《Right Said Fred (as made famous by Bernard Cribbins)》歌词

[00:00:00] Right Said Fred - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:05] Right said fred both of us together

[00:00:08] One each end and steady as we go

[00:00:12] Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

[00:00:14] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:16] And so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:00:19] Right said fred give a shout for charlie

[00:00:22] Up comes charlie from the floor below

[00:00:26] After straining heaving and complaining

[00:00:28] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:30] And so we had a cuppa tea and charlie had a think

[00:00:34] And he thought we ought to take off all the handles

[00:00:37] And the things wot held the candles

[00:00:40] But it did no good well I never thought it would

[00:00:42] All right said fred have to take the feet off

[00:00:45] To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

[00:00:49] Took its feet off even took the seat off

[00:00:51] Should have got us somewhere but no

[00:00:56] So fred said let's have another cuppa tea

[00:00:58] And we said right o

[00:01:04] Oh right said fred have to take the door off

[00:01:07] Need more space to shift the so and so

[00:01:11] Had bad twinges taking off the hinges

[00:01:13] And it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:01:18] Right said fred have to take the wall down

[00:01:20] That there wall is gonna have to go

[00:01:24] Took the wall down even with it all down

[00:01:27] We was getting nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea

[00:01:31] And charlie had a think and he said look fred

[00:01:34] I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling

[00:01:38] With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through

[00:01:41] All right said fred climbing up a ladder

[00:01:44] With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble

[00:01:49] Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome

[00:01:54] So charlie and me had another cuppa tea

[00:01:57] And then we went home

[00:02:00] I said to charlie we'll just have to leave it

[00:02:03] Standing on the landing that's all

[00:02:04] You see the trouble with fred is he's too hasty

[00:02:06] You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty