《Sleepin’ on My Couch(Remastered LP Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sleepin' On My Couch (Remastered LP Version) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[00:00:09] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:00:11] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:00:14] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:00:16] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:00:18] It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus

[00:00:21] And end up on my couch at night without notice

[00:00:23] It's cool to have a friend over every now and then but

[00:00:25] I gotta have my space

[00:00:27] And I don't wanna see their face

[00:00:28] Like every single day of the week talk is cheap

[00:00:31] You betta find yourself another place to sleep

[00:00:33] It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up

[00:00:36] And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up

[00:00:38] You better find a job so you can get an apartment

[00:00:41] And you can save your crocodile tears don't even start with

[00:00:43] The sob stories I got enough from the other seven brothas

[00:00:46] In the den playing genesis

[00:00:47] D**n I can't win at this

[00:00:49] Seems like I'm gonna have to flip

[00:00:51] And tell those other brothas that they're gonna have to skip

[00:00:53] I've had it up to here with these lazy cats

[00:00:56] They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that

[00:00:59] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:01:01] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:01:03] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:01:06] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:01:08] People come to my house and kinda wonder where the squadron's at

[00:01:11] They're not gone they're just down at the laundrymat

[00:01:13] Because they wear the same pairs of clothing

[00:01:15] I'm taking up crazy patience just holding

[00:01:18] My temper

[00:01:19] I'm about to start charging rent for

[00:01:21] Every single brother that kicked it with my mother eating biscuits

[00:01:24] On Saturday morning like a family

[00:01:25] The minute they step it's like moms is crazy mad at me

[00:01:28] Cause they're in my mother's room watching television

[00:01:31] I feel like giving 'em the boot and say the hell with 'em

[00:01:33] But if I give 'em the boot I'm not a friend though

[00:01:36] Even though my room smells like dime bags of indo

[00:01:38] But I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it

[00:01:40] Even mom knows that my brothas been sleeping on

[00:01:42] My couch for weeks so your speeches fall flat

[00:01:45] They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that

[00:01:48] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:01:51] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:01:53] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:01:56] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:01:58] Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps

[00:02:00] But I was taught that I shouldn't take seven day naps

[00:02:03] At other brothas cribs like I don't have a home

[00:02:05] Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam

[00:02:08] Coming out the seams and a pair of jeans

[00:02:10] Is missing from my closet I wonder why I even bother being friendly

[00:02:14] They're running my a** like the indy 5000

[00:02:16] They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse

[00:02:18] When they snuck downstairs for a midnight snack

[00:02:20] And ate the last slice of bread and a box of apple jacks

[00:02:23] Then they hit the sack with the stereo blasting

[00:02:25] And even little Tyson is fed up so I'm asking

[00:02:28] You all to jet before I get upset

[00:02:30] And throw each and every one of you bums out on your back

[00:02:33] My house is a mess so step ya little pest

[00:02:35] Who was sleeping on my couch cause I'm tired of that

[00:02:38] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:02:41] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:02:43] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:02:46] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:02:58] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:03:01] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:03:03] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:03:05] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:03:08] Get your lazy butt up off my couch

[00:03:11] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:03:13] Get your lazy butt up off

[00:03:15] Get your lazy butt up off my couch