《The Physician》歌词

[00:00:00] The Physician - Cole Porter

[00:00:11] Once I loved such a shattering physician

[00:00:15] Quite the best-looking doctor in the state

[00:00:19] He looked after my physical condition

[00:00:23] And his bedside manner was great

[00:00:27] When I'd gaze up and see him there above me

[00:00:31] Looking less like a doctor than a Turk

[00:00:35] I was tempted to whisper "Do you love me

[00:00:39] What do you merely love you would

[00:00:45] He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing

[00:00:49] My epiglottis filled him with glee

[00:00:53] He simply loved my larynx

[00:00:56] And went wild about my pharynx

[00:00:58] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:01] He said my epidermis was darling

[00:01:05] And found my blood as blue as could be

[00:01:09] He went through wild ecstatics

[00:01:11] When I showed him my lymphatics

[00:01:13] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:16] And though no doubt it was not very smart of me

[00:01:21] I get on a-wracking of my soul

[00:01:24] To figure out why he loved every part of me

[00:01:28] And yet not me as a whole

[00:01:32] With my esophagus he was ravished

[00:01:35] Enthusiastic to a degree

[00:01:39] He said it was just enormous my appendix vermiformis

[00:01:44] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:47] He said my cerebellum was brilliant

[00:01:51] And my cerebrum far from N G

[00:01:54] I know he thought a lotta

[00:01:57] My medulla oblongota

[00:01:58] But he never said he loved me

[00:02:02] He said my maxillaries were marvels

[00:02:05] And found my sternum stunning to see

[00:02:09] He did a double hurdle

[00:02:11] When I shook my pelvic girdle

[00:02:13] But he never said he loved me

[00:02:17] He seemed amused

[00:02:19] When he first made a test of me

[00:02:21] To further his medical art

[00:02:24] Yet he refused

[00:02:26] When he's fixed up the rest of me

[00:02:29] To cure that ache in my heart

[00:02:33] I know he thought my pancreas perfect

[00:02:37] And for my spleen was keen as could be

[00:02:41] He said of all his sweeties

[00:02:43] I'm the sweetest diabetes

[00:02:46] But he never said he loved me