《The Real Slim Shady - Album Version (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
[00:00:00] Written by:Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster
[00:00:03] May I have your attention please
[00:00:06] May I have your attention please
[00:00:09] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:17] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:00:18] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
[00:00:25] They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:00:27] It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:00:30] He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:00:32] And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:00:35] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:41] Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:00:43] Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:00:46] Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:48] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:53] But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[00:01:04] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade
[00:01:07] They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[00:01:09] We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:20] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:01:29] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:32] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:01:39] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:46] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:50] But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:52] Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:01:57] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[00:02:08] I should download her audio on MP3
[00:02:10] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[00:02:15] All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:18] And there's a million of us just like me
[00:02:20] Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:22] Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[00:02:24] And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[00:02:27] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up
[00:02:36] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:40] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:02:43] Please stand up please stand up
[00:02:45] I'm like a head trip to listen to
[00:02:46] 'Cause I'm only givin' you
[00:02:48] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[00:02:50] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[00:02:53] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it
[00:02:57] And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
[00:02:59] Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[00:03:01] Then you wonder how can
[00:03:02] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[00:03:04] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[00:03:06] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[00:03:08] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[00:03:10] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[00:03:13] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[00:03:15] He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[00:03:18] Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
[00:03:20] With his windows down and his system up
[00:03:22] So will the real Shady please stand up
[00:03:24] And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[00:03:26] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[00:03:29] And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[00:03:31] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:35] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:03:38] Please stand up please stand up
[00:03:40] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:42] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:45] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:03:47] Please stand up please stand up
[00:03:50] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:52] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:54] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:03:56] Please stand up please stand up
[00:03:59] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:04:01] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:04:03] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:04:05] Please stand up please stand up
[00:04:09] Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[00:04:14] F**k it let's all stand up
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