《Gee， Officer Krupke》歌词

[00:00:00] Gee Officer Krupke - Stephen Sondheim

[00:00:07] Dear kindly sergeant krupke

[00:00:10] You gotta understand

[00:00:12] It's just our bringing up-ke

[00:00:14] That gets us out of hand

[00:00:15] Our mothers all are junkies

[00:00:17] Our fathers all are drunks

[00:00:19] Golly moses natcherly we're punks

[00:00:22] Gee officer krupke we're very upset

[00:00:26] We never had the love that every child oughta get

[00:00:29] We ain't no delinquents

[00:00:31] We're misunderstood

[00:00:33] Deep down inside us there is good

[00:00:35] There is good

[00:00:36] There is good there is good

[00:00:37] There is untapped good

[00:00:39] Like inside the worst of us is good

[00:00:48] That's a touching good story

[00:00:50] Let me tell it to the world

[00:00:52] Just tell it to the judge

[00:01:00] Dear kindly Judge your Honor

[00:01:02] My parents treat me rough

[00:01:04] With all their marijuana

[00:01:05] They won't give me a puff

[00:01:07] They didn't wanna have me

[00:01:09] But somehow I was had

[00:01:10] Leaping lizards

[00:01:12] That's why I'm so bad

[00:01:14] Officer krupke you're really a square

[00:01:17] This boy don't need a judge

[00:01:19] He needs an analyst's care

[00:01:21] It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed

[00:01:24] He's psychologic'ly disturbed

[00:01:27] I'm disturbed

[00:01:27] We're disturbed we're disturbed

[00:01:29] We're the most disturbed

[00:01:31] Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed

[00:01:40] In the opinion on this court

[00:01:42] This child is depraved on account he

[00:01:43] Ain't had a normal home

[00:01:45] Hey I'm depraved on account

[00:01:46] I'm deprived

[00:01:48] So take him to a headshrinker

[00:01:55] My father is a bastard

[00:01:58] My mother an S O B

[00:01:59] My grandpa's always plastered

[00:02:01] My grandma pushes tea

[00:02:03] My sister wears a mustache

[00:02:04] My brother wears a dress

[00:02:06] Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess

[00:02:09] Yes

[00:02:10] Officer krupke you're really a slob

[00:02:13] This boy don't need a doctor

[00:02:15] Just a good honest job

[00:02:17] Society's played him a terrible trick

[00:02:20] And sociologic'ly he's sick

[00:02:22] I am sick

[00:02:23] We are sick we are sick

[00:02:25] We are sick sick sick

[00:02:26] Like we're sociologically sick

[00:02:35] In my opinion

[00:02:36] This child don't need to have his head shrunk at all

[00:02:39] Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease

[00:02:42] Hey I got a social disease

[00:02:44] So take him to a social worker

[00:02:46] Dear kindly social worker

[00:02:52] Dear kindly social worker

[00:02:54] They say go earn a buck

[00:02:56] Like be a soda jerker

[00:02:58] Which means like be a schumck

[00:02:59] It's not I'm anti-social

[00:03:01] I'm only anti-work

[00:03:03] Gloryosky that's why I'm a jerk

[00:03:06] Eek

[00:03:06] Officer krupke you've done it again

[00:03:09] This boy don't need a job

[00:03:11] He needs a year in the pen

[00:03:13] It ain't just a question of misunderstood

[00:03:16] Deep down inside him he's no good

[00:03:19] I'm no good

[00:03:20] We're no good we're no good

[00:03:21] We're no earthly good

[00:03:23] Like the best of us is no damn good

[00:03:28] The trouble is he's lazy

[00:03:30] The trouble is he drinks

[00:03:31] The trouble is he's crazy

[00:03:33] The trouble is he stinks

[00:03:34] The trouble is he's growing

[00:03:36] The trouble is he's grown

[00:03:38] Krupke we got troubles of our own

[00:03:41] Gee officer krupke

[00:03:43] We're down on our knees

[00:03:45] 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease

[00:03:49] Gee officer krupke

[00:03:51] What are we to do

[00:03:55] Gee officer krupke

[00:03:57] Krup you