《水浒0138》歌词

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[00:00:00] 朱贵大哥

[00:00:02] 朱富

[00:00:04] 大好人哪

[00:00:07] 一看

[00:00:08] 兄弟把李逵领到家来了

[00:00:11] 把他吓的是手脚冰凉

[00:00:16] 现在是什么时候

[00:00:19] 你们还敢回家呀

[00:00:21] 快走啊

[00:00:24] 不然的话

[00:00:25] 你们也活不了

[00:00:27] 我这一家子也得搭上

[00:00:31] 呀

[00:00:32] 朱贵一听

[00:00:32] 这

[00:00:33] 这怎么办呢

[00:00:34] 大哥

[00:00:35] 你怎么地让我们吃顿饱饭

[00:00:37] 还真行

[00:00:38] 吃完就走

[00:00:40] 就在后屋

[00:00:42] 给准备的吃喝

[00:00:45] 朱贵陪着李逵这李逵吃吃饭

[00:00:49] 来句儿

[00:00:52] 翻到er we

[00:00:55] 怎么搁咸盐搁少了不那么回事儿

[00:01:00] 这玩意儿有点久啊

[00:01:04] 我说你又想喝酒啊

[00:01:06] 我听说了

[00:01:08] 巢大哥约束你三个条件

[00:01:11] 这头一条儿又不准你喝酒呢

[00:01:13] 不在外边儿

[00:01:16] 她在咱们自己家里喝点儿算什么呢

[00:01:20] 你放心

[00:01:20] 我不多喝

[00:01:22] 就喝两三碗就可以

[00:01:25] 我是海量

[00:01:27] 喝那么点酒跟喝白水差不多

[00:01:30] 哎老兄

[00:01:32] 网开一面给点儿喝呗

[00:01:37] 哎呀

[00:01:38] 旱地忽律一看

[00:01:40] 实在没办法好吧

[00:01:42] 喝点儿就行啊

[00:01:43] 多喝可不准

[00:01:45] 另外这个是保密

[00:01:47] 回到梁山

[00:01:49] 一旦犯了事儿

[00:01:50] 连我都得担责任呢

[00:01:52] 你放心吧

[00:01:53] 你知我知

[00:01:56] 给他弄了一碗酒

[00:01:57] 杨波他喝下去

[00:02:00] 少啊

[00:02:01] 这次才来的

[00:02:03] 磨蹭来磨蹭去

[00:02:05] 喝了六碗

[00:02:07] 这六碗喝完了

[00:02:08] 饭也吃完了

[00:02:10] 李逵把嘴一擦

[00:02:11] 嗯

[00:02:12] 这才够哥们儿的

[00:02:14] 黑我我走了啊

[00:02:17] 你愿意等我

[00:02:18] 你在县里等我

[00:02:19] 不愿意等

[00:02:21] 咱们回梁山见

[00:02:22] 告辞

[00:02:25] 主页我知道

[00:02:29] 这李奎到了街上

[00:02:30] 不敢在线里逗留

[00:02:32] 出了沂水县

[00:02:34] 奔家乡那边走

[00:02:37] 李逵一角

[00:02:38] 我挺大个人

[00:02:40] 老叫别人担心这玩意也犯不上

[00:02:44] 我还是小心点儿好

[00:02:46] 人家讲话了

[00:02:48] 我现在不是过去的李逵

[00:02:50] 过去我一个人他妈死活爱怎么怎么地

[00:02:55] 现在我是梁山的人

[00:02:58] 那么多人都关心我整格的了

[00:03:03] 我叫人家操心

[00:03:05] 哎

[00:03:06] 别走大道

[00:03:07] 走小道

[00:03:09] 对

[00:03:11] 他钻了山路

[00:03:14] 他们家这个地方十分闭塞

[00:03:18] 除了山

[00:03:19] 就是领

[00:03:22] 有的人活了几辈子没离开过这山区

[00:03:26] 县城都没去过

[00:03:29] 您说这里人多保守吧

[00:03:32] 这李逵甩开大叉

[00:03:35] 走走往前走

[00:03:36] 翻过一山又一岭

[00:03:38] 一边走着一边擦汗

[00:03:41] 正在这时候

[00:03:43] 就见对面差

[00:03:47] 跳出一个人来

[00:03:49] 这人手使一对夹钢双府把斧子往一块儿一碰

[00:03:57] 啊啊啊

[00:04:03] 要打此处过

[00:04:05] 留下买路财

[00:04:10] 李逵一看

[00:04:12] 乐了

[00:04:13] 一点儿都没害怕

[00:04:16] 李逵差个一一打量一瞅

[00:04:18] 对面也是个大个儿

[00:04:21] 高矮胖瘦跟自己这坨儿都差不多

[00:04:28] 可能呢

[00:04:28] 脸没自己黑

[00:04:31] 抹点黑灰都看出来了

[00:04:35] 年纪也没有自己大

[00:04:38] 好像呢

[00:04:38] 胡子也是粘的

[00:04:40] He he 把行

[00:04:43] 诶

[00:04:44] 呃

[00:04:44] 跟我这模样差不多

[00:04:46] 也喝也使斧子啊

[00:04:49] 哦

[00:04:49] 接大的

[00:04:51] 正好我呆着闷得难受

[00:04:54] 拿他开开心

[00:04:56] 李逵一不慌二不忙的说话了

[00:05:01] 我什么意思啊

[00:05:03] 你想干什么

[00:05:04] 某奶劫道的绿林好汉呐

[00:05:09] 哦

[00:05:10] 就你这样的绿林好汉呢

[00:05:13] 你叫什么名字

[00:05:14] 嘿

[00:05:15] 报出名来吓破你的狗胆

[00:05:19] 我没胆儿那么小

[00:05:21] 你谁吧

[00:05:22] 我俩江湖上赫赫有名的黑圈风李逵啊

[00:05:31] 什么

[00:05:33] 你叫什么名

[00:05:34] 李逵就是挠江州劫法场的李逵

[00:05:44] 李逵乐得腰都直不起来了

[00:05:47] 还有冒名顶替的啊

[00:05:50] 你要不提浆粥那茬

[00:05:53] 也可能咱俩的名雷同

[00:05:57] 天下同名的人很多

[00:06:00] 这事儿不算奇怪

[00:06:03] 跟哪有同名儿还一块儿闹

[00:06:05] 江州这不就出了鬼了吗

[00:06:07] 这是瞪眼儿说瞎话

[00:06:10] 李逵的火上来了

[00:06:13] 你冒名顶替

[00:06:15] 打着我的旗号干这种事儿

[00:06:18] 让老子跟着你倒霉

[00:06:20] 跟着你挨骂呀

[00:06:22] 李逵把眼睛一瞪

[00:06:24] 你放狗臭屁

[00:06:28] 我才是真牌的李逵

[00:06:30] 怎么又冒出你个龟孙

[00:06:33] 好小的李逵食府的伊始刀

[00:06:36] 你根本就不是李逵

[00:06:38] 还接斧子

[00:06:41] 这家不管三七二十一轮斧子奔李逵就砍

[00:06:46] 李逵跨步闪身往旁边一躲

[00:06:49] 用掌中的普刀

[00:06:51] 跟他站在一处

[00:06:54] 像这位他怎么是李逵的对手

[00:06:57] 是真假不了

[00:06:58] 是假真不了

[00:06:59] 三下五除二

[00:07:01] 哎呀彤彤

[00:07:04] 邪道的摔倒在地

[00:07:07] 让李逵这一刀杆削到他腿肚子上

[00:07:11] 斧子也撒手了

[00:07:14] 李逵跳过去把他踩到脚下

[00:07:17] 一伸手把斧子捡起来

[00:07:18] 颠量颠量

[00:07:21] 这斧子闹了半天

[00:07:22] 撇撇儿做的

[00:07:24] 里头是木头的Y 头包的铁片儿

[00:07:27] 刷的色飘

[00:07:30] 轻飘轻的

[00:07:31] 你要不知道内情的

[00:07:33] 他这斧子比李逵使那斧子还大了一号

[00:07:37] 这来的

[00:07:39] 你小子虎人怎么样

[00:07:41] 我儿子走嘞

[00:07:44] 他把斧子扔了

[00:07:45] 把刀拽出来

[00:07:48] 那么街道的这小子挺聪明哎

[00:07:51] 小嘴还挺能白活

[00:07:54] 李逵刚要要他的命

[00:07:56] 他就哀求张浩瀚爷爷

[00:07:59] 老妹

[00:07:59] 浩瀚爷爷

[00:08:00] 老妹子

[00:08:02] 我问问您

[00:08:03] 究竟是谁

[00:08:04] 我死在你手下我也心甘情愿

[00:08:09] 刚才我说过我奶阵排的黑旋风李逵

[00:08:16] 是啊

[00:08:17] 给我倒了血了呀

[00:08:20] 天下这么多人

[00:08:21] 怎么叫我碰上真的了

[00:08:24] 我离婚也有毛病吗

[00:08:27] 啊

[00:08:27] 我所作所为把我杀了也应该可是我家还有80 多岁的老娘

[00:08:37] 我要一死我老娘没人养活就得冻饿

[00:08:42] 而死

[00:08:43] 看在我娘的份上

[00:08:46] 好看爷爷

[00:08:47] 饶了我吧哈哈哈啊

[00:08:55] 李逵的刀落不下去了

[00:08:58] 李逵大孝子

[00:09:03] 哎呀

[00:09:04] 心里烦葛

[00:09:05] 他也为养活老娘

[00:09:08] 我也为养活老娘啊

[00:09:12] 看来这小子捷豹情有可原了

[00:09:18] 哇

[00:09:18] 你说的是真的

[00:09:20] 我有半字虚假在创建

[00:09:23] 爷爷你

[00:09:24] 你就剐了我

[00:09:27] 好啦

[00:09:30] 既然这样

[00:09:32] 我就饶你不死

[00:09:35] 李逵一抬腿

[00:09:37] 这小子起来一个劲儿的给李奎做一啊

[00:09:42] 我问你

[00:09:43] 你叫什么名儿

[00:09:45] 我的确姓李

[00:09:47] 我叫李鬼

[00:09:49] 这什么名儿这是

[00:09:51] 我里鬼

[00:09:52] 你住在哪儿

[00:09:54] 我也住在大山沟里边

[00:09:57] 我娘老有病

[00:09:59] 可我身子骨也不硬实

[00:10:02] 平时靠着打柴为生

[00:10:05] 最近柴火也不值钱了

[00:10:09] 我没有办法啦

[00:10:11] 我这才干了这组营收

[00:10:14] 有道是良心丧于困的

[00:10:18] 头一回就碰上爷爷您了

[00:10:22] 李伟

[00:10:24] 下不为例

[00:10:26] 你懂吗

[00:10:28] 不准干这种伤天害理的事儿

[00:10:32] 嗯

[00:10:33] 听得出

[00:10:34] 你还是个孝子

[00:10:36] 你这是碰上我了

[00:10:38] 你要碰上官人或者是旁人

[00:10:42] 将你送到官府治罪

[00:10:45] 这可是掉脑袋的罪名啊

[00:10:48] 你娘不是更没人养活了吗

[00:10:51] 你想过这事儿没有

[00:10:53] 嗯

[00:10:53] 明白明白

[00:10:55] 您这一说我才明白过来

[00:10:59] 这样吧

[00:11:01] 李逵带着不少钱呢

[00:11:03] 用手一摸摸出一大块银子

[00:11:07] 掂量掂量

[00:11:08] 二十两吧

[00:11:10] 往前一粒

[00:11:12] 这银子拿回去

[00:11:14] 你娘有病

[00:11:15] 抓药给他看病

[00:11:18] 剩下的钱小本经营

[00:11:21] 做个买卖还是够的

[00:11:24] 你要一本正经

[00:11:26] 养活你娘

[00:11:28] 另谋生路

[00:11:30] 懂吗

[00:11:31] 哎呀

[00:11:32] 爷爷

[00:11:33] 您不但饶了我的狗命

[00:11:35] 您还是我的救命恩公

[00:11:38] 您那能收活百岁

[00:11:41] 嗨

[00:11:42] 活那么大岁数

[00:11:42] 干嘛受罪啊

[00:11:44] 走走啊

[00:11:46] 哎

[00:11:46] 哎

[00:11:48] 里鬼拿银子拎斧子刚要走回来

[00:11:52] 这买卖给我留下

[00:11:55] 你留着他还唬人呢

[00:11:57] 啊好吧

[00:11:59] 把一对假斧子给李逵扔下了

[00:12:02] 让李奎干啥去给踹吧

[00:12:05] 别倒乱草堆里头

[00:12:08] 这里鬼连头也没回

[00:12:10] 跑了

[00:12:12] 哎呀

[00:12:13] 这事儿过去之后

[00:12:15] 李逵觉得好笑

[00:12:16] 哼

[00:12:17] 看来还是我李逵名望大

[00:12:20] 有人打我的旗号

[00:12:23] 看来也没白活呀

[00:12:26] 哎

[00:12:28] 回家看望老娘的路上还遇上这么一件事儿

[00:12:32] 回到梁山跟哥们儿们讲一讲

[00:12:35] 大伙儿听着

[00:12:36] 一定很有趣

[00:12:39] 回家

[00:12:41] 往家走

[00:12:44] 可是走出能有20几里地

[00:12:46] 离着家还挺远的

[00:12:49] 李逵

[00:12:50] 饿了

[00:12:51] 给人发量还大

[00:12:54] 在县里吃那点东西全消化没了

[00:12:58] 哎呀

[00:12:58] 李逵心说

[00:12:59] 这要到家

[00:13:00] 得把我饿死

[00:13:02] 中间我还得打打尖

[00:13:05] 这旷野深山

[00:13:07] 上哪找饭吃去

[00:13:10] 他就瞎踅摸

[00:13:12] 寻摸来寻摸去

[00:13:14] 登高一望

[00:13:17] 山里的那个山都

[00:13:20] 一块盆地

[00:13:22] 有两间草房

[00:13:25] 还有个乱套

[00:13:26] 蔡礼魁干渴碰上人家

[00:13:29] 到这儿讨碗饭吃

[00:13:31] 大步流星奔这家来了

[00:13:35] 撒开门一看呢

[00:13:37] 开门的是个中年妇的

[00:13:42] 你别看住的这地方这么闭塞

[00:13:45] 这副倒还挺能捣成

[00:13:48] 梳着唐朝的美人酒

[00:13:52] 这美人酒啊

[00:13:53] 也叫美人居

[00:13:55] 挺高挺高的

[00:13:59] 上的转圈还差第一圈野话

[00:14:03] 那脸上还摸着挺厚的粉

[00:14:07] 摸着胭脂

[00:14:08] 堵着嘴唇

[00:14:10] 上边儿穿红

[00:14:11] 下边挂虑

[00:14:13] 汉奸杀的一

[00:14:15] 李逵

[00:14:16] 看我就没了

[00:14:18] 谁说在哪蹦出个妖怪来

[00:14:21] 你瞅那脸皮吧

[00:14:23] 就好像我这脚后跟那么粗

[00:14:26] 很抹粉呢

[00:14:27] 一眨眼都掉渣

[00:14:30] 有一家我讨饭吃来了

[00:14:33] 我管得着这个

[00:14:36] 李逵抱拳

[00:14:37] 大嫂

[00:14:39] 我是过路的行人

[00:14:42] 想回家看我娘去

[00:14:45] 但我们家离这儿还挺远

[00:14:47] 我饿了

[00:14:49] 我考碗饭吃

[00:14:51] 但你听明白了

[00:14:52] 不白吃

[00:14:54] 给你银子

[00:14:56] 请大嫂帮个忙吧

[00:14:59] 哦

[00:14:59] 哦

[00:15:01] 这女人网李逵身后看了看

[00:15:04] 没旁人救她自己

[00:15:06] 好吧

[00:15:07] 既然如此

[00:15:09] 客人请进a

[00:15:10] 逃啦逃啦

[00:15:14] 李逵

[00:15:14] 来不及了

[00:15:15] 呜

[00:15:16] 把扑刀戳子墙角儿

[00:15:19] 一刀往后的顺了顺

[00:15:23] 他就坐下了

[00:15:24] 一瞅

[00:15:24] 这屋儿不咋地

[00:15:26] 破东乱西呀

[00:15:28] 腿儿朝天碗朝地的

[00:15:30] 提鼻子一闻

[00:15:33] 还有一股酸臭的味儿

[00:15:36] 证明这家儿

[00:15:38] 也不卫生

[00:15:40] 你回忆琢磨

[00:15:41] 吃完饭就走嘛

[00:15:42] 管他脏还是干净的

[00:15:45] 大嫂有什么现成吃的

[00:15:48] 什么都可以

[00:15:49] You

[00:15:50] 可以

[00:15:51] 你来的不巧

[00:15:54] 我们早饭吃完了

[00:15:57] 赏饭还没做

[00:15:59] 什么现成儿的都没有

[00:16:01] 您得等一会儿

[00:16:03] 我马上淘米给您做饭

[00:16:06] 哎哟

[00:16:06] 有劳有劳了啊

[00:16:09] 我多做点啊

[00:16:10] 我饭量大

[00:16:11] 好

[00:16:12] 三斗米够不够了

[00:16:14] 够了

[00:16:15] 够够够够

[00:16:17] 这女人把围裙系在腰上

[00:16:20] 拿着瓦盆买了点米

[00:16:24] 就上后河沟啊

[00:16:26] 去淘米去了

[00:16:29] 后面就山涧淌下来的山涧水

[00:16:32] 做饭时水都上那儿取去

[00:16:36] 这里回在屋坐了一会儿

[00:16:39] 忽然觉着要出宫

[00:16:43] 听说利用这机会

[00:16:45] 我抖了抖了零碎儿

[00:16:47] 把这肚子都收拾干净了

[00:16:48] 我多吃点

[00:16:50] 所以他也离开这屋儿

[00:16:52] 那个女人根本不知道

[00:16:55] 这大山里边儿哪都是厕所

[00:17:00] 随便

[00:17:02] 反正离住宅远点儿就行呗

[00:17:05] 李逵出任愿意看前头有一片地草都多高

[00:17:12] 李逵就蹲里面拉屎

[00:17:15] 刚蹲起

[00:17:18] 就离着自己不远

[00:17:23] 过去一个人

[00:17:24] 嗯

[00:17:25] 李逵各大就在那儿蹲着讷

[00:17:29] 上半身也挺高的

[00:17:31] 这眼还挺尖

[00:17:33] 你瞅这主谁呀

[00:17:36] 正是劫道的那个里鬼

[00:17:40] 这小怎么也来了额

[00:17:44] 他家离这不远

[00:17:47] 李逵就胡琢磨

[00:17:49] 就建了个里鬼

[00:17:52] 一直到了小河沟旁边儿

[00:17:55] 找那淘米的那个女人

[00:17:59] 那个女人呢

[00:18:00] 正朝着你

[00:18:01] 回头一看

[00:18:02] 里

[00:18:02] 鬼呀

[00:18:04] 该死的

[00:18:06] 你怎么还这么走路

[00:18:08] 可把我吓得不轻

[00:18:11] 哎

[00:18:11] 我倒累啦

[00:18:15] 你什么时候倒霉

[00:18:16] 嗨

[00:18:17] 别提了

[00:18:19] 倒了血霉了

[00:18:23] 今天接到

[00:18:25] 你猜我把谁接了

[00:18:27] 谁呀

[00:18:28] 嘿

[00:18:29] 遇上真牌儿的黑旋风李逵了

[00:18:35] 他们说这话

[00:18:36] 李逵在那儿蹲着

[00:18:38] 听得真真地

[00:18:40] 你说怪不

[00:18:42] 李逵认真想这些事儿

[00:18:45] 听他们说话

[00:18:47] 使也没了

[00:18:49] 赶紧把裤子提上裤腰带系好了

[00:18:53] 蹑足潜踪

[00:18:55] 往前凑

[00:18:56] 活李逵窄耳朵就听

[00:19:00] 就听那女人问他

[00:19:03] 你是真百里汇了啊

[00:19:07] 哎呦

[00:19:07] 好兄弟

[00:19:09] 家伙能耐大极了

[00:19:13] 我们俩一伸手

[00:19:15] 没几个照面儿

[00:19:16] 就让他把我打趴下了

[00:19:18] 腿肚子都青了

[00:19:20] 都起林子了

[00:19:23] 只揍到后边儿的要揍的迎面骨上

[00:19:26] 非把我腿揍折了不可

[00:19:28] 你没看我现在走路都一瘸一点地

[00:19:32] 那么后来呢

[00:19:34] 后来我聪明啊

[00:19:39] 我说了套瞎话

[00:19:41] 我连哭带喊的

[00:19:43] 我说我家有80 多岁的老娘

[00:19:47] 我还得养活我娘

[00:19:49] 你要把我杀了

[00:19:50] 我娘就得冻饿而死

[00:19:52] 妈的

[00:19:53] 这小子还挺好糊弄

[00:19:54] 他信以为真了

[00:19:57] 没要我的命

[00:19:59] 不但没有我的命爱你来看

[00:20:03] 还给了我这么大一锭银子

[00:20:07] 好不好

[00:20:09] 是啊

[00:20:11] 那李逵长得什么样究竟

[00:20:14] 什么呀

[00:20:15] 你看我这模样

[00:20:17] 不过比我这块儿头还大

[00:20:20] 脸蛋子比我这大的三二

[00:20:24] 没拿斧子

[00:20:26] 手里拎着把扑刀

[00:20:28] 腰里挎着一把妖刀

[00:20:31] 是啊

[00:20:35] 这女人听到这

[00:20:37] 往屋看了一眼

[00:20:39] 一拉里轨压低了声音

[00:20:44] 刚才咱们这儿来个讨饭的

[00:20:48] 你没看我正给他淘米要做饭呢

[00:20:53] 据你方才所说

[00:20:55] 来的这个人儿可能就是李逵啊

[00:21:01] 那倒没怎么跑

[00:21:02] 咱家来了就说呢

[00:21:06] 我当家的

[00:21:08] 你看这事儿怎么办啊

[00:21:14] 我老婆吧

[00:21:16] 这小子一里头还带着不少的银子

[00:21:20] 那肥透了

[00:21:22] 随便一摸就是二十两

[00:21:24] 你说她得带多少钱

[00:21:27] 一不做

[00:21:28] 二不休

[00:21:30] 咱家还有没有那个迷魂药

[00:21:34] 有啊

[00:21:35] 胆瓶里头还有俩包儿

[00:21:37] 全给他下上

[00:21:40] 一会儿做汤的时候都给吓着

[00:21:43] 把他麻烦了

[00:21:44] 一刀把他宰了

[00:21:46] 给我报仇雪恨

[00:21:48] 咱还能发笔横财

[00:21:52] 这个主意可是倒是不错呀

[00:21:54] 什么时候下手

[00:21:55] 现在就下手

[00:21:57] 我不能露面儿

[00:21:59] 老婆子全靠着你了

[00:22:02] 哎

[00:22:02] 我这就去

[00:22:04] 这话全叫李逵听见

[00:22:08] 离婚

[00:22:09] 别傻

[00:22:10] 哎呀

[00:22:11] 我瞎了眼了

[00:22:13] 闹了半天

[00:22:14] 这小子满嘴胡说八道

[00:22:16] 我受了骗

[00:22:18] 像这种人

[00:22:20] 我焉能留台

[00:22:24] 回声把妖刀拽住

[00:22:28] 嗷一嗓子就跳出来了

[00:22:31] 里鬼回头一

[00:22:32] 我爱你

[00:22:35] 腿肚子朝前

[00:22:37] 想跑也跑不了

[00:22:39] 让李逵手起刀落铺路

[00:22:44] 人头落地

[00:22:47] 转回身在杀那个女的

[00:22:50] 内女的跑的贼快

[00:22:53] 把瓦盆扔了

[00:22:56] 顺着前能跑

[00:22:59] 李逵在追就没追上

[00:23:02] 嗯

[00:23:04] 算你他娘的捡个便宜