《The Deal Maker(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Landmine Lieutenant

[00:00:03] In the muthaf**kin' house

[00:00:08] We about to do it like this

[00:00:20] I hold the record for

[00:00:21] The most ignorant rhymes said

[00:00:23] That'll knock that cowboy

[00:00:24] Hat off of I'm us head

[00:00:26] Catch me on the Food Network

[00:00:27] And watch me handle beef

[00:00:28] 2 letters I'm O T

[00:00:29] 2 words I'm gettin' money

[00:00:31] 2 verses I'm gettin' twenty

[00:00:32] And that's thousands

[00:00:33] Hoo ridin' through L A

[00:00:34] In a Bronco with Al Cowlings

[00:00:36] The head honcho I'm out browsin'

[00:00:37] And I ain't lookin' for bulletproof Hummers

[00:00:39] Just for bullets that shoot Hummers

[00:00:41] And Beamers with moonroofs for the summer

[00:00:43] For easy access to jump out poppin'

[00:00:44] And turn ya brains to au grauting

[00:00:46] Rotten as a young kid

[00:00:48] I never was the dude to call

[00:00:49] Too busy turnin' G I

[00:00:50] Joes into voodoo dolls

[00:00:52] Put my cigarette out on ya nose

[00:00:54] Get blood on my suit

[00:00:55] I got a thousand of those

[00:00:56] Can't come close

[00:00:57] My discography's the one with the most

[00:00:59] Cause I appear on more tracks

[00:01:00] Than Dale Earnhardt's ghost

[00:01:01] If you approach I'll murder though

[00:01:03] My gun flip more shells

[00:01:05] Than the Ninja Turtle show

[00:01:06] This is my movie in 3D

[00:01:07] Slice ya neck with a Fugees CD

[00:01:09] And stick Lauryn Hill with the coroner's bill

[00:01:12] Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

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[00:01:33] Muthaf**kin' Celph Titled is back yeah

[00:01:34] You can't the diminish fact

[00:01:36] I pull the panties off of feminine acts

[00:01:37] And with Sinista on the scratch maaaan

[00:01:39] You know I'm rippin' this wax cause Buckwild

[00:01:41] Came with the pimpinest track

[00:01:42] And with style and grace

[00:01:44] I'll punch a guy in his face

[00:01:46] Wipe out remove

[00:01:47] Erase and annihilate

[00:01:48] Yeah that's how I move when I swing

[00:01:50] And like Ben Grimm's wife

[00:01:52] You ain't doin' a Thing

[00:01:53] I done been ripped mics

[00:01:54] From Australia to Queens

[00:01:55] Smacked wack labels up

[00:01:57] For bogus sh*t they released

[00:01:58] And when Moses split the seas

[00:02:00] I jumped the gap on water skis

[00:02:01] Did you look back Nah

[00:02:03] Nothin' more to see

[00:02:04] Cause on my Island

[00:02:05] There's no sign of Def Jam

[00:02:06] Won't sign with left hand

[00:02:07] Right hand Aight SCRAM

[00:02:09] I shine bright next to mic stands

[00:02:11] Might just blind ya eye sight

[00:02:12] And give ya hype man a slight tan

[00:02:14] Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

[00:02:17] And we do it like this

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[00:02:19] Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

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[00:02:34] Rough enough when I swing with a uppercut

[00:02:37] Yellin' at rappers like

[00:02:38] A megaphone with the button stuck

[00:02:40] Kerosene pour quarts out

[00:02:42] In front of the court house

[00:02:43] Light a match and in a calm manner I walk out

[00:02:45] In Atlanta I bring the Hawks out

[00:02:47] These are Doberman jaws

[00:02:48] I looked over and saw you had a small snout

[00:02:50] Do I catch wreck Hell yeah

[00:02:52] I'm the Fresh Prince of Hell's Lair

[00:02:54] You'll better get some healthcare

[00:02:55] F**kin' with Celph's rare

[00:02:57] Not too many wanna do it

[00:02:58] But the ones that did got

[00:02:59] They record label ruined

[00:03:01] Made you switch angles

[00:03:02] Somethin' ain't lookin' right

[00:03:03] Underground rappers turned

[00:03:04] To Criss Angel lookalikes

[00:03:06] That's what a faggot's lookin' like

[00:03:07] So f**k anybody that knows ya

[00:03:09] You a coward and a poser

[00:03:10] I'm about flows that roast ya

[00:03:12] Your sh*t's dead

[00:03:13] It's leftover french bread

[00:03:14] From Stouffers burnt in my toaster

[00:03:16] Certainly it's over

[00:03:17] You'll gotta start with a new scheme

[00:03:19] Your goofball Ron Burgundy news team

[00:03:21] Ain't bringin' the forecast

[00:03:23] My hurricane cyclone attack leave you

[00:03:25] With your bones cracked and four casts

[00:03:27] Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

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[00:04:35] The Deal Maker - Celph Titled