《Genius In France》歌词

[00:00:01] Genius In France - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:16] I'm not the brightest crayon in the box

[00:00:23] Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks

[00:00:31] I barely even know how to put on my own pants

[00:00:36] But I'm a genius in France yeah

[00:00:39] Genius in France genius in France

[00:00:45] Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka

[00:00:47] I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese

[00:00:54] I got a negative number on my SAT's

[00:01:02] I'm not good looking

[00:01:04] And I don't know how to dance

[00:01:08] But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence

[00:01:10] I am still widely considered to be a

[00:01:12] Genius in France genius in France genius in France

[00:01:22] People say I'm a geek a moronic little freak

[00:01:26] An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique

[00:01:31] If I was any dumber they'd have to water me twice a week

[00:01:38] But when the mademoiselles see me they all swoon and shriek

[00:01:42] They dig my mystique they think I'm cest magnifique

[00:01:46] When I'm in Paree I'm the chicest of the chic

[00:01:52] They love my body odor and my bad toupee

[00:01:56] They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret

[00:01:59] And when I'm sipping on a perrier

[00:02:04] In some cafe down in St Tropez

[00:02:07] It's hard to keep the fans at bay

[00:02:10] They say sign my poodle s'il vous plait

[00:02:13] Sign my poodle s'il vous plait

[00:02:17] Hemenene humenene himenene homenene

[00:02:18] Poodle poodle

[00:02:31] Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool

[00:02:34] Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

[00:02:37] A few peas short of a casserole

[00:02:41] A few buttons missing on my remote control

[00:02:45] A few fries short of a happy meal

[00:02:48] I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

[00:02:54] Instructions on the heel

[00:02:57] Instructions on the heel

[00:03:00] But when I'm in provence I get free croissants

[00:03:03] Yeah I'm the guy every French lady wants

[00:03:06] And if you ask 'em why you're bound to get this response

[00:03:10] He's a genius in France

[00:03:11] Genius in France

[00:03:12] That's right

[00:03:13] He's a genius in France

[00:03:15] Genius in France

[00:03:16] You know it

[00:03:17] He's a genius in France geniuse in France genius in France

[00:03:24] I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree

[00:03:31] But the folks in France they don't seem to agree

[00:03:37] They say Bonjour Monsieur would you take ze picture with me

[00:03:44] I say oui oui

[00:03:47] That's right I say oui oui

[00:03:51] Oui oui

[00:03:54] He says oui oui

[00:03:58] I'm dumber than a box of hair

[00:04:02] But those Frenchies don't seem to care

[00:04:05] Don't know why mon frere

[00:04:07] But they love me there

[00:04:08] I'm a genius in France

[00:04:12] I'm a genius in France

[00:04:16] Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes

[00:04:22] Gonna make those Frenchies scream

[00:04:25] You ze man

[00:04:26] You ze man

[00:04:27] You ze man

[00:04:28] Like a fine renoir waa waa

[00:04:31] I've got that je ne c'est quoi quoi

[00:04:34] Like a fine renoir waa ooh la la

[00:04:37] I've got that je ne c'est

[00:04:39] Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo

[00:04:43] Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo

[00:04:47] Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy

[00:04:48] Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy

[00:04:50] Bow

[00:04:54] I'm a taco short of a combo plate

[00:04:57] But by some twist of fate

[00:04:58] All the frogs think I'm great

[00:05:00] Oh the men all faint and the women scream

[00:05:03] They like me more than heavy cream

[00:05:07] When I'm in versailles

[00:05:08] I'm a popular guy

[00:05:10] My oh my

[00:05:11] I'm as French as apple pie apple pie

[00:05:15] They think I'm awfully witty a riot and a half

[00:05:19] When I tell a stupid joke

[00:05:20] They laugh haw haw haw haw haw

[00:05:22] And laugh haw haw haw haw haw

[00:05:24] People in France have lots of attitude

[00:05:27] They're snotty and rude

[00:05:29] They like disgusting food

[00:05:31] But when they see me they just come unglued

[00:05:36] They think that I am one happening dude

[00:05:39] Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm

[00:05:41] I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball

[00:05:44] But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle

[00:05:47] Entre nous it's very true

[00:05:51] The room temperature's higher than my IQ

[00:05:54] But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu

[00:05:59] How did this happen

[00:06:01] I don't have a clue

[00:06:03] I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm

[00:06:10] I don't have any skills or grace or charm

[00:06:17] And most people look at me like I'll covered with ants

[00:06:23] But I'm a genius in France

[00:06:25] Yeah genius in France genius in France

[00:06:32] And I'm never goin' back

[00:06:34] I'm never goin' back

[00:06:36] I'm never never never never goin' back home again

[00:06:40] I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket

[00:06:44] Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it

[00:06:47] 'Cause I'm never goin' back I'm never goin' back

[00:06:51] I'm never goin' back

[00:06:56] The girls back home never gave me a chance

[00:06:59] But I sho nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance

[00:07:03] And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance

[00:07:08] But great googily moogily

[00:07:09] I'm a genius in France

[00:07:16] Every Frenchie that I meet

[00:07:18] Just can't wait to kiss my feet

[00:07:22] Get in line pucker up

[00:07:23] Tout suite

[00:07:24] Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

[00:07:27] I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour

[00:07:29] Start with paces and drunk with power

[00:07:33] Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

[00:07:39] A little more to the left boys a little more to the left

[00:07:44] A little more to the left boys a little more to the left

[00:08:17] I'm the biggest dork there is alive

[00:08:23] My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35

[00:08:31] And I forgot to mention

[00:08:34] I'm not even welcome at the star trek convention

[00:08:37] But the Frenchies think

[00:08:39] That my poop don't stink

[00:08:41] I'm a genius in France

[00:08:48] Say would you pass the grey poupon

[00:08:52] Merci beaucoup