《She’s My Girl》歌词

[00:00:00] She's My Girl - Tom Lehrer

[00:00:00] And now to the love song

[00:00:02] I'm sure you're familiar with

[00:00:04] Love songs on the order of

[00:00:06] He's just my Bill

[00:00:07] My man my Joe my Max

[00:00:09] And so on where

[00:00:11] The girl who sings them tells you that

[00:00:14] Although the man she loves is

[00:00:16] Antisocial alcoholic physically

[00:00:22] Repulsive or just plain unsanitary

[00:00:28] That nevertheless she is his

[00:00:33] Because he is hers and like that

[00:00:35] But as far as I know

[00:00:36] There has never been a popular song from

[00:00:38] The analogous male point of view

[00:00:39] That is to say of a man who

[00:00:41] Finds himself in love with or

[00:00:42] In this case married to a girl

[00:00:44] Who has nothing whatsoever to recommend her

[00:00:49] I have attempted to

[00:00:51] Fill this need The song is called

[00:00:55] She's My Girl

[00:01:05] Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly

[00:01:12] I gotta love one woman till I die

[00:01:16] To Ed or Dick or Bob

[00:01:19] She may be just a slob

[00:01:21] But to me well

[00:01:24] She's my girl

[00:01:27] In winter the bedroom is one large ice cube

[00:01:31] And she squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube

[00:01:35] Her hairs in the sink

[00:01:37] Have driven me to drink

[00:01:39] But she's my girl she's my girl she's my girl

[00:01:48] And I love her

[00:01:52] The girl that I lament for

[00:01:54] The girl my money's spent for

[00:01:56] The girl my back is bent for

[00:01:58] The girl I owe the rent for

[00:02:01] The girl I gave up Lent for

[00:02:04] Is the girl that heaven meant for me

[00:02:09] So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo

[00:02:19] I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew

[00:02:26] Or if I'm in luck

[00:02:28] It's broiled hockey puck

[00:02:32] But oh well what the hell

[00:02:39] She's my girl

[00:02:43] And I love her