《水浒0002》歌词

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[00:00:01] 高俅奉了驸马都尉王晋卿所差

[00:00:08] 进宫给端王送宝物

[00:00:14] 这下该着他时来运转哪

[00:00:18] 就应了那句俗话了

[00:00:21] 人走时气马走膘

[00:00:24] 兔子走食气

[00:00:26] 枪都打不着啊

[00:00:29] 哎呦

[00:00:30] 真是天赐的良机

[00:00:33] 这点儿也不怎么赶的这么正

[00:00:37] 进了王宫之后

[00:00:39] 他低着脑袋

[00:00:41] 这是有分寸的地方

[00:00:43] 连大气儿都不敢哼一声啊

[00:00:47] 拐弯抹角

[00:00:49] 五步一楼

[00:00:50] 十步一阁

[00:00:53] 最后奔后宫了

[00:00:56] 高俅用眼角余光一看

[00:00:59] 是个大院子

[00:01:01] 有一帮人又说又笑的

[00:01:04] 他偷眼一看

[00:01:05] 干什么呢

[00:01:05] 在这踢球呢

[00:01:09] 御林军的头目告诉他

[00:01:11] 站站儿

[00:01:13] 王爷正在玩儿呢

[00:01:15] 一会儿再来见你啊

[00:01:17] 等候传见问话

[00:01:19] 是是是

[00:01:21] 高俅托这个牌儿啊

[00:01:23] 就在旁边站着等着

[00:01:25] 也没人管他

[00:01:27] 他把头就抬起来了

[00:01:29] 他一打量这端王

[00:01:31] 头上戴着三叉束发紫金冠

[00:01:36] 脑门儿上安着一颗挺大的东珠啊

[00:01:40] 秃突烂灿

[00:01:41] 光滑夺目

[00:01:43] 身着穿着软梢的龙袍

[00:01:47] 腰里系着金带

[00:01:50] 前后底筋儿都掖到带子上的

[00:01:53] 下头是滚裤

[00:01:54] 穿着靴子

[00:01:56] 唉

[00:01:57] 这球踢的还不错呢

[00:01:58] 有十

[00:02:00] 十来个人陪着他踢球

[00:02:04] 又说又笑的

[00:02:05] 他这才知道

[00:02:06] 这端王感情岁数不大

[00:02:09] 看那样

[00:02:10] 不到二十岁

[00:02:12] 面似银盆

[00:02:13] 五官端正

[00:02:15] 长得满俊俏风流啊

[00:02:18] 啊

[00:02:19] 等着吧

[00:02:22] 您说这个事儿有多巧啊

[00:02:24] 平安杆上

[00:02:25] 端王啊

[00:02:27] 这球没踢好

[00:02:30] 一脚踢空了

[00:02:31] 这个球揉一下

[00:02:33] 奔高俅这边儿飞来了

[00:02:37] 高俅也不从哪儿来的胆子

[00:02:40] 一时的高兴

[00:02:42] 露了一手

[00:02:44] 他还托这盘子呢

[00:02:46] 就使了个鸳鸯拐啊

[00:02:49] 啪

[00:02:51] 这球儿没落地

[00:02:52] 让他给踢起来了

[00:02:54] 而且把这球儿就传给端王

[00:02:59] 端王一看

[00:03:00] 是非常高兴

[00:03:02] 唉呦

[00:03:04] 这鸳鸯拐太漂亮了

[00:03:06] 这

[00:03:07] 这谁踢的这是

[00:03:08] 唉

[00:03:09] 我

[00:03:10] 我得问问他

[00:03:11] 是谁闹了半天

[00:03:14] 这个端王

[00:03:16] 也是个风流王爷

[00:03:18] 不务正业

[00:03:20] 嫁婴玩狗

[00:03:21] 呃

[00:03:22] 踢球养花

[00:03:25] 凡是人间开心的事儿

[00:03:27] 他都喜欢

[00:03:29] 尤其迷恋这球儿

[00:03:33] 早在唐宋年间

[00:03:36] 中国这个马球和踢的这种球儿

[00:03:40] 非常盛行

[00:03:43] 尤其是踢的这种球

[00:03:47] 估计呀

[00:03:47] 不能像现在那足球似的

[00:03:50] 他那阵儿也不会充气

[00:03:53] 外边儿有用皮革的

[00:03:56] 有用丝线的

[00:03:58] 里边儿装上棉花

[00:04:00] 把它缝上啊

[00:04:02] 绣的非常好看

[00:04:03] 那也有弹性儿

[00:04:06] 尤其踢的这种球儿

[00:04:09] 能踢出不少花点儿来

[00:04:12] 什么苏秦背剑哪

[00:04:14] 二郎单山哪

[00:04:15] 鸳鸯拐呀

[00:04:18] 唉 明目繁多

[00:04:21] 就好像踢那毽子似的

[00:04:24] 往往这个人要踢好了一个多时辰

[00:04:28] 这球儿都不落地

[00:04:30] 是最好锻炼身体的一种方法

[00:04:34] 这端王就喜欢踢球儿

[00:04:38] 高兴了

[00:04:39] 等球踢完了

[00:04:41] 端王擦着汗过来了

[00:04:44] 你是谁呀

[00:04:45] 高俅赶紧跪下了

[00:04:47] 连头也不敢抬了

[00:04:50] 小人高二师也

[00:04:53] 奉驸马都尉所差

[00:04:55] 给您送礼物来了

[00:04:58] 什么礼物

[00:05:00] 呃

[00:05:00] 镇纸的玉狮子

[00:05:02] 还有玉龙笔架

[00:05:04] 哦 唉嗨嗨

[00:05:07] 我这姐夫还真认真哪

[00:05:11] 好好好好好

[00:05:12] 他连看也没看

[00:05:14] 让人把这金盒接过去了

[00:05:17] 但是呢

[00:05:18] 他问高俅

[00:05:20] 问 你叫高二

[00:05:21] 正是

[00:05:23] 市井上的人

[00:05:24] 都管我叫高俅

[00:05:26] 因为我爱踢球

[00:05:28] 是吗

[00:05:29] 刚才你这脚儿踢的不错呀

[00:05:31] 来来来 过来

[00:05:32] 过来

[00:05:33] 给我踢一踢

[00:05:35] 在王爷驾前

[00:05:36] 我焉敢造次

[00:05:38] 吓死我也不敢

[00:05:40] 唉 没说的

[00:05:41] 玩儿嘛

[00:05:42] 这算什么玩意儿

[00:05:43] 踢踢踢

[00:05:46] 高俅说什么也不敢踢

[00:05:49] 陪王伴驾的那些人儿都过来了

[00:05:52] 我说你这人儿

[00:05:53] 怎么死脑崩壳了呢

[00:05:56] 王爷说话

[00:05:57] 这叫君旨啊

[00:05:58] 叫你踢你就踢嘛

[00:06:00] 你怕什么

[00:06:02] 高俅实在没办法

[00:06:04] 站起来了

[00:06:05] 千岁

[00:06:07] 如此说来

[00:06:09] 小人可献丑了

[00:06:11] 踢吧 没说的

[00:06:13] 这高俅把他们家那点儿钱哪

[00:06:16] 都这么败的

[00:06:18] 踢的真不错呀

[00:06:21] 他心说

[00:06:22] 上哪儿找这机会去

[00:06:24] 有钢得使到刃儿上啊

[00:06:27] 货卖十家

[00:06:29] 因此

[00:06:30] 高俅集中了精力

[00:06:33] 施展平生所学的能耐

[00:06:37] 踢开球儿了

[00:06:39] 这家踢的什么

[00:06:41] 天女散花呀

[00:06:44] 向子提篮哪

[00:06:45] 二郎担山哪

[00:06:47] 麻姑拜兽

[00:06:48] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:06:51] 这球儿就好像粘到他身上一样

[00:06:55] 端王背着手儿在这看着

[00:06:57] 眼睛都看直了

[00:06:58] 好

[00:07:00] 好眼好好

[00:07:02] 太好了

[00:07:03] 高俅提完了

[00:07:05] 赶紧跪下了

[00:07:07] 王爷恕罪

[00:07:08] 没说的

[00:07:13] 想不到你小子还有这么两手

[00:07:16] 唉 我问你

[00:07:18] 你在驸马都尉府担任何职

[00:07:23] 小人头上没有功名

[00:07:26] 无非是个贴身的跟随

[00:07:29] 哎呦

[00:07:31] 那可屈了你的材料了

[00:07:34] 别走了

[00:07:35] 留到我宫里头吧

[00:07:36] 从今以后

[00:07:37] 陪着我踢球

[00:07:40] 一句话

[00:07:40] 留下了

[00:07:43] 等到第二天

[00:07:45] 端王请驸马都尉吃饭

[00:07:48] 王晋卿来了

[00:07:50] 俩人一见面儿

[00:07:52] 端王先谢过姐夫送的礼物

[00:07:55] 然后话锋一转

[00:07:57] 提到高俅

[00:07:59] 我姐夫

[00:08:01] 你那个贴身的跟班儿

[00:08:03] 那高俅不错呀

[00:08:05] 那球儿踢的好

[00:08:07] 我挺喜欢他

[00:08:08] 能不能赏我个薄面

[00:08:10] 把他留到我的宫中

[00:08:12] 陪着我踢球

[00:08:13] 那不太行了吗

[00:08:15] 唉

[00:08:16] 打这儿之后

[00:08:17] 高俅留到端王府里了

[00:08:20] 天天陪着端王踢球

[00:08:24] 端王一高兴

[00:08:25] 赏他饭食

[00:08:28] 他发现

[00:08:28] 高俅还不光是会踢球儿

[00:08:31] 我什么都懂

[00:08:33] 没事儿

[00:08:33] 这个端王还唱两嗓子

[00:08:36] 高俅又拉又弹啊

[00:08:39] 跳的的时候啊

[00:08:41] 高俅跳的还更欢

[00:08:43] 这人儿还全才

[00:08:45] 呵

[00:08:46] 哎呦

[00:08:47] 端王可就离不开他了

[00:08:49] 二人是形影不离

[00:08:52] 打这之后

[00:08:54] 高俅这腰板儿拔的就更直了

[00:08:59] 您说人这一生

[00:09:00] 这个机遇真难得呀

[00:09:04] 就是本年三月

[00:09:07] 哲宗皇帝一命呜呼

[00:09:12] 在位坐了十八年

[00:09:14] 验了家了

[00:09:16] 这哲宗皇帝还没儿子

[00:09:20] 那谁来继承皇位呢

[00:09:23] 经文武百官大家祭艺多时

[00:09:28] 决定由端王继承大统

[00:09:33] 就哲宗的九兄弟

[00:09:37] 端王摇身一变

[00:09:39] 继皇帝位了

[00:09:41] 你看

[00:09:41] 这还了得

[00:09:43] 高俅跟着也成了半仙之体了

[00:09:48] 那么这个端王继皇帝位

[00:09:50] 就是历史上著了名的风流皇帝宋徽宗

[00:09:56] 您看那个电视连续剧李诗师

[00:10:00] 那里边儿不重点描写这宋徽宗吗

[00:10:04] 这是未来的道君天子

[00:10:06] 这位什么都好

[00:10:10] 可是继位之后

[00:10:11] 国家比较太平

[00:10:13] 也没什么事儿他干去那个享福的

[00:10:18] 哎呀

[00:10:19] 心说这高俅怎么办呢

[00:10:21] 我现在是皇帝了

[00:10:23] 不能没事儿老去踢球去了

[00:10:26] 这

[00:10:26] 这人还真不错

[00:10:28] 这样吧

[00:10:28] 我得提拔提拔他

[00:10:31] 先叫枢密院给高俅补了个名字

[00:10:37] 你不在枢密院补名儿

[00:10:40] 你发放他官儿

[00:10:41] 这玩儿他不合乎手续

[00:10:44] 让他到枢密院跟着学习了有一年去深造起来

[00:10:51] 那高俅他聪明啊

[00:10:54] 混了一年之后

[00:10:56] 徽宗下旨

[00:10:59] 这一道旨意

[00:11:00] 就加封高俅是三司太尉

[00:11:03] 经营殿帅

[00:11:07] 这真是破格提拔呀

[00:11:10] 那高俅算个什么呢

[00:11:14] 连个未入流都不是

[00:11:15] 按现在新词儿说呢

[00:11:18] 连个副副科级都不够

[00:11:22] 这一下提拔的三司太尉呀

[00:11:26] 大理寺

[00:11:28] 督察院

[00:11:29] 刑部都归他管

[00:11:31] 另外五侠儿是精英殿帅

[00:11:34] 管着八十万御林军

[00:11:39] 把高俅乐的在被窝里嘣儿吧直折跟头

[00:11:45] 唉呦

[00:11:46] 真没想到

[00:11:47] 我这主子

[00:11:47] 唉呀

[00:11:48] 我的主子

[00:11:49] 我得怎么感谢你呀

[00:11:52] 唉 为了我

[00:11:53] 肝肝脑地地

[00:11:55] 叫我干么

[00:11:56] 我干什么么

[00:11:58] 旨意意发下

[00:12:00] 文武百官也是出乎意料之外呀

[00:12:03] 那没办法呀

[00:12:05] 皇上得意的红人儿

[00:12:07] 谁敢说个不字

[00:12:10] 挑良辰

[00:12:11] 择吉日

[00:12:12] 这位经营殿帅是走马上任

[00:12:18] 但是高俅啊

[00:12:19] 知道自己是怎么回事儿

[00:12:22] 他恐怕天下人不服啊

[00:12:26] 在东京汴梁有几个不知他这无赖的

[00:12:30] 他混了多少年了

[00:12:32] 一个踢球的无赖

[00:12:34] 居然当了太尉

[00:12:36] 别人要瞧不起我怎么办呢

[00:12:39] 哼

[00:12:40] 我这阵儿手握大权

[00:12:43] 谁不服气

[00:12:44] 我就收拾他

[00:12:46] 嗯 我看谁敢

[00:12:49] 此此

[00:12:49] 他是新官上任三把火

[00:12:52] 到殿帅府之后

[00:12:54] 发出放告牌去

[00:12:57] 马上宣布

[00:12:59] 头 某不到

[00:13:00] 八十军棍

[00:13:01] 二某不到

[00:13:02] 插剑游营

[00:13:04] 三某不到

[00:13:05] 枭首示众

[00:13:09] 到这儿把殿帅府这些人就给套上紧箍咒了

[00:13:15] 等他到任的这一天

[00:13:17] 金鼓大作

[00:13:19] 辕门大开

[00:13:20] 这家是紫袍金带

[00:13:22] 威风凛凛

[00:13:24] 升坐恭背

[00:13:26] 手下参将牙将能有好几百呀

[00:13:31] 排列在两旁

[00:13:33] 给太尉叩头

[00:13:36] 免

[00:13:38] 高俅小腰板儿八倍儿直

[00:13:40] 小嘴儿撇的跟瓢似的

[00:13:43] 哼

[00:13:44] 唉呀

[00:13:44] 还真有点儿价

[00:13:45] 还命令军政司

[00:13:48] 点某

[00:13:50] 军政司抱着花名册

[00:13:52] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:13:53] 一点

[00:13:55] 有一个人缺席没来

[00:13:58] 八十万禁军的教头王进没来

[00:14:03] 高俅把脸往下一沉

[00:14:05] 啪

[00:14:06] 把桌子一排

[00:14:08] 王进何许人也

[00:14:12] 本官头天到任

[00:14:14] 他因何就勿卯不来呀

[00:14:18] 军政司赶紧回话

[00:14:21] 太尉

[00:14:23] 这个王进哪

[00:14:24] 病了半个月了

[00:14:25] 有病状在此

[00:14:28] 并非因为太尉到任他不来

[00:14:31] 他能有那么大胆子吗

[00:14:33] 现在在家养病的

[00:14:34] 您不信

[00:14:35] 这有他的病状

[00:14:38] 什么叫病状呢

[00:14:40] 按新词儿说

[00:14:41] 就诊断书

[00:14:43] 有病了

[00:14:44] 什么原因呢

[00:14:45] 什么病啊

[00:14:46] 你这上写都清楚

[00:14:48] 高俅看了一眼

[00:14:50] 哼

[00:14:51] 什么有病

[00:14:53] 分明是鸟翅

[00:14:54] 本官娶几个人儿

[00:14:58] 把他给我带来

[00:15:01] 走不了

[00:15:01] 抬也把他抬来

[00:15:05] 大伙儿一瞅

[00:15:05] 这太尉脾气还挺大

[00:15:08] 没办法

[00:15:10] 去了四个人儿

[00:15:11] 找王进去了

[00:15:13] 王进住的顺城街

[00:15:15] 离这金良桥啊

[00:15:16] 不远

[00:15:18] 你看这王进

[00:15:19] 身为八十万军的教头

[00:15:22] 按理说也够份儿了

[00:15:25] 但这人很简朴

[00:15:28] 住着一个小院儿

[00:15:29] 三间房

[00:15:31] 他还没媳妇儿

[00:15:33] 跟他年迈的老母相依为命啊

[00:15:38] 王进的确是有病啊

[00:15:41] 最近这两天

[00:15:42] 多少见点儿好

[00:15:44] 拄着棍儿可以在屋里来回溜了

[00:15:46] 唉

[00:15:47] 这药吃的太多了

[00:15:49] 正这时候

[00:15:50] 棋牌官进来了

[00:15:53] 因为王进呢

[00:15:54] 没架子

[00:15:56] 这人也随和

[00:15:57] 上上下下的都跟他处的不错

[00:16:00] 这几位棋牌官进来之后

[00:16:03] 脸色儿都变了

[00:16:06] 王教头啊

[00:16:07] 也大祸临头了

[00:16:10] 嚯

[00:16:11] 怎么了

[00:16:13] 唉呦

[00:16:13] 咱这儿来个新太尉呀

[00:16:16] 高太尉

[00:16:18] 新官上任三把火呀

[00:16:22] 头一天坐大堂

[00:16:24] 就点某点到你头上了

[00:16:27] 你不在

[00:16:28] 太尉冲冲大怒

[00:16:31] 要把你带去问话

[00:16:33] 你可要多加谨慎

[00:16:36] 一句话答错了

[00:16:39] 就可能有灭顶之灾呀

[00:16:43] 王进说 各位

[00:16:44] 我有病在家

[00:16:46] 你们都知道

[00:16:47] 我请了假了

[00:16:49] 有病状

[00:16:50] 唉呀

[00:16:52] 太尉连看都不看

[00:16:54] 这不叫我们几个人儿来带你吗

[00:16:57] 你多加谨慎

[00:17:00] 王进也害了

[00:17:01] 怕了

[00:17:02] 没有办法

[00:17:03] 拄着棍儿跟着这几个人

[00:17:07] 走一步歇一步啊

[00:17:09] 喘着气儿

[00:17:10] 好不容易到了京营殿帅府

[00:17:14] 这高俅啊

[00:17:15] 真有耐心

[00:17:16] 房儿还真在这儿等着呢

[00:17:18] 王进在下边恭候着

[00:17:21] 有人到里边儿一送信儿

[00:17:23] 高俅把桌子一拍

[00:17:24] 掰下来

[00:17:27] 待王进

[00:17:28] 王进上堂

[00:17:32] 王进低着头往上走

[00:17:34] 一瞅 真凶啊

[00:17:36] 好嘛

[00:17:38] 我可真得注点儿意呀

[00:17:40] 到了上面

[00:17:41] 他就跪下了

[00:17:42] 拿磕膝盖当脚走

[00:17:45] 爬了多时

[00:17:46] 到垫脚之下

[00:17:48] 连头也不敢抬

[00:17:50] 小人王进

[00:17:52] 参见太尉

[00:17:56] 高俅伸着个脖子往下看看

[00:18:01] 你是谁呀

[00:18:03] 小人王进

[00:18:05] 官军何职

[00:18:08] 八十万禁军的教头

[00:18:11] 高王进

[00:18:14] 我且问你

[00:18:17] 你因何没病说有病

[00:18:21] 嗯

[00:18:22] 你拿着国家的俸禄

[00:18:24] 吃着国家的钱粮

[00:18:26] 不给国家干事儿

[00:18:28] 你在家没事养闲闲啊

[00:18:32] 尤其本太尉坐堂

[00:18:35] 你明知是这么回事儿

[00:18:38] 避而不见

[00:18:40] 真是狗胆包天

[00:18:42] 莫非你敢以小反上不成

[00:18:46] 你还小瞧本官不成

[00:18:50] 这叫找邪茬儿

[00:18:53] 王进赶紧往上叩头

[00:18:55] 太尉

[00:18:56] 小人吓死我也不敢

[00:18:58] 我的确在家养病啊

[00:19:02] 不信太尉派人到药铺去问

[00:19:05] 我一共吃了多少药

[00:19:08] 而且我请假那天

[00:19:10] 有病状为证

[00:19:12] 别说了

[00:19:15] 你有病

[00:19:15] 你怎么来了呢

[00:19:17] 啊

[00:19:18] 你不是起不来吗

[00:19:21] 太尉召唤

[00:19:22] 我焉敢不来

[00:19:24] 还是的

[00:19:26] 你能来

[00:19:27] 就说明你没病

[00:19:30] 今天我非得教训教训你不可

[00:19:33] 来啊

[00:19:34] 拉到下头

[00:19:35] 重打八十

[00:19:37] 狠狠给我打

[00:19:39] 棍棍见血

[00:19:44] 两旁人一看

[00:19:45] 这怎么办呢

[00:19:46] 把王进拉下去了

[00:19:48] 王进有病啊

[00:19:49] 慢说揍八十

[00:19:51] 揍四十

[00:19:52] 这人就交代了

[00:19:55] 有很多的人

[00:19:56] 跟王进的关系处的都不错

[00:19:59] 大伙儿互相一使眼色

[00:20:01] 呼啦朝跪倒一大片

[00:20:03] 太尉容禀

[00:20:05] 王进身体虚弱

[00:20:07] 确实有病

[00:20:10] 可今天呢

[00:20:11] 就是有病

[00:20:11] 他也应该来给太尉祝贺

[00:20:15] 他不来是不对的

[00:20:17] 打他八十不算多

[00:20:19] 但是今天是大喜的日子

[00:20:22] 别因为他把喜事给冲了

[00:20:26] 万望太尉高抬贵手

[00:20:28] 下不为例

[00:20:30] 太尉开恩吧

[00:20:33] 越贵人越多

[00:20:34] 一大片

[00:20:35] 一百来人

[00:20:37] 高俅一看

[00:20:39] 形势不太妙

[00:20:41] 看来这王进人缘儿还是不错的

[00:20:44] 唉

[00:20:44] 要不怎么这么多人给他求情呢

[00:20:48] 他寻思了一会儿

[00:20:49] 好吧

[00:20:51] 你们众人说的也对

[00:20:54] 不能因为他

[00:20:55] 把我的喜事给冲了

[00:20:58] 把王进退回来

[00:21:00] 王进上堂

[00:21:01] 二次跪倒

[00:21:02] 王进哪

[00:21:03] 这事儿可没完啊

[00:21:05] 先给你记上这笔账

[00:21:07] 三天之后

[00:21:08] 我还要打押去

[00:21:12] 滚回去听信儿

[00:21:15] 他退了堂了

[00:21:17] 唉呀

[00:21:18] 王进回到家里

[00:21:20] 往床上一倒

[00:21:21] 蒙头大哭啊

[00:21:23] 完了完了

[00:21:26] 这才叫闭门家中坐

[00:21:29] 祸从天上来呀

[00:21:32] 我惹着谁

[00:21:33] 招着谁了

[00:21:35] 他娘就问

[00:21:36] 儿啊

[00:21:37] 你哭什么

[00:21:38] 王进把经过讲述一遍

[00:21:40] 最后他说

[00:21:41] 娘啊

[00:21:42] 您猜这官儿是谁呀

[00:21:45] 我在下堂的时候

[00:21:46] 偷眼看了一下

[00:21:48] 我才认出来

[00:21:50] 乃是市井的无赖

[00:21:52] 那个高二

[00:21:55] 唉呀

[00:21:56] 不知道这小子走了什么鸿运了

[00:21:58] 做了三司太尉呀

[00:22:02] 您记得吗

[00:22:03] 当年我爹王升曾经还打过他呀

[00:22:10] 就因为他耍无赖

[00:22:12] 让我爹给堵上了

[00:22:14] 揍他一顿棒子

[00:22:16] 他趴了仨月没下地呀

[00:22:19] 而今

[00:22:20] 他要公报私仇啊

[00:22:24] 我爹不在了

[00:22:25] 他要拿我撒气呀

[00:22:27] 看来

[00:22:28] 他非把我整死不可呀

[00:22:32] 这呦

[00:22:32] 娘儿俩哭不哭到黑天

[00:22:37] 老太太挺有主意

[00:22:40] 孩子哭也没用

[00:22:44] 常言说得好

[00:22:45] 惹不起

[00:22:47] 咱躲得起

[00:22:50] 我看这碗饭儿你也甭吃了

[00:22:53] 收拾东西

[00:22:54] 咱们赶紧离开京城

[00:22:56] 远远的躲避去吧

[00:23:00] 娘啊

[00:23:01] 躲了初一躲不了十五

[00:23:04] 咱们往哪儿去呀

[00:23:06] 儿啊

[00:23:08] 你还记得你爹在世之时

[00:23:12] 有个老上司

[00:23:14] 此人姓仲

[00:23:15] 叫仲良啊

[00:23:18] 现在是延安府的镇守使啊

[00:23:22] 那个人蛮忠厚的

[00:23:24] 跟你爹处的也不错

[00:23:26] 儿啊

[00:23:27] 干脆咱们到延安府去投奔他去吧

[00:23:31] 看在你爹的份上

[00:23:33] 讨碗饭吃还是比较容易的

[00:23:38] 好吧

[00:23:39] 也只好如此了

[00:23:42] 下了狠心了

[00:23:44] 不走不行啊

[00:23:47] 王进看得出

[00:23:48] 高俅这小子是条狼啊

[00:23:50] 他要把你盯上

[00:23:51] 你还有个好吗

[00:23:53] 不怕县官

[00:23:55] 就怕县管

[00:23:57] 这上眼皮呀

[00:23:58] 你可得罪不了

[00:24:00] 嘿嘿

[00:24:01] 尤其是个上眼皮

[00:24:04] 他要赏识你

[00:24:06] 提拔你

[00:24:08] 也许你这一辈子从此飞黄腾达

[00:24:13] 他要报复你

[00:24:14] 找你的毛病

[00:24:16] 也许你这一辈子永无出头之日啊

[00:24:21] 这一点都不假呀

[00:24:24] 王进跟母亲商量好了

[00:24:27] 粗笨的东西都不要

[00:24:31] 唉

[00:24:31] 收拾了金银细软

[00:24:34] 常换的衣服

[00:24:35] 打了俩大包袱

[00:24:38] 弄个挑儿

[00:24:39] 他要挑着

[00:24:40] 那位说不有病吗

[00:24:41] 这阵儿也没病了

[00:24:44] 上大堂吓出一身透汗来

[00:24:46] 唉

[00:24:46] 这病还真就好了

[00:24:49] 再者

[00:24:49] 说不好也得走到了三天

[00:24:53] 高俅找他毛病

[00:24:54] 怎么办呢

[00:24:56] 就这样收拾好了

[00:24:58] 说那么容易走吗

[00:25:00] 门上有人

[00:25:02] 如果不把这人给甩掉了

[00:25:05] 想走

[00:25:06] 势比登天

[00:25:08] 那怎么办呢

[00:25:09] 王进有主意了

[00:25:10] 我必须如此这般

[00:25:13] 这般如此