《Is There Sex in Marriage?》歌词

[00:00:00] Is There Sex In Marriage? - Momus

[00:00:15] When women come and see me for sex tips

[00:00:17] The one hot question on their lips

[00:00:20] Is how to stoke the appetite when it dips

[00:00:22] Is there sex in marriage

[00:00:25] Mrs Rita Duckworth from LA

[00:00:27] Wonders if her husband is suddenly gay

[00:00:29] I say the chains of wedlock weigh so heavily

[00:00:32] It takes two to bear them sometimes three

[00:00:50] Calvin Coolidge at the rooster farm

[00:00:52] The good Mrs Coolidge on his arm

[00:00:55] Asked the farmer just how come

[00:00:57] The rooster could perform so many times

[00:01:00] The farmer said to Mrs Coolidge My cock's harder

[00:01:02] Tell that to Calvin she said he lacks ardour

[00:01:05] Well that may be the president replied

[00:01:07] Because it's not the same hen each time