《The Abc》歌词

[00:00:00] The Abc - Spike Milligan

[00:00:19] It was midnight in the schoolroom

[00:00:22] And every desk was shut

[00:00:24] When suddenly from the alphabet

[00:00:26] Are hears a loud tut tut

[00:00:28] Said A to B I don't like C

[00:00:31] His manners are a lack

[00:00:33] For all I ever see of C

[00:00:35] Is a semi circular back

[00:00:42] I disagree said D to B

[00:00:45] I've never found C so

[00:00:47] From where I stand he seems to be

[00:00:49] An uncompleted O

[00:00:52] C was vexed I'm much perplexed

[00:00:54] You criticise my shape

[00:00:56] I'm made like that to help spell Cat

[00:00:58] And Cow and Cool and Cape

[00:01:26] He's right said E said F whoopee

[00:01:28] Said G Ip Ip ooray

[00:01:30] You're dropping me roared H to G

[00:01:33] Don't do it please I pray oh baby my

[00:01:35] Out of my way double L to K

[00:01:37] I'll make poor I look ill

[00:01:40] To stop this stunt J stood in front

[00:01:42] And presto ill was jill

[00:01:49] U know said V that W

[00:01:51] Is twice the age of me

[00:01:53] For as a Roman V is five

[00:01:56] I'm half as young as he

[00:01:58] X and Y yawned sleepily

[00:02:00] Look at the time they said

[00:02:03] Let's all go off to beddy byes

[00:02:05] They did then

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