《栾蒲包与丰泽园006集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接上文

[00:00:03] 栾狗上绝处逢生

[00:00:07] 遇上贵人了

[00:00:10] 这个贵人非是旁人

[00:00:13] 正是北京城拔的银号的头一把

[00:00:18] 同得号的老板

[00:00:19] 姚泽圣尧善人

[00:00:23] A 1 子上的一番话

[00:00:27] 给他指引迷津

[00:00:29] 改变了栾狗剩医生D 命运

[00:00:34] 你我咱大家都一样

[00:00:37] 拿我来说吧

[00:00:39] 当初念高中读大学

[00:00:42] 本来原想做个医生

[00:00:45] 哎

[00:00:45] 本想做个技术员工程师

[00:00:49] 后来我老师发现我了

[00:00:52] 老师说

[00:00:53] 你们家都干说书的

[00:00:55] 你干嘛学那个近水楼台先得月拜我为师吧啊

[00:01:01] 祖传说评书吧

[00:01:04] 我收你当徒弟得我这一辈子数了数

[00:01:09] 改变了一生的命运

[00:01:12] 不信您回忆回忆有没有这种事儿

[00:01:15] 在某一件事情上

[00:01:17] 一句话就能有个大转折呀

[00:01:22] 今天的姚泽胜也爱管闲事儿

[00:01:25] 听了听他叫狗剩

[00:01:27] 这名儿太不雅了

[00:01:29] 他待着也没事儿琢磨琢磨

[00:01:32] 没读过书

[00:01:33] 我给你起个名吧

[00:01:36] 我没念过书没上过学堂吗

[00:01:39] 你就叫栾学堂

[00:01:42] A 字李萍好听

[00:01:46] 马丁李婷就是鲤鱼跳龙门改换门庭

[00:01:53] H 没念过书

[00:01:54] 咱叫学堂好吗

[00:01:57] 哎哟

[00:01:58] 我谢谢你给我起名

[00:02:01] 往后别叫狗剩了啊

[00:02:03] 你真真Le re 弯下腰来

[00:02:06] 这狗是的名儿真有意思

[00:02:09] 然后呢

[00:02:10] 姚德胜琢磨琢磨把笔记本拿出来拍个笔拿出来

[00:02:17] 刷刷刷刷写了个便条

[00:02:20] 撕下来交给狗剩

[00:02:23] 血糖啊

[00:02:25] 你拿着它

[00:02:26] 你去到前门外啊

[00:02:30] 到前门外有梅市口儿有个大饭庄

[00:02:33] 子叫新丰楼饭庄

[00:02:37] 你找他呢

[00:02:38] 老掌柜的姓汪

[00:02:39] 叫汪恩普

[00:02:42] 我的好朋友

[00:02:44] 让他给你找点活做

[00:02:46] 吃饭不成问题

[00:02:48] 往后好好干

[00:02:49] 哎呀

[00:02:50] 谢谢你

[00:02:51] 谢谢你

[00:02:53] 安排工作呀

[00:02:55] 旧社会新社会呢

[00:02:57] 说着玩儿呢

[00:02:58] 赏饭吃

[00:03:00] 哎呀

[00:03:01] 这狗生的眼泪吧嗒吧嗒掉下来

[00:03:03] 我谢谢你我谢谢

[00:03:05] 将来

[00:03:05] 我混好了

[00:03:06] 绝不忘大恩

[00:03:08] 哎

[00:03:08] 别说我这是应尽之责

[00:03:12] 刚说到这真真说话变

[00:03:16] 你看她穿的破衣

[00:03:18] 啰嗦的满脸是伤

[00:03:20] 怎么上新丰楼找我汪伯符最好

[00:03:24] 你闲着也没事儿

[00:03:26] 领他洗个澡

[00:03:27] 换套衣服

[00:03:28] 把他收拾的干净利落

[00:03:30] 再去

[00:03:31] 要不就对你脸上也不好看

[00:03:34] 这腰真J 小孩十来岁

[00:03:36] 非常聪明

[00:03:38] 嗯

[00:03:40] 姚子胜点了点头

[00:03:41] 孩子说的对我

[00:03:43] 领他洗澡去

[00:03:44] 你哪去

[00:03:45] 我到街上玩玩去

[00:03:46] 我到书店去看看

[00:03:48] 别走丢啊

[00:03:49] 不要胡走

[00:03:51] 然后早早的回家a

[00:03:54] 真真高高兴兴的走了

[00:03:56] 姚德胜

[00:03:57] 你说这人心多好

[00:03:59] 领着这狗上上澡堂子

[00:04:03] 这狗上长这么大没见过澡堂子姚泽圣去的澡堂子能一般吗

[00:04:10] 那都是单间儿里头俩浴盆干干净净呢

[00:04:15] 火气都会来

[00:04:16] 事儿一看瑶山人来了盛情款待

[00:04:20] 冷热水兑好了

[00:04:22] 衣服脱了在这儿一洗吧

[00:04:25] 完了

[00:04:25] 有人给搓澡再捏吧捏吧

[00:04:27] 哎哟

[00:04:29] 这狗圣救驾云了

[00:04:32] 长这么大没享受过这个u

[00:04:35] 觉着这哦

[00:04:36] 这世界上还有这个

[00:04:37] 哎呀

[00:04:38] 这只真好a

[00:04:40] 洗完之后摸摸这身上真滑了

[00:04:42] 怎么从里往外那么舒服

[00:04:45] 然后姚德胜又叫人按他那申领到估衣铺服装店

[00:04:52] 给买来的裤褂从里往外全

[00:04:56] 给换了一新

[00:04:57] 那新鞋新袜子

[00:04:59] 你还真别说

[00:05:01] 人配衣服马配鞍

[00:05:05] 说这人长得多漂亮

[00:05:08] 满脸资呢

[00:05:09] 穿的破衣

[00:05:10] 啰嗦也看着不带劲

[00:05:14] 哎

[00:05:14] 这个人一般a 川地雪毛兰山楚楚动人

[00:05:19] A 那也看着舒服

[00:05:21] 要不怎么叫人配衣服马配鞍

[00:05:25] 你看这狗上市新机上这一换跟刚才判若两人

[00:05:31] 姚德胜点点头

[00:05:32] 行

[00:05:34] 呃

[00:05:34] 一会儿我回家还有点事儿啊

[00:05:37] 我呢

[00:05:37] 住的大红门里

[00:05:40] 有时候我接你去串门儿

[00:05:42] 好好干

[00:05:43] 你去办你的事儿去吧

[00:05:45] 我听你的回信儿是我现在就起身拿这条

[00:05:51] 他高高兴兴到了前门外

[00:05:53] A

[00:05:54] 到了没事口这儿一看

[00:05:58] 要饭的时候没少了

[00:05:59] 在这儿过

[00:06:01] 原来没注意这

[00:06:03] 回头奔这儿来了

[00:06:05] 她助力了站到新丰楼门前一看

[00:06:10] 有只大胖子

[00:06:12] 原来认为这不大

[00:06:13] 你怎么这么大楼上楼下

[00:06:17] 门前是个广场

[00:06:19] 停着不少车

[00:06:21] 大部分都是马车

[00:06:23] 要出来进去的都是薛茂

[00:06:25] 兰山西服革履

[00:06:27] 这是大饭庄子

[00:06:30] 今后我

[00:06:31] 我能在这谋生啊

[00:06:34] 高盛心里高兴

[00:06:36] 听说原来我就羡慕这饭馆

[00:06:39] 你看我天天为吃口饱饭奔波

[00:06:42] 人家这剩菜剩饭都吃不了

[00:06:44] 而且圣那玩意儿多好

[00:06:47] 那叫折箩内香极了

[00:06:49] 什么味儿都有

[00:06:51] 哎

[00:06:51] 我梦想着找这么个地儿

[00:06:53] 今儿来了

[00:06:55] 挺高兴

[00:06:57] 收拾收拾衣服迈步往里走

[00:06:59] 刚到门口就出事儿哇

[00:07:04] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒啊

[00:07:08] 你看怎么回事儿

[00:07:11] 五六个要饭花子

[00:07:14] 他不认识

[00:07:15] 也不是抢烧饼

[00:07:16] 也不是偷他钱的

[00:07:18] 也是要饭花子

[00:07:20] 手里拿着大饼

[00:07:23] 夹着吃喝

[00:07:26] 还有一个盒子

[00:07:27] 不知道里头装的什么吃的往外跑

[00:07:30] 从后面追出个胖子来

[00:07:33] 一看这胖子中等身材太胖了

[00:07:37] 脸盘子有这么大跟铜锣差不多

[00:07:40] 胖的小眼睛都没了

[00:07:42] 小肉包子眼睛小

[00:07:44] 鼻子好像独头蒜厚

[00:07:47] 嘴唇往下裂

[00:07:49] 稀不楞登地湖那脖子后头那肉一把抓不透双下巴壳内肚子

[00:07:58] 有这么大个儿

[00:07:59] 走起路来实在笨重

[00:08:03] 正在后头追赶地方要饭花子

[00:08:07] 可能这是负责人站住

[00:08:11] 小兔崽子烦啦

[00:08:13] 你们想明抢站着把你们送到局子里去

[00:08:19] 橘子就是警察局

[00:08:21] 他从后头就追出来

[00:08:24] 这把小要饭的

[00:08:25] 一回头一看就追出一个来

[00:08:27] 胆儿还挺大

[00:08:30] 你别小瞧这小要饭花子

[00:08:33] 电视剧不常有吗

[00:08:34] 丐帮的丐帮

[00:08:36] 你还惹不起呢

[00:08:37] 你这胆子还挺壮

[00:08:40] 回过头来不但不跑把这胖子给包围了

[00:08:45] 是拳打脚踢

[00:08:47] 我们吃不上你撑得满嘴流油儿

[00:08:50] 今天就揍你这个胖子就揍你这胖子就揍你这胖子

[00:08:56] 抱腰的抱一抱腿的抱腿

[00:08:59] 把这胖子给扳倒了

[00:09:01] 胖子本来就笨

[00:09:02] 这帮小子也不要这东西了

[00:09:04] 是拳打脚踢

[00:09:07] 狗剩看得清清

[00:09:10] 苟绍新说

[00:09:11] 怎么这么不讲道理

[00:09:14] 抢了人家的饭馆的东西还打人

[00:09:18] 你们简直是无法无天

[00:09:20] 我不能不管

[00:09:21] 卖布头过来

[00:09:23] 他也学着姚泽圣斗单天喊了一声

[00:09:29] 大爱

[00:09:30] 做啥

[00:09:32] 谁让你们打人

[00:09:34] 光天化日

[00:09:35] 这是犯法

[00:09:38] 那个小要饭花子

[00:09:40] 一开始吓了一跳

[00:09:42] 后来听这奶黄字儿

[00:09:45] 回头一看一看

[00:09:48] 小兔崽子

[00:09:50] 哪有你的事儿啊

[00:09:51] 你跑着吱吱什么呢

[00:09:53] 来揍他揍他

[00:09:55] 过了一个小时就是一个通天炮

[00:09:58] 这只狗生可不客气

[00:10:00] 往旁边一闪一抓它的汤就一脚把这位踹了个仰面朝天

[00:10:07] 后面过来

[00:10:08] 小子一直抓他

[00:10:10] 狗剩一闪身

[00:10:11] 逮住他外面爬一个到杯口的

[00:10:13] 你瓜你瓜

[00:10:17] J 几下真六啪啪啪摔倒萨

[00:10:22] 剩下那个不敢过来

[00:10:25] 正感觉是来个巡警

[00:10:27] 巡警拎着袜子带着少

[00:10:32] 哎

[00:10:33] 那怎么回事儿

[00:10:35] 都怕警察呀

[00:10:37] 华子一看

[00:10:38] 哇

[00:10:40] 全跑了

[00:10:41] 巡警一看没什么事儿

[00:10:43] 地面儿上也没出事儿

[00:10:45] 他走他的

[00:10:46] 这时候狗哨儿来到这

[00:10:48] 胖子进钱快起来

[00:10:51] 快起来

[00:10:52] 哎哎哎

[00:10:54] 周浮动费了九牛二虎的劲把胖子皱起来了

[00:11:01] 胖子把段子帽子店捡起来扣上

[00:11:06] 哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀

[00:11:09] 打得不轻啊

[00:11:13] 哎呀

[00:11:13] 小老弟啊

[00:11:15] 你给我帮忙啦

[00:11:16] 我得谢谢你

[00:11:18] 哎

[00:11:18] 您别介您别客气

[00:11:20] 谁让我赶上了

[00:11:22] 这是应尽职责

[00:11:23] 哎呀小老弟啊

[00:11:25] 我得怎么感谢你呢

[00:11:27] 那帮王八羔子

[00:11:29] 等哪天我抓住他们非送到局子里去走走

[00:11:32] 小老弟跟我到里边到里边

[00:11:35] 狗生就是投奔这儿来的

[00:11:38] 近期犯懒的富丽堂皇

[00:11:42] 一拐弯进了柜房

[00:11:44] 进柜房

[00:11:44] 在一开红木家具

[00:11:48] 藏粮刷量大圈儿里大办公桌儿

[00:11:53] 还有一对沙发挑山对联、名人字画

[00:11:57] 这里头是相当讲究

[00:12:01] 嗯

[00:12:01] 这胖子坐下之后

[00:12:04] 把狗生叫过来

[00:12:05] 过来过来过来

[00:12:06] 老弟啊

[00:12:07] 来来你坐坐坐

[00:12:11] 难为你啊

[00:12:12] 16 岁的孩子能抱打不平

[00:12:16] 今天给我解了围了

[00:12:18] 我不知道你怎么感谢你好啊

[00:12:21] 你到这儿吃饭呢是找人

[00:12:25] 我是找人我投奔一个人来的哦

[00:12:29] 投奔谁就这个饭馆

[00:12:32] 这个老东西

[00:12:33] 我先数个罪数姓汪

[00:12:37] 汪恩普汪老先生

[00:12:41] 我就是哦

[00:12:43] 你找我

[00:12:45] 我不认识你

[00:12:46] 你怎么认识我呢

[00:12:50] 我怎么敢认识您

[00:12:51] 我也高攀不上是有个人介绍

[00:12:54] 我来的

[00:12:55] 您看这个

[00:12:58] 把姚泽圣开的内变调拿出来

[00:13:02] 王普拿过来一看

[00:13:04] 哎哟

[00:13:04] 小眼睛都笑没了

[00:13:06] 哈哈哈哈

[00:13:09] 怎么的

[00:13:10] 你认得姚财主瑶山人跟你是朋友还是沾亲戚

[00:13:17] 我不认识

[00:13:18] 是这么回事儿

[00:13:19] 我们是巧遇

[00:13:22] 要不说这狗剩是实在的孩子

[00:13:25] 就把以往的经过一五一十

[00:13:27] 滔滔不断跟汪恩普都说

[00:13:31] 把自个儿的身世也简单说不说的时候

[00:13:35] 就王恩普满脸赔笑

[00:13:37] 跟那弥勒佛差不多

[00:13:39] 等听完之后

[00:13:41] A 不认地摇扇

[00:13:43] 人是间接的给介绍来的

[00:13:45] 同时是个要饭的出身

[00:13:48] 他把刚才那事儿全忘了

[00:13:50] 顿时的嘴角就耷拉下来

[00:13:54] 哦

[00:13:56] 是这么回事儿

[00:13:58] 好

[00:13:59] 爸

[00:14:00] 既然

[00:14:02] 摇扇人把你打发来了

[00:14:05] 我不能辜负他的心

[00:14:07] 谁让我们是朋友呢

[00:14:09] 在我这儿谋点称生路不容易

[00:14:13] 得付辛苦啊

[00:14:15] 那你就留下吧

[00:14:19] 怀春哪还顺过来一趟a 来了

[00:14:25] 门一开

[00:14:26] 进来一个人

[00:14:28] 狗剩一看这位是个细高挑

[00:14:31] 个儿不低

[00:14:33] 但长得太瘦

[00:14:35] 宽脑门儿尖

[00:14:36] 下壳小

[00:14:37] 眼睛水蛇腰从外边进来

[00:14:42] 掌柜的有什么吩咐

[00:14:44] 凡是哪

[00:14:46] 呃

[00:14:47] 姚老板介绍

[00:14:50] 来个小学徒

[00:14:52] 叫什么名

[00:14:54] 我姓栾

[00:14:55] 叫栾学堂啊

[00:14:57] 叫栾学堂

[00:14:58] 你把他带去吧

[00:14:59] 学徒啊

[00:15:01] 给他安排活儿

[00:15:02] 严加管束

[00:15:04] 听明白啊

[00:15:05] 你是学徒

[00:15:07] 没有工钱

[00:15:08] 白干活

[00:15:09] 管吃管住

[00:15:11] 听懂了吗

[00:15:12] 是

[00:15:12] 是我知道这是代价

[00:15:15] 再也不理你了

[00:15:18] 跟着瘦子撇着嘴

[00:15:21] 把狗剩领到自己那屋去账房

[00:15:25] 到了

[00:15:25] 让房他往那一坐

[00:15:29] 过来站这儿

[00:15:32] 叫什么名儿栾学堂

[00:15:36] 明儿还不错点

[00:15:39] 听说你是要饭花的出身

[00:15:42] 家里生活不景气

[00:15:43] 要过饭

[00:15:46] 在北京有亲戚吗

[00:15:47] 没有

[00:15:49] 方才老掌柜的交代下来了

[00:15:52] 让我给你安排个活儿

[00:15:54] 你就是我们新丰楼D 小学徒

[00:15:58] 懂骂学徒就得吃苦就得受累

[00:16:03] 没有工钱懂吗

[00:16:05] 见什么活你干什么别嫌脏

[00:16:08] 别嫌累

[00:16:09] 怎么能呢

[00:16:10] 只要赏我口饭吃叫我干什么都应该

[00:16:15] 知道我谁吗

[00:16:18] 不知道

[00:16:20] 账房先生

[00:16:22] 新丰楼D 账房先生

[00:16:26] 刷逼干的啊

[00:16:28] 我这么跟你讲得了J 新房喽

[00:16:32] 我能当半拉家

[00:16:34] 刚才跟你说话那胖子那是老掌柜的叫汪恩普AJ 买卖是他的我

[00:16:44] 有半拉心疯喽

[00:16:46] 为什么我这么说呢

[00:16:49] 你想知道我是谁

[00:16:51] 狗事儿心说

[00:16:52] 你快说得了

[00:16:54] 有话说

[00:16:54] 有屁放你

[00:16:56] 瞅你多这么多毛病

[00:16:58] 干嘛呀

[00:16:59] 跟我摆这份

[00:17:01] 嘴里不敢说

[00:17:03] 我想知道我姓刘

[00:17:06] 我叫刘怀顺

[00:17:08] 字鹏举

[00:17:11] 哎呀

[00:17:11] 多说两句儿啊

[00:17:14] 彭局

[00:17:14] 你知道怎么回事儿

[00:17:16] 不知道

[00:17:18] 过去有位历史名人叫岳飞

[00:17:22] 你听说过吗

[00:17:23] 岳飞的字儿就叫鹏举

[00:17:26] 我跟他一样

[00:17:29] 彭宇的意思就是

[00:17:31] 大鹏展翅

[00:17:33] 九万里

[00:17:35] 嗯

[00:17:36] 我这志向高了

[00:17:38] 透了

[00:17:39] 我爷爷那辈儿做过举人

[00:17:43] 我爹当过秀才

[00:17:46] 我现在是月明珠埋粪土

[00:17:50] 光华南县

[00:17:53] 迟早有一天时来运转

[00:17:57] 我

[00:17:57] 我干这个我就不干了

[00:18:00] 我飞黄腾达之时

[00:18:03] 我得做状元

[00:18:05] 我得做大官

[00:18:07] 你不许小瞧我

[00:18:08] 听听我怎么敢

[00:18:11] 我是干嘛的好

[00:18:13] 只要你听我的话

[00:18:14] 保你有吃

[00:18:17] 有he