《(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

[00:00:00] (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Linda Hart/Marissa Jaret Winokur/Kerry Butler

[00:00:04] Well I brought my own '45 s

[00:00:05] So if you put 'em on

[00:00:06] I'll show you my stuff

[00:00:07] Haven't you already shown us enough

[00:00:10] Oh my god how times have changed

[00:00:13] This girl's either blind or completely deranged

[00:00:16] Ah but time seemed to halt

[00:00:18] When I was miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:23] Childhood dreams for me were cracked

[00:00:27] When that damn shirley temple

[00:00:28] Stole my freakin' act

[00:00:30] But the crown's in the vault

[00:00:32] From when I won miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:37] Those poor runner ups

[00:00:38] Might still hold some grudges

[00:00:40] They padded their cups

[00:00:42] But I screwed the judges

[00:00:43] Those broads thought they'd win

[00:00:45] If a plate they would spin

[00:00:47] In their dance not a chance

[00:00:50] 'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze

[00:00:54] While belting high c's and preparing souffles

[00:00:57] With that triple somersault

[00:00:59] Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:03] Proceed are you scared we're on live

[00:01:06] No I'm sure I can cope

[00:01:07] Well this show isn't broadcast

[00:01:09] In cinemascope

[00:01:10] I never drank one chocolate malt

[00:01:12] No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:17] How many sweaters do you own

[00:01:19] Well I'm sure I've got plenty

[00:01:20] Let me see I have three five

[00:01:23] No wait I have twenty

[00:01:24] I would say oy gevalt'

[00:01:26] If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:31] A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny

[00:01:34] The old fart dropped dead

[00:01:36] But left tons of money

[00:01:38] So I bought this station

[00:01:39] So all of the nation could see

[00:01:42] Baby amber and me

[00:01:44] Do you dance like you dress

[00:01:46] Amber there's no need to be cruel

[00:01:48] Would you swim in an integrated pool

[00:01:51] I sure would I'm all for integration

[00:01:53] It's the new frontier

[00:01:54] Not in baltimore it isn't

[00:01:56] And may I be frank

[00:01:58] First impressions can be tough

[00:01:59] And when I saw you I knew it

[00:02:01] If your size weren't enough

[00:02:03] Your last answer just blew it

[00:02:04] And so my dear so short and stout

[00:02:08] You'll never be in so we're kicking you out

[00:02:11] You can't get past me kid

[00:02:13] But it isn't your fault

[00:02:15] It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:28] You may go thank you gee tracy

[00:02:31] That went well

[00:02:36] Hello may I please audition

[00:02:37] No but you can bow and exalt

[00:02:40] 'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:46] Crabs crabs crabs