《I’m No Russian》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm No Russian - Jimmy Buffett

[00:00:24] I'm no Russian

[00:00:26] Not even Prussian

[00:00:29] Doorman at the yacht club

[00:00:31] Was my one claim to fame

[00:00:34] Some say I'm nervy

[00:00:37] Hell I'm from Jersey

[00:00:40] This chasin' money

[00:00:41] Can do things to your brain

[00:00:45] How does a shore boy like me

[00:00:56] Wind up out on the Black Sea

[00:01:07] Dropped out of Harvard

[00:01:10] Then joined the Coast Guard

[00:01:13] Manned a faithful 50

[00:01:15] On a boat in Gitmo

[00:01:18] Did my duty

[00:01:21] But missed the booty

[00:01:23] I heard that St Barth

[00:01:25] Was the place I should go

[00:01:29] How could a coastie like me

[00:01:40] Sail off into infamy

[00:01:50] I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar

[00:01:56] All I ever did was steal an oligarch's car

[00:02:01] My million dollar joy ride was not the perfect crime

[00:02:06] And those bad boys from Little Odessa

[00:02:09] Don't believe in wasting time

[00:02:12] A Lamborghini Elemento

[00:02:14] Ain't your average island car

[00:02:15] "Park it close" the driver told me

[00:02:16] Sounding like some kind of czar

[00:02:19] With a bucket full of Cristal

[00:02:20] And devil w**d inside

[00:02:21] I thought it would be crazy

[00:02:22] Not to take a ride

[00:02:23] Flying through Gustavia

[00:02:24] Passing Mini Mokes

[00:02:25] The gendarme at the roundabout

[00:02:27] Didn't get the joke

[00:02:28] Speeding down the hill

[00:02:30] Like a Dassault Mirage

[00:02:31] Parked it on the runway

[00:02:32] And headed for la plage

[00:02:46] Bar on fire

[00:02:48] Din of desire

[00:02:51] Dancing on a table

[00:02:52] She was waving me in

[00:02:56] Her name was Kira

[00:02:59] She knew no fear-a

[00:03:02] Then introduced me to her vampirish friends

[00:03:07] I'd never seen such a girl

[00:03:18] Was she from some future world

[00:03:28] Over thousand dollar vodka and kilos of caviar

[00:03:34] I told them how I'd commandeered the oligarch's car

[00:03:39] They were laughing speaking Russian and getting over served

[00:03:45] When Kira looked at me and said

[00:03:47] "Could you take us round some curves "

[00:03:51] A chick drone strike

[00:03:52] Is a lethal attack

[00:03:53] You never see it comin'

[00:03:54] And you can't fight back

[00:03:55] They feel entitled to all access

[00:03:57] From clubs to army camp-as

[00:03:58] If you don't believe it

[00:04:00] Ask those generals down in Tampa

[00:04:01] The KGB and coppers

[00:04:03] Soon joined in the chase

[00:04:04] Spectators lined the roads

[00:04:05] Like a grand prix race

[00:04:07] I dropped the girls at Ti Barth

[00:04:08] To get them out of their commotion

[00:04:10] Then I missed the curve at Toiny

[00:04:11] And drove into the ocean

[00:04:35] Underwater

[00:04:36] My world is sinking

[00:04:40] Will I wind up like P**sy Riot

[00:04:42] That's what I'm thinking

[00:04:45] Feeling foolish

[00:04:48] My fate's a mystery

[00:04:51] Don't want polonium

[00:04:53] Rolled up in my sushi

[00:04:56] Oh baby Jesus come through

[00:05:03] I am in need of rescue

[00:05:17] Now we can't leave this white boy

[00:05:19] Drowning in the dark

[00:05:20] What the hell was he thinkin'

[00:05:22] You don't f**k around with sharks

[00:05:23] Turns out the lovely Kira

[00:05:24] Held a most important tool

[00:05:26] It was her daddy's Lamborghini

[00:05:27] And she saved the crazy fool

[00:05:29] No I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar

[00:05:34] They made an artificial reef out of the oligarch's car

[00:05:39] It was Kira lovely Kira who got him off the hook

[00:05:44] Then they took her yacht to Istanbul

[00:05:48] Just to take a look

[00:05:50] No I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar

[00:05:56] All I ever did was steal an oligarch's car

[00:06:01] My million dollar joy ride was not the perfect crime

[00:06:07] But I'm not dead still have my head

[00:06:09] This margarita needs more lime