《Chairman of the Bored》歌词

[00:00:00] Chairman of the Bored - Mikill Pane

[00:00:08] Sitting in the house with my trainers on

[00:00:10] Winter ain't about so the days are long

[00:00:12] We all planned a trip to the beach

[00:00:13] But I spent too many minutes

[00:00:14] In the shower so my mates are gone

[00:00:16] They did warn me but I'm a tiny bit vexed

[00:00:19] I'll give 'em all piece of my mind in a text

[00:00:21] And if they ring my phone

[00:00:21] I'll pretend I can't hear it

[00:00:23] You could probably call it a fight to the death

[00:00:25] As soon as I could talk any sense as a kid

[00:00:27] They said my attitude was beastly it still is

[00:00:29] Proof that I was born to be an offensive king

[00:00:31] The only guy ruder then me is prince Philip

[00:00:33] I'm not sorry that they have to read my nonsense

[00:00:35] I showered for long enough to clean my conscience

[00:00:37] And how could I be when they're out by the sea

[00:00:39] While I'm trying to keep

[00:00:40] My head above deeper problems

[00:00:42] This is not a happy song

[00:00:44] I've got it badly wrong

[00:00:46] It's my chance and now it's gone Wo-oh

[00:00:49] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:00:52] But time waits for no man

[00:00:54] You're tryna call your gang

[00:00:56] They're lying on the sand

[00:00:58] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:01:00] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:01:02] But you fear they were ignored

[00:01:04] You're the chairman of the bored

[00:01:06] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:01:08] But time waits for no man

[00:01:10] You're tryna call your gang

[00:01:12] They're lying on the sand

[00:01:14] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:01:17] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:01:19] But you fear they were ignored

[00:01:21] You're the chairman of the bored

[00:01:27] Sitting in the shade as the day drags on

[00:01:29] Had a cigarette break that was eight fags long

[00:01:31] The future doesn't look that bright to me

[00:01:33] And it ain't because Pane has Ray-bans on

[00:01:35] So I've given up

[00:01:36] I'm getting sick of calling me mates

[00:01:38] And I'm looking for a heroine it's all in vain

[00:01:40] It's the wrong day to phone girls they're fiancees

[00:01:42] I'd give them a ring but they're all engaged

[00:01:44] Can't go for a ride 'cause my bike's f**ked up

[00:01:46] I consult my neighbor and see if he can fix it

[00:01:48] Doesn't think the problem can be solved today

[00:01:50] 'Cause it involves more labour than a Miliband trip

[00:01:52] I give up all hope

[00:01:54] It gets dramatic

[00:01:55] I even watch a couple of soaps

[00:01:56] Then a girl calls back

[00:01:57] And says "can we meet in an hour "

[00:01:59] Hmm

[00:01:59] I'm guessing I'll be needing a shower

[00:02:01] This is not a happy song

[00:02:04] I've got it badly wrong

[00:02:06] It's my chance and now it's gone Wo-oh

[00:02:09] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:02:11] But time waits for no man

[00:02:13] You're tryna call your gang

[00:02:15] They're lying on the sand

[00:02:17] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:02:19] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:02:22] But you fear they were ignored

[00:02:23] You're the chairman of the bored

[00:02:25] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:02:28] But time waits for no man

[00:02:29] You're tryna call your gang

[00:02:32] They're lying on the sand

[00:02:34] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:02:36] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:02:38] But you fear they were ignored

[00:02:40] You're the chairman of the bored

[00:02:43] I'm searching for a way to make things right

[00:02:47] All I've been doing so far is wasting time

[00:02:51] So instead of going hunting for action

[00:02:55] I'll just sit right here

[00:02:56] And wait for something to happen

[00:02:59] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:03:01] But time waits for no man

[00:03:03] You're tryna call your gang

[00:03:05] They're lying on the sand

[00:03:07] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:03:09] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:03:12] But you fear they were ignored

[00:03:13] You're the chairman of the bored

[00:03:15] It's a nice day for those plans

[00:03:18] But time waits for no man

[00:03:20] You're tryna call your gang

[00:03:22] They're lying on the sand

[00:03:24] And if sitting in your house is your business now

[00:03:26] And to figure it out you sent signals out

[00:03:28] But you fear they were ignored

[00:03:30] You're the chairman of the bored