《Why Don’t Women Like Me?》歌词

[00:00:00] Why Don't Women Like Me? - Clinton Ford

[00:00:05] Now I know I'm not handsome

[00:00:08] No good looks or wealth

[00:00:10] But the girls I chase say my plain face

[00:00:12] Will compromise their health

[00:00:15] Now I know fellahs worse than me

[00:00:17] Bow-legged and boss-eyed

[00:00:20] Walking out with lovely women

[00:00:22] Clinging to their side

[00:00:25] Now if women like them like men like those

[00:00:27] Why don't women like me

[00:00:30] Look at Empress Josephine

[00:00:32] The most attractive woman that ever was seen

[00:00:35] Yet Napoleon short and fat

[00:00:37] Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

[00:00:39] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:00:42] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:00:45] Why don't women like me

[00:00:52] Last night I went out walking

[00:00:54] My intentions were to click

[00:00:57] But the sights I saw while walking out

[00:01:00] They nearly made me sick

[00:01:02] I saw a lot of lovely girls

[00:01:04] Attractive little dears

[00:01:07] Arm in arm with ugly men

[00:01:09] With cauliflower ears

[00:01:12] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:15] Why don't women like me

[00:01:17] What can the attraction be

[00:01:19] That's the thing that always starts to worry me

[00:01:22] Although I haven't got a bean

[00:01:24] I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

[00:01:27] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:30] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:01:32] Why don't women like me

[00:01:40] Now I went on my holidays

[00:01:42] Down to the gay seaside

[00:01:44] I saw a lot of things there

[00:01:47] Being hidden by the tide

[00:01:49] The way the women jumped around

[00:01:52] The men there in the sea

[00:01:54] Made me think that there

[00:01:56] Is still a good chance left for me

[00:01:59] 'Cause if women like them like men like those

[00:02:02] Why don't women like me

[00:02:05] Of all the shapes and sizes there

[00:02:07] I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare

[00:02:09] Oh I don't want to be a nark

[00:02:12] I saw a lot of things below the water mark

[00:02:14] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:17] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:02:19] Why don't women like me

[00:02:22] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:24] Why don't women like me

[00:02:27] Take Lord Nelson with one limb

[00:02:29] Lady William Hamilton she fell for him

[00:02:32] With one eye and one arm gone west

[00:02:34] She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

[00:02:37] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:39] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:02:42] Why don't women like me