《808 Man》歌词

[00:00:01] 808 Man - KMD

[00:00:06] Boring same ol' Sunday type shit

[00:00:09] Man kinda boring

[00:00:13] Hey you kid Yeah you

[00:00:16] Ahh what are you listenin to in that there Walkman huh

[00:00:18] The new Gas Face rewrote'd by K M D

[00:00:20] It's kind of funky with a lot of bass

[00:00:22] Yeah but I bet you wonder

[00:00:23] Where they got the bass from huh

[00:00:25] Don't care

[00:00:28] Well let me you this story

[00:00:29] Go on now

[00:00:30] Let him tell you this story

[00:00:31] Friday I believe it was a payday

[00:00:34] Onyx Subroc and myself goes out of subway

[00:00:36] To catch the X train

[00:00:37] The drums roll Brooklyn

[00:00:38] Plan was a night of intense hookin

[00:00:40] We enter the club

[00:00:41] Where we hooked 'til we drop

[00:00:43] When stopped to exit

[00:00:44] I spoke of this prop

[00:00:45] Talked about her bouncing guns

[00:00:46] The word buns was on the tip of my fun swing

[00:00:49] Approached this big fat seven foot

[00:00:53] Said the hood

[00:00:54] Sub and I geesed

[00:00:55] Onyx sped up the block

[00:00:56] And it was fast

[00:00:57] I looked back and Fats was headlockin him

[00:00:59] I was clockin

[00:00:59] About two blocks per minute

[00:01:01] And then I thought

[00:01:02] That voice there's somethin definitely familiar in it

[00:01:04] Not long did I cram

[00:01:06] From the lows

[00:01:06] I knows it was the 808 Man

[00:01:08] Thump thump THUMP

[00:01:15] They heard the Eight-oh-eight

[00:01:17] Clockin crazy mileage like a 60-deck of math

[00:01:19] Ducked into an alley like on Kickdrum Ave

[00:01:22] Stopped and told Sub

[00:01:23] But Sub was stumped

[00:01:24] I said do you recall the bass that thumped

[00:01:26] In the Jeeps of the streets

[00:01:27] As the pedestrian bops

[00:01:29] Heard with vocals where any hip-hop beat drops

[00:01:31] Y'know the bass fool

[00:01:34] But Sub wasn't passin it

[00:01:36] To escape harassment

[00:01:37] I booked like a crook

[00:01:38] Out of sight all my mics was took

[00:01:40] Conscience eatin me

[00:01:41] My boy's hooked in Hook

[00:01:43] Off the 808 Man

[00:01:44] So I peeps to look

[00:01:45] No immediate danger did I see myself in

[00:01:47] Watchin 'round the block thinkin

[00:01:48] Ehh who's missin him

[00:01:49] Onyx was headlocked and Subroc was half nelson'd

[00:01:51] Think I was wrappin up

[00:01:53] Man listen

[00:02:03] Man you guys must have been really scared

[00:02:06] Was I You think I wasn't

[00:02:08] Man I was petri-scared stiff

[00:02:10] What were you thinkin about

[00:02:12] I was thinkin about my cousin Enus

[00:02:13] If he asked me once

[00:02:14] He asked me a dozen times to go bowlin with him

[00:02:16] But still I wasn't runnin from the Bass

[00:02:18] Man as he walked up

[00:02:19] Then from the back of my thoughts I forked up

[00:02:21] The teachings of Mr Hood

[00:02:23] And I began to recall when suddenly it dawned on me

[00:02:26] Lesson one if a sucker tries to come

[00:02:28] Let him come

[00:02:29] By then the hood was up on me

[00:02:31] Lesson two was to recite the words you can't do me none

[00:02:33] Even though you might be bluffin

[00:02:35] It's nothin

[00:02:35] Follow procedure and sure 'nough

[00:02:36] No doubt

[00:02:37] Left that seven foot fat hood whupped out

[00:02:40] Lesson three said a keeper of a hood is his brotherhood

[00:02:42] As we helped him up he said Damn

[00:02:44] You sure pack a punch

[00:02:45] I had a hunch you was a hood

[00:02:47] Well if you ever need bass

[00:02:48] Hook up with the 808 Man

[00:02:55] Say word

[00:02:58] Man tried to get me to throw hands

[00:02:59] I had to go HU HUH

[00:03:01] Yeah check it out yo

[00:03:02] Yo that's a tight headlock true indeed

[00:03:04] Yeah the half nelson got me in a neck brace

[00:03:06] Yeah but kid you know where they got the bass from now

[00:03:11] Yeah yeah word

[00:03:12] But I'll tell you what

[00:03:13] I'll give you this exclusive K M D album tape

[00:03:16] Unreleased

[00:03:20] I'll let my boy Lil' Rock hear it

[00:03:21] I'll let Bill hear it

[00:03:23] And my mom and dad will hear it

[00:03:24] Yo yo don't let nobody dub it

[00:03:26] Don't let nobody dub it

[00:03:28] Don't let somebody dub it

[00:03:29] You'll get funked

[00:03:30] Now scram or 808 Man'll do ya

[00:03:33] Now get up out of here

[00:03:35] You thumpty-hump dump head

[00:03:37] Yeah yeah just scram scram