《Sphygmomanometer》歌词

[00:00:01] Sphygmomanometer - MC Mr. Napkins

[00:00:11] If you want to measure

[00:00:12] Your blood pressure

[00:00:13] Everybody knows

[00:00:14] What tool you use

[00:00:16] It's that thing with the cuff for your arm

[00:00:18] And the bulb on the end

[00:00:19] That's attachd with a tube

[00:00:21] But what do you call it

[00:00:22] A blood pressure cuff

[00:00:23] It turns out that name wasn't long enough

[00:00:26] The technical for one

[00:00:27] Of those bloodpressure monitors

[00:00:30] Is a sphygmomanometer

[00:00:32] So do you want to get

[00:00:34] Your blood pressure measured

[00:00:35] Man you need a sphygmomanometer

[00:00:37] Want an instrument whose name's

[00:00:39] Got sixteen lettres

[00:00:40] Yo you need a sphygmomanometer

[00:00:42] It's a big old moniker

[00:00:44] For this sphyg momanometer

[00:00:47] So just drop that needle like a conifer

[00:00:49] For this sphygmomanometer

[00:00:51] Check it for a hiphop jam to be complete

[00:00:54] You need a rap and you need a beat

[00:00:56] So the fact that you wrap

[00:00:58] That cuff around your arm plus

[00:01:00] The beat of your heart means

[00:01:01] Party people move your feet

[00:01:02] In the disco this goes out to the gizmos

[00:01:06] People tapping their big toes for sphygmos

[00:01:08] That's what I call it for short

[00:01:10] Like you dig bros

[00:01:11] So get your your sleeve pushed up

[00:01:13] Like a pig's nose

[00:01:13] And let's attach that cuff

[00:01:15] With some undefined

[00:01:16] And get the statusscope

[00:01:17] On your elbows

[00:01:19] So we can tell if

[00:01:20] Your blood pressure fell grows

[00:01:22] Or stayed in the same

[00:01:23] Place like melrose

[00:01:24] So could you roll up your

[00:01:25] Garment Sir and man

[00:01:27] I want to see that upper arm of yours

[00:01:29] And

[00:01:29] If you ask me what do I want it for

[00:01:31] IT'S for my motherf**kin'

[00:01:33] Sphygmomanometer

[00:01:34] Check it y'all

[00:01:35] Do you want to get your blood pressure measured

[00:01:37] Man you need a sphygmomanometer

[00:01:40] Want an instrument that has the craziest name ever

[00:01:43] Yo you need a sphygmomanometer

[00:01:45] And if you wanna be a commoner then

[00:01:48] I suppose you can call it a blood pressure monitor

[00:01:50] But if you wanna be a connoisseur then

[00:01:52] It's a sphygmomanometer

[00:01:54] Everybody

[00:01:55] S to the p to the h to

[00:01:57] The y to the g to the m

[00:01:59] To the o to the m to the

[00:02:01] A to the n to the o

[00:02:03] To the m to the e to the t to the e to the r

[00:02:07] Backwards r to the e to the t

[00:02:09] To the e to the m

[00:02:09] To the o to the n to the a to

[00:02:11] The m to the o to the m

[00:02:13] To the g to the y to the h p s

[00:02:16] It's morse code

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