《Sheriff Fatman》歌词

[00:04:46] Sheriff Fatman (Mark Goodier Session) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

[00:04:46] Sheriff Fatman started out in business

[00:04:46] as a granny farmer

[00:04:46] he was infamous for fifteen minutes

[00:04:46] and he appeared in Panorama

[00:04:46] Then he somehow got himself on board

[00:04:46] The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme

[00:04:46] With a Prince of Wales award

[00:04:46] for pushing Valium and amphetamines

[00:04:46] Now he's moving up onto second base

[00:04:46] behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface

[00:04:46] At six foot six and a hundred tons

[00:04:46] the undisputed king of the slums

[00:04:46] With more alias' than Klaus Barbie

[00:04:46] the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

[00:04:46] Just about to take the stage

[00:04:46] the one and only

[00:04:46] hold the front page

[00:04:46] Fatman's got something to sell

[00:04:46] to the capital's homeless

[00:04:46] At The Crossroads Motel

[00:04:46] for the no-fixed-abodeless

[00:04:46] Where you can live life in style

[00:04:46] you can sleep in a closet

[00:04:46] And if you flash him a smile

[00:04:46] he'll take your teeth as deposit

[00:04:46] There's bats in the belfry

[00:04:46] the windows are jammed

[00:04:46] The toilets ain't healthy

[00:04:46] and he don't give a damn

[00:04:46] he just chuckles and smiles

[00:04:46] and laughs like a madman,

[00:04:46] a born again Rachman

[00:04:46] Here comes Sheriff Fatman

[00:04:46] With his Valium, amphetamines

[00:04:46] his sick notes and his phony prescriptions

[00:04:46] And just when you thought it was safe

[00:04:46] to go back into the kitchen, Dead legs and cracked heads

[00:04:46] Bunk-beds and breakfasts

[00:04:46] Wake up you sleepy headcases...check this...

[00:04:46] Moving up now to take the place

[00:04:46] of Nicholas Van Wotsisface

[00:04:46] At six foot six and a hundred tons

[00:04:46] the undisputed king of the slums

[00:04:46] With more alias' than Klaus Barbie

[00:04:46] the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

[00:04:46] In a hatchback from Notre Dame,

[00:04:46] the one and only Sheriff Fatman

[00:04:46] In goes another left hook

[00:04:46] and now I'm losing my patience

[00:04:46] Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations

[00:04:46] he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)

[00:04:46] From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea

[00:04:46] There's bats in the belfry

[00:04:46] the windows are jammed

[00:04:46] The toilets ain't healthy

[00:04:46] he don't give a damn

[00:04:46] He just chuckles and smiles

[00:04:46] and laughs like a madman

[00:04:46] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:04:46] I give you...

[00:04:46] SHERIFF FATMAN!