《三侠剑016集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 圣手昆仑侠胜英

[00:00:05] 率领84人到莲花玉参加南北英雄会

[00:00:12] 总辖大寨主震

[00:00:13] 八方临时配

[00:00:15] 笑容可掬

[00:00:17] 对圣经毕恭毕敬

[00:00:21] 但谁都看得出来

[00:00:22] 这是表面现象

[00:00:24] 时至暗含杀机

[00:00:28] 临时非要请客

[00:00:31] 让大家一醉方休

[00:00:34] 上央啊

[00:00:35] 给把他拦住了

[00:00:39] 声音说

[00:00:40] 大债主

[00:00:41] 吃喝是小

[00:00:44] 办事是大呀

[00:00:47] 我记得五天前我跟总辖大寨主二寨主说得清楚

[00:00:52] 讲得明白

[00:00:54] 我要的是采花淫贼高双清

[00:00:58] 大概比如说

[00:01:00] 五天后举办

[00:01:02] 南北英雄会在这个会上把淫贼交给老妇

[00:01:07] 可有此事吗

[00:01:11] 老民工

[00:01:13] 这我怎么能忘呢

[00:01:15] 我怎么说的就怎么办

[00:01:18] 好吧

[00:01:20] 既然大债主能承诺自己的誓言

[00:01:24] 那就希望你把高双清当众交出

[00:01:29] 我要清理门户

[00:01:31] 以正门规

[00:01:33] 好

[00:01:35] 请老民工稍候片刻

[00:01:39] 临时配说完了

[00:01:41] 冲身旁的喽罗兵头目交代了几句

[00:01:45] 这人转身走了

[00:01:47] 大家在这儿等着时间不大

[00:01:51] 就听见铁锁的声音

[00:01:54] 杂杂稀里哗啦

[00:01:57] 稀里哗啦稀里哗啦

[00:01:59] 在座的人闪目观瞧

[00:02:03] 八名喽罗兵怀抱鬼头刀

[00:02:07] 后头还跟着俩拿鞭子的呀

[00:02:09] 上一个人

[00:02:11] You j 主太惨了

[00:02:13] 披头散发

[00:02:16] 衣服不整

[00:02:18] 在双腿上待着挺粗D 脚镣

[00:02:21] 脖子上有脖锁

[00:02:23] 还被五花大绑捆着

[00:02:26] 上应众人一看

[00:02:28] 非是旁人

[00:02:29] 正是要拿个采花贼高双清

[00:02:34] 这高双清啊

[00:02:35] 这些天可受了罪了

[00:02:38] 掉到后娘手里了

[00:02:40] 压到后山八卦十楼

[00:02:43] 一天就像喂狗似的

[00:02:45] 到时候给她送点吃的

[00:02:47] 可乐送点喝的

[00:02:49] 失去行动

[00:02:50] 自由

[00:02:52] 临时配派人严加看管

[00:02:55] 这小子这几天几乎都没睡觉

[00:02:59] 本来就不胖

[00:03:01] 现在这张脸剩下的狗舌头一条心

[00:03:05] 塞油喷

[00:03:08] 膏霜清新

[00:03:09] 说话要知现在

[00:03:11] 何必当初

[00:03:14] 天下这么大我

[00:03:15] 哪都不去

[00:03:17] 我跑的莲花玉

[00:03:19] 结果自找倒霉啊

[00:03:23] 现在累生双翅也难以脱逃啦

[00:03:28] 最后把牙一咬

[00:03:30] 心一横

[00:03:30] 爱怎么地就怎么地吧

[00:03:34] 今儿个被提出来

[00:03:37] 来到众人面前

[00:03:40] 喽喽

[00:03:41] 兵往左右一分报

[00:03:43] 大债主罪犯带到

[00:03:47] 临时配看了看他

[00:03:50] 转回身跟胜英说

[00:03:53] 老民工

[00:03:55] 您是要他马

[00:03:58] 大债主一点儿都不错

[00:04:00] 我要抓的正是此人

[00:04:04] 好吧

[00:04:05] 现在我把高双清压上来了

[00:04:09] 不知老民工怎样洒落于他

[00:04:13] 圣樱冷笑一声

[00:04:15] 这还用问吗

[00:04:17] 这小子是自作自受死有余辜

[00:04:21] 当然我要死口儿

[00:04:24] 声音这话

[00:04:25] 刚一出口

[00:04:27] 就见金镖黄三泰阳乡贾贾明红旗、李玉凤凰、张七

[00:04:34] 小芳说

[00:04:35] 欧阳德入地昆仑秋莲苍凉

[00:04:39] 苍凉苍凉

[00:04:42] 各拉兵器往上一闯

[00:04:45] 就要下手

[00:04:47] 想把高双清乱刃分尸

[00:04:51] 高双清一看

[00:04:52] 把眼一闭

[00:04:54] 裤裆都湿了

[00:04:56] 吓得尿了裤子

[00:04:59] 听说话

[00:04:59] 这算玩玩

[00:05:04] 还没等众人动手呢

[00:05:06] 林世配过来

[00:05:08] 把胳膊一伸骂等等

[00:05:12] 众人就一愣

[00:05:14] 圣经把脸往下一沉

[00:05:18] 大债主

[00:05:19] 莫非食言不成

[00:05:22] 非也

[00:05:24] 老民工

[00:05:25] 您说错了

[00:05:27] 您要的是高双氢睾双清

[00:05:30] 在我手里能看得清楚

[00:05:32] 他跑不了

[00:05:34] 因清理门户离所应该把他杀了

[00:05:39] 他是罪有应得

[00:05:41] 跟我有什么关系

[00:05:42] 没关系

[00:05:44] 我怎么说的怎么办

[00:05:46] 此人我是非交给你们不可

[00:05:49] 但是呢

[00:05:50] 我有个小小的要求

[00:05:53] 您来看我

[00:05:54] 请了这么多的英雄豪杰

[00:05:57] 大家听说您老人家能到我的莲花玉来参加南北英雄会

[00:06:03] 无不欢欣鼓舞啊

[00:06:07] 谁不知道神标将圣手昆仑侠呀

[00:06:11] 您的名望太大了

[00:06:14] 众人提出一个要求

[00:06:16] 想在这酒席宴前留个纪念

[00:06:20] 看看您的刀法

[00:06:21] 瞅瞅您的标法

[00:06:23] 再看看您的甩头

[00:06:25] 一子想学习学习

[00:06:28] 故此呢

[00:06:30] 我呀

[00:06:30] 先把这个高双清呀起来

[00:06:34] 咱们先留个纪念

[00:06:36] 等完了事儿

[00:06:37] 我再把膏霜青县出来认民发路

[00:06:42] 不知老民工意下如何呢

[00:06:45] 来呀把高双清压下去

[00:06:50] 你说这是干

[00:06:52] 未经剩应允许临时配自作主张

[00:06:58] 把高双清又给带走了

[00:07:02] 圣婴心里是十分不愿来的

[00:07:06] 这80几个人也不服

[00:07:08] 不忿就想翻脸

[00:07:10] 质问临时配

[00:07:12] 但是圣鹰一想

[00:07:13] 别急

[00:07:14] 别讲小不忍

[00:07:17] 则乱大谋

[00:07:19] 看来这个高双清是跑不了了

[00:07:22] 别因为这点儿事儿耽误点儿时间就闹翻了

[00:07:26] 真要闹翻了

[00:07:27] 后果不堪设想

[00:07:31] 圣婴一挥手

[00:07:33] 众人赶紧归做

[00:07:34] 谁也不敢说个不字

[00:07:37] 圣经是脑袋

[00:07:38] 心里笑到脸上

[00:07:41] 大寨如

[00:07:43] 恭敬不如从命就医寨主的安排

[00:07:48] 多谢老民工

[00:07:50] 多谢老民工

[00:07:52] 请坐

[00:07:55] 说着话

[00:07:56] 酒宴摆上

[00:07:58] 人们在这边吃边喝

[00:08:01] 谈笑风生

[00:08:03] 临时配宣布酒席宴前无以为乐呀

[00:08:08] 咱得助助酒兴啊

[00:08:10] 怎么办呢

[00:08:12] 今儿个让大家看个小玩意

[00:08:16] 大家看看

[00:08:17] 取个乐子啊

[00:08:19] 说着话

[00:08:20] 三击掌啪啪啪

[00:08:25] 毫无疑问是仙

[00:08:27] 人家都做了安排了

[00:08:30] 就听见咕噜亚弟的声音

[00:08:35] Leng Lu Lu men

[00:08:42] 大伙瞎说

[00:08:42] 什么玩意儿

[00:08:44] 杉木官桥

[00:08:47] 有那么几十名喽罗兵

[00:08:50] 推了个大笼子

[00:08:52] 您说这笼子有多大呀

[00:08:55] 能有一丈四尺多高

[00:08:58] 能有一丈六尺多宽一丈六尺多长

[00:09:05] 这笼子是用铁条边的

[00:09:08] 人哪根本钻不进去

[00:09:11] 密密麻麻

[00:09:12] 但是看得非常清楚

[00:09:15] 笼子的顶上铺着三寸多厚的木板

[00:09:21] 这木板冰得非常严实

[00:09:23] 你就人在这怎么跳的没事儿

[00:09:27] 再往笼子里关桥

[00:09:29] 关着一头梅花鹿

[00:09:32] 梅花鹿

[00:09:35] 您到那个公园儿

[00:09:36] 动物园儿大概都看过

[00:09:38] 这是一种善兽

[00:09:41] 陆呢是食草动物

[00:09:43] 比较温顺

[00:09:45] 但这条路则不然

[00:09:50] 那是临时配啊

[00:09:52] 养得这么投入

[00:09:54] 久经训练期性残忍呐

[00:09:59] 那脑袋上的两个大犄角八个差叫八叉梅花鹿

[00:10:04] 身上斑斑点点

[00:10:07] 就是说这俩机就这八个差

[00:10:10] 比刀尖保健还快

[00:10:14] 这条路眼珠子是红的

[00:10:17] 等推到众人面前

[00:10:19] 这条路有点儿发晶

[00:10:22] 左看看右看看

[00:10:24] 在里头只打陌陌是吧

[00:10:28] 八支灯臂

[00:10:31] 众人不知道什么意思

[00:10:33] 等一切全安排好了

[00:10:36] Loading 往后一退

[00:10:38] 临时配把酒杯放下了

[00:10:41] 对圣英说

[00:10:43] 老民工

[00:10:45] 各位

[00:10:47] 大家看见了吧

[00:10:48] 第二个以助酒兴

[00:10:52] 大家都知道这是一头鹿

[00:10:55] 鹿乃善瘦

[00:10:57] 但是我养的这条路不是善树栖性凶猛啊

[00:11:03] 还会两下五八超

[00:11:05] 我想请总镖局的人

[00:11:08] 哪位英雄好汉前来驯鹿

[00:11:12] 要到笼子里把这头梅花鹿给驯服了

[00:11:17] 这头鹿我就送给他

[00:11:20] 嗯

[00:11:20] 咱做个纪念

[00:11:22] 不知各位可有这种把量走

[00:11:27] 老民工

[00:11:28] 您随便派个人吧

[00:11:30] 让我们大家开开眼

[00:11:34] 你听说这话多好听

[00:11:36] 实则就是检验检验南七北63 省这些人有没有这种功夫

[00:11:43] 有没有这种胆量

[00:11:46] 这就是挑战

[00:11:50] 声音能不明白吗

[00:11:52] 转回身来问手下的人

[00:11:57] 你们都看见了吧

[00:12:00] 林债主说的话

[00:12:01] 中文也听清了吧

[00:12:04] 不知哪位前去驯鹿

[00:12:08] 谁去啊

[00:12:10] 来这些人

[00:12:12] 早都憋足了劲儿了

[00:12:14] 七个不服

[00:12:14] 八个不忿120 个不含糊

[00:12:18] 那你说是鹿

[00:12:20] 就是狮子

[00:12:20] 老虎

[00:12:22] 巨蟒

[00:12:22] 大象也无所畏惧

[00:12:25] 圣婴的话

[00:12:26] 刚一落地

[00:12:28] 就在后边站起

[00:12:29] 一个主来斗单天喊了一声

[00:12:33] 师伯

[00:12:35] 我去

[00:12:37] 嗷的一

[00:12:38] 嗓子跟打雷差不多

[00:12:40] 众人回身一看

[00:12:42] J 组30 左右岁

[00:12:46] 长得个头并不高

[00:12:48] 五短身材车轴汉子

[00:12:51] 红扑扑的脸庞

[00:12:53] 两道浓眉

[00:12:55] 一对大豹子眼

[00:12:57] 稍微有点黑胡桃

[00:12:58] 常穿青挂皂

[00:13:01] 精神饱满

[00:13:03] 说话声音洪亮

[00:13:06] 商鞅一看是谁啊

[00:13:09] 正是手下一个图纸东路总镖头绿得广

[00:13:16] 东陆总镖头手下领着200多人啊

[00:13:20] 不含糊

[00:13:21] 能够独当一面

[00:13:24] 这次参加南北英雄会把他带来了

[00:13:28] 因为他有两下子、长拳、短打

[00:13:31] 马上部下样样节能

[00:13:35] 路德广

[00:13:36] 卖不来的前面

[00:13:38] 世博我去

[00:13:40] 怎么样

[00:13:42] 嗯

[00:13:43] 德国啊

[00:13:44] 不要掉以轻心

[00:13:47] 千万留神您老

[00:13:49] 放心吧

[00:13:51] 大江大浪度过

[00:13:53] 多少小河沟还翻得了船马

[00:13:57] 一头小小的梅花鹿算得了什么呢

[00:14:00] 您瞧好

[00:14:05] 来到院里正中

[00:14:07] 到了笼子的前边

[00:14:09] 先围着笼子转了三圈

[00:14:12] 一看没门儿

[00:14:14] 从哪儿进去呢

[00:14:16] 他正纳闷

[00:14:17] 临时配说话呢

[00:14:20] 请问这位朋友尊姓大名啊

[00:14:23] 路德广噢

[00:14:27] 现在的总镖局身

[00:14:30] 任何职啊

[00:14:31] 东陆总镖头you 不含糊

[00:14:36] 你想驯鹿来

[00:14:39] 好吧

[00:14:41] 这笼子周围没门儿门儿在上边儿

[00:14:45] 需从天窗跳进去哦

[00:14:48] 哎

[00:14:48] 我说找不着门呢

[00:14:49] 好累

[00:14:52] 在看路子广

[00:14:53] 周身上下紧

[00:14:54] 陈利落

[00:14:55] 甩掉英雄场

[00:14:56] 刚要往上窜

[00:14:59] 被临时配把他拦住了

[00:15:00] 等等

[00:15:02] 我说绿镖狮

[00:15:04] 你背后背的什么啊

[00:15:06] 打将双边

[00:15:09] 嘿嘿

[00:15:10] 带着家把事儿可不行

[00:15:13] 咱须把丑话说在前

[00:15:14] 边儿录乃善受

[00:15:18] 咱们今儿叫驯鹿

[00:15:20] 你要带着家伙进去

[00:15:22] 你把它打死

[00:15:23] 那不算英雄好汉

[00:15:25] 你得把它驯服了

[00:15:26] 所以寸铁不准带也不准使用暗器啊

[00:15:32] 那好吧

[00:15:33] 你说清楚

[00:15:36] 录德广把双鞭抽出来

[00:15:39] 放在地上

[00:15:40] 把镖囊摘下来放在地上

[00:15:43] 周身上下是寸铁

[00:15:45] 不带干净利落

[00:15:47] 往后一退

[00:15:48] 脚尖儿扁的腰眼使劲蹭

[00:15:51] 穿上铁龙

[00:15:53] 声息皆无

[00:15:56] 在场的人是干什么的

[00:15:58] 都是练武的

[00:15:59] 有那么一句话

[00:16:00] 行家伸伸手便知有没有

[00:16:04] 你看这小伙子

[00:16:05] 举手投足干净利落

[00:16:09] 望少说得有十年的基本功

[00:16:12] 你说呀

[00:16:13] 大伙儿还真猜着了

[00:16:16] 基本功还有14 年

[00:16:19] 不见敢在众人面前大显身手吗

[00:16:23] 闲言少叙

[00:16:25] 录得广

[00:16:25] 到了笼子顶上

[00:16:27] 这高矮跟一间房子差不多

[00:16:29] 但一看果然上头有一扇门门关着呢

[00:16:34] 那路是出不来

[00:16:36] 人是能进得去得

[00:16:39] 一伸手抓住把手

[00:16:41] 八字感光哒哒

[00:16:45] 把天窗打开

[00:16:47] 双腿e pi ao Cheng 跳到笼子里头

[00:16:53] 但是说梅花鹿

[00:16:54] 一看跳进人来了

[00:16:57] 眼珠子都起了红线往后退退退

[00:17:02] 退的没法退了

[00:17:04] 往下一公交把头一哈屁股一撅

[00:17:08] 嘭一声就窜过来

[00:17:12] 用头上的两只角是蒙状录得广

[00:17:18] 德广刚跳起来一看哟

[00:17:23] 跟一阵狂风一样

[00:17:25] 就到了近前了

[00:17:27] 硌得慌

[00:17:28] 赶紧往旁边儿上步闪身插一朵

[00:17:32] 梅花鹿一脚转空了

[00:17:36] 德广转身

[00:17:37] 还没等施展拳脚

[00:17:39] 就叫梅花鹿

[00:17:40] 把后蹄儿抬起来

[00:17:42] 啪啪就两提子

[00:17:44] 德广一闪又没踢着

[00:17:47] 这会儿路就转过身来往下

[00:17:50] 一低头刷又顶过来了

[00:17:54] 到了这里边儿东路

[00:17:57] 总镖头深感到力不从心

[00:18:00] 什么原因呢

[00:18:01] 他太狭窄

[00:18:02] 有局限性

[00:18:05] 施展不开呀

[00:18:07] 所以左躲右闪寻找机会

[00:18:11] 想把这鹿角抓住把他驯服了

[00:18:15] 谈何容易

[00:18:17] 左左右闪也就十几个照面儿吧

[00:18:21] 累的是通身是汗

[00:18:24] 圣婴在外头看着就感觉到不妙

[00:18:29] 德广

[00:18:30] 不行就回来

[00:18:32] 另换旁人

[00:18:35] 话刚说出口

[00:18:37] 为时已晚

[00:18:39] 路德光一个没多利落

[00:18:42] 让梅花鹿那个脚正在软肋上给顶上

[00:18:51] 鹿头望起一抬

[00:18:52] 磕哧一声

[00:18:53] 来了个大开膛

[00:18:57] 可惜东路总镖头命丧在铁笼之内

[00:19:02] 鲜血迸流

[00:19:05] 就见这条路

[00:19:06] 哎

[00:19:07] 大概也挺高兴

[00:19:08] 在里边儿漂了三票

[00:19:09] 蹿了三川

[00:19:11] 然后往四外看着

[00:19:13] 一动也不动了

[00:19:16] 林适配面现得意之色

[00:19:22] 请说话声音看见没

[00:19:25] 想给你们来个赞

[00:19:26] 来个下马威

[00:19:29] 不用人伸手

[00:19:31] 先用这动物杀杀你们的威风和锐气

[00:19:36] 看来今天这叫旗开得胜

[00:19:39] 马到成功了啊

[00:19:41] 头一仗打胜了

[00:19:43] 仗仗都是胜利

[00:19:46] 单说声音

[00:19:47] 目睹此景

[00:19:49] 把眼一闭

[00:19:50] 脚一跺

[00:19:50] 哎呀啊

[00:19:55] 真心疼啊

[00:19:58] 在一起共事那么多年了

[00:20:01] 眼见得死的这么惨

[00:20:03] 老侠哥能不心疼吗

[00:20:05] 但别忘了这句话

[00:20:06] 两军阵前

[00:20:08] 能有不死人的事儿

[00:20:09] 不可能

[00:20:12] 赶紧命人把尸体从笼子里头拽出来

[00:20:17] 上去几个喽

[00:20:18] 兵拿着两丈多长的勾杆子四五个搭住尸体还

[00:20:24] 哎从天窗拽出来

[00:20:28] 交付圣婴

[00:20:30] 圣婴闭着眼连看也没看

[00:20:32] 叫黄三泰处置

[00:20:34] 黄三太掉着眼泪

[00:20:37] 找了件外衣

[00:20:38] 把尸体包裹起来

[00:20:41] 放到空房之中

[00:20:44] 等英雄会结束了再做处理

[00:20:47] 找出两名年轻的胖子守在这保护着尸体

[00:20:52] 等一切都恢复了平静之时

[00:20:55] 临时配有问老民工

[00:20:59] 别难过呀

[00:21:01] 哎呀

[00:21:01] 连我都没想到

[00:21:03] 没想到这小小的一只绿这么凶猛

[00:21:07] 不知道接茬比呢还是就此结束

[00:21:13] 这话这不挑战性的吗

[00:21:16] 就此结束

[00:21:17] 那是栽啦

[00:21:19] 接X 比你就派人吧

[00:21:22] 圣樱并未答言回过头看了看

[00:21:25] 哪个还缺

[00:21:28] 就在这会儿

[00:21:30] 金头虎

[00:21:30] 贾明

[00:21:32] 干巴鸡

[00:21:32] 杨香武俩人正逼婚

[00:21:35] 就得说这个

[00:21:36] 杨香武啊

[00:21:38] 比假名还坏

[00:21:40] 杨祥武正骨的假名

[00:21:43] 哎

[00:21:44] 我假名儿这事儿你得下场啊

[00:21:48] 你叫恨天无霸恨地无环地铁霸王啊

[00:21:52] 有倒是有钢的史的认识我看想驯服这头鹿是非你莫属啊

[00:21:59] 带着你的干巴鸡

[00:22:01] 你少给我戴高帽

[00:22:04] 我知道你跟我过不去

[00:22:06] 想往死生推我师傅瞧你说的

[00:22:10] 我是叫你扬名露脸呢

[00:22:13] 你看看再做这些人哪个能赶得上你呀

[00:22:17] 哎

[00:22:17] 明儿下去你不去不就成了狗熊了

[00:22:22] 他俩在这犯嘀咕

[00:22:24] 圣婴看了看你们俩说什么呢啊

[00:22:29] 师傅假名想进去

[00:22:31] 他不敢说让我替他报个名字

[00:22:35] 你呆着我多能说那话来着

[00:22:38] 但是事情头逼到这儿了

[00:22:40] 假名站起来

[00:22:42] 甜甜草包

[00:22:43] 肚子晃晃冲天杵

[00:22:45] 小辫背着一字宾铁杵儿三大爷

[00:22:50] 既然如此

[00:22:51] 明儿愿意驯鹿

[00:22:55] 圣婴心说

[00:22:56] 这杨香武可够坏的

[00:22:58] 这不使唤傻小子吗

[00:23:00] 真想不让他去

[00:23:02] 因为跟他爹有交情

[00:23:04] 一旦假名一点闪失

[00:23:07] 对不起他爹贾斌九

[00:23:10] 但是当着这么多人的面

[00:23:12] 甲名报了名了

[00:23:14] 你是要拦着不让去

[00:23:15] 显得有亲有疏

[00:23:17] 有远有近

[00:23:19] 圣婴摸着他的头

[00:23:22] 明儿方才你看见了

[00:23:25] 这哪是驯鹿

[00:23:26] 这是一场血战

[00:23:29] 你可千万要留神呢啊

[00:23:31] 三大爷

[00:23:32] 你放心吧

[00:23:33] 没有三把神沙

[00:23:35] 不敢倒反西岐啊

[00:23:37] 没啥了不得的

[00:23:39] 各位你抢号吧

[00:23:42] 啊

[00:23:42] 登登登登登

[00:23:44] 来到笼子进前纤维

[00:23:46] 这铁笼子转了几圈

[00:23:49] 冲着临时配以及临时配备

[00:23:52] 请了这些人一抱拳单

[00:23:55] 贾大爷到了