《三侠剑108集》歌词

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[00:00:02] 酒是穿肠毒药

[00:00:05] 色是刮骨钢刀

[00:00:09] 财是惹祸的根苗

[00:00:12] 气是雷烟火炮

[00:00:16] 这话一点不假

[00:00:18] 酒色财气

[00:00:22] 人哪

[00:00:24] 离不开d si ya

[00:00:26] 但是也不能钻牛角尖过分

[00:00:32] 如果过分了

[00:00:34] 有点越轨

[00:00:36] 要自取灭亡啊

[00:00:40] 那咱们前文书说

[00:00:43] 曹豹的媳妇非天夜Che 尹淑香

[00:00:48] 和他的妹子

[00:00:51] 都是一对

[00:00:52] 不是好东西

[00:00:56] 就为了消银龙

[00:00:57] 两个人争风吃醋

[00:01:00] 说着说着翻了脸了

[00:01:05] 在看

[00:01:06] 延书香冷笑了一声

[00:01:10] 我说超3000

[00:01:12] 你别把我激怒

[00:01:15] 你要把我气的没你的好

[00:01:18] 我就把你这些事儿都走了

[00:01:20] 走了

[00:01:22] 曹三先一瓶能怕他骂

[00:01:24] 哟

[00:01:25] 你想威胁我呀

[00:01:27] 你那些事儿我还想跟你抖了抖了

[00:01:31] 三说两说

[00:01:32] 两个人翻了脸

[00:01:34] 笑的院儿里GE na 家伙ti X ti X 砸起来

[00:01:42] 他们正打折呢

[00:01:44] 有人断喝一声

[00:01:46] 怎么回事

[00:01:47] 住手

[00:01:50] 两个人回身一看

[00:01:52] 谁呀

[00:01:53] 今天晚上的新郎官山寨主曹豹

[00:02:01] 前面说再说了

[00:02:03] 曹抱进了新房

[00:02:05] 一看新娘子没了

[00:02:07] 哎哟

[00:02:08] 把他急得这找那找

[00:02:11] 到处乱找找来找去

[00:02:14] 找到这儿来了

[00:02:16] 听着这打起来了

[00:02:18] 还纳闷

[00:02:19] 谁跟谁啊

[00:02:22] 等到了现场一看话

[00:02:25] 闹了半天自己的老婆跟妹子在这玩了命了

[00:02:31] 草帽不知道怎么回事儿呢

[00:02:33] 大吼一声

[00:02:35] 两个人不打了

[00:02:38] 这飞天夜叉云书香

[00:02:41] 手提大保健来到他身旁

[00:02:45] 啊

[00:02:45] 毕竟是夫妻

[00:02:48] 在看到眉毛一挑

[00:02:49] 把嘴一撇

[00:02:51] 哼

[00:02:53] 你来得正好

[00:02:55] 你呀

[00:02:55] 你能管管你妹子咯

[00:02:59] 你妹子干的好事怎么了这是怎么耗子动刀窝里反呢

[00:03:07] 你们为什么要玩命

[00:03:09] 你问她就知道了

[00:03:12] 淘宝不知道怎么回事儿

[00:03:15] 要问他妹子

[00:03:16] 曹三仙妹子为什么跟你嫂子拿刀动枪过的着这个吗

[00:03:24] Ya GE 你来的正好

[00:03:27] 你问他吧

[00:03:28] A 他叫我问你究竟为什么

[00:03:34] 这时候

[00:03:35] 尹淑香冲着屋里的一模嘴

[00:03:39] 我当家吧

[00:03:40] 你看看那新娘子是谁新娘

[00:03:47] 怎么新娘都跑到这儿来了

[00:03:49] 是啊

[00:03:49] 你在屋看一眼就清楚

[00:03:53] 曹老三迈步进屋了

[00:03:55] 一看是个小伙子

[00:03:58] 脸上还抹着粉呢

[00:04:01] 他是个谁

[00:04:03] 消银龙

[00:04:04] 这个还没还醒过

[00:04:07] 正在迷迷糊糊的时候

[00:04:10] 这

[00:04:11] 曹豹转身就到院里了

[00:04:13] 我我这怎么回事儿

[00:04:16] 曹三鲜的了咯

[00:04:19] 跟你说清楚了吧

[00:04:21] 你还蒙在鼓里头

[00:04:24] 你今儿晚上取这新娘子啊

[00:04:26] 不是什么新娘子

[00:04:28] 你上当受骗了

[00:04:30] 你娶了个大佬爷们儿

[00:04:32] 你娶了个刽子手

[00:04:34] 他就是昆仑侠胜英的门徒塞北观音

[00:04:38] 硝烟龙还假扮的新娘

[00:04:42] 我正在这儿审讯她呢

[00:04:44] 我嫂子来了

[00:04:45] 我嫂子看着有几分姿色就动了人心

[00:04:49] 非逼着我把肖银龙给架走

[00:04:53] 说什么他爱上硝烟龙啦

[00:04:56] 哥

[00:04:56] 你皮气人不气人

[00:04:58] 这个戒备蛮饱

[00:05:05] 这是真的

[00:05:08] 他一瞪眼

[00:05:10] 飞天夜叉还真不买他的账

[00:05:14] 我擦了三

[00:05:16] 你跟谁叫唤呢

[00:05:18] 你偏听偏信你妹子那叫放屁

[00:05:24] 我告诉你们

[00:05:25] 是他进了新房

[00:05:27] 把肖银龙给扛出来了

[00:05:30] 他打算以身相许许配给消银龙

[00:05:35] 故此用吗

[00:05:37] 要把它嘛倒

[00:05:39] 被我发现他反口伤人呢

[00:05:42] 这才是实情

[00:05:44] 你啊

[00:05:45] 管教管教你的好妹子吧

[00:05:48] 你那点气儿往他身上撒

[00:05:51] 你跟奶奶我撒不着

[00:05:55] 哎哟

[00:05:56] 曹豹一听到我往上撞啊

[00:06:00] 他对他这个老婆真还有点畏惧

[00:06:03] 用手点指妹子

[00:06:06] 你你你

[00:06:07] 哎呀

[00:06:10] 你怎么干这种事儿

[00:06:13] 你要知道哥哥上当受骗

[00:06:15] 就应当跟哥哥说实情

[00:06:17] 你怎么把仇人扛到你这屋来了

[00:06:21] 哎

[00:06:22] 你胳膊肘往外拐

[00:06:23] 掉炮往里揍

[00:06:24] 光想你自己的事

[00:06:26] 你不想咱们肖玉牌的事

[00:06:29] 你

[00:06:30] 你不是个人呆着

[00:06:33] 你才不是个人呢

[00:06:35] 我告诉你

[00:06:36] 操三

[00:06:37] 你们干尽了坏事

[00:06:40] 你们多咱给你妹子讲过

[00:06:43] 我都21 了

[00:06:44] 难道我考虑我自己的身世

[00:06:47] 我我算越轨

[00:06:48] 骂就跟父母说得了

[00:06:51] 既然飞天业者都跟你说了这是真的

[00:06:55] 我就要以身相许

[00:06:57] 我就要嫁给肖银龙

[00:06:59] 这消银龙就是我的

[00:07:01] 我不管他是仇人还不是仇人

[00:07:03] 不管怎么的

[00:07:05] 那就是我丈夫也气死我啦

[00:07:11] 我要你的命

[00:07:12] 你配好

[00:07:14] 三说两说兄妹二人动了手

[00:07:21] 比如说怎么都是伤口a

[00:07:23] 你这伤口强不多少

[00:07:26] 这帮人都有点变态

[00:07:30] 曹老三伸手把大宝剑夺过来

[00:07:36] 跟他妹子就斗在一处

[00:07:39] 杀了个难解难分

[00:07:42] 互不相让

[00:07:44] 非天夜车瘾书香在旁边

[00:07:47] 一看心里高兴

[00:07:49] 哼

[00:07:50] 其实话打吧

[00:07:52] 越热闹越好

[00:07:54] 如果自己的丈夫

[00:07:57] 能把他妹子给打死

[00:08:00] 也去掉我一块心病

[00:08:02] 我也算解了恨

[00:08:04] 换句话说

[00:08:06] 如果他妹子把他老三哥给整死

[00:08:11] 我也去掉块心病

[00:08:13] 我另外假夫找主呢

[00:08:16] 那有多好啊

[00:08:18] 嗯

[00:08:19] 哇

[00:08:19] 他满不在乎

[00:08:21] 看着看着

[00:08:23] 他忽然机灵一动

[00:08:26] 我进屋吧

[00:08:28] 利用J 机会

[00:08:29] 我把肖银龙整走

[00:08:32] 我还在这等着挨累啊

[00:08:35] 嗯

[00:08:35] 就这么办

[00:08:37] 他钻了个空子进屋消银龙

[00:08:41] 还没等明白过来

[00:08:43] 飞起萧少侠非神经处理最快的速度回到自己的屋里

[00:08:50] 头把门一关禁了

[00:08:53] 这会儿消银龙明白过来啊

[00:08:57] 哎呀

[00:09:00] 中了五色迷魂怕恶心

[00:09:04] 头沉眼睛睁不开

[00:09:08] 萧云龙强打精神

[00:09:10] 睁开眼睛

[00:09:11] 恍恍惚惚

[00:09:13] 他面前站着个女人

[00:09:16] 哦对

[00:09:17] 想起来了

[00:09:19] 是不是在新房遇见那个女人叫曹三仙子

[00:09:25] 哎

[00:09:25] 不对呀

[00:09:26] 怎么长得不一样

[00:09:28] 又变人了

[00:09:30] 他正在想着的一瞬间

[00:09:34] 再看这飞天夜叉

[00:09:36] 隐书香

[00:09:37] 拿过一条绳子

[00:09:40] 先把消银龙给捆上了

[00:09:43] 寻思他明白过来要跟我玩命怎么办

[00:09:47] 我预防为主啊

[00:09:49] 三三扣双三扣把萧少侠捆上了

[00:09:53] 等消银龙彻底也明白过来

[00:09:55] 为时已晚

[00:09:59] 你是什么人

[00:10:04] 哎

[00:10:04] 我说少侠呀

[00:10:06] 别瞪眼

[00:10:07] 我先来个自我介绍

[00:10:10] 我姓尹

[00:10:11] 我叫尹淑香

[00:10:12] 人送绰号非天夜城

[00:10:16] 那个曹豹

[00:10:16] 曹老三呢

[00:10:17] 那是我丈夫

[00:10:19] 我是他的妻子

[00:10:21] 但是我们光有夫妻的名分

[00:10:24] 实质上我们早已不是什么夫妻

[00:10:28] 内是个喜新厌旧之辈

[00:10:31] 我都恨透了

[00:10:32] 我恨不得把嘎嘣就死了

[00:10:36] 老天爷睁眼把你送到我的面前

[00:10:40] 我消银龙啊

[00:10:41] 要识时务者

[00:10:43] 你答应我的要求

[00:10:46] 能跟我好

[00:10:48] 我们二人远走高飞

[00:10:50] 我把绳子给你解开

[00:10:53] 鸟不清亨

[00:10:55] 我告诉你奶奶

[00:10:57] 我杀人不眨眼

[00:10:59] 今儿个我就把你废了

[00:11:02] 俺才不要脸的东西

[00:11:05] 你们肖玉才没有人

[00:11:07] 男的是牲口

[00:11:09] 女的是出来哟

[00:11:12] 你敢骂我

[00:11:13] 你到底乐意不不乐意

[00:11:15] 不乐意就是不乐意

[00:11:19] 我说肖银龙啊

[00:11:20] 你别觉得你挺了不起

[00:11:24] 三条腿的蛤蟆不好找

[00:11:25] 两条腿的活人多的是

[00:11:28] 你不愿意

[00:11:29] 你看有没有愿意的

[00:11:31] 刚说到这

[00:11:32] 窗户开了大吧

[00:11:37] 有一个人把脑袋探进来

[00:11:39] 嗯啊

[00:11:40] 他不愿意

[00:11:41] 虎

[00:11:41] 我愿意

[00:11:42] 你看咱俩拉个拉个啊

[00:11:44] 怎么样啊

[00:11:47] 把尹书香吓得一蹦多高啊

[00:11:51] 回过头来一看

[00:11:53] 从外头滚进一个肉球来

[00:11:55] 扑通进了屋里

[00:11:58] 在看这个人站起来平顶

[00:12:01] 身高比常人能矮着一半儿

[00:12:05] 错过伦敦

[00:12:06] 亚古伦敦

[00:12:07] 中国伦敦

[00:12:08] 没地方蹲了

[00:12:10] 像个大肉皮

[00:12:11] 刚长得麻子脸

[00:12:14] 头上梳着冲天杵地

[00:12:16] 小便用红头绳

[00:12:18] 上面还缀着俩老钱儿

[00:12:20] 脑袋一晃

[00:12:20] 叮当直响

[00:12:22] 穿青挂皂

[00:12:24] 草包肚子

[00:12:25] 罗圈腿儿

[00:12:26] 烂眼圈

[00:12:27] 母狗眼儿

[00:12:29] 手里提着大铁椎子

[00:12:31] 叫一字宾铁杵

[00:12:34] 我甭介绍

[00:12:35] 是谁你也知道

[00:12:38] 这是坏小的金头虎贾明

[00:12:45] 贾明怎么来的这不奇怪

[00:12:50] 在前文书三说了

[00:12:52] 肖银龙假扮新娘

[00:12:54] 他跟黄三太等人假扮成送亲人

[00:12:59] 到了萧玉台之后

[00:13:00] 这些人各找方位都藏起来了

[00:13:06] 就等着新房发出信号

[00:13:08] 一起动手平了萧雨台

[00:13:13] 这个假名左等消息没有

[00:13:17] 要等信号没有

[00:13:21] 假名

[00:13:21] 这心就开了锅了

[00:13:24] 您说怎么回事儿

[00:13:28] 我我D

[00:13:29] 小荣干什么呢

[00:13:30] 睡着了

[00:13:32] 我不能啊

[00:13:34] 怎么没动静

[00:13:37] 假名实在忍无可忍

[00:13:39] 从藏那个地方它钻出来

[00:13:43] 东找西找找

[00:13:45] 来找去a 正巧找到这

[00:13:50] 郑氏曹老三的内宅

[00:13:54] 飞天夜叉吟书香的寝室

[00:13:59] 抠破窗户纸往里一看

[00:14:02] 哦

[00:14:03] 这才明白怎么回事儿

[00:14:06] 闹了半天

[00:14:07] 非天夜遮隐珠乡正在这逼亲

[00:14:11] 雅明心里说

[00:14:12] 哎

[00:14:15] 男人和女人哪都别长得太好

[00:14:21] 要长得太好了

[00:14:22] 就引麻烦惹是非

[00:14:26] 这消银龙长得就是太漂亮了

[00:14:29] 嗯啊

[00:14:30] 到哪几乎都离不开这种事儿

[00:14:35] 跟这些无耻的女人还都看上她了

[00:14:40] 可怎么一个都看不上我呢

[00:14:43] 啊

[00:14:43] 我长得太丑了

[00:14:47] 贾明儿想着想着

[00:14:49] 一看里边要说

[00:14:50] 翻了

[00:14:51] 动手了

[00:14:52] 我光一脑袋把窗户给顶开了

[00:14:56] 像肉球一样喊了一声呱了

[00:14:59] 进屋了

[00:15:02] 但是说飞天夜市演出相

[00:15:04] 一看进来这个组三分不像人

[00:15:06] 七分好像鬼

[00:15:09] 说话的声音也特殊

[00:15:11] 就好像嗓子眼儿塞这块烂肉

[00:15:15] 不由得火往上撞

[00:15:18] 喂

[00:15:19] 你是谁我是谁哈哈哈

[00:15:24] 我告诉你

[00:15:25] 你可站稳当了啊

[00:15:27] 为什么

[00:15:28] 因为我名气太大了

[00:15:31] 我一报名怕把你吓趴下

[00:15:35] 圣手昆仑侠胜经

[00:15:38] 那是我三大爷我爹消息

[00:15:43] 而大王庙首镇西洋假冰酒

[00:15:48] 我们一共弟兄二人

[00:15:51] 我兄弟叫贾亮

[00:15:53] 我是他哥

[00:15:53] 我叫贾茗

[00:15:55] 人送绰号

[00:15:56] 恨天无霸

[00:15:57] 恨地无环

[00:15:59] 铁霸王天下第一的英雄

[00:16:02] 假名师爷

[00:16:05] 你怕不怕

[00:16:07] 你听他说话多啰嗦

[00:16:11] 啊

[00:16:14] 闹了半天你就是假呢

[00:16:16] 拿命来

[00:16:19] 开着门的票院儿里去了

[00:16:23] J 假名啊

[00:16:24] 拎着一字跟帖处去追出去

[00:16:27] 肖燕龙脊的直奔假名

[00:16:31] 你等等

[00:16:33] 你先给我解开绳子

[00:16:35] 你等一会儿

[00:16:36] 我再给你

[00:16:37] 姐

[00:16:38] 你说

[00:16:39] 把肖银龙给气

[00:16:42] 听说J 主真别扭

[00:16:44] 你给我解开

[00:16:45] 咱们俩人收拾的多好啊

[00:16:48] 我现在浑身有劲儿没法施展

[00:16:53] 不表消银龙着急

[00:16:55] 单表假名拎着一字镔铁杵

[00:16:59] 椎隐书香到了院儿里

[00:17:02] 两人话不投机

[00:17:03] 当场动手

[00:17:04] 平潭五四站在一处正打折呢

[00:17:09] 曹豹跟他妹子双双赶到

[00:17:15] 前面说咱说的清楚

[00:17:18] 曹豹火往上撞

[00:17:20] 恨他妹子胳膊肘往外拐

[00:17:22] 掉炮往里揍

[00:17:24] 你光顾你自己不顾

[00:17:26] 萧玉才也不管你三哥

[00:17:30] 那么两个人参了

[00:17:31] 守着

[00:17:32] 打着打着

[00:17:33] 曹豹偷眼一看

[00:17:36] 老婆子

[00:17:37] 飞天戒指

[00:17:38] 尹淑香没了

[00:17:41] 你说话他上哪去啦

[00:17:43] 嗯

[00:17:44] 又想

[00:17:45] 坏了

[00:17:46] 还能不能利用这个机会把肖银龙给背走了

[00:17:50] 我说我妹子

[00:17:51] 胳膊肘往外拐擦也是一样

[00:17:56] 因此他不打了

[00:17:59] 曹三鲜也发现这里头有文章

[00:18:02] 也不打了

[00:18:03] 兄妹二人进屋一看

[00:18:05] 可不是吗

[00:18:06] 消银龙不翼而飞

[00:18:10] 把曹山先给气的好啊

[00:18:13] 这个贱家伙

[00:18:14] 三哥你看怎么样

[00:18:16] 他挑拨你我兄妹动手

[00:18:19] 他乘机而入

[00:18:21] 把肖银龙给背着走了

[00:18:24] 这个戒备我看他往哪跑

[00:18:28] 因此

[00:18:29] 他们兄妹找来找去

[00:18:31] 找到曹豹的内宅

[00:18:34] 往院儿一看

[00:18:35] 这正打着牙

[00:18:37] 这不是小银龙

[00:18:40] 怎么出了个大肉球啊啊

[00:18:42] 后来一听是金头虎

[00:18:44] 贾明上映的人

[00:18:48] 你别看这个假名能耐不怎么

[00:18:52] 声望可挺高

[00:18:55] 凡是绿林人呢

[00:18:56] 都有那么个感觉

[00:18:58] 假名只要一到

[00:19:00] 圣婴就离着不远了

[00:19:04] 假名只要一露面时

[00:19:06] 三层总镖局的人就在后面跟着

[00:19:10] 这是个不祥鸟儿

[00:19:11] 少淑星

[00:19:15] 因此

[00:19:15] 这曹豹就预感到今天晚上萧玉台

[00:19:19] 要不太平

[00:19:22] 他们兄妹之间这点事儿扔到后脑勺了

[00:19:27] 你别看他们内部不和

[00:19:29] 对外是一致的

[00:19:31] 三叔

[00:19:32] 你曹老三

[00:19:34] 舞动大保健迈步来到假名D 进

[00:19:39] 钱呢

[00:19:40] 本来他是湖北三截棍

[00:19:42] 但是冰刃没在手下

[00:19:46] 只好用保健T 带把宝剑呀

[00:19:51] 高升断特

[00:19:54] 你可是金头虎贾明aa

[00:19:58] 不错

[00:19:59] 正是你假的耶

[00:20:02] 我

[00:20:02] 你不是曹老三吗

[00:20:04] 啊

[00:20:06] 无耻地东西

[00:20:08] 我可告诉你

[00:20:10] 你懂不懂这句话该报没报

[00:20:14] 时刻没报

[00:20:15] 时刻一到

[00:20:16] 一切都报

[00:20:18] 现在你小子恶贯满盈了

[00:20:21] 遇上贾大爷

[00:20:22] 你个难逃公道

[00:20:26] 仇鬼压胜英现在何处

[00:20:32] 我最担心的是声音

[00:20:34] 最害怕的也是昆仑侠

[00:20:37] 所以先问问胜英现在何处

[00:20:40] 贾明一听坏鬼冒上来了

[00:20:42] 哈哈

[00:20:43] 你问我三大爷

[00:20:45] 你往房上看看

[00:20:47] 那不在那儿做着呢

[00:20:49] 熬抱一听

[00:20:51] 吓的魂不附体

[00:20:52] 就信以为真了啊

[00:20:55] 仰面往房上一看

[00:20:57] 什么也没有

[00:21:00] 就知道上了当

[00:21:02] 假名利用在瞬息之间舞动

[00:21:06] 镔铁处罚你照重发

[00:21:09] 三大爷一会儿就来

[00:21:14] 淘宝下闪身上步

[00:21:17] 用保健网吧医疗擦了

[00:21:21] 把兵截图给破灭

[00:21:24] 两个人绕布鞋身

[00:21:26] 就站在一处

[00:21:29] 你说邪门不

[00:21:31] 要讲究

[00:21:32] 曹豹的能耐远高于假名之上

[00:21:38] 今天晚上啊

[00:21:39] 可能是心里头有事儿

[00:21:42] 心乱如麻呀

[00:21:45] 所以这能耐发挥不出来了

[00:21:49] 相反地

[00:21:50] 贾明还来劲儿了

[00:21:53] 我今天高兴

[00:21:55] 长出这条一字镔铁杵36 路

[00:21:59] 舞动如飞

[00:22:01] 假名一边打着一边琢磨

[00:22:03] 哎呀

[00:22:05] 我还真有点能力

[00:22:07] 以往他们都说我没能耐

[00:22:10] 我就发堆了

[00:22:12] 今儿个一看

[00:22:13] 我真有能耐

[00:22:15] 你看这图练得多好啊

[00:22:17] 神出鬼没

[00:22:19] 这怎么越练越得劲儿

[00:22:22] 他心里一高兴

[00:22:24] 能耐长了一半

[00:22:27] 上三处

[00:22:28] 下三处

[00:22:29] 左三处

[00:22:30] 又三处

[00:22:30] 她就处起来没完了

[00:22:33] 铁锄、刮风、蜘蛛、蜘蛛、蜘蛛、猪猪

[00:22:40] 把这曹老三给累的

[00:22:42] 迪玛比较热汗直淌

[00:22:45] 一边打着心里的埋怨

[00:22:49] 你说大哥

[00:22:49] 二哥你们干嘛呢

[00:22:53] 是不是he la

[00:22:54] 蜜蜡后面这么热闹

[00:22:58] 你们就不知道马内援兵都哪去啦

[00:23:02] 啊

[00:23:03] 明白了

[00:23:03] 今天放假一天

[00:23:06] 可能这喽罗兵也喝多了

[00:23:08] 哎哟

[00:23:09] 太误事了

[00:23:10] 气死我了

[00:23:14] 有心找救兵去

[00:23:16] 抽不开身不找去

[00:23:18] 真有点招架不住

[00:23:21] 他正在胡思乱想之时

[00:23:23] 就听贾明喊了一声

[00:23:26] 漳浦眼镜刷

[00:23:31] 奔着二沐变醋

[00:23:33] 大椎子带尖儿

[00:23:37] 曹豹一看不好用大保健

[00:23:39] 我们一聊high

[00:23:42] 结果上了当啊啊