《The Humpty Dance(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance (LP Version) - Digital Underground

[00:00:10] All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:13] 好了，停下手边的事，我要开始了

[00:00:13] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:15] 用你习惯了的画面和风格

[00:00:15] I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see

[00:00:17] 让我看起来很滑稽，但我都是为了赚钱

[00:00:17] So yo world I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:19] 所以世人们准备好接纳我吧

[00:00:19] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:22] 现在都聚过来，我是这城市新来的傻瓜

[00:00:22] And my sound's laid down by the Underground

[00:00:24] 我的说唱风格是地下音乐

[00:00:24] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:26] 我喝光了你架子上所有的轩尼诗

[00:00:26] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:29] 现在让我来介绍一下自己

[00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

[00:00:31] 我叫Humpty，听起来像Umpty

[00:00:31] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

[00:00:35] 女士，正确发音是汉普提

[00:00:35] And all the rappers in the top ten

[00:00:36] 所有排在前十的说唱歌手

[00:00:36] Please allow me to bump thee

[00:00:38] 请允许我打破你们的记录

[00:00:38] I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty

[00:00:41] 我爬得很高，像Humpty Dumpty一样

[00:00:41] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:00:43] 你们都会跌下来，当我的说唱音乐响起时

[00:00:43] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky

[00:00:45] 我喜欢说唱，我喜欢流行的旋律

[00:00:45] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:00:47] 我很有活力，我喜欢喝燕麦粥

[00:00:47] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:00:51] 我厌倦了那些直白的匪帮说唱，老兄

[00:00:51] But sometimes I get ridiculous

[00:00:52] 但有时我觉得很荒谬

[00:00:52] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:00:54] 我会吃掉你所有的咸饼干和甘草糖

[00:00:54] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

[00:00:57] 那边的胖女孩过来，你是不是很难搞

[00:00:57] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny

[00:01:00] 我说你胖是因为我瘦得皮包骨

[00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin' busy

[00:01:01] 我从来都没闲下来过

[00:01:01] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:04] 我很古怪，我喜欢与众不同的女孩

[00:01:04] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[00:01:06] 我在汉堡王的卫生间里都闲不下来

[00:01:06] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:09] 我很疯狂，请允许我让你大吃一惊

[00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

[00:01:11] 他们说我很丑，但这打击不了我

[00:01:11] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

[00:01:13] 我仍旧能约到很多女孩

[00:01:13] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:15] 我甚至还有自己独创的舞步

[00:01:15] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:19] 汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳

[00:01:19] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:24] 汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳

[00:01:24] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:30] 汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:01:30] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:01:35] 你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:01:35] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:38] 汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:01:38] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"

[00:01:41] 人们对我说，汉普提你看起来真滑稽

[00:01:41] That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

[00:01:43] 这就对了，因为我能带给大家欢笑

[00:01:43] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:01:46] 你盯着我，你散发着耀眼的光芒，你不断拿我作比较

[00:01:46] But ya can't get near me

[00:01:48] 但是你无法靠近我

[00:01:48] I give 'em more see and on the floor B

[00:01:50] 我能给大家带来更多，看，我站在这里

[00:01:50] All the girls they adore me

[00:01:52] 所有女孩都爱慕我

[00:01:52] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere

[00:01:54] 是的女士，我是真诚的

[00:01:54] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

[00:01:56] 因为离得再近一些 我就能挠你痒痒

[00:01:56] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

[00:01:59] 我的鼻子很大，但我不觉得羞愧

[00:01:59] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid

[00:02:01] 哪怕它像泡菜一样大，也不耽误我赚钱

[00:02:01] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

[00:02:04] 也会有女人来找我亲热，你知道我掌管着

[00:02:04] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

[00:02:06] 我的生活方式和我的大鼻子

[00:02:06] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

[00:02:08] 我有点蠢，像丘比特射出爱之箭

[00:02:08] I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

[00:02:10] 我说了一句无关紧要的话，话不从心

[00:02:10] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it

[00:02:13] 如果你错过了，我就再唱一遍

[00:02:13] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:02:16] 就是我说的，给他们喂点饼干

[00:02:16] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:02:18] 告诉你其实我也喜欢

[00:02:18] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

[00:02:20] 我猜这很明显，我也喜欢写歌

[00:02:20] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

[00:02:22] 你能做的就是给我一次机会

[00:02:22] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:24] 让我来表演我的舞蹈

[00:02:24] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:02:28] 汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳

[00:02:28] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:33] 汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳

[00:02:33] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:39] 汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:02:39] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:02:45] 你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:02:45] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:49] 汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:02:49] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:51] 好了，大家休息一下

[00:02:51] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:02:57] 让我听一听你们的低声哼唱

[00:02:57] Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:03:01] 现在让我来和你说些我的事情

[00:03:01] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:03] 让我来告诉你有关这舞蹈的事

[00:03:03] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:06] 看，这很简单

[00:03:06] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:09] 首先就像我的腿受伤了一样缓慢前行

[00:03:09] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

[00:03:12] 然后晃动身体，就像吸了大麻一样

[00:03:12] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:13] 这很疯狂吧，朋友

[00:03:13] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

[00:03:16] 人们说我像MC Hammer一样有爆发力

[00:03:16] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:03:18] 没错，因为我的身体一直在动

[00:03:18] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:03:21] 看起来像痉挛或者抽搐一样

[00:03:21] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:22] 任何人都可以做到这动作

[00:03:22] This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name

[00:03:25] 这就是我的舞蹈，Humpty就是我的名字

[00:03:25] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:27] 不 两个人的动作可以协调统一

[00:03:27] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:30] 你的动作就像你很痛苦一样

[00:03:30] Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump

[00:03:34] 像这样弓背 扭动 进行跳跃和旋转还有摇摆

[00:03:34] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

[00:03:37] 当一个人像傻瓜一样这样做时

[00:03:37] Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump

[00:03:38] 说明他正在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:03:38] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:03:44] 汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳

[00:03:44] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:03:49] 汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳

[00:03:49] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:03:54] 汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:03:54] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:03:59] 你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:03:59] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:02] 汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:02] Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:06] 黑人们，来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:06] White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:11] 白人们，来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:11] Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump

[00:04:16] 波多黎各人，来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:16] Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:24] 萨摩亚人，来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:24] Let's get stoopid

[00:04:27] 让我们疯狂起来吧

[00:04:27] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:31] 汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳

[00:04:31] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:37] 汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:37] Doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:04:40] 跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:40] Doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:04:45] 跳汉普提舞蹈

[00:04:45] Oh yeah come on and break it down

[00:04:52] 来吧，一步一步学

[00:04:52] Once again the Underground is in the house

[00:04:56] 再来一次，房间里播着地下摇滚

[00:04:56] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world

[00:04:59] 我想对整个世界大声喊

[00:04:59] Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies

[00:05:02] 继续跳汉普提舞蹈，女士们

[00:05:02] Peace and humptiness forever

[00:05:04] 愿世界永远和平