《Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?》歌词

[00:00:00] Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me - Frank Zappa

[00:00:09] Honey honey hey

[00:00:11] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:14] Honey honey hey

[00:00:15] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:19] He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)

[00:00:21] His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "

[00:00:22] He had an Irish Setter

[00:00:25] It was a singles bar a Tuesday night

[00:00:30] The moon was dim the band was tight

[00:00:38] They did the bump together

[00:00:40] What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white

[00:00:47] The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)

[00:00:53] He was glad that he met her

[00:00:57] She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")

[00:01:02] Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY

[00:01:06] (They discussed the weather)

[00:01:31] Honey honey hey

[00:01:33] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:34] Honey honey hey

[00:01:37] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:41] Honey honey hey

[00:01:43] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:45] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:46] Baby don't you want a man

[00:01:49] She was the lonely sort just a little too short

[00:01:51] Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport

[00:01:53] Was (in hockey the winter)

[00:01:59] He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest

[00:02:01] Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best

[00:02:04] As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")

[00:02:08] Later on they went off to where the music was soft

[00:02:12] The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY

[00:02:16] Who delivered their dinner

[00:02:23] The rice was brown and soon they found

[00:02:27] That the crowd around that had jammed the room

[00:02:31] Well it seemed to be getting thinner

[00:02:35] Honey honey hey

[00:02:39] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:41] Honey honey hey

[00:02:44] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:48] Honey honey hey

[00:02:49] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:51] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:52] Baby don't you want a man

[00:02:56] He took her home to a motor court

[00:03:00] She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it

[00:03:04] But it made him angry

[00:03:06] Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that

[00:03:12] Lousy BITCH )

[00:03:13] He called her a slut a pig and a whore

[00:03:16] A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door

[00:03:20] In a petulant frenzy

[00:03:21] (A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy

[00:03:23] I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)

[00:03:25] On the sofa she weeps

[00:03:26] BOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:27] She weeps and she weeps

[00:03:29] BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:31] She weeps and she peeks

[00:03:33] Through the curtain

[00:03:43] He just got in his car

[00:03:45] But the battery's dead

[00:03:46] So he asks to use the phone

[00:03:50] And she gives him some head

[00:03:51] And that's the end of the story

[00:03:58] Honey honey hey

[00:03:59] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:04:01] Honey honey hey

[00:04:04] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:04:08] Honey honey hey

[00:04:09] Baby don't you want a

[00:04:10] Baby don't you want a man

[00:04:12] Baby don't you want a man sometimes