《Harper Valley P.T.A.》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley P.T.A. - Small Faces (小面孔乐队)/The Yardbirds

[00:00:08] I want to tell you all the story

[00:00:10] 'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:00:16] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:18] Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:24] Well, her daughter came home

[00:00:26] One afternoon

[00:00:27] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:32] And she said, "Mom, I got a note here

[00:00:34] From the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:00:40] Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson

[00:00:42] You're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:47] It's reported you've been drinkin'

[00:00:49] And a runnin' 'round with men

[00:00:51] And goin' wild

[00:00:55] "And we don't believe you ought to be

[00:00:58] A bringin' up your little girl this way

[00:01:03] And it was signed by the secretary

[00:01:06] Harper Valley PTA

[00:01:11] Well, it happened that the PTA

[00:01:13] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:19] And boy were sure surprised

[00:01:20] When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt

[00:01:23] Into the room

[00:01:27] And as she walked up to the

[00:01:28] Blackboard I can still recall

[00:01:30] The words she had to say

[00:01:34] She said, "I'd like to address this

[00:01:37] Meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:01:42] "Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin'

[00:01:44] There And seven times he asked me

[00:01:46] For a date

[00:01:50] And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to

[00:01:52] Use a lotta ice

[00:01:54] Whenever he's away"

[00:01:58] "And Mr. Baker, can you tell us

[00:02:00] Why your secretary had to

[00:02:02] Leave this town?

[00:02:06] And shouldn't widow Jones be told

[00:02:08] To keep her window shades all pulled

[00:02:10] Completely down?"

[00:02:14] "Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:16] 'Cause he stayed too long

[00:02:17] At Kelly's Bar again

[00:02:21] And if you'll smell Shirley

[00:02:23] Thompson's breath

[00:02:24] You'll find she's had a

[00:02:25] Little nip of gin

[00:02:29] "And then you have the nerve to tell me

[00:02:31] You think that as a mother I not fit

[00:02:37] Well, this is just a little Payton Place

[00:02:39] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

[00:02:45] No, I wouldn't put you on

[00:02:46] Because it really

[00:02:48] Did it happened just this way

[00:02:53] That day my mama socked it

[00:02:54] To the Harper Valley PTA

[00:03:00] That day my mama socked it

[00:03:02] To the Harper Valley PTA