《Craigslist》歌词

[00:00:03] Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:07] Whoa yeah

[00:00:23] You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu

[00:00:31] With automatic drive

[00:00:35] A custom paint job too

[00:00:40] I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

[00:00:43] And a slightly used sombrero

[00:00:47] And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist

[00:00:55] Craigslist

[00:01:03] I'm on Craiglist baby come on

[00:01:08] Yeah

[00:01:15] Well we shared a quick glance

[00:01:19] Saturday at the mall

[00:01:23] I never took a chance

[00:01:27] Never approached you at all

[00:01:31] You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas

[00:01:35] I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask

[00:01:39] Come on let's find that love connection that we missed

[00:01:47] On Craigslist

[00:01:55] Yeah Craigslist come on

[00:02:03] I'm on Craigslist

[00:02:09] Oh baby maybe you are too

[00:02:13] Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo

[00:02:45] An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente

[00:02:50] Boulevard

[00:02:52] I know there were twenty people behind me in line

[00:02:55] But I was on a cell phone call with my mother

[00:03:00] Didn't you see me hold up my index finger

[00:03:03] That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes

[00:03:10] So what's with the attitude lady

[00:03:12] No tip for you

[00:03:15] Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts

[00:03:20] You can have 'em for free

[00:03:23] You can drop by on the weekend

[00:03:28] And pick 'em up from me

[00:03:31] But the trashcan ain't part of the deal

[00:03:35] Only givin' you the peanuts get real

[00:03:39] Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own

[00:03:44] Don't bug me with questions on the phone

[00:03:48] Don't ask for help don't waste my time

[00:03:52] And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime

[00:03:56] Just ask yourself:

[00:03:56] Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

[00:04:00] You can have my Styrofoam peanuts

[00:04:04] Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

[00:04:08] You can have them all

[00:04:11] They're on Craigslist yeah

[00:04:20] Craigslist Ow baby come on

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