《三侠剑218集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 老总管盛中

[00:00:03] 走起来精神

[00:00:06] 大战

[00:00:06] 吴老三

[00:00:07] 吴Gan

[00:00:10] 哎

[00:00:10] 你看这老头还真有两下子

[00:00:13] 这就叫挨金

[00:00:15] 似金挨玉似玉

[00:00:18] 挨着金銮殿

[00:00:19] 准长灵芝草

[00:00:21] 挨着茅房

[00:00:23] 准长狗尿苔

[00:00:26] 爱什么人学什么人

[00:00:29] 这老头在说过

[00:00:31] 跟圣婴多年

[00:00:34] 年轻的时候就跟着圣经身边左右闯荡江湖

[00:00:39] 转战南北

[00:00:41] 望高人来说

[00:00:43] 艾莲池红衣女

[00:00:46] 夏侯商元都见过

[00:00:51] 各门的门

[00:00:52] 长个派的派主南七北63 省

[00:00:56] 各位高人

[00:00:57] 他见识的多了

[00:00:59] 就看就熏

[00:01:02] 也熏个半仙之体

[00:01:06] 而且跟圣英两个人他也切磋过技艺

[00:01:11] 圣婴也传授过他真本事

[00:01:14] 就是年纪大了

[00:01:17] 商鞅啊

[00:01:18] 把他留在家里

[00:01:20] 你替我掌管家里的事情

[00:01:23] 什么房地产呐待人接物啊没人管怎么行啊

[00:01:30] 尤其圣经

[00:01:31] 常年在外

[00:01:33] 家里得有个可靠的人

[00:01:36] 这圣忠赤胆忠心呐

[00:01:40] Na

[00:01:40] 老盛家就当成自己的家

[00:01:45] 其实他不姓盛

[00:01:48] 他原姓姓周

[00:01:50] 跟圣音不错

[00:01:52] 后来把姓都改了

[00:01:54] 原来叫周中

[00:01:56] 现在变成了胜中

[00:02:00] 这咱都不说

[00:02:02] 现在老头就是上了几岁年纪了

[00:02:06] 不像圣婴那样

[00:02:07] 老在外头闯荡

[00:02:10] 所以这功夫没有显露出来

[00:02:13] 接着这一显露真是一鸣惊人哪

[00:02:18] 联胜奎也没想到圣奎还行啊

[00:02:22] 嘿

[00:02:23] 我们这老总管有俩下子

[00:02:26] 真是真人不露相

[00:02:27] 露相不真人呐

[00:02:29] 在关键时刻真拿笔刀出来

[00:02:32] 真叫人钦佩

[00:02:35] 这吴刚可倒霉了

[00:02:37] 他原来欺负老头儿上了年岁了

[00:02:40] 等一交上手大吃了一惊

[00:02:42] 哎呀

[00:02:43] 我上当了

[00:02:45] 说的上当也晚了

[00:02:48] 让老头使了一招

[00:02:50] 叫老和尚撞钟

[00:02:54] 光这一脑袋

[00:02:56] 症状在前胸上

[00:02:59] 吴老三站立不稳

[00:03:00] 摔了个仰面朝天哇

[00:03:06] 尘土飞起多高来

[00:03:08] 就好像三层

[00:03:09] 楼上扔下个大包

[00:03:11] 又好像倒了一面墙

[00:03:15] 围观的这几百口子话a

[00:03:20] 我大个子摔得真结实啊啊

[00:03:24] 看看那地叫他砸裂没有

[00:03:26] 这小子屁股可真接啥

[00:03:31] 哎哟

[00:03:32] 吴老三弄了个面红耳赤

[00:03:36] 一骨碌身从地上站起来

[00:03:40] 你了半天没说出话来

[00:03:43] 圣中老头儿也累坏了

[00:03:47] 叉着腰直喘气

[00:03:48] 呃呃

[00:03:50] 姥姥姥姥年老不讲筋骨

[00:03:55] 为能啊

[00:03:56] 打人也费劲儿啊

[00:03:59] 你不服啊

[00:04:00] 不服再过来

[00:04:02] 老爷子我陪你再走几趟

[00:04:06] 吴老师

[00:04:08] 吴强飞神经跳过来

[00:04:11] 三哥您

[00:04:12] 哎呀您

[00:04:14] 您那也是轻敌了

[00:04:16] 您觉得他那么大的岁数了

[00:04:19] 舍不得打他

[00:04:20] 结果您吃亏了

[00:04:22] 平民的本事收十个老糟头子还费劲吗

[00:04:26] 嗯

[00:04:27] 看来呀

[00:04:28] 慈悲心肠

[00:04:29] 刘祸害啊

[00:04:31] 三哥你往旁边闪

[00:04:33] 把这老糟头子交给我了

[00:04:36] 无墙跳过来要报复

[00:04:39] 老盛忠刚想伸手

[00:04:42] 从院儿里头跑出一个人来

[00:04:46] 这人一边跑一边喊老总管

[00:04:50] 别伸手儿给我留一个

[00:04:54] 说着话的时间

[00:04:55] 这个人就到了外边

[00:04:57] 大家闪目一看谁啊

[00:05:00] 给老盛家做饭的厨师姓王啊

[00:05:04] 王胖子

[00:05:06] 这王胖子今年39 岁

[00:05:09] 呃

[00:05:10] 长得是评判J 厨师傅脸上都是油

[00:05:15] 这位戴着套袖还扎着围裙

[00:05:18] 大便在头顶上盘着

[00:05:20] 胖的小眼睛不大

[00:05:23] 一瞅像个弥勒佛一样

[00:05:25] 挺讨人喜欢

[00:05:27] 刚才有人给他送了信儿了

[00:05:29] 他觉得挺热闹

[00:05:31] 放下手里的活计来到外边

[00:05:35] 胜奎一看还真行

[00:05:38] 我们家的人都伸上手了

[00:05:40] 这也好亮亮

[00:05:41] 家底儿让他们外人也知道

[00:05:44] 知道老盛也绝非等闲之辈

[00:05:46] 孩子大人没有不会武术的

[00:05:50] 王胖子来到外边

[00:05:52] 先冲着圣奎一抱拳啥呀

[00:05:55] 我过过瘾行吗

[00:05:57] 胜奎点点头

[00:05:58] 行行行行随便a

[00:06:01] 西安杀人了

[00:06:03] 他又来到胜终进前

[00:06:05] 老总管

[00:06:06] 别见着好吃的

[00:06:08] 不撒嘴给我也留一口好了

[00:06:11] 您老人家这么大的年纪了

[00:06:13] 到旁边歇歇

[00:06:14] 把这大哥都交给我了

[00:06:17] 哎哟

[00:06:18] 这无强

[00:06:18] 你看真好

[00:06:19] 他们家都干嘛都出来了

[00:06:22] 这边还系着围裙呢哦

[00:06:24] 厨师傅

[00:06:26] 嘿

[00:06:26] 这倒霉劲儿

[00:06:29] 你是何人王胖子

[00:06:33] 老盛家的厨师不是打你这样的还用的着我们老镖头也用不着我们少镖头

[00:06:41] 是不是呢

[00:06:42] 我这做饭呢

[00:06:44] 我就把你收拾了

[00:06:45] 不信咱伸伸手试试

[00:06:49] 书说简短

[00:06:50] 两个人一伸手

[00:06:51] 这王胖子真有两下子

[00:06:54] 不光做饭

[00:06:55] 没事儿也练舞

[00:06:58] 没说嘛

[00:06:59] 老师你的人没有

[00:07:00] 不被无数的

[00:07:02] 这老吴建科寺里是倒霉

[00:07:05] 大老远的从太难

[00:07:07] 神州跑到这儿来丢人现眼

[00:07:10] 结果让王胖子使了一招

[00:07:13] 单峰贯耳端了一拳

[00:07:17] 正呆在吴老师er 们上

[00:07:19] 把他打得脑袋呜了一声

[00:07:21] 摔倒在地

[00:07:22] 众人哗全了

[00:07:26] 这吴老四可急了

[00:07:28] 转回身站起来到大车那儿去

[00:07:33] 干嘛呀

[00:07:34] 那有家吧事儿

[00:07:37] 他伸手抄起一条花枪来

[00:07:39] 转身就想玩儿命

[00:07:42] 它也转过身来了

[00:07:44] 再看王胖子把围裙撩起来把手擦了

[00:07:47] 擦

[00:07:48] 我内邮还在大勺里呢

[00:07:50] 哎

[00:07:50] 别着了啊

[00:07:51] 对不起

[00:07:52] 我回去了

[00:07:53] 他走了

[00:07:54] 吴老四手拖着花腔

[00:07:57] 想追没敢

[00:08:00] 一个你不像话

[00:08:02] 跑人家愿去折腾去

[00:08:05] 第二呢

[00:08:06] 啪啪院里有埋伏

[00:08:08] 所以把花枪颤了三颤

[00:08:11] 摇了三摇

[00:08:11] 是破口大骂

[00:08:13] A 胜奎

[00:08:15] 你过来

[00:08:17] 你什么本事

[00:08:19] 你就指使你手下那些人呐

[00:08:22] A

[00:08:22] 来来来

[00:08:23] 快过来

[00:08:26] 胜奎一看行了

[00:08:27] 差不多少

[00:08:29] 迈步从台阶上下来

[00:08:32] 我说各位

[00:08:33] 姓秦的

[00:08:35] 能不能见好就收

[00:08:38] 有道是不打不相识

[00:08:41] 折腾的够呛的了

[00:08:43] 我饭菜都准备好了

[00:08:46] 各位要赏脸到我家里头

[00:08:50] 喝点酒

[00:08:51] 歇歇腿儿

[00:08:52] 你们从哪儿来就回到哪去

[00:08:55] 这件事儿一笔勾销就直当没有发生

[00:09:01] 如果你们胆敢得寸进尺

[00:09:05] 恐怕这个后果不堪设想

[00:09:10] 秦天凉e 品火往上撞卖不过来

[00:09:15] 老四

[00:09:15] 你回去回去

[00:09:17] 笑死我了

[00:09:19] 今天梁看了看肾亏

[00:09:23] 我姓盛的

[00:09:24] 算了

[00:09:26] 今天你想想

[00:09:27] 我们大老远来了

[00:09:28] 能白来吗

[00:09:30] 连胜赢的面儿都没见着

[00:09:33] 我们就这么走了

[00:09:35] 嗯

[00:09:36] 好

[00:09:37] 我也看出来了

[00:09:39] 圣婴躲在哪一米

[00:09:42] 不想见我们哥几个

[00:09:44] 既然这样

[00:09:46] 胜奎

[00:09:48] 你丫就得自认倒霉啊

[00:09:51] 你爹不来你就顶替你爹

[00:09:55] 这叫父债子还拿没关系

[00:10:02] 往后一退

[00:10:03] 嗯

[00:10:03] 疯狂X 8 X 啊

[00:10:08] 啊

[00:10:08] 一你佩戴课哈

[00:10:10] 王建太可怜

[00:10:13] 这可往届李健苗子

[00:10:16] 就不算呢吧

[00:10:18] 光算前头

[00:10:20] 就这一咕噜就三尺一长

[00:10:24] 剑罢是双手带俩

[00:10:26] 手可以握着

[00:10:28] 加在一起是三尺八长

[00:10:32] 这叫大保健

[00:10:33] 分量加重

[00:10:35] 比一般的保健又沉又宽又厚

[00:10:40] 书中代言

[00:10:41] 这把剑是为圣应准备的

[00:10:46] 在他的手握大保健时

[00:10:48] 直奔肾亏

[00:10:51] 上回看人家使家伙持手空拳非吃亏

[00:10:55] 不可一回首

[00:10:58] 在仆人手里头把三截棍截过来给我划出来

[00:11:05] 现在有点儿升级了

[00:11:08] 方才是拳脚拳脚

[00:11:12] 杀伤力不是那么大的

[00:11:14] 这回变成真鸭子了

[00:11:17] 那碰上就够呛了

[00:11:19] 粘上去见红啊

[00:11:22] 两个人拉架是刚想伸手

[00:11:26] 谱子外头一阵大乱

[00:11:29] 圣婴风尘仆仆

[00:11:32] 赶回来后的跟着一二百口子

[00:11:36] 唱戏的也不唱了

[00:11:38] 来不及卸妆

[00:11:40] 在后面也跟来了

[00:11:44] 为什么声音正看戏呢

[00:11:48] 一开始他没有察觉

[00:11:52] 锣鼓点儿

[00:11:53] 家伙点

[00:11:53] 当当当当锵锵锵锵锵锵

[00:11:55] 这么一想

[00:11:56] 震耳欲聋

[00:11:58] 什么也听不清楚

[00:12:01] 长了声音一看

[00:12:04] 儿子肾亏

[00:12:06] 没养呢

[00:12:07] 老家人胜中不见了

[00:12:11] 就这小三儿

[00:12:12] 在这儿

[00:12:12] 他发现这个小三所守所给的那个价

[00:12:18] 好像有点儿什么事儿

[00:12:20] 圣经是干嘛的

[00:12:22] 拉过小三车

[00:12:23] 一问怎么回事儿

[00:12:24] 一开始小三不敢说

[00:12:27] 后来剩就生气了

[00:12:28] 说他怎么回事儿

[00:12:30] 小骚枯藤跪下了

[00:12:31] 老侠客

[00:12:33] 不

[00:12:33] 不不

[00:12:34] 不是我不说

[00:12:35] 怕您生气是这么这么这么回事儿

[00:12:40] 他把秦天凉一会儿拉着棺材来找茬的事儿都说了

[00:12:45] 当然他不知道叫秦天凉啊

[00:12:48] 他就说来了一伙人

[00:12:50] 少爷和总管回去处理这个事情

[00:12:53] 已经走了很长时间

[00:12:55] 到现在没回来

[00:12:56] 哎呀

[00:12:59] 声音就站起来

[00:13:01] 还有新看戏吗

[00:13:04] 准知来者不善善者不来热闹

[00:13:07] 必要的时候帮着三爷的忙

[00:13:10] 就这么唱戏的

[00:13:11] 文武场也跟着

[00:13:13] 单说声音

[00:13:15] 心里有事

[00:13:16] 脚下加紧眨眼之间来

[00:13:18] 在门前一看围着这么多人

[00:13:21] 跷脚往里看他

[00:13:23] 任昕天凉

[00:13:26] 尚奎老在家里头

[00:13:28] 在外边的人不太熟悉

[00:13:30] 商鞅认识心里说话

[00:13:34] 哎呀

[00:13:35] 我跟老秦也是解不开的仇疙瘩

[00:13:39] 这老秦家就是我的要命鬼啊

[00:13:42] 飞天鼠

[00:13:43] 秦尤

[00:13:46] 现在已经逃走了

[00:13:48] 你到哪去了

[00:13:49] 不知道

[00:13:50] 不把秦牛逮住

[00:13:53] 我不带得好的

[00:13:55] 这小子一辈子就算计我

[00:13:59] 另外

[00:13:59] 老情结的人

[00:14:01] 我得罪了个爆

[00:14:04] 你看见没

[00:14:04] 左一波又一波

[00:14:06] 都是他的三亲六故

[00:14:09] 这不今天亮码

[00:14:11] 大排行在老九

[00:14:14] 所以又叫秦老九

[00:14:17] 这是晴天报的

[00:14:19] 兄弟甭问

[00:14:21] 又来给晴天报报仇出气来了

[00:14:25] 圣婴大喊一声

[00:14:26] 众人分开

[00:14:28] 昆仑侠来到里边

[00:14:31] 老霞

[00:14:31] 这把火往下压力压

[00:14:33] 把一切都看在眼里啊

[00:14:37] 现在就得演戏

[00:14:40] 怎么个演戏啊

[00:14:43] 那上应多有经验

[00:14:46] 高声段喝次责

[00:14:48] 儿子胜奎奎啊种啥

[00:14:54] 好大的胆子

[00:14:57] 竟敢一小反杀你认识吗

[00:15:00] 站在你眼前

[00:15:02] 这个主飞天蜈蚣秦天凉是你九叔

[00:15:09] 你怎么跟九叔要伸手儿还不跪下跟九叔可逃跪下

[00:15:19] 这就叫光棍

[00:15:20] 叫耍人了

[00:15:24] 胜奎一看a

[00:15:27] 100个不愿意

[00:15:29] 没有办法呀

[00:15:31] 胜奎赶紧双膝跪下

[00:15:34] 怕憋生气

[00:15:36] 九数

[00:15:37] 不知者不怪

[00:15:39] 我爹这一提醒

[00:15:41] 我才知道怎么回事儿

[00:15:43] 树枝儿一小犯煞

[00:15:46] 我罪该万死

[00:15:48] 就说我我给您赔礼了

[00:15:52] 你看容易吗

[00:15:56] 声音家教管得十分严呢

[00:15:59] 有道是顺者为孝

[00:16:03] 当爹的说什么

[00:16:04] 儿子得听

[00:16:06] 这才叫孝顺

[00:16:08] 肖根顺是两回事儿

[00:16:12] 年工才越宫女服侍老人

[00:16:15] 挣了钱往家拿

[00:16:18] 这是笑

[00:16:20] 但是不等于顺

[00:16:23] 尽管经济方面支持老人

[00:16:25] 到时候老人说东

[00:16:27] 你偏说西

[00:16:28] 老人打狗

[00:16:29] 你偏骂鸡老

[00:16:31] 憋着劲儿来

[00:16:32] 你就给多少钱

[00:16:33] 不等于孝子

[00:16:35] 顺者为孝

[00:16:38] 老人喜欢什么

[00:16:40] 当晚辈的a 就能做到

[00:16:44] 这才叫孝顺

[00:16:47] 胜奎就做到这一点了

[00:16:49] 明不乐意

[00:16:50] 没办法

[00:16:51] 憋着劲儿也得跪下

[00:16:54] 让爹高兴

[00:16:58] 飞天蜈蚣秦天

[00:16:59] 两手擎大保健

[00:17:01] 你看为啥

[00:17:05] 有点发傻

[00:17:08] 这人就怕不能进

[00:17:10] 尤其录里呢

[00:17:11] 就讲究这套

[00:17:14] 在外面

[00:17:17] 我是圣奎啊

[00:17:18] 起来起来起来

[00:17:18] 你起来没你的事儿

[00:17:21] 你要早把你憋着嘞

[00:17:24] 咱们爷俩犯的着红脸吗

[00:17:26] 是不是呢

[00:17:27] 来来眯起了

[00:17:29] 胜奎站起来

[00:17:31] 闪退一旁

[00:17:33] 行天凉

[00:17:34] 冲着圣经一抱拳

[00:17:36] 三哥啊

[00:17:38] 还认识小丽吗

[00:17:40] 认识

[00:17:42] 多年的交情啦

[00:17:44] 我怎么能不认识呢

[00:17:47] 只是日月蹉跎咱们都老啦

[00:17:51] 哈哈哈三哥

[00:17:54] 我看您没怎么老

[00:17:57] 红光满面

[00:17:59] 春风得意

[00:18:01] 您比当初啊

[00:18:03] 还少下了是吗

[00:18:06] 九弟你真会说话

[00:18:08] 托福托福9 D 啊

[00:18:11] 这些人都是你带来的朋友吧

[00:18:15] 你的朋友就是我的朋友

[00:18:18] 此地并非讲话之所大家吧

[00:18:22] 好吧

[00:18:24] 咱们弟兄坐下长谈

[00:18:27] 有什么话你尽管说

[00:18:30] 老哥哥能办到的事

[00:18:32] 尽力而为

[00:18:33] 你看好吗

[00:18:35] 多谢三哥

[00:18:38] 不啊

[00:18:39] 不B

[00:18:41] 方才胜奎也是这么说的

[00:18:45] 现在我把来

[00:18:48] 我就跟您说说

[00:18:50] 就在这说

[00:18:51] 这孩疯了

[00:18:53] 很敞亮

[00:18:55] 9 D 有话请讲

[00:18:59] 我说商鞅我就不说

[00:19:02] 你心里也跟明镜儿一样

[00:19:05] 我为我四哥淫念鬼秦天报报仇而来

[00:19:11] 不是

[00:19:12] 我们不厌其烦老翻老账

[00:19:15] 因为这个事儿没摆平

[00:19:18] 没摆平就得皮

[00:19:21] 想当初你们明清八义一个头磕在地上

[00:19:25] 说什么有福同享有难同当

[00:19:29] 不愿同年同月同日生

[00:19:31] 但愿同年同月同日死这话

[00:19:35] 有吧声音点点头

[00:19:37] 有好啊

[00:19:39] 后来你们哥八个号称明清八义

[00:19:42] 占据冯虎山

[00:19:45] 我说你圣婴是执掌冯虎山的当家人

[00:19:51] 你掐半拉眼角儿就没看上我四哥呀

[00:19:56] 我我四哥就是晴天棒对吧

[00:20:01] 声音一听呢

[00:20:03] 那还用说吗这不废话吗

[00:20:05] 哥

[00:20:06] 人非圣贤

[00:20:07] 孰能无过

[00:20:09] 我四哥就贪恋女色

[00:20:11] 搞了两个女人

[00:20:13] 那算个什么呢a

[00:20:17] 哎哟

[00:20:18] 你圣婴自抬身价

[00:20:20] 抓我哥哥一招之错

[00:20:23] 一标把它给打死了

[00:20:25] 有这码事儿

[00:20:27] 没声明说有有是我打死的

[00:20:31] 妥啦

[00:20:32] 杀人偿命

[00:20:34] 欠债还钱呢

[00:20:36] 我四哥死的太冤了

[00:20:39] 我们老秦家没人啦啊

[00:20:42] 我说你声音你你多损啊你

[00:20:46] 你把人给打死了

[00:20:47] 你还假装哭

[00:20:49] 还有出丧发病

[00:20:51] 然后把我嫂子养活起来

[00:20:54] 把我侄儿秦邮养活起来

[00:20:58] 沽名钓誉假充善人呢

[00:21:02] 后来呀

[00:21:04] 夫人也死了

[00:21:05] 叫你逼着就剩下孩子飞天鼠秦尤

[00:21:10] 你把那孩子逼得走投无路啦

[00:21:14] 才逃门在外啊

[00:21:16] 现在非典辱其油脂

[00:21:18] 所以到国宝之所以跟你圣婴完不了

[00:21:24] 不就这个跟油吗

[00:21:27] 这总跟没解决这事儿完得了吗

[00:21:31] 现在孩子多苦

[00:21:35] 没有容身之地啊

[00:21:37] 我上映啊

[00:21:39] 你这老头子够狠的

[00:21:41] 够毒的

[00:21:42] 够阴损的

[00:21:45] 就为了其填报的事儿

[00:21:48] 我一头扎到泰安神州

[00:21:51] 苦练本领

[00:21:52] 你来查

[00:21:54] 我练的这口大保健

[00:21:57] 就是给你准备的

[00:22:01] 不给人面鬼晴天报

[00:22:03] 报了仇

[00:22:05] 我誓不为人哪

[00:22:08] 今天你看见没

[00:22:10] 我给你送了一件礼物

[00:22:12] 白茬棺材不装你就装我

[00:22:18] 如果晴天

[00:22:19] 报在天有灵

[00:22:22] 保佑着我

[00:22:23] 我一保健把你给捅死你

[00:22:26] 正好躺在棺材里

[00:22:29] 连兽医我给准备了

[00:22:31] 别办喜事了

[00:22:34] 就办丧事

[00:22:36] 总算给秦天报报了仇了

[00:22:39] 如果老天不要我

[00:22:42] 我死在你圣婴的刀下

[00:22:45] 或者死在你的标下

[00:22:47] 我躺在这棺材里

[00:22:48] 把我拉回泰安神州

[00:22:53] 今天不是鱼死就是网破

[00:22:57] 不是你死

[00:22:58] 就是我死

[00:23:01] 你听明白了吗

[00:23:05] 圣婴心说

[00:23:07] 这伙人怎么跟他们解释呢

[00:23:11] 不解释吧

[00:23:12] 还不行

[00:23:14] 解释吧

[00:23:15] 说了1万遍了