《小五义 第063集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 无聊

[00:00:02] 伸手拿出一串钥匙

[00:00:05] 把靠边儿那个柜打开

[00:00:08] 里面分三层阁

[00:00:10] 他就把这白林子哥道地无穷格上

[00:00:14] 然后把门关好

[00:00:15] 嘎嘣把锁锁上

[00:00:18] 做完了

[00:00:20] 要回来归做腊肉的

[00:00:22] 咸可

[00:00:23] 客户坐三

[00:00:27] 把琉璃灯值呢

[00:00:29] 牢牢钉皮登远道

[00:00:31] 众人无罐儿行

[00:00:32] 下了这座楼

[00:00:34] 说说笑笑可能就赶奔减产

[00:00:39] 为什么就愿意一片寂静一团漆黑

[00:00:45] 蒋朝这心都开了播了

[00:00:48] 嘿

[00:00:50] 来早了

[00:00:51] 不如来巧

[00:00:53] 你看就像给我准备的事情

[00:00:57] 我想要知道什么

[00:00:59] 哎

[00:00:59] 他们就商量什么

[00:01:01] 哎呀

[00:01:02] 真是天助我也

[00:01:06] 你们走了

[00:01:07] 该我进屋

[00:01:09] 而朝者究竟那是个什么东西

[00:01:13] 做苹果的能耐

[00:01:15] 我不费吹灰之力就能照到手中

[00:01:21] 想着赚钱

[00:01:23] 转的们

[00:01:24] 这木手都粗

[00:01:27] 这门里头没划着

[00:01:28] 外头没锁

[00:01:30] 所以你进去不费劲

[00:01:32] 他推开这扇门

[00:01:34] 左脚迈进去

[00:01:36] 身子还没等进去

[00:01:37] 他突然发现

[00:01:39] 尖头碰了一下

[00:01:44] 是叫钉子挂了一下

[00:01:46] 还是叫什么玩意儿

[00:01:48] 扯一下看不清楚

[00:01:50] 但是感觉非常真切

[00:01:54] 你知道红头一开始没有

[00:01:57] 哎呀

[00:01:58] 心说

[00:01:58] 我竟疑神疑鬼啊

[00:02:01] 这是它近了

[00:02:03] 迈步一直来到屏风

[00:02:05] 后面这座大贵车前

[00:02:09] 你看世界作对

[00:02:11] 跷着脚能够着死

[00:02:14] 结果他照着一看

[00:02:15] 傻眼了

[00:02:17] 原来啊

[00:02:18] 在窗外往里看

[00:02:21] 这是木头

[00:02:23] 结果到近前

[00:02:24] 用手一摸

[00:02:25] 不是墨的帖子

[00:02:28] 这座大陆铁板焊成外头刷的额

[00:02:32] 而且这一栏所弄啥呢

[00:02:36] 为嘛说叫死马的

[00:02:39] 一般路人想用明绳万能的钥匙开

[00:02:44] 最终所势比登天

[00:02:47] 嗯

[00:02:49] 哎呀

[00:02:51] 谢谢吧

[00:02:51] 小子也真夹不住夜

[00:02:53] 我怕什么

[00:02:55] 我开不开

[00:02:56] 我有青龙宝剑

[00:02:58] 我拿宝剑这么破坏了不就得了

[00:03:01] 幸亏我把徐良的青龙剑带来

[00:03:05] 赤不如持久

[00:03:07] 还想动手

[00:03:10] 说话间探讨

[00:03:11] 因为他一摸

[00:03:12] 这琴如燕

[00:03:13] 当时散

[00:03:16] 青龙宝剑者不翼而飞

[00:03:20] 没了

[00:03:21] 光剩个剑鞘

[00:03:24] 在山上待着

[00:03:26] 想认出的喔

[00:03:29] 当时鼻子眼都冒啦

[00:03:31] 嘿嘿

[00:03:33] 谁说可恨

[00:03:35] 老子什么时候定

[00:03:38] 还要超高超高军装

[00:03:41] 这回去见

[00:03:42] 有个徐三哥

[00:03:43] 你怎么交代

[00:03:46] 我拿人家保健

[00:03:47] 本身就不对在人家丢了

[00:03:49] 我对不起朋友

[00:03:52] 他把一切事儿都推到旁边

[00:03:55] 着脑袋到处寻找宝剑

[00:03:58] 除了这座楼

[00:03:59] 到院里顺着原路翻出墙来

[00:04:03] 又顺着山路往狮子林走

[00:04:06] 心里琢磨着

[00:04:08] 我听说徐良得的

[00:04:11] 这是一把古剑

[00:04:13] 可能年头多呀

[00:04:15] 曾煌和幸运

[00:04:17] 我站起来又蹲下趴下

[00:04:20] 又来回再滚的大概这个保健的轱辘出去

[00:04:25] 还有乖

[00:04:27] 王艳姑娘出去还有声儿

[00:04:29] 我怎么没听见呢

[00:04:31] 啊

[00:04:32] 对了

[00:04:33] 我光想着进山的事儿

[00:04:35] 一时马虎

[00:04:36] 没注意

[00:04:38] 或许是源自我还能找他呢

[00:04:41] 在一边擦汗一边找

[00:04:44] 结果找到十字里

[00:04:46] 上房跳到院里

[00:04:48] 回归自己的住处

[00:04:50] 到了住处推门

[00:04:52] 进屋一看

[00:04:53] 人家那三位射得还挺香

[00:04:57] 甚至连原来的知识都没准

[00:05:02] 少环节仰面朝天

[00:05:04] 刘玉杰俩促膝

[00:05:07] 徐良脸中风

[00:05:10] 那个在身上搭着

[00:05:12] 啊

[00:05:14] 嗯

[00:05:18] 他看不上地下

[00:05:19] 全找到了没有

[00:05:21] 往墙上一看

[00:05:22] 徐良大三招标囊在这挂着

[00:05:26] 哎呀

[00:05:26] 可坏了肯定

[00:05:29] 我我是个人鬼

[00:05:32] 我叔叔不定怎么骂我

[00:05:34] 我还得找

[00:05:36] 还要出来上盘跳到外头

[00:05:39] 顺着路又赶奔没有做喽

[00:05:43] 结果找了半天没有

[00:05:45] 讲章蹲着

[00:05:46] 第一琢磨

[00:05:48] 组长

[00:05:50] 邻居见着我三哥外面一对

[00:05:53] 你愿意杀就杀了

[00:05:55] 一刮就刮

[00:05:56] 当然不至于这么严重的

[00:05:58] 也许骂我一顿

[00:06:00] 我包不点儿损失

[00:06:01] 认个错儿得了呗

[00:06:02] 脸皮厚就过去了

[00:06:05] 也不能因为这事儿耽误一晚上什么都没干

[00:06:10] 嗯

[00:06:11] 想着这是二次

[00:06:13] 他就进了这座楼

[00:06:15] 简短决策来到大队前面

[00:06:19] 哎呀

[00:06:20] 别看我没有把握家伙

[00:06:22] 我有应着历史

[00:06:25] 铁条我都能掰弯了

[00:06:29] 何况一把手这他妈手都看不出来

[00:06:34] 嗨啊

[00:06:37] 海洋咂舌的明天

[00:06:40] 结果连屎了三回

[00:06:42] 竟是温泉没动

[00:06:45] 任何他泄气

[00:06:48] 要把绒绳拿出来满了

[00:06:50] 烫塞到锁头眼儿里

[00:06:53] 想挂住千金把锁打开

[00:06:57] 刚才咱没喝

[00:06:58] 这把锁打不开

[00:07:01] 不用

[00:07:02] 人家要是不破坏

[00:07:04] 干吃不拉屎

[00:07:06] 批了

[00:07:08] 你还想真跟我找别扭

[00:07:11] 算了

[00:07:11] 老子宁不动

[00:07:14] 我还有三环套月避水圈呢

[00:07:17] 虽然不是早夹子

[00:07:19] 港口也够好了

[00:07:21] 咋咋

[00:07:23] 反正这医院也没人

[00:07:25] 等你们听见声

[00:07:27] 我也把柜开开

[00:07:28] 动作也拿走吧

[00:07:32] 伸手一摸三环

[00:07:33] 超越对水圈

[00:07:36] 邓傻眼了

[00:07:38] 支付宝全也没了

[00:07:43] 那不就这么回事儿

[00:07:45] 哎呀

[00:07:46] 坑逼的

[00:07:48] 保健肯定没病

[00:07:50] 叫人给抽出去了

[00:07:52] 连我的碧水圈也给我抽走了

[00:07:54] 这谁干去

[00:07:57] 哎呀

[00:07:58] 可是我太烦了

[00:08:01] 能在我背后把我两件兵刃给整走我都不知道

[00:08:05] 如果死人要摘我的脑袋

[00:08:08] 要要我的命

[00:08:09] 我告诉你就知道了

[00:08:11] 看来我是锻炼自己

[00:08:14] 觉得不含糊

[00:08:15] 那不行

[00:08:16] 我差得多得多呀

[00:08:19] 回头看看

[00:08:20] 没人他出这个楼

[00:08:22] 跳到外头

[00:08:24] 声音他不敢高

[00:08:26] 双手捂着嘴就问

[00:08:29] 谁呀

[00:08:30] 哪位朋友跟我开玩笑

[00:08:34] 谁跟我开玩笑

[00:08:37] 我请您出的怎么样

[00:08:39] 树小子

[00:08:40] 无知多有得罪

[00:08:42] 您把家伙闪给我得了

[00:08:45] 我这边有正事儿

[00:08:48] 闹着玩也没这么闹啊

[00:08:51] 哪位

[00:08:52] 连问五遍

[00:08:54] 无人反应

[00:08:56] 脸朝有点儿急了

[00:08:58] 咬着牙的骂

[00:09:01] 我说你太不够意思了

[00:09:03] 如果是任何人

[00:09:05] 你要拿着我的兵刃不给我我骂你吧

[00:09:10] 他的意思想要说骂你八辈老祖

[00:09:15] 蒋招钢琴骂

[00:09:18] 就听见咔一声

[00:09:22] 离着自己不远

[00:09:25] 一条树枝被人折断

[00:09:30] 当时呢

[00:09:32] 你不是一个人做啊

[00:09:35] 有一条黑影在他面前一晃这

[00:09:41] 想招轻松

[00:09:42] 爱情不好

[00:09:45] 咋嘞

[00:09:46] 就是这个人偷的

[00:09:47] 我的命运

[00:09:49] 你竟然在2G 之中戏耍膜

[00:09:52] 这还有他

[00:09:54] 我看你往哪儿跑

[00:09:57] 两招第一高度重

[00:10:01] 但是这条河影视三晃两晃

[00:10:05] 增进不觉

[00:10:08] 把奖章累得呼呼直喘

[00:10:11] 让蒋朝先抓一下

[00:10:13] 今儿晚上太别扭

[00:10:15] 要知现在何必当初

[00:10:18] 我还不如啊

[00:10:20] 在家里好好睡宿觉

[00:10:22] 你说折腾这么长时间

[00:10:25] 一事无成

[00:10:27] 还把家丢了

[00:10:29] 我有何颜面去见主人

[00:10:32] 我叔叔问我一句

[00:10:33] 我怎么说呀

[00:10:35] 我这老讲这个人

[00:10:38] 都丢透

[00:10:39] 将来见着我师

[00:10:41] 我更无法交代啊

[00:10:45] 豁出去了

[00:10:48] 我还回去

[00:10:49] 想什么办法把它贵

[00:10:51] 我也得展开

[00:10:53] 东西未必弄到手

[00:10:57] 说到这儿

[00:10:58] 咱必须说明白

[00:11:01] 讲招真是个孩子

[00:11:03] 太腻

[00:11:05] 一点都不知趣

[00:11:08] 厕所发生的一切事情说明什么原因证明案中的高人向他提出警告

[00:11:16] 他还不接受教训

[00:11:19] 非要一条道跑到黑

[00:11:21] 结果第三次又回到那座楼

[00:11:26] 可这回跟前两回不一样

[00:11:30] 刚一到院

[00:11:32] 就觉得脚下一软

[00:11:34] 踩到板上

[00:11:37] 嗯

[00:11:37] 嗯嗯

[00:11:41] 整个把讲高调

[00:11:45] 下面这个井底坑

[00:11:48] Xiang Jing 鬼子似的

[00:11:49] 那么深

[00:11:51] 侯小底下大

[00:11:54] 闹了半天

[00:11:55] 人家院里什么坑都有

[00:11:58] 三坑进坑

[00:12:00] 他还真不错

[00:12:01] 掉进坑里

[00:12:04] 这静坑是什么

[00:12:05] 里面铺地白灰

[00:12:08] 这白灰都拿那细罗呀

[00:12:11] 把它过了

[00:12:12] 在里面铺了二尺多厚

[00:12:15] 这能受得了

[00:12:17] 100多斤大活人这一砸这个灰尘仆整个白灰全器

[00:12:26] 拿奖让你抢

[00:12:32] 一口气儿不了一口气

[00:12:34] 鼻子、眼睛、嘴、五官、七窍全被白灰给弥漫

[00:12:41] 幸亏这上面窜零理想

[00:12:44] 啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:12:48] 埋伏的喽罗兵出现

[00:12:52] 有钱把钱先抓住吧

[00:12:56] 呆住

[00:12:58] 来到坑边

[00:13:00] 有人用挠钩把这翻版拉开

[00:13:04] 红灯照着亮

[00:13:07] 剩下的人用几把长杆子看着吓人

[00:13:12] 这长干投钱有小沟

[00:13:15] 在里面一窝洛把奖章的师资派后备大概给刮住

[00:13:22] 来来来

[00:13:23] 拽着你

[00:13:26] 在坑里面把它拽出来

[00:13:30] 如果没被人发现

[00:13:32] 杀了翻版

[00:13:33] 再一扣死灰气不流通

[00:13:36] 活活的就叫白灰地抢

[00:13:40] 就这样讲

[00:13:41] 招也半死

[00:13:42] 不拉活

[00:13:44] 还有力量好吗

[00:13:46] 眼都睁不开了

[00:13:47] 满嘴都是白鬼

[00:13:49] 则任凭人家的百子

[00:13:53] 人家用几把挠钩把他按住

[00:13:55] 拿过绳子骂尖头乳

[00:13:57] 二辈子的鬼

[00:14:00] 就当头儿的还不错

[00:14:03] 我这是老头儿的小伙头

[00:14:05] 谁知道全是白金

[00:14:07] 快快快把他弄到水沟里帅

[00:14:11] 不要讲着可倒霉了

[00:14:13] 旁边这个水沟

[00:14:15] 人家拿挠钩提着

[00:14:18] 反正近一些

[00:14:19] 入水一出

[00:14:21] 这白狐干没了

[00:14:23] 戴着眼镜里面

[00:14:25] 耳坠、耳、鼻子、嘴里还是有

[00:14:29] 让她的眼泪哗哗往下淌

[00:14:32] 幸亏自己年轻眼泪的一多

[00:14:35] 把眼里的白虎都出

[00:14:38] 就像火烧的似的

[00:14:40] 疼眼是睁不开

[00:14:43] 杨朝心中暗想

[00:14:45] 我算交代

[00:14:47] 白膜

[00:14:50] 乖啊

[00:14:51] 不如去喂狗

[00:14:53] 这叫一个知

[00:14:54] 我这跟头从天顶上栽了18 层地狱里

[00:14:59] 哼

[00:15:01] 被人家连推带拥勾镇前山

[00:15:06] 走了好长一段路

[00:15:09] 来了一道躯体

[00:15:11] 一来把他推到空房里

[00:15:14] 到上面禀报

[00:15:16] 又过了很长一段时间

[00:15:19] 那露露必须回来

[00:15:21] 大概也得等待着谁去

[00:15:26] 可是经过这一段时间的休息

[00:15:29] 奖章的眼睛能睁开嘴里的白灰咧

[00:15:34] 全吐净

[00:15:35] 你忘了眼看着啊

[00:15:39] 闹了半天

[00:15:40] 四四方方一个大院

[00:15:43] 青石铺之路无路

[00:15:46] 一岗十步以上

[00:15:48] 这些老兵争取到无法提升

[00:15:52] 新减肥很严

[00:15:53] 一个个瞪着眼睛瞅着想着一句话

[00:15:57] 不说

[00:15:59] 被人家推推拥走进一座大殿

[00:16:03] 闹了半天

[00:16:04] 这坐垫就是天德王密室的天王殿便可够高的

[00:16:13] 从脚下至天花板能有三杠五

[00:16:19] 上面吊着八角琉璃灯

[00:16:23] 就跟那楼上吊那灯相似

[00:16:25] 如果比他大

[00:16:27] 用一颗链子锤着里吧

[00:16:29] 姐依然蜡烛

[00:16:31] 照着大店里冲量

[00:16:35] 杨钊往上一看

[00:16:37] 有一座高台

[00:16:38] 后头拔山金屏风

[00:16:42] 天子王黄龙

[00:16:43] 在这座

[00:16:45] 刚才还会那些人

[00:16:47] 多数都在长两旁边站立着

[00:16:51] 黑白丑俊

[00:16:53] 高矮胖瘦各呀债主

[00:16:56] 一个个配件玄关深度

[00:16:58] 而是

[00:17:01] 想着把头一句话也不说

[00:17:04] 倒是没词儿

[00:17:07] 就见飞剑仙

[00:17:08] 朱亮把桌子一拍

[00:17:10] 啪

[00:17:13] 我说啊

[00:17:14] 小娃娃

[00:17:16] 如果我没认错的话

[00:17:18] 你不是那个蒋昭

[00:17:20] 蒋小义

[00:17:22] 小伙子

[00:17:24] 你到碧水神潭展墨鱼

[00:17:27] 你可有两下

[00:17:29] 您就应当见好就收

[00:17:32] 晚上放学不睡

[00:17:34] 你折腾什么啊

[00:17:37] 谁让你来的

[00:17:39] 你想干什么

[00:17:40] 缓步从实的招来

[00:17:44] 对呀对呀

[00:17:47] 多少人过来嗯

[00:17:50] 两张还来了劲儿呢

[00:17:51] 蹦蹦直蹦俩腿倍儿直

[00:17:54] 就是不会

[00:17:56] 后来架不住人家人多呀

[00:18:00] 人家把他绊倒了

[00:18:01] 你踩他两个腿

[00:18:03] 弯儿弄完了菜

[00:18:05] 好贵

[00:18:06] 好头发拽耳朵

[00:18:08] 假房子

[00:18:10] 你到了这个地方

[00:18:12] 你耍光棍耍的出去讲招

[00:18:15] 咧着嘴巴

[00:18:16] 眼睛眼睛

[00:18:19] 金彪侠淋浴过来

[00:18:21] 手里拎着马鞭子

[00:18:23] 哎

[00:18:24] 这怎么回事儿

[00:18:26] 耍什么

[00:18:27] 死狗

[00:18:29] 我老师问你

[00:18:30] 你听见没

[00:18:32] 谁让你来

[00:18:33] 你想干什么

[00:18:35] 说想招还不远

[00:18:39] 淋浴器及把鞭子去抢啊

[00:18:46] 就抽了奖招舞

[00:18:48] 编一鞭子下去一条口子

[00:18:52] 这舞鞭子就五条血印

[00:18:55] 鲜血大声台

[00:18:58] 轮子指着他鼻子

[00:19:00] 钱包儿

[00:19:01] 你可弄清楚点

[00:19:03] 这不是在没花钱

[00:19:05] 比离五有规定

[00:19:08] 这可没规律

[00:19:11] 你也看我们的山寨违背了我们山里的规矩

[00:19:15] 又犯下不赦之罪

[00:19:18] 我们怎么熟悉都有道理

[00:19:21] 这是你自己找的

[00:19:23] 假如

[00:19:25] 你要说几句好话

[00:19:27] 看在你年轻无知

[00:19:30] 还许饶了你这条小命

[00:19:33] 你要想在那立棍儿

[00:19:35] 哈哈哈哈

[00:19:38] 今天就把你砸碎了

[00:19:42] 两旁人就来啊

[00:19:44] 哈哈哈

[00:19:47] 不占赌输赢

[00:19:48] 咱们都输了

[00:19:49] 正没地方撒气

[00:19:50] 拿撒气

[00:19:53] 呱呱乐

[00:19:55] 哥又挨了五六遍

[00:19:58] 讲章一下

[00:19:59] 我没话说

[00:20:01] 你爱打就打

[00:20:03] 打死让我倒霉

[00:20:08] 这边在空中飞舞

[00:20:11] 要真往下打

[00:20:13] 一会儿可不真的打

[00:20:16] 可就在这关键时刻

[00:20:19] 突然

[00:20:20] 天花板上吊那盏八盏琉璃灯

[00:20:25] 也不知被谁给打中

[00:20:28] 把他那个链儿给打折吗哇

[00:20:33] 给蹬掉下来

[00:20:35] 热的青石条在地上摔了个粉碎

[00:20:39] 与此同时

[00:20:41] 天王殿的网友

[00:20:44] 就好像设下一粒弹丸似的窜几个人

[00:20:51] 这人比样子还快

[00:20:54] 就飞到远洲的季节

[00:20:58] 谁诸神

[00:21:01] 把蒋朝的衣服、袋子、绳子给抓住了

[00:21:06] 一加一影城蹭蹭蹭

[00:21:10] 穿上天王殿

[00:21:13] 就是这么快

[00:21:15] 里边的人在诗经之于这么一愣啊

[00:21:19] 这三个功夫没了

[00:21:22] 把蒋朝家走

[00:21:24] 天王殿就开了

[00:21:25] 啵哇

[00:21:29] 快看谁有个拽刀枪纷纷追逐

[00:21:38] 这是蒋朝

[00:21:41] 就觉着好像在无形中两耳生

[00:21:45] 风美不杂

[00:21:51] 你这么快

[00:21:53] 时间不大

[00:21:55] 听不见喊杀之声

[00:21:58] 到了速度的地方

[00:21:59] 那个人轻轻的把剪刀放进去

[00:22:03] 手一挥

[00:22:05] 把绳索给他砍断

[00:22:08] 蒋干一波了

[00:22:09] 这才起来

[00:22:10] 哎呀

[00:22:11] 讲着两臂发麻

[00:22:12] 两腿酸疼

[00:22:14] 他活动活动四肢揉揉眼睛

[00:22:17] 新手啊

[00:22:18] 这可是我的恩人

[00:22:21] 在虎嘴里把我掏出来

[00:22:24] 我在鬼门关前转一圈又回来了

[00:22:27] 我得好好谢谢你

[00:22:30] 讲着讲着

[00:22:31] 揉揉眼睛一看在他对面一丈多远能站着一个人

[00:22:37] 把蒋朝吓了一跳好

[00:22:39] 想着你开

[00:22:41] 大吃一惊