《小五义 第203集》歌词

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[00:00:05] 您说这个冯渊是神马东西

[00:00:09] 比五你就比得了

[00:00:11] 哪那么多废话

[00:00:13] 你瞅你这些毛病哎

[00:00:17] 这种人不学好功夫

[00:00:20] 专学耍贫嘴呀

[00:00:23] 猴羊耶肚子气的鼓鼓的

[00:00:26] 瞪眼在底下看着

[00:00:28] 冯媛也嘱咐完了

[00:00:30] 陆朝东也嘱咐完了

[00:00:32] 二人一见面

[00:00:33] 往下它摇晃

[00:00:37] 又站到一块儿

[00:00:40] 这回又打了十几个回合

[00:00:42] 没分输赢

[00:00:43] 打着打着风圈哈利藏

[00:00:48] 陆朝东的魂都掉了

[00:00:51] 所以说他跟他打仗可真别扭

[00:00:54] 还满载吵吵

[00:00:55] 你喊什么呢你

[00:00:57] 陆朝东赶紧把招收的方圆什么意思

[00:01:01] 乌鸦混着我的稿子

[00:01:04] 臭脚**养的

[00:01:05] 刚才你我说得清楚

[00:01:07] 讲得明白

[00:01:08] 就是你我二人动手壁虎对不对啊

[00:01:12] 对呀

[00:01:13] 为什么你叫别人给你帮忙

[00:01:15] 你胡说

[00:01:17] 哪来的第二个人

[00:01:18] 五家混账东西

[00:01:19] 你这么眼熟不承认

[00:01:21] 你回头看看那是谁

[00:01:24] 陆朝东信以为真

[00:01:27] 一合计备不住

[00:01:28] 刚才有人上厕所没听见

[00:01:30] 我告诉你

[00:01:32] 看我不行

[00:01:33] 来帮忙来了

[00:01:34] 你这不是拆我的台

[00:01:36] 回过头去

[00:01:37] 他一看

[00:01:38] 没人儿

[00:01:40] 就在他知道上当的时候

[00:01:42] 晚了

[00:01:44] 逢源这小子真够损的

[00:01:46] 陆朝东一回头

[00:01:48] 逢源左腿右腿一抬

[00:01:50] 对准陆朝东的小肚子

[00:01:53] 啊

[00:01:53] 就这一脚

[00:01:55] 路朝东怎么也没想到这首因此被踹了个仰面朝天

[00:02:01] 摔倒在地

[00:02:03] 俩眼一翻

[00:02:06] 背过气去

[00:02:08] 老百姓一看

[00:02:10] 乐得肚子都疼

[00:02:11] 媳妇儿

[00:02:12] 这个臭豆腐可够损的

[00:02:19] 台上台下一阵大乱

[00:02:22] 逢源把腰板一把

[00:02:23] 胸脯一腆

[00:02:25] 挑着大拇指

[00:02:26] 额呀

[00:02:28] 看见没看见

[00:02:29] 这叫什么

[00:02:29] 这叫能耐

[00:02:32] 有力使力

[00:02:33] 无力使智

[00:02:34] 文武兼备

[00:02:37] 这才够一个帅才

[00:02:42] 方圆越吹越凶啊

[00:02:45] 按下他不说

[00:02:46] 单说小老道七手八脚把陆朝东抬到里面

[00:02:52] 火常拿气的胡子撅起多高

[00:02:55] 用手点指住朝东

[00:02:57] 心说

[00:02:57] 该

[00:02:59] 活该你胡子白长了

[00:03:03] 绿林这碗饭你白吃了

[00:03:05] 你叫臭豆腐把你调理了

[00:03:07] 你六十来岁

[00:03:08] 经验丰富

[00:03:09] 闯荡江湖45 年

[00:03:12] 你干什么嘞

[00:03:14] 你说你这跟头栽的报不报啊

[00:03:20] 国长达气的光恒和连词都没挣J 时候陆朝东的凶的路朝西你挑帘儿窜上前台

[00:03:32] 当场见冯渊报通名姓

[00:03:35] 冯渊一了

[00:03:36] 额呀

[00:03:38] 我说你这名字可不好啊

[00:03:41] 西方大陆你要潮汐

[00:03:44] 可能你就要归位了

[00:03:46] 你要放屁

[00:03:47] 直接涨

[00:03:49] 陆朝西龙掌就砸

[00:03:52] 正在这么个时候

[00:03:54] 就听身后扔啪又给扔上一个了

[00:04:01] 这商人比冯元那时候大得多呀

[00:04:04] 冯源下地蹦乌鸦

[00:04:06] 什么人跳起来回头一看

[00:04:09] 把冯元可乐坏了

[00:04:11] 扔下来的非是旁人

[00:04:13] 正是细脖大头鬼房书安

[00:04:17] 冯元心说

[00:04:18] 你跟我走一样的路

[00:04:20] 谁把你给扔了

[00:04:23] 冯元过去把房书安给皱起来

[00:04:26] 大脑袋哼哼起来就没完了

[00:04:31] 哎哟哎哟哎哟

[00:04:34] 我的妈呀

[00:04:35] 摔死我了

[00:04:36] 摔死我了

[00:04:38] 房书安晃晃大脑袋

[00:04:40] 摇摇脖子

[00:04:41] 活动活动四肢

[00:04:43] 把汗擦了擦

[00:04:44] 好半天才恢复正常

[00:04:49] 那个说房山怎么上来的

[00:04:52] 他来干什么

[00:04:54] 还是内疚

[00:04:55] 咱光说冯渊

[00:04:57] 没说台底下原来房产跟着山西雁徐良玉面小达摩白云瑞

[00:05:04] 日月飞行

[00:05:05] 小太保钟林义侠太保刘士杰

[00:05:08] 下面郎君沈明杰他们在一起

[00:05:12] 人家中林打了胜仗

[00:05:14] 嗨

[00:05:14] 冯渊上了台

[00:05:16] 也打胜仗了

[00:05:19] 山西雁

[00:05:20] 徐良无助地微笑

[00:05:23] 谁说罢了

[00:05:25] 这个冯渊那也长能耐了

[00:05:27] 你看见没看见

[00:05:28] 比想当年南阳府团城子白沙滩擂台那会儿强得多得多

[00:05:36] 那丰源毛多嫩

[00:05:38] 你看现在多老练

[00:05:39] 虽然武艺没什么进展

[00:05:42] 但是心里头有主心骨了

[00:05:46] 还是一刮风原不要紧

[00:05:48] 房书安的新旧移动

[00:05:51] 其实我明白

[00:05:51] 臭豆腐的臭豆腐

[00:05:54] 想在人前险胜

[00:05:56] 给他老师北侠增光露脸

[00:05:59] 你还别说

[00:06:00] 这臭豆腐还真有两下

[00:06:02] 这叫霸王泪

[00:06:03] 就凭他这模样敢登台

[00:06:06] 这玩意我干老儿在这儿我也得给我干老打一停气

[00:06:11] 怎么说我也不能落到臭豆腐后边

[00:06:16] 臭豆腐能耍的心眼

[00:06:17] 而我比他的花活更多呀

[00:06:20] 不行

[00:06:21] 我也得上台比划比划

[00:06:24] 所以房书安向徐良和白芸瑞提出要登台

[00:06:29] 徐阳一瞪眼

[00:06:34] 就跟你这两下子有什么能耐登台

[00:06:37] 哎呀

[00:06:37] 爹

[00:06:39] 你可别小看孩儿啊

[00:06:41] 没有三把深沙

[00:06:42] 不敢倒反西岐呀

[00:06:44] 没有金刚钻儿

[00:06:45] 岂能揽瓷器

[00:06:48] 你好好想想

[00:06:50] 你儿子要没能耐

[00:06:52] 三番五次出入莲花观

[00:06:54] 如履平地

[00:06:57] 这就得说能耐

[00:06:59] 爹

[00:07:00] 你放心

[00:07:01] 孩儿一定给你争光露脸

[00:07:06] 不过

[00:07:06] 爹

[00:07:07] 我求你点儿事儿

[00:07:09] 三丈多高的台我是上不去呀

[00:07:13] 求爹

[00:07:14] 您那像扔包似的把我撇上去得了

[00:07:18] 徐良一听这个

[00:07:21] 稍微犹豫

[00:07:22] 白芸瑞了说

[00:07:24] 我把你撇出去

[00:07:25] 哎呀

[00:07:26] 多谢老叔

[00:07:27] 你看我多幸福

[00:07:29] 既有爹

[00:07:30] 还有叔叔

[00:07:31] 老百姓听完都不敢乐呀

[00:07:34] 心说这可真有意思

[00:07:36] 芸瑞领着房书安挤着人冲在最前边

[00:07:40] 让房山把袋子嘞好了

[00:07:42] 白鸽炖鸡抓着这个袋子之手依托他的三岔骨

[00:07:48] 准备好了

[00:07:50] 使劲儿啊

[00:07:54] 白鸽的竞购多大

[00:07:56] 这一下把房子扔起四丈多

[00:07:58] 脑袋啪摔

[00:08:00] 台上好悬

[00:08:02] 没把老方摔背过气去

[00:08:05] 这就是以往的经过

[00:08:07] 等房书安缓过气来

[00:08:09] 拍了拍圣手秀士冯涓埃

[00:08:12] 我臭豆腐见好就收

[00:08:16] 贪多可嚼不烂啊

[00:08:19] 你那两下子

[00:08:20] 我这两下子

[00:08:21] 谁也不能瞒谁

[00:08:23] 行吗

[00:08:25] 冯远一看

[00:08:26] 星

[00:08:26] 我已经达到目的了

[00:08:28] 我给我老师算露脸

[00:08:31] 在八类我能赢一阵

[00:08:34] 太阳都在西边儿出来的

[00:08:36] 这是捡的

[00:08:37] 冯渊想到这

[00:08:39] 点点头

[00:08:40] 额呀

[00:08:41] 我说方书安

[00:08:42] 那你可不准打败仗

[00:08:45] 给我开封府的丢人

[00:08:47] 我老人家可要走了

[00:08:50] 冯渊说到这儿

[00:08:52] 往台下看着

[00:08:53] 都有点儿眼晕

[00:08:54] 觉得太高了

[00:08:56] 最后双手一抱脑袋

[00:09:01] 这才跳下去

[00:09:03] 在地下摔了个元宝壳的跟头

[00:09:05] 咕噜这才平身站起来

[00:09:09] 摔

[00:09:09] 你得会摔

[00:09:11] 不是元宝壳儿

[00:09:14] 是大厂们那么衰

[00:09:16] 非得把你摔死

[00:09:19] 冯渊挤进人群

[00:09:21] 见着北侠欧阳春、疯僧醉菩提凌空交差不提

[00:09:27] 单说大头鬼房传

[00:09:31] 颤抖着脑袋来在路潮汐寄钱没说话

[00:09:40] 先得喇

[00:09:41] 别把这气闷住才能说出话来

[00:09:46] 陆朝西一看放出来无名大火高起3000丈

[00:09:53] 连咬牙再跺脚

[00:09:56] 你

[00:09:57] 你

[00:09:58] 你不是绿林的叛徒

[00:10:01] 防水

[00:10:03] 嗯

[00:10:04] 嗯

[00:10:04] 不错

[00:10:05] 正是你家方大老爷

[00:10:09] 我路朝西呀

[00:10:10] 说话可不能这么说啊

[00:10:13] 什么叫亩林地叛徒

[00:10:15] 绿林的败类

[00:10:18] 你这么大年纪

[00:10:20] 你说话可得有点分寸

[00:10:23] 我跟你不一样啊

[00:10:25] 这些事儿咱无需谈

[00:10:28] 不过有一件事儿我不能忘

[00:10:32] 您可是我

[00:10:33] 熟丈人

[00:10:34] 熟丈人请上受我一拜

[00:10:38] 你看你骂我我跟你见底

[00:10:42] 陆朝西把脸往下一沉

[00:10:44] 等着

[00:10:46] 唐川

[00:10:47] 谁是你叔丈人

[00:10:48] 你呀

[00:10:49] 哼

[00:10:50] 这还假得了吗

[00:10:51] 我问你一句话

[00:10:54] 思念阎罗

[00:10:55] 陆凯是你什么人

[00:10:58] 是我侄儿啊

[00:11:00] 九尾妖狐陆素贞是你什么人

[00:11:05] 是我侄女

[00:11:07] 哎

[00:11:07] 这不就得了吗

[00:11:10] 这事儿啊

[00:11:11] 你算说对了

[00:11:13] 我跟九尾妖狐陆素贞还有一腿

[00:11:18] 虽然名义上不是夫妻

[00:11:21] 实质上我们俩同居多年呢

[00:11:25] 你说有胆绿素珍呢

[00:11:27] 论您不是我出账的

[00:11:29] 您是谁啊

[00:11:35] 啊

[00:11:35] 陆朝西造地踏踏实实的

[00:11:37] 脸跟大红不一样

[00:11:39] 其实方书安也是顺子胡说

[00:11:42] 露宿真能看得上他

[00:11:44] 他今天是有意的

[00:11:46] 当着普天下老百姓修造怒视弟兄

[00:11:50] 根本没那么回事儿

[00:11:53] 但是陆朝西不知道真假

[00:11:56] 本来自己那个侄女就不学好啊

[00:11:58] 是个倒采花的女**

[00:12:01] 顶风臭着800里

[00:12:04] 为这件事情跟家里人闹下三番五次不和

[00:12:08] 现在露宿真是活不见人死不见尸

[00:12:13] 路朝西想吧

[00:12:14] 一睁眼

[00:12:16] 方帅

[00:12:18] 你说这些都没有用

[00:12:21] 你讲话这是霸王类

[00:12:25] 这是比武的地方

[00:12:27] 既然你登台

[00:12:29] 咱们俩就得伸手拿

[00:12:36] 招什么急呢

[00:12:39] 陆朝西呀

[00:12:41] 你呀

[00:12:42] 最好回去

[00:12:44] 你把那能打得给换了

[00:12:47] 你这两下子白给

[00:12:49] 头几天我就定好了要在八王擂上我大战飞云道长郭长达

[00:12:57] 你去把郭长达给我滴了出来

[00:12:59] 只有他才能给我接接手上下的什么三尺地灵魔陆昆呢

[00:13:06] 你有什么血手飞镰江洪烈、飞剑仙朱亮

[00:13:11] 碌碌之辈想给我接接手我都嫌丢人

[00:13:16] 何况是你

[00:13:18] 哎

[00:13:19] 你赶紧给我请

[00:13:20] 不然的话我可告诉你啊

[00:13:23] 吃亏可就在眼前

[00:13:26] 方叔安拿着一尺二寸长的小片刀

[00:13:32] 陆朝西

[00:13:34] 手中擒着一对四楞哇面熟铜锏

[00:13:43] 从兵刃上讲

[00:13:45] 陆朝西占着上风

[00:13:48] 要碰到刀上房书安J 小刀是非撒手不可

[00:13:55] 因此

[00:13:56] 大头鬼夹着万分小心

[00:14:00] 不敢碰人家的兵刃

[00:14:04] 但是方数安娜有个损主意

[00:14:09] 一边儿打着

[00:14:11] 一边儿吵吵

[00:14:14] 这样

[00:14:16] 可以把对方这个心给唬弄乱了

[00:14:20] 比这一论

[00:14:22] 我就可以利用这个空隙出奇制胜

[00:14:27] 当然了

[00:14:29] 发船这么做可有点儿无赖

[00:14:31] 也不光彩

[00:14:34] 一边打着他一边吵吵

[00:14:37] 嗯

[00:14:39] 我路朝西呀

[00:14:42] 你这名儿可不好

[00:14:44] 西方大路

[00:14:46] 你离死可差不多少啦

[00:14:50] 另外

[00:14:52] 你不知道方爷的厉害

[00:14:54] 我这把小刀别看尺寸不长

[00:14:59] 专打人的上三路看

[00:15:02] 坑你的眼睛

[00:15:04] LA 你的鼻子

[00:15:05] 掏你的舌头

[00:15:07] 扎你的嗓子

[00:15:09] 眼儿都蹦你的后脑勺

[00:15:16] 哎呀

[00:15:17] 把各路潮汐呀

[00:15:18] 让他抄

[00:15:20] 抄的是心忙意乱

[00:15:24] 其实有这么比五的

[00:15:27] 你喊什么呢

[00:15:29] 你爱扎哪儿都可以说出来干什么

[00:15:35] 但是陆朝西

[00:15:37] 也怕吃亏

[00:15:39] 慌俗同检护住上三盘

[00:15:44] 一个没注意

[00:15:46] 防栓

[00:15:47] 小刀一转个背下来了

[00:15:51] 她嘴里说

[00:15:52] 我扎你的嗓子眼儿

[00:15:55] 路朝西信以为实啊

[00:15:59] 用双锏一户脖子防栓叨叨下头

[00:16:06] 正好戳到陆朝西大脚趾头上

[00:16:11] 把靴子给戳个眼儿

[00:16:14] 秤扎的脚趾盖儿

[00:16:17] 哎呀

[00:16:22] 十指连心

[00:16:25] 最疼不过路

[00:16:28] 抄袭杀手扔家伙抱着这只脚是就地翻滚

[00:16:34] 台上都是斑斑血迹

[00:16:39] 小老道挑帘栊往前台一看

[00:16:42] 哎哟

[00:16:43] 不好

[00:16:44] 陆庄主受伤了

[00:16:46] 闯出七八个把路

[00:16:49] 抄袭是抢救回去

[00:16:52] 咬的小老大用墩布把血迹擦净

[00:16:57] 把它的双剪剪回

[00:17:00] 咱不必细说

[00:17:02] 黄书安打了个胜仗

[00:17:05] 他看热闹的老百姓和三侠五义、小五义、小七杰各位老少英雄乐得眼泪都淌出来

[00:17:16] 哎呀

[00:17:18] 人们议论纷纷

[00:17:20] 方书安可真够坏的

[00:17:23] 最可笑的是陆朝西

[00:17:26] 那么大的年纪

[00:17:27] 让系部大头鬼给骗了啊

[00:17:31] 看来这下扎得还不轻

[00:17:35] 单说防酸

[00:17:38] 觉着洋洋得意

[00:17:40] 摇头晃脑

[00:17:42] 该

[00:17:48] 棉花观的群贼

[00:17:52] 我乃湖北江夏人是号称细脖大头鬼房书哎

[00:18:02] 防老剑客能不服的出来

[00:18:09] 我飞剑仙朱亮

[00:18:11] 你在后台没出来

[00:18:14] 三尺地灵魔陆昆在后台没出来

[00:18:21] 郭长达

[00:18:23] 江洪丽

[00:18:24] 出来

[00:18:25] 出来

[00:18:27] 方老剑客要跟你们决一雌雄

[00:18:32] 说着还练了一趟小片儿刀

[00:18:38] 这人就是这样

[00:18:40] 要把脸豁出去

[00:18:42] 没有在乎的事儿

[00:18:44] 现在房书安这脸蛋子就后

[00:18:47] 他不懂得什么叫害怕

[00:18:49] 要别人说这个话都得考虑考虑

[00:18:52] 他不想这些事儿

[00:18:56] 因此大言不惭

[00:18:58] 指名点姓

[00:18:59] 讨敌骂阵

[00:19:01] 这老四位在后台听得清醒

[00:19:05] 无量天尊

[00:19:09] 全站起来

[00:19:10] 我出去

[00:19:11] 我出去

[00:19:11] 我出去

[00:19:13] 非把他的大脑袋给他离开

[00:19:16] 给他切开晾走走

[00:19:21] 这老四位争先恐后都想到前台

[00:19:26] 白莲花

[00:19:27] 晏风一看

[00:19:29] 在人群之中挤出来

[00:19:32] 思维牢

[00:19:33] 健康

[00:19:35] 且喜雷霆之怒

[00:19:38] 休发虎狼之威

[00:19:41] 你们这么高的身份

[00:19:44] 怎么能跟他一般见识呢

[00:19:47] 是个臭无赖

[00:19:50] 你要一出台就掉了自己的身份

[00:19:56] 一路酒席对待一路宾朋

[00:20:00] 在下不才

[00:20:02] 我去对付他

[00:20:05] 我早就认识他

[00:20:07] 他一撅屁股

[00:20:09] 我知他拉几个笨蛋

[00:20:12] 他有招

[00:20:13] 在别人面前使得出去

[00:20:15] 在我姓燕的面前干脆就行不通

[00:20:21] 请问老剑客能调好

[00:20:25] 其实这几个人也不乐意跟房书安伸手

[00:20:30] 就是看你那太狂了

[00:20:32] 气得慌

[00:20:34] 一看白莲花

[00:20:35] 晏风自报奋勇

[00:20:38] 所以这四位也就点了头了

[00:20:42] 那雁峰为什么要登台呢

[00:20:47] 他有他的打算

[00:20:50] 现在莲花观群雄荟萃

[00:20:54] 连本庙的人在聘请来的就四五百号

[00:21:00] 三山五岳的英雄

[00:21:02] 各地的豪杰一个比一个强

[00:21:07] 一波压过一波儿

[00:21:10] 现在白莲花晏风地日子也不太好过

[00:21:17] 因为这个贼也分369 等

[00:21:21] 贼跟贼也不一样

[00:21:25] 有些贼撬门压锁

[00:21:29] 小偷小摸

[00:21:32] 有的贼拦路抢劫

[00:21:35] 有的贼坐地分赃

[00:21:37] 二八下账

[00:21:38] 还有些贼属于下五门坚硬烧杀

[00:21:45] 钻在女人身上下工夫

[00:21:49] 这样儿犯掉脑袋的罪

[00:21:52] 死不能活