《续集 第79集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:06] 书接前文

[00:00:09] 秦琼

[00:00:10] 程咬金头疼

[00:00:13] 一个当了元帅

[00:00:15] 一个做了大将军

[00:00:18] 这算走上正路了

[00:00:21] 哥俩心里格外的高兴

[00:00:24] 但是美景不长

[00:00:26] 战端又起

[00:00:30] 长安接着警报了

[00:00:32] 鸡冠子王刘武周发兵15 万

[00:00:37] 派大将尉迟恭领兵带队

[00:00:41] 日抢三关

[00:00:42] 夜夺八寨

[00:00:44] 来势甚猛啊

[00:00:47] 大有推倒唐朝之意

[00:00:52] 那么怎么办呢

[00:00:54] 李渊升殿议事

[00:00:56] 秦王李世民建议

[00:00:59] 迟早我们也得开兵见仗

[00:01:02] 现在休养生息的也不错了

[00:01:05] 那当兵的就得打仗

[00:01:07] 光吃白饭有什么用啊

[00:01:09] 那么他来得正好

[00:01:11] 这也是个练兵的好机会

[00:01:13] 父亲你就降职吧

[00:01:16] 因此

[00:01:17] 李渊当时拍板做出决定

[00:01:20] 任命秦琼为兵马督招讨大元帅

[00:01:24] 徐茂公为先锋

[00:01:27] 秦王李世民为总监军

[00:01:30] 钱不正

[00:01:31] 印先锋官大刀王玄、王君可

[00:01:35] 副先锋尤俊达

[00:01:37] 金甲铜环

[00:01:39] 范虎、连明等人随行

[00:01:42] 点兵出发

[00:01:44] 是迎战御之功

[00:01:47] 有话则长

[00:01:49] 无话则短呢

[00:01:51] 秦琼下教军场

[00:01:52] 点了大兵之后

[00:01:54] 则即日起身

[00:01:56] 炮响震天是兵发白壁关

[00:02:02] 咱们单说前边

[00:02:03] 正印先行官

[00:02:05] 大刀王君可

[00:02:06] 尤同

[00:02:07] 尤俊达

[00:02:08] 领兵3万

[00:02:10] 逢山开道

[00:02:11] 遇水搭桥

[00:02:12] 非止一日

[00:02:13] 这天到了白帝关下

[00:02:17] 选好了地形

[00:02:18] 安营扎寨

[00:02:21] 王君

[00:02:22] 可跟尤俊达一商量

[00:02:25] 尤俊达就说呀

[00:02:27] 我哥哥

[00:02:28] 咱甭等元帅了

[00:02:31] 什么个尉迟恭

[00:02:32] 哪儿冒出来的

[00:02:33] 他算干嘛的

[00:02:35] 我在路上打听了

[00:02:37] 我听说这尉迟恭是个打铁的出身

[00:02:41] 大字不识

[00:02:42] 一个大老粗

[00:02:43] 无非呀

[00:02:45] 就有把子力气

[00:02:47] 像这种人呢

[00:02:48] 好对付

[00:02:50] 不等元帅来

[00:02:51] 咱把他收拾了也就是了

[00:02:54] 王璇点头

[00:02:56] 不过

[00:02:56] 咱不可轻敌呀啊

[00:02:59] 还要审慎对待

[00:03:01] 当天传下令去严守营寨

[00:03:05] 次日平民饱餐

[00:03:07] 战犯点兵1万在关前亮队

[00:03:12] 王军可尤俊达讨爹骂阵

[00:03:15] 等候了多时

[00:03:17] 就听见白帝关城中炮响了三声

[00:03:20] 关门大开

[00:03:22] 放下吊桥

[00:03:24] 一伙儿人马杀下关来也在关前列队

[00:03:29] 两军队员呢

[00:03:32] 王军可尤俊达立马横兵器定睛观看

[00:03:37] 好家伙

[00:03:39] 一看关上杀下来的军兵一色黑

[00:03:44] 黑军装

[00:03:45] 黑号坎

[00:03:47] 黑旗号

[00:03:49] 好像一片乌云

[00:03:51] 在正中央都旗之下

[00:03:54] 一员大将

[00:03:56] 两个人大吃了一惊

[00:03:58] 一看这员大将跳下马来

[00:04:01] 平顶

[00:04:02] 身高能有一丈一尺六

[00:04:05] 真是高人一头

[00:04:07] 扎人一臂啊

[00:04:08] 头上戴着斑卷荷叶乌金盔

[00:04:14] 搂海带

[00:04:15] 绣八宝

[00:04:16] 密匝匝上扣金钉

[00:04:18] 头上飘洒着13 曲的红缨

[00:04:22] 体挂乌金宝甲

[00:04:25] 外罩皂罗袍

[00:04:26] 大黑马掌中丈八蛇矛枪

[00:04:32] 鹿皮套里头装着大将的18 节紫金鞭

[00:04:38] 弯弓插箭呢

[00:04:40] 再看这员大将

[00:04:42] 大脸盘子

[00:04:45] 九转狮子朱砂眉

[00:04:47] 一张大黑脸

[00:04:49] 狮子鼻子方海口

[00:04:51] 连鬓乐腮的短胡子茬

[00:04:53] 两只大眼弩出框外光华闪烁呀

[00:04:59] 真好

[00:04:59] 像烟熏的太岁

[00:05:01] 是火燎的金刚

[00:05:04] 人赛猛虎

[00:05:05] 马赛欢龙一马汤凡

[00:05:09] 哗哗哗哗啦哗啦哗啦哗啦哗啦哗

[00:05:17] 哥俩

[00:05:17] 你看看我

[00:05:18] 我看看你呀

[00:05:19] 一看这旗号

[00:05:21] 就知道来者非别

[00:05:24] 正是劲敌尉迟敬德

[00:05:28] 就这尉迟恭人送绰号叫皂袍将军

[00:05:35] 那么说到这儿

[00:05:37] 咱简短的做个介绍

[00:05:40] 这个尉迟恭后来也投唐了

[00:05:44] 跟秦琼处的是关系磨密呀

[00:05:48] 不次于贾柳楼的把兄弟

[00:05:51] 现在还没有

[00:05:52] 现在各为其主

[00:05:55] 这尉迟恭啊

[00:05:56] 是山西人

[00:05:59] 祖居山西朔州麻衣县的人

[00:06:04] 那他真是打铁的出身

[00:06:06] 他父亲就是打铁的

[00:06:08] 手艺还不错

[00:06:09] 打个刀枪棍棒了无一不精

[00:06:13] 诶两臂一晃能有800斤的力量

[00:06:17] 这尉迟恭天生长得这块大长得也黑

[00:06:21] 从小的时候叫铁蛋儿

[00:06:24] 后来叫大铁蛋儿

[00:06:25] 嗯

[00:06:26] 后来叫大老黑

[00:06:28] 一直延续至今

[00:06:30] 这人心地良善

[00:06:32] 十分耿直

[00:06:34] 不会拐弯抹角

[00:06:35] 有什么就说什么

[00:06:38] 往往这样的人呢

[00:06:40] 他还吃亏

[00:06:42] 后来因为他有手艺

[00:06:44] 日子过得还过得去

[00:06:46] 娶亲没事

[00:06:49] 您别看尉迟恭长得不怎么地人高马大

[00:06:52] 诶

[00:06:53] 没事

[00:06:55] 是个绝代的佳人

[00:06:57] 长得小巧玲珑

[00:07:00] 细皮嫩肉

[00:07:02] 不但人样子长得好

[00:07:04] 而且人心地良善呢

[00:07:08] 这个人非常非常贤良

[00:07:12] 特别具有女人味

[00:07:15] 夫妻结婚之后

[00:07:17] 夫唱妇随

[00:07:19] 感情密切

[00:07:21] 恩爱有加

[00:07:24] 但是尉迟恭这人呢

[00:07:26] 不敢打铁呀

[00:07:28] 这一辈子就打铁什么也不干了吗

[00:07:32] 尉迟恭

[00:07:32] 没事儿就练武

[00:07:34] 你看他长得粗野

[00:07:36] 在练武方面

[00:07:38] 诶

[00:07:39] 他不具会心

[00:07:41] 看着就会

[00:07:42] 看着就会

[00:07:44] 世上无难事

[00:07:46] 就怕有心人

[00:07:47] 因此

[00:07:48] 尉迟公对十八般兵器

[00:07:51] 排兵布阵、攻杀战守、逗引埋伏

[00:07:55] 样样精通

[00:07:57] 不认的字儿

[00:07:58] 他能背兵书

[00:07:59] 遇上的竟是高人

[00:08:02] 尤其擅使丈八蛇矛枪

[00:08:07] 后来尉迟公啊

[00:08:09] 跟媳妇儿商量

[00:08:11] 说现在兵荒马乱的年头啊

[00:08:15] 有道是乱世出英雄

[00:08:18] 我不甘心在农村打铁

[00:08:20] 我打算从军去

[00:08:23] 将来呢

[00:08:24] 建功立业

[00:08:25] 也升个一官半职的

[00:08:27] 改换门庭

[00:08:29] 你也跟着我享福

[00:08:31] 不知你意下如何

[00:08:34] 梅氏夫人呢

[00:08:36] 是标准封建年代的好女人

[00:08:39] 夫唱夫随嘛

[00:08:41] 丈夫说什么她不反对

[00:08:44] 没事

[00:08:44] 就说了

[00:08:45] 说大丈夫志在四方

[00:08:49] 那么

[00:08:49] 丈夫愿意投军

[00:08:52] 愿意为国效力

[00:08:53] 那我当然是高兴了

[00:08:56] 不过外头兵荒马乱

[00:08:58] 你要好自为之

[00:09:00] 夫人呐

[00:09:01] 把你扔下我不放心

[00:09:03] 你放心吧

[00:09:05] 我能够自保

[00:09:07] 家里生活也不成问题

[00:09:09] 你这要平安无事

[00:09:11] 我你就放心

[00:09:13] 不必管了

[00:09:14] 夫妻商量好了

[00:09:16] 等头走这天晚上没事

[00:09:19] 跟丈夫说了

[00:09:21] 说你走

[00:09:21] 有件事儿我得告诉你

[00:09:23] 我现在身怀路甲呀

[00:09:26] 揣上你的孩子

[00:09:29] 不知是男是女

[00:09:31] 如果孩子生下来你还没回来

[00:09:34] 你得给孩子起个名啊

[00:09:36] 你是当爹的

[00:09:38] 是吗

[00:09:39] 都有孩子了

[00:09:41] 哎呀

[00:09:41] 我要当爹了

[00:09:42] 太好了

[00:09:44] 这样吧

[00:09:46] 呃

[00:09:46] 要是生个女孩儿呢

[00:09:50] 早晚是人家的人

[00:09:52] 对不对呢

[00:09:53] 什么花啊

[00:09:55] 枝儿啊

[00:09:56] 你爱起啥名你就叫个啥名

[00:10:00] 如果要是个小子

[00:10:02] 能够传宗接代

[00:10:05] 嗯

[00:10:06] 诶

[00:10:08] 咱家门前不有片树林吗

[00:10:11] 干脆给这孩子起个名叫尉迟宝林

[00:10:17] 你听

[00:10:17] 怎么样

[00:10:18] 好

[00:10:19] 这名儿可太好了

[00:10:21] 生儿子就叫尉迟宝林

[00:10:24] 哎呀

[00:10:25] 我这一走

[00:10:26] 不定哪年哪月回来

[00:10:27] 咱什么时候见面也备不住

[00:10:31] 我这孩子生下来我都不认识

[00:10:34] 这样吧

[00:10:36] 尉迟恭啊

[00:10:37] 有一对宝鞭

[00:10:39] 18 节紫金鞭

[00:10:41] 这紫金鞭分雌雄

[00:10:44] 你看外表一样

[00:10:46] 就这分量

[00:10:47] 多多少少有点差别

[00:10:50] 他把雄鞭自己带着

[00:10:52] 把雌鞭留下来

[00:10:54] 交给媳妇儿

[00:10:55] 没事

[00:10:56] 说这就是18 节紫金鞭

[00:10:59] 诶

[00:11:00] 你把他留在身边

[00:11:01] 比如生下男孩

[00:11:03] 你把这边交给他

[00:11:05] 数年之后

[00:11:07] 我是认鞭不认人

[00:11:11] 以鞭为证

[00:11:12] 你千万可记住了

[00:11:15] 没事时

[00:11:16] 牢牢记住

[00:11:17] 夫妻洒泪分别

[00:11:20] 第二天

[00:11:21] 尉迟恭带着应用之物

[00:11:23] 牵着大黑马

[00:11:25] 带着蛇矛枪

[00:11:27] 报名参军

[00:11:29] 就赶奔朔州了

[00:11:31] 那时候大唐朝正在招兵

[00:11:33] 招兵的总管是俩人

[00:11:36] 一个是建成

[00:11:38] 一个是元姬

[00:11:40] 李渊的俩儿子

[00:11:41] 也就是李世民的哥哥跟三弟

[00:11:45] 这俩一个是白毛

[00:11:47] 一个是淘气

[00:11:48] 向来不务正业

[00:11:50] 你看李元、李树德四个儿子生龙活虎

[00:11:54] 大儿子李建成

[00:11:56] 二儿子李世民

[00:11:57] 三儿子李元吉

[00:11:59] 四儿子李元霸

[00:12:00] 这四个儿子

[00:12:02] 有俩有出息的

[00:12:03] 有俩没出息的

[00:12:04] 有出息的李世民、李元霸

[00:12:08] 没出息的李建成、李元吉

[00:12:12] 你看这老大跟老三狼狈为奸

[00:12:14] 主他俩处的不错

[00:12:18] 这也不怪呀

[00:12:19] 十个手指头伸出来还不一般齐呢

[00:12:23] 哪能说个顶个都有用啊

[00:12:25] 嗯

[00:12:26] 单说李建成

[00:12:28] 李元吉他爹做了皇上

[00:12:30] 他也高兴

[00:12:32] 现在是战乱的年代

[00:12:33] 需要有兵

[00:12:35] 这兵是现成的嘛

[00:12:36] 得招兵

[00:12:37] 得训练呢

[00:12:38] 得花钱呢

[00:12:40] 打仗赌的是什么

[00:12:41] 赌的就是钱呢

[00:12:43] 没有钱

[00:12:44] 没有人

[00:12:45] 什么也办不到

[00:12:46] 因此

[00:12:47] 李渊派他们到朔州招兵

[00:12:50] 他俩是招兵的总管

[00:12:52] 用不用大官小官他俩说了算

[00:12:56] 那爹是皇上啊

[00:12:58] 那有什么说的

[00:12:59] 他俩也是王爷

[00:13:01] 一个是尹王一个是齐王啊

[00:13:04] 到了朔州一住

[00:13:06] 他是作威作福啊

[00:13:09] 根本没把招兵的事儿放在心上

[00:13:12] 每天也离不开女人

[00:13:15] 每天也离不开酒

[00:13:16] 是花天酒地

[00:13:19] 但是招兵的布告一撒出去

[00:13:23] 老百姓是纷纷响应

[00:13:26] 有的是保家卫国

[00:13:28] 有的是为了吃口饱饭

[00:13:31] 有的是为了避难

[00:13:33] 不管什么目的吧

[00:13:34] 报名的太多太多了

[00:13:37] 尉迟恭也到了朔州找个地方住下了

[00:13:41] 诶也报了名字了

[00:13:43] 这一天得招兵总管决定啊

[00:13:46] 是用还是不用啊

[00:13:49] 按照招兵的规定

[00:13:51] 都得经过面试

[00:13:53] 得经过两个王子的点头

[00:13:55] 这才恩准他俩

[00:13:57] 不点头不好使唤

[00:14:00] 招兵的官员也到齐了

[00:14:02] 单说这天

[00:14:03] 尉迟恭早早的起来

[00:14:05] 来到教军场一看能有上千的人

[00:14:09] 尉迟恭就打听

[00:14:11] 怎么样

[00:14:12] 弟兄们

[00:14:12] 你们录取了吗

[00:14:14] 没有啊

[00:14:15] 我们等了好几天了

[00:14:17] 迟迟未见招兵总管的面儿

[00:14:21] 他们二位不点头

[00:14:23] 这

[00:14:23] 这就通不过呀

[00:14:25] 哦

[00:14:26] 那咱等着吧

[00:14:28] 从早晨等到过午

[00:14:30] 从过午等到日头

[00:14:32] 都往西转了

[00:14:33] 正好是六月三伏

[00:14:37] 哎哟

[00:14:37] 大伙儿这个热呀

[00:14:38] 大汗淋漓呀

[00:14:40] 怨声载道

[00:14:42] 他说怎么回事儿啊

[00:14:44] 我们等了一大天了

[00:14:45] 也见不着面

[00:14:46] 到底是用啊

[00:14:47] 到底是不用啊

[00:14:50] 大伙儿都有意见

[00:14:52] 一看这尉迟恭

[00:14:53] 人高马大的

[00:14:54] 很多人凑过来了

[00:14:56] 你叫什么名

[00:14:58] 我叫尉迟恭

[00:15:00] 诶这名特殊啊诶我说尉迟大哥

[00:15:05] 我们大家实在等的不耐烦了

[00:15:07] 能不能你代表我们去问问招兵总管

[00:15:11] 到底用啊还是不用

[00:15:13] 不用拉倒

[00:15:14] 我们转身就回家

[00:15:16] 你看好不好

[00:15:18] 大家说

[00:15:19] 对对

[00:15:19] 御史大哥交给你了

[00:15:22] 你人高马大的

[00:15:23] 肯定两个王子高兴

[00:15:26] 你去给问一问

[00:15:27] 请示请示

[00:15:30] 咱没说吗

[00:15:31] 尉迟恭心地良善

[00:15:34] 是个直性子

[00:15:35] 一看大家信任

[00:15:37] 推举自己做代表

[00:15:40] 还觉着大伙儿信任

[00:15:42] 还挺高兴

[00:15:43] 好吧

[00:15:44] 我去一趟

[00:15:46] 这尉迟恭不管不顾

[00:15:48] 站起身来往里就走

[00:15:51] 这有大营啊

[00:15:53] 眼七二王的大营是金顶黄罗帐啊

[00:15:57] 门前有卫兵在这儿站岗

[00:16:00] 尉迟恭过来了

[00:16:02] 迈大步

[00:16:03] 往里就走

[00:16:04] 正好门前的岗位啊

[00:16:06] 有点事儿没注意

[00:16:07] 这尉迟恭就迈步进来了

[00:16:10] 这一进来一看可好

[00:16:12] 正中央两张桌

[00:16:14] 地上铺着厚厚的地毯

[00:16:16] 两旁边儿兵器架子跟盾台

[00:16:20] 就见建成元吉每人怀里抱着几个美丽的女人

[00:16:26] 正在这儿调情

[00:16:28] 桌子上罗列杯盘

[00:16:30] 全是酒菜

[00:16:32] 这就是招兵总管

[00:16:35] 尉迟恭就一皱眉呀

[00:16:37] 我哪袋

[00:16:39] 是

[00:16:39] 二位王爷

[00:16:40] 谁是招兵总管

[00:16:43] 他觉着他声音还不高

[00:16:46] 其实他是纸糊的马大嗓门

[00:16:49] 嗷嗷

[00:16:50] 这一嗓子跟打霹雳差不多少

[00:16:54] 把李建成李元吉吓得是魂不附体呀啊

[00:16:59] 我说晴天

[00:17:00] 怎么打雷了

[00:17:02] 等定睛一看

[00:17:03] 面前站着个黑大个

[00:17:05] 怎么这么大个

[00:17:07] 人高马大

[00:17:08] 跟半截子黑塔相似

[00:17:11] 后来才听明白

[00:17:12] 闹了半天报名投军的

[00:17:17] 他们俩这火就不打一处来呀

[00:17:19] 李建成啪把桌子一拍啊到

[00:17:24] 我说黑鬼

[00:17:25] 你是从哪儿冒出来的

[00:17:27] 你可知罪

[00:17:29] 这是金顶黄罗帐

[00:17:32] 这是招兵总管办公的地方

[00:17:36] 你是什么人

[00:17:37] 未经允许私自闯进来

[00:17:40] 你要图谋不轨吗

[00:17:43] 你哪知你已经犯下掉头之罪

[00:17:49] 尉迟公这才明白怎么回事

[00:17:51] 哦哦哦

[00:17:52] 哭通就跪下了

[00:17:54] 二位啊

[00:17:55] 我是粗人

[00:17:56] 我不清楚

[00:17:58] 我哪懂得这些规矩

[00:18:00] 因为上千人等的不耐烦了

[00:18:03] 推我为代表来请示二位

[00:18:06] 到底是用还是不用

[00:18:09] 大家等的实在实在等不及了

[00:18:12] 太阳晒得直冒油

[00:18:14] 也没吃也没喝

[00:18:16] 请二位总管担待

[00:18:19] 你他妈算什么东西

[00:18:22] 怎么就推举你呢啊

[00:18:24] 甭问

[00:18:25] 肯定你是个棍儿啊

[00:18:27] 诶

[00:18:28] 你觉着你人五人六

[00:18:30] 你不含糊你诶

[00:18:33] 你瞅你长得这德行

[00:18:35] 你还报名参军

[00:18:37] 你三分不像人

[00:18:39] 七分好像鬼

[00:18:41] 我大唐朝能用你这样的士兵吗

[00:18:44] 你是可恶之极呀

[00:18:47] 来人

[00:18:49] 把这黑鬼推出去

[00:18:52] 砍了

[00:18:54] 你说讲理不讲理

[00:18:56] 那些刀斧手不容分说

[00:18:59] 过来

[00:19:00] 把尉迟恭就给掐不住了

[00:19:03] 拿绳子给捆的结结实实

[00:19:05] 往外就推

[00:19:07] 要看脑袋

[00:19:09] 犯啥罪了

[00:19:11] 就砍脑袋

[00:19:12] 尉迟恭不服啊

[00:19:14] 就喊冤枉啊

[00:19:16] 冤枉啊

[00:19:18] 你们不讲道理啊

[00:19:20] 如我把话说完

[00:19:21] 别说了

[00:19:22] 别说了

[00:19:22] 开

[00:19:24] 可两旁边有不少招兵的官儿

[00:19:28] 虽然他俩是总管

[00:19:29] 还有副手呢

[00:19:31] 这些人得着这个信儿了

[00:19:33] 直皱眉呀

[00:19:35] 像话吗

[00:19:36] 哪有这么招兵的

[00:19:39] 没有办法

[00:19:40] 只好得说

[00:19:41] 其中有胆儿大的

[00:19:43] 来到御帐里头

[00:19:44] 跪倒在地

[00:19:46] 二位王爷

[00:19:47] 诶

[00:19:48] 我看杀不得

[00:19:50] 怎么

[00:19:51] 杀不得

[00:19:52] 二位王爷请想

[00:19:55] 我们现在正在用人之际

[00:19:57] 正在招兵

[00:19:59] 那个大老黑

[00:20:01] 身犯和律法犯

[00:20:03] 哪条啊

[00:20:05] 只是呢

[00:20:06] 他是个粗人

[00:20:07] 他不懂得礼节

[00:20:09] 但他没有恶意

[00:20:11] 他跑到里边来问一问到底用他们还是不用

[00:20:16] 您说

[00:20:17] 就这样就把脑袋给砍了

[00:20:19] 消息传出去

[00:20:21] 不明真相的人为之寒心呢

[00:20:25] 往后谁来报名

[00:20:27] 谁来当兵啊

[00:20:29] 要招不来兵

[00:20:30] 您见着皇上

[00:20:32] 您怎么交代呀

[00:20:34] 您说是不是他问

[00:20:38] 嗯

[00:20:40] 可也有这么一说

[00:20:42] 你小子说的还有道理

[00:20:44] 把那黑鬼推回来

[00:20:47] 也就这样

[00:20:48] 尉迟恭保住命了

[00:20:50] 退回来之后

[00:20:52] 这李元吉还不完呢

[00:20:53] 大哥不能这么便宜他

[00:20:56] 刚才他这一嗓子

[00:20:57] 吓得我现在这心还扑腾呢

[00:20:59] 死罪饶过活罪

[00:21:02] 不免拉到外头扒光衣裳抽他40 鞭子

[00:21:09] 您说有这么干的

[00:21:11] 这就把尉迟恭的衣服扒光了

[00:21:14] 抡起来皮鞭啪啪啪抽了40 鞭子

[00:21:19] 打的尉迟恭是血肉横飞呀

[00:21:23] 打完了之后

[00:21:25] 把尉迟恭给撵出去了

[00:21:27] 大唐朝绝不录取他

[00:21:30] 箭头打头

[00:21:32] 见尾打尾

[00:21:34] 你说尉迟恭得罪谁了

[00:21:37] 回到店房一趴就一个多月

[00:21:39] 这伤才好

[00:21:42] 把尉迟恭给恨的牙根儿都痒痒

[00:21:45] 心说

[00:21:46] 这就是大唐朝啊

[00:21:48] 这就是李渊的儿子诶

[00:21:50] 你还要得天下呀

[00:21:52] 狗屁

[00:21:54] 只要有我尉迟恭三寸气在我绝不投疼

[00:22:00] 现在天下混乱

[00:22:02] 处处都招兵

[00:22:04] 此地不养爷

[00:22:05] 自有养爷处

[00:22:08] 我非指一棵树

[00:22:09] 吊死

[00:22:11] 要不说前半截他跟大唐朝不和呢

[00:22:16] 病根儿就源于此

[00:22:19] 这尉迟恭伤好了之后

[00:22:21] 到处打听消息

[00:22:24] 正好鸡冠子王刘武周起兵反唐

[00:22:28] 也在招兵

[00:22:31] 元帅宋金刚诶

[00:22:33] 亲自当了招兵总管

[00:22:36] 尉迟恭跑这儿报名来了

[00:22:38] 这一见面

[00:22:40] 李五周这么一看

[00:22:41] 哎呀

[00:22:43] 这黑大个

[00:22:45] 这是个材料

[00:22:46] 人高马大

[00:22:48] 问宋金刚爱卿啊

[00:22:50] 你看这个人怎么样

[00:22:52] 嗯

[00:22:53] 行

[00:22:54] 就这一戳这一站

[00:22:57] 就够这材料

[00:22:59] 王爷

[00:23:00] 咱应该录取