《The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell》歌词

[00:00:00] The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell - The Statler Brothers

[00:00:05] Written by：Harold Wilson Reid/Don Reid

[00:00:08] I'm the official historian on

[00:00:11] Shirley Jean Berrell

[00:00:13] I've known her since God only knows

[00:00:16] And I won't tell

[00:00:18] I caught her the first time

[00:00:20] She stumbled and fell

[00:00:22] And Shirley she knows

[00:00:24] Me just as well

[00:00:26] I can tell you her birthday

[00:00:28] And her daddy's middle name

[00:00:31] The uncles on her mama's

[00:00:33] Side and the ones they don't claim

[00:00:36] What she's got for Christmas since 1952

[00:00:40] And that's only the beginning

[00:00:41] Of the things I could tell you

[00:00:45] 'Cause I'm the official historian

[00:00:47] On Shirley Jean Berrell

[00:00:50] I've known her since God

[00:00:51] Only knows and I won't tell

[00:00:54] I caught her the first time

[00:00:56] She stumbled and fell

[00:00:58] And Shirley she knows

[00:01:00] Me just as well

[00:01:03] I can tell you her favorite

[00:01:05] Song and where she likes to park

[00:01:07] And why to this very day

[00:01:09] She's scared of the dark

[00:01:12] How she got her nickname

[00:01:14] And that scar behind her knee

[00:01:16] If there's anything you need

[00:01:18] To know about Shirley just ask me

[00:01:22] I know where she's ticklish

[00:01:24] And her every little quirk

[00:01:26] The funnies she don't read

[00:01:28] And her number at work

[00:01:30] I know what she stands for

[00:01:32] And what she won't allow

[00:01:35] The only thing that I don't know

[00:01:37] Is where she is right now

[00:01:40] But I'm the official historian

[00:01:42] On Shirley Jean Berrell

[00:01:45] I've known her since God

[00:01:46] Only knows and I won't tell

[00:01:49] I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell

[00:01:54] And Shirley she knows me just as well

[00:01:58] Oh Shirley she knows me just as well