:38] 您就请吧

[00:17:40] 说着再看窦墩

[00:17:43] 骑马蹲当事叭

[00:17:46] 往月台上一站

[00:17:50] 腰板倍儿直

[00:17:52] 脖子梗梗着

[00:17:54] 窦尔敦就运上气了

[00:17:56] 知道夏侯山厉害呀

[00:17:59] 那一掌下来

[00:18:00] 还轻得了吗

[00:18:02] 所以做好了充分的准备

[00:18:06] 腰板倍儿直

[00:18:09] 脖子硬硬的

[00:18:11] 舌尖顶住上牙膛叫丹田

[00:18:14] 一粒混元气

[00:18:16] 运用天花宝盖闭气功

[00:18:21] 当然

[00:18:22] 这也是达摩老祖易筋经的一种啊

[00:18:27] 就觉着浑身上下那个血呀

[00:18:30] 都热起来跟开了锅差不多少哗

[00:18:36] 骨头节嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:18:39] 如果现在要给窦尔敦做体检的话

[00:18:44] 一看他这身上比刚才能大了一号

[00:18:48] 拿气崩他

[00:18:51] 就准备好了

[00:18:53] 夏侯山也没闲着

[00:18:56] 他在月台上走了那么几圈儿

[00:18:59] 脑瓜直晃

[00:19:01] 干嘛运气呢

[00:19:03] 啊啊

[00:19:06] 嗯

[00:19:09] 然后把右臂摇了两摇

[00:19:13] 晃了两晃

[00:19:14] 嗯嗯

[00:19:17] 他一看

[00:19:17] 窦尔敦准备好了

[00:19:20] 窦尔敦呢

[00:19:22] 你可接得住啊

[00:19:24] 我可要揍你了

[00:19:26] 哪里走诶

[00:19:32] 以上是下

[00:19:34] 这一仗要拍下来了

[00:19:36] 猛击窦墩的泥丸宫

[00:19:40] 泥丸宫是哪儿

[00:19:42] 小孩刚生下来

[00:19:44] 头顶心儿

[00:19:45] 您看这呼塌呼塌呼塌那软的地方

[00:19:48] 等随着长大

[00:19:50] 这硬了

[00:19:52] 这个地方叫泥丸宫啊

[00:19:54] 可了不得

[00:19:56] 他这一掌就灌起来

[00:19:59] 人们看的清楚

[00:20:01] 大力金刚掌

[00:20:03] 外带鹰爪力

[00:20:05] 铁砂掌啊

[00:20:07] 他恨不能这一下把窦尔敦脑袋打碎了

[00:20:12] 耳轮中就听见

[00:20:13] 啪

[00:20:18] 科特朗众人一闭眼睛

[00:20:20] 完了

[00:20:22] 没意思

[00:20:24] 窦尔敦七窍流血

[00:20:26] 肯定死于非命

[00:20:29] 其实都猜错了

[00:20:31] 窦尔敦没有三把神沙

[00:20:34] 不敢倒反西岐

[00:20:36] 您别忘了他的绰号

[00:20:37] 铜头铁罗汉

[00:20:41] 为什么海静大师给他送这么个绰号

[00:20:44] 豆蹲那脑袋更硬

[00:20:46] 捅脑袋

[00:20:47] 身子是铁的

[00:20:50] 就形容他结实

[00:20:52] 但这一掌打上之后

[00:20:55] 窦尔敦就觉着这个脑袋嗡

[00:21:00] 两耳生风啊

[00:21:02] 两肋一颤

[00:21:04] 身子往下一错

[00:21:06] 好些

[00:21:07] 没坐地上

[00:21:10] 在原地站不住了

[00:21:12] 身子一摘歪

[00:21:13] 往后噔噔退了两步

[00:21:17] 不过

[00:21:18] 窦尔墩马上又站稳当了

[00:21:21] 心里说话

[00:21:22] 好家伙

[00:21:24] 也就是我呀

[00:21:25] 换个旁人就废了

[00:21:29] 掂掂分量

[00:21:30] 行

[00:21:31] 再接他两掌

[00:21:33] 没问题

[00:21:34] 还扛得住

[00:21:36] 他心里有了底了

[00:21:39] 单说夏侯山

[00:21:41] 这一掌重有千斤

[00:21:44] 打人他也得费劲儿啊

[00:21:47] 这一掌砸起之后

[00:21:50] 他满以为把豆儿蹲的给废了

[00:21:53] 没想到这掌碰到头上了

[00:21:56] 怎么这么硬的东西

[00:21:58] 把他胳膊掂起来有三尺多高了

[00:22:01] 觉着手心发烧

[00:22:04] 膀臂发麻

[00:22:05] 骨头节嘎巴嘎巴直响啊

[00:22:09] 他站不稳当了啊

[00:22:10] 噔噔噔

[00:22:11] 退出三四步去

[00:22:13] 哎呀

[00:22:15] 好学妹

[00:22:16] 来个定堆儿

[00:22:18] 他两眼直勾勾盯着豆蹲

[00:22:22] 心说话

[00:22:23] 哎哟

[00:22:25] 出乎意料之外

[00:22:28] 这想

[00:22:28] 这脑袋怎么这么硬

[00:22:31] 哎呀

[00:22:32] 今天我遇上茬子了

[00:22:35] 难怪他成名露脸

[00:22:38] 真不含糊啊

[00:22:41] 哎呀

[00:22:42] 他要打我

[00:22:43] 我能怎么样呢

[00:22:45] 可是到现在怎么想都没有用了

[00:22:48] 就见窦尔敦恢复了正常

[00:22:52] 前辈话父前言

[00:22:55] 该我的了吧

[00:22:57] 啊

[00:22:58] 你准备好吧

[00:23:01] 再看夏侯山

[00:23:03] 骑马步往那一站

[00:23:05] 啪

[00:23:06] 腰板倍儿直

[00:23:08] 脖子杠杠的

[00:23:09] 把俩眼闭上了

[00:23:11] 干嘛运用气功接豆蹲这掌