《第11集_水漭英雄恨》歌词

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[00:00:00] 沈三和田大酒

[00:00:04] 这一对狗夫妻

[00:00:07] 见财起意要谋害杨一

[00:00:13] 就在他们刚要动手行凶的时候

[00:00:17] 砰砰砰

[00:00:20] 有人砸门

[00:00:22] 简直是山摇地动啊

[00:00:26] 这对狗夫妻开开门一看

[00:00:30] 把活儿

[00:00:31] 都吓飞了

[00:00:35] 这怎么那么吓人

[00:00:38] 要说沈3 j GE

[00:00:41] 不高

[00:00:42] 可也不错

[00:00:44] 正好到这儿

[00:00:46] 裤腰带折

[00:00:49] 沈三如果平时正好儿

[00:00:52] 瞅这人的胸口

[00:00:54] 你说这人得多大个儿

[00:00:58] 高夫妻抬头仰着脸一看

[00:01:02] 这位长得上主天

[00:01:05] 下毒D

[00:01:08] 跟一同失奔相似

[00:01:12] 这张大脸都出了号

[00:01:16] 好像头号洗脸盆的盆底

[00:01:20] 又像一面铜锣

[00:01:23] 光头没戴帽

[00:01:25] 挽着牛心乏短

[00:01:28] 珠簪别顶

[00:01:30] 这俩大肉乎乎的耳朵在左右耷拉着

[00:01:36] 粗眉毛

[00:01:37] 大眼睛

[00:01:38] 肉乎乎的鼻子

[00:01:40] 鲶鱼嘴

[00:01:42] 两颗虎牙置于唇外

[00:01:46] Jo 身穿青

[00:01:48] 遍体挂皂

[00:01:50] 打着鱼鳞裹腿

[00:01:52] 蹬着一双撒鞋

[00:01:55] 背后斜背着包袱

[00:01:57] 手里头拖着一条浑铁大棍

[00:02:03] 看这意思啊

[00:02:05] 是赶集路来的

[00:02:08] 浑身上下净尘土

[00:02:10] 汗珠子

[00:02:12] 顺着脑门往下直咕噜

[00:02:16] 就因为这位哥儿太出号儿

[00:02:19] 所以才吓人

[00:02:22] 把这对夫妻都装在里边儿

[00:02:24] 都得逛荡

[00:02:27] 沈三吓得一缩脖子

[00:02:31] 哎

[00:02:33] 我大爷

[00:02:34] 你你有事儿

[00:02:36] 放屁

[00:02:39] 没事儿

[00:02:40] 砸你的门

[00:02:41] 你是电房布啊

[00:02:43] 是是是电房

[00:02:46] 电房白天关什么门

[00:02:49] 你们他妈做什么不可告人的事儿呢

[00:02:53] 没没没

[00:02:53] 没有

[00:02:55] 可爷息怒

[00:02:58] 凯

[00:02:59] 他是有有点儿闲事儿

[00:03:02] 我我没听见

[00:03:04] 大爷你你往里请

[00:03:08] 这人大眼珠子逛着逛着

[00:03:10] 低头进了屋里

[00:03:14] 要早知他这么大个儿

[00:03:16] 这屋都得重盖

[00:03:19] 他这一进来

[00:03:20] 显得屋也满凳

[00:03:22] 内

[00:03:23] 桌子板凳显得也小了

[00:03:26] 就见得气呼呼把兵铁棍往旁边一戳

[00:03:31] 拉了把椅子一坐

[00:03:33] 咔嚓

[00:03:35] Y

[00:03:36] 把椅子腿坐折了

[00:03:40] 他还不满意呢

[00:03:41] 你好

[00:03:43] 整他妈

[00:03:44] 这小板凳也不结实

[00:03:47] 沈三一咧嘴怪那板凳

[00:03:51] Y

[00:03:51] 你这图儿也太大了

[00:03:54] 什么凳子

[00:03:55] 架得住你这一座呀

[00:03:58] 我大爷

[00:03:59] 你起来

[00:04:00] 我我给他换条结实的板凳

[00:04:04] 所以给他换了一条

[00:04:06] 这回他做

[00:04:07] 慢慢的做

[00:04:08] 总算没压坏了

[00:04:11] 神三

[00:04:13] 冲着他老婆

[00:04:14] 田再搅一使眼色

[00:04:17] 那意思你还在这杵着干什么

[00:04:20] 咱们这儿有事儿

[00:04:23] 你去盯着内老婆

[00:04:25] 跟那有钱的那位

[00:04:28] 如果他们要出来

[00:04:30] 把这事儿一说可就砸了

[00:04:33] 我伺候这位

[00:04:36] 田大脚明白

[00:04:37] 转身走了

[00:04:39] A 里边的沈三

[00:04:41] 这小子久经大敌

[00:04:44] 肚子里有大的

[00:04:46] 刚才心惊肉跳

[00:04:48] 这一阵儿平稳下来了

[00:04:51] 把桌子擦擦

[00:04:53] 哎我大爷

[00:04:56] 你想吃点什么

[00:04:58] 喝点什么

[00:04:59] 您吩咐下来

[00:05:01] 老子就是饿了

[00:05:03] 什么筷子

[00:05:04] 给我来一下

[00:05:06] 月姐查阅好

[00:05:08] 有酒可劲儿给我往上端

[00:05:12] 有菜可劲儿给我做

[00:05:15] 啊

[00:05:15] 好嘞

[00:05:16] 好嘞

[00:05:17] 您稍后片刻

[00:05:20] 沈3 R 给他倒了碗茶

[00:05:23] 转身奔厨房

[00:05:26] 玩了玩袖子

[00:05:27] 洗洗手

[00:05:28] 拿过炒勺来给他炒菜

[00:05:32] 其实这沈三儿心不在焉

[00:05:37] 这玩意能挣多点钱

[00:05:39] 你就是吃的明年

[00:05:42] 我取出这点力

[00:05:44] 也不如我杀个人做的买卖

[00:05:48] 寻思啊

[00:05:49] 我干脆把你打发走了

[00:05:52] 然后我动手结银子

[00:05:55] 哎呀

[00:05:55] 一边炒着菜一边生气

[00:05:58] 您说这位早不来晚不来

[00:06:01] 来得多是时候

[00:06:03] 真他娘的悔气

[00:06:07] 他这思路光想这事儿

[00:06:10] 您说这菜能炒好吗

[00:06:12] 结果火还大呢

[00:06:15] 这还不说

[00:06:16] 还王乐搁盐了

[00:06:19] 匆匆忙忙把菜盛到盘子里头

[00:06:22] 把酒烫好了

[00:06:23] 拿着钱屋大爷

[00:06:26] 您久等了

[00:06:27] 请您公开

[00:06:30] 这位把筷子用手撸了一把

[00:06:33] 夹了一口

[00:06:36] 啊

[00:06:38] 我累

[00:06:40] 你整的这是什么熊菜

[00:06:43] Aa

[00:06:44] 您说哪不好

[00:06:47] 怎么不好

[00:06:48] 你成长

[00:06:49] 这他妈是人吃的

[00:06:52] 拿回去重做

[00:06:53] 哎哎

[00:06:55] 是是是

[00:06:57] 人家这位的意思

[00:06:59] 你怎么不搁盐

[00:07:01] 沈三儿都忘了这个茬儿

[00:07:03] 其实说这位是刺儿头

[00:07:06] 你看挑三拣四的好吧

[00:07:10] 干脆别惹他

[00:07:12] 给他回回勺

[00:07:13] 看他还有什么说的

[00:07:16] 他拿回去了

[00:07:17] 在大勺里头逛了一圈

[00:07:20] 糖糖悄悄勺又倒到盘子里头

[00:07:23] 照样给端回来了

[00:07:25] A 大爷

[00:07:26] 您请用菜

[00:07:28] 这位加了第二口义齿

[00:07:33] 这回很奇怪

[00:07:35] 就见他把筷子往桌上一放

[00:07:38] 嗷

[00:07:38] 唠一嗓子

[00:07:40] 把这房子震地晃了

[00:07:42] 三晃摇了三摇啊

[00:07:45] 把沈三吓的一蹦

[00:07:47] 心说

[00:07:47] 这为什么毛病

[00:07:50] 他娘的嘞

[00:07:53] 我说你开的是真店

[00:07:56] 是假的

[00:07:57] 哎

[00:07:59] 你是不是想诚心害人

[00:08:01] 今天我非问出你的时话不可

[00:08:07] 这位啊

[00:08:07] 心粗性也

[00:08:09] 也没把话说清楚

[00:08:12] 但是这么一说呢

[00:08:13] 沈三儿心里头有鬼呀

[00:08:17] 他一想

[00:08:17] 坏了

[00:08:19] 大概我谋财害命的顶上

[00:08:21] 他知道了

[00:08:23] 不然的话

[00:08:24] 可不能瞪眼这么训我

[00:08:27] 沈三也是做贼心虚

[00:08:29] 吓得扑通跪下了

[00:08:31] 哎

[00:08:32] 大爷饶命

[00:08:33] 大爷饶命

[00:08:34] 那不怨我

[00:08:35] 那都是我老婆出的主意

[00:08:38] 什么

[00:08:40] 这都是你老婆的鬼点子啊

[00:08:43] 是我老婆的鬼点子

[00:08:45] 他他给我出的主意

[00:08:47] 说说做起一炮买卖来阿

[00:08:50] 比比卖多少饭菜都强

[00:08:52] 所以我才要动手杀人

[00:08:56] 这回可好

[00:08:57] 弄到两岔去了

[00:09:00] 宣威一听

[00:09:01] 怎么着

[00:09:02] 有杀人的事儿

[00:09:04] 这菜更不能吃一把

[00:09:07] 把沈三的路过来

[00:09:09] 你说

[00:09:11] 你要谋害谁

[00:09:12] 我也

[00:09:13] 我也不认得

[00:09:15] 反正是个闹病的

[00:09:17] 好

[00:09:18] 这么想我瞅你鬼头蛤蟆眼的就不是东西

[00:09:22] 哎

[00:09:24] 那个人在哪

[00:09:25] 快领我去观看

[00:09:27] 哎

[00:09:27] 哎呦呦

[00:09:29] 你小点儿就这样把我勒死了

[00:09:31] 我领您去号前带路

[00:09:37] 这叫误打误撞

[00:09:40] 这人挥手把铁棍抄起来

[00:09:44] 网申

[00:09:44] 三儿屁股上一桶闹

[00:09:46] 哎呀哎呀

[00:09:47] 我的妈呀

[00:09:48] 哎哟哎哟

[00:09:49] 骨头都折了

[00:09:52] 她一瘸一点的把这个圆大汉领到后屋

[00:09:57] 领着杨瑶这门前这四楼把门推开

[00:10:01] 就是他

[00:10:02] 我有心杀他

[00:10:04] 可眉山

[00:10:07] 这大汉这才明白J 电房是黑店

[00:10:12] 哎呀

[00:10:14] 幸亏我说话打岔

[00:10:16] 把这事儿打出来了

[00:10:18] 不然的话

[00:10:19] 他被不住给我下毒的

[00:10:22] 他往里一推

[00:10:23] 沈三来到床前

[00:10:26] 抓医疗的背后

[00:10:28] 大汉低头看看

[00:10:32] 此时的杨一

[00:10:34] 昏昏沉沉

[00:10:37] 因为被我蒙着头

[00:10:40] 他连把被窝掀开

[00:10:42] D 劲儿都没有

[00:10:44] 这阵儿一聊开

[00:10:46] 空气充足了

[00:10:48] 杨瑶深深地吸了口气

[00:10:51] 头脑清醒了不少啊

[00:10:55] 咱们在前文叔说了

[00:10:57] 他得的是急病

[00:10:59] 叫锁喉疮

[00:11:01] 现在这窗已经破了

[00:11:05] 火呢也撤下不少去

[00:11:08] 所以杨一比刚才病情轻的很多

[00:11:13] 再吸了两口空气

[00:11:15] 脑袋在一清醒

[00:11:17] 所以他看什么已经看清楚了

[00:11:21] 可以看床前

[00:11:23] 沾着那个

[00:11:24] 掌柜的

[00:11:24] 可能这还有个大汉

[00:11:27] 我这人脚底下蹬着箱子呢

[00:11:30] 踩着板凳呢

[00:11:31] 怎么这么大个子

[00:11:33] 但是瑶瑶想说话

[00:11:35] 可说不出来

[00:11:38] J 大汉看了看

[00:11:40] 哎

[00:11:42] 他娘的

[00:11:42] 你害的就这点儿没害的

[00:11:45] 想害他

[00:11:47] 他他

[00:11:47] 他因为有钱

[00:11:49] 我他妈想

[00:11:50] 嗯

[00:11:52] 光天化日

[00:11:53] 乾坤朗朗

[00:11:55] 有砖有瓦有王法的地方

[00:11:59] 你竟敢谋财害命

[00:12:02] 就冲你这个想法

[00:12:04] 你就不是个好东西

[00:12:06] 今天我把你狗胆给你掏出来

[00:12:10] 其实这大汉没心整死粉三

[00:12:15] 意思之间吓唬吓唬他

[00:12:18] 哪知道

[00:12:19] 不怕没好事儿

[00:12:21] 就怕没好人

[00:12:23] 浙大那个嗓子本来就大

[00:12:26] 谁吵吵半里地以外都能听见

[00:12:29] 就吓坏了田大姐夫

[00:12:33] 田子小一听就大喊

[00:12:35] 连抄带喊的

[00:12:36] 怎么着

[00:12:37] 把谋财害命的事儿也被他知道了

[00:12:41] 暗自埋怨神色

[00:12:44] 你真都不住愤懑

[00:12:47] 财也没发了

[00:12:48] 结果是二孩败露了

[00:12:50] 弄了个鸡飞蛋打

[00:12:52] 你太饭桶

[00:12:55] 为了挽救这个残局

[00:12:58] 这甜的脚可真有两下子

[00:13:01] 一挥手

[00:13:01] 喷

[00:13:03] 在肉案子上把大菜刀吵起来

[00:13:08] 这把刀磨得真快

[00:13:11] 这是有了名的母老虎

[00:13:14] 他一想

[00:13:14] 一不做二不休

[00:13:15] 搬不倒葫芦

[00:13:16] 垡不了油

[00:13:18] 一个也是载

[00:13:20] 俩也是抹呀

[00:13:22] 干脆出其不意

[00:13:24] 攻其不备

[00:13:24] 我把这家伙踢了就得了

[00:13:28] 他想到这

[00:13:30] 手握着大菜刀

[00:13:32] 往屋里一伸脖子

[00:13:35] 正看见她丈夫沈三

[00:13:38] 在那儿跪着

[00:13:39] 这大汉脸朝里

[00:13:41] 就在这骂他

[00:13:43] A

[00:13:43] 正是下手的机会

[00:13:46] 田的脚两个大脚片儿一蹬地

[00:13:49] 哎呦

[00:13:52] 来了个猛鸡夺粟

[00:13:56] 往里头一窜

[00:13:57] 落到大汉身后

[00:13:59] 双手捧刀拼命往下堕哎

[00:14:09] 他够不着这大个脑袋

[00:14:11] 笨肩膀子上拼内意思

[00:14:14] 坎上你一下

[00:14:15] 死不了你也得趴下

[00:14:17] 然后我再来第二刀

[00:14:21] 你看这个大汉

[00:14:22] 那心粗性也

[00:14:25] 武术还不错

[00:14:28] 杨关六路耳听八方

[00:14:30] 面风

[00:14:33] 咱们一说就说耳听八方

[00:14:36] 什么意思

[00:14:37] 练武术

[00:14:38] 这是一种功夫

[00:14:40] 耳朵得好使

[00:14:42] 眼睛得好使

[00:14:44] 刀有刀锋

[00:14:45] 抢有抢疯

[00:14:48] 无气有声音

[00:14:51] 就是拳脚也有声音

[00:14:54] 你得会听啊

[00:14:56] 左眼睛往东瞅呢

[00:14:58] 西面有什么事儿也得听得见

[00:15:02] 这个大就是这样

[00:15:04] 一瓶后面

[00:15:05] 恶风不善

[00:15:07] 有金丰翔动

[00:15:10] 大概有人拿凶器对自己要不利

[00:15:14] 这大还连头都没回

[00:15:17] 稍微往旁边一闪

[00:15:19] 哎

[00:15:21] Ce 不闪深

[00:15:23] 这一菜刀就劈空

[00:15:26] 这大汉紧跟着伸出手来

[00:15:29] A 啊朋

[00:15:32] 我舔着脚的手把它给薅住了

[00:15:35] 镰刀把在手脖子

[00:15:38] 就像乾子给掐住一样

[00:15:42] 另只手头往里一抄

[00:15:45] 正好抓住田的脚的一袋子

[00:15:48] 论起来就扔院里去了

[00:15:54] 您说有多大的劲儿

[00:15:56] 其实他没费劲儿花

[00:16:01] 把窗户撞了个稀碎啊

[00:16:04] 窗户棱子整个都支离破碎了

[00:16:08] 把田子脚整个扔源去了

[00:16:11] 摔出去有两丈多远

[00:16:14] 院儿里头有眼井

[00:16:17] J 警示石头砌的吧

[00:16:20] 能有一尺多高吧

[00:16:22] 也凑巧

[00:16:24] 田的脚这一骨碌

[00:16:26] 脑子正碰到石头井上屋趴

[00:16:30] 啊

[00:16:33] 嗯

[00:16:34] 灯的两下腿绝气身亡

[00:16:39] 甩子凡卡哇

[00:16:41] 谢谢啊

[00:16:44] 埋怨田代表

[00:16:46] 你这是干什么呢

[00:16:48] 我说几句好话

[00:16:50] 他一消气儿就得了

[00:16:52] 哎呀

[00:16:53] 这是你自己送命啊

[00:16:55] 干脆我也别在这儿等着死了

[00:16:59] 抓J 机会

[00:17:00] J 婶三也想跑

[00:17:03] 没跑出几步去

[00:17:05] 让大汉给揪住了

[00:17:07] 催跟他一块儿去吧

[00:17:10] Ri

[00:17:13] 像扔球一样

[00:17:15] 这大汉也损点

[00:17:17] 往空中扔

[00:17:20] 能起来一丈七八尺高

[00:17:22] 在空中又掉下来了

[00:17:27] 摔了个脑浆崩裂

[00:17:31] 这大暗瞅着把腰一叉了

[00:17:34] 呵呵

[00:17:38] 他娘的

[00:17:39] 这都你们自己找的啊

[00:17:42] 这可跟我没关系啊

[00:17:44] 跟他还没关系

[00:17:47] 他把手蹭了蹭

[00:17:49] 转身就回到屋了

[00:17:51] 这时候

[00:17:52] 杨瑶的娘

[00:17:54] 在梦中惊醒

[00:17:57] 老太太在东屋睡觉呢

[00:17:59] 根本不知发生这些事儿

[00:18:03] 身子又不好

[00:18:05] 路上又累

[00:18:06] 躺下还真着了

[00:18:09] 结果在院儿里头

[00:18:10] 扑通扑通这么一折腾

[00:18:12] 把老太太惊醒了

[00:18:14] 开门一看

[00:18:15] 哎呀

[00:18:17] 院里有俩死党

[00:18:20] 玉巢正式开店的夫妻

[00:18:23] 就想在儿子身上

[00:18:25] 老夫人不顾一切

[00:18:28] 扎着两只手到了杨一这屋儿啊儿哎

[00:18:34] 可是一个大屋里头呢

[00:18:37] 杨一就坐起来了

[00:18:40] 因为发生这些事儿

[00:18:41] 他都看见了

[00:18:42] 杨瑶心里头一机

[00:18:44] 哎呀人命

[00:18:47] 想来又来不了

[00:18:49] 这一集他才做起来

[00:18:52] 娘儿俩见个面儿

[00:18:54] 老太太一看儿子坐起来了

[00:18:57] 还放点儿心

[00:18:59] 孩子

[00:18:59] 你觉得怎么样

[00:19:01] 你啊

[00:19:03] 哇

[00:19:03] 好多了

[00:19:06] 说话就这个味儿的

[00:19:08] 不太清楚

[00:19:10] 可这时候呢

[00:19:11] 大汉一转身

[00:19:13] 进了屋了

[00:19:14] 看了看洋洋

[00:19:15] 你俩aa

[00:19:18] 我说你怎么回事儿

[00:19:21] 挺大活人

[00:19:23] 好悬没叫人家捅了

[00:19:26] 要不让某家我赶上

[00:19:28] 也有你的命在啊

[00:19:32] 杨瑶一听

[00:19:32] 他说的对啊

[00:19:34] 把娘推开抢挣扎着下了地

[00:19:39] 躬身施礼

[00:19:41] 装饰

[00:19:43] N Gu

[00:19:45] 多谢你的救命之恩

[00:19:49] 你不仔细听听他说什么

[00:19:54] 陈氏也跪下

[00:19:56] 壮士

[00:19:57] 我听明白了

[00:19:59] 要没有你

[00:20:00] 我们娘儿俩都活不了

[00:20:02] 崂山这厢谢过了

[00:20:05] 而且

[00:20:06] 哎呀

[00:20:07] 这何苦的呢

[00:20:09] 我说你这还闹病

[00:20:10] 这多余啊

[00:20:11] 起来了

[00:20:13] 杨瑶这才起来

[00:20:15] 大汉搀扶着让他坐下

[00:20:19] 来这就问开了

[00:20:21] 我

[00:20:22] 你们哪儿呢

[00:20:24] 听口音

[00:20:25] 离这儿也不远

[00:20:28] 这上哪去啊

[00:20:29] 干什么呢

[00:20:31] 杨一口打喊一声

[00:20:34] 安工

[00:20:36] 实不相瞒

[00:20:39] 我是苍岗人

[00:20:41] 自幼生长在洞庭湖边

[00:20:45] 这是我娘

[00:20:48] 我们娘儿俩赶奔鼎州乾去投亲

[00:20:53] 走到半路上

[00:20:54] 遇上这个事儿

[00:20:56] 我得了病

[00:20:58] 不然也不能

[00:21:01] 你要问我是谁在下

[00:21:03] 姓杨

[00:21:06] 修牙

[00:21:07] 叫杨什么

[00:21:09] 单子一

[00:21:12] 杨瑶还没觉得怎么地

[00:21:15] 哪知道这句话刚出口就大喊疼

[00:21:19] 就站起来

[00:21:21] 把眼珠子转了转了

[00:21:23] 它叫唤开了

[00:21:25] 嗯

[00:21:25] 嗯嗯

[00:21:28] 嗯

[00:21:30] 可把陈氏吓坏了

[00:21:33] 你想这位还要咬人是怎么

[00:21:36] 你叫唤什么

[00:21:38] 这位叫唤了半天

[00:21:41] 又乐了

[00:21:42] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:47] 我说

[00:21:47] 你这人真有点儿意思啊

[00:21:51] 谁有明

[00:21:53] 你抱谁呀

[00:21:56] 你怎么能是杨一呢

[00:21:59] 你说死我也不信

[00:22:01] 那杨一有多大的能耐我都知道

[00:22:06] 从小的时候胆量就过人

[00:22:09] 从小的时候

[00:22:11] 就淹死大恶霸曹府之后

[00:22:15] 逃门在外

[00:22:17] 回来之后

[00:22:18] 又怒打恶子曹昌

[00:22:22] 大闹龙阳县

[00:22:25] 大闹无教管

[00:22:27] 三长基墙

[00:22:29] 无人不知啊

[00:22:31] 那是顶天立地的英雄

[00:22:34] 管你算他妈什么东西

[00:22:37] 牙酸口臭

[00:22:39] 也顶帽T

[00:22:41] 杨瑶

[00:22:41] 想你这样骂

[00:22:44] 连开黑店的都不认得

[00:22:47] 要不是我解救

[00:22:48] 连命都保不住了

[00:22:51] 我告诉你

[00:22:53] 就因为你有病

[00:22:55] 我跟你拳下留情

[00:22:57] 你要是好好的人

[00:22:59] 斥老子一拳

[00:23:01] 我打你个吹牛的罪