《The Kiss(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Kiss - Jake Thackray

[00:00:07] She kissed me like a child; fresh

[00:00:09] And peckish like a child;

[00:00:11] She was wild as little strawberries

[00:00:13] But though she kissed me

[00:00:14] As a child would do

[00:00:16] She clung on a little longer

[00:00:18] Than she needed to

[00:00:22] I did it for a dare: "Go and

[00:00:24] Kiss her for a dare "

[00:00:25] In the middle of the village square

[00:00:27] She was as seventeenish as the month of May

[00:00:31] And her daddy was a butcher

[00:00:33] In a pie-and-puddings way

[00:00:37] But then this kiss this kiss

[00:00:38] This little skirmish of a kiss

[00:00:40] Was importunately witnessed

[00:00:42] By the twitching whiskers and the bulging eyes

[00:00:46] Of a couple of the local

[00:00:47] Ladies who were passing by

[00:00:49] Passing by passing by

[00:00:54] Couple of the local ladies

[00:00:55] Who were passing by

[00:01:04] It was misunderstood this

[00:01:06] Pretty kiss misunderstood

[00:01:07] By the squinting sisterhood

[00:01:09] And thus the whisper whisper

[00:01:10] Went from pinafore to pinafore

[00:01:13] Every "Tut-tut " more grievous

[00:01:14] Than the "Well I never " before

[00:01:18] Until her daddy heard her

[00:01:20] Demented daddy heard

[00:01:22] Every grisly whispered word

[00:01:23] And stepping fresh from the

[00:01:25] Slaughterhouse the crimson butcher ran

[00:01:27] The steam around his shoulders still

[00:01:29] A cleaver still in his hand

[00:01:33] "Well you may buy my pies " he cries

[00:01:35] "my puddings buy my pies

[00:01:36] "Keep your whippersnapping eyes

[00:01:38] "From off the juicy beauty of my daughter who

[00:01:42] "Is a tit-bit far too tasty for the

[00:01:44] Lips of the likes of you

[00:01:45] "Likes of you likes of you

[00:01:50] "Far too tasty for the lips of the

[00:01:51] Layabout likes of you "

[00:02:00] He swung his cleaver high swung

[00:02:02] His whistling cleaver high

[00:02:03] And his cry was agonising:

[00:02:05] "I shall follow King Solomon's

[00:02:07] Decision inasmuch

[00:02:08] "As I'm off to split you down the

[00:02:10] Middle easy collarbone to crutch "

[00:02:14] But with a single bound his daughter

[00:02:16] With a springy bound

[00:02:18] Flung her arms and legs around me singing

[00:02:20] "Split all you wish to Daddy let the cleaver fall

[00:02:23] "And you shall split me likewise

[00:02:25] Precious titbits and all "

[00:02:29] "I am my own to give nobody

[00:02:31] Else but mine to give

[00:02:32] "Perhaps I'll give it to this whippersnapper

[00:02:35] "Backbone to belly-button tongue-tip to toe

[00:02:38] "From nipples up above to bushy triangle below

[00:02:41] "Down below down below

[00:02:46] "My tangled diamond down below "

[00:02:55] Which came as news to me both

[00:02:58] To the butcher man and me

[00:02:59] But who was I to disagree

[00:03:01] What with my nose in her breastbone

[00:03:02] Her haunches in my hand

[00:03:04] And a chopper in the offing

[00:03:06] There was a lot to understand

[00:03:10] The cleaver never never fell

[00:03:12] The jealous cleaver never fell

[00:03:13] And although my eyes were elsewhere

[00:03:15] By a pressing little message of

[00:03:17] Her elbows and thighs

[00:03:19] She'd let me know her daddy'd

[00:03:21] Gone tears in his eyes

[00:03:25] She kissed me like a child; fresh

[00:03:27] And peckish like a child;

[00:03:28] She was wild as little strawberries

[00:03:30] But though she kissed me as

[00:03:32] A child would do

[00:03:34] She clung on a little longer

[00:03:35] Than she needed to

[00:03:37] Needed to needed to

[00:03:42] On a little longer than she

[00:03:43] Needed to do