《水浒0113》歌词

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[00:00:00] 石阡儿和镇南

[00:00:03] 王桑落打赌

[00:00:04] 击掌要偷解药

[00:00:09] 回来之后啊

[00:00:10] 老少英雄没有不埋怨他

[00:00:14] 说他牛皮吹得太大了

[00:00:18] 这事儿一旦成功不了

[00:00:20] 把路堵死17

[00:00:23] 而是笑而不答呀

[00:00:26] 并非石阡有涵养

[00:00:28] 因为他心里有底

[00:00:31] 这主意都是假时迁儿给他出的假

[00:00:36] 时迁对他说

[00:00:37] 你就吹不怕

[00:00:40] 天塌下来

[00:00:41] 我拖着

[00:00:43] 因为有这句话时牵着心有底

[00:00:46] 所以他才敢吹牛皮

[00:00:50] 石阡旧书

[00:00:51] 各位啊

[00:00:52] 甭埋怨

[00:00:54] 路堵死了

[00:00:55] 我负责弄不出

[00:00:57] 要来我负责

[00:01:00] 擂台上上不了

[00:01:01] 我还负责

[00:01:03] 不结了吗

[00:01:05] 如果说样样都落空了

[00:01:08] 愿打愿罚你们随便

[00:01:12] 大伙儿看着这个有底的样子也就不便多说了

[00:01:17] 管得宽把十千焦到外头把时迁儿啊

[00:01:23] 你小子鬼头蛤蟆眼的是不是另有打算呢

[00:01:27] 莫非有人给你帮忙不成

[00:01:29] 嘿嘿嘿除了您了之外

[00:01:32] 还能有谁呢

[00:01:34] 不对

[00:01:35] 看这意思另有其人吧

[00:01:37] 嘿嘿

[00:01:38] 到时候再说

[00:01:40] 不过好兄弟到了时候还得指着你呢

[00:01:45] 你可千万别这么想啊

[00:01:47] 你要抖手不管

[00:01:49] 我就完了

[00:01:51] 那好吧

[00:01:52] 到时候再说吧

[00:01:54] 再说时间

[00:01:56] 白天哪儿都没去

[00:01:59] 把门关上

[00:02:00] 倒头便睡先

[00:02:03] 琢磨琢磨晚上怎么行动

[00:02:06] 这脑袋像酱子似的

[00:02:07] 后来觉着气迷心窍睡着了

[00:02:13] 这一觉睡得太阳都落山啦

[00:02:17] 有人叫他

[00:02:18] 他才起来

[00:02:19] 安藤叫来

[00:02:20] 叫他媳妇起来吧

[00:02:23] 再睡就连就赚啦

[00:02:27] 是先做起来不撸脑袋

[00:02:29] 嗯

[00:02:30] 这脑瓜清醒多了

[00:02:32] 好洗啦

[00:02:34] 脸喝了壶酽茶

[00:02:37] 这脑瓜就更清醒了

[00:02:39] 翻腾娇娇问他老西哈

[00:02:43] 用我帮忙不

[00:02:45] 这倒不用还啊

[00:02:47] 难得你有心

[00:02:48] 等用你的时候儿我事先打招呼

[00:02:52] 哎呀老西啊

[00:02:53] 你不信吹牛皮吧呆子

[00:02:56] 你师傅是那种人吗

[00:02:58] 只是这些人庸庸碌碌不理解你

[00:03:02] 老师

[00:03:03] 他们是凡夫俗子

[00:03:06] 看不出来

[00:03:07] 咱爷们的功夫

[00:03:09] 你师傅是吃素的吗

[00:03:11] 擂台之上长打仇

[00:03:14] 连瑞你看见没看见了

[00:03:17] 那怎么回事儿就说

[00:03:19] 哎

[00:03:19] 老师真有本溪

[00:03:21] 我心服口服

[00:03:23] 外带佩服

[00:03:24] 那就得了

[00:03:26] 你就不必便秘

[00:03:27] 孩儿啊

[00:03:28] 你瞧好吧

[00:03:30] 安藤家坐了一会儿走了

[00:03:33] 说话之间天黑了

[00:03:36] 史前就到前屋看看宋江和老邵的英雄

[00:03:41] 周彤问他

[00:03:42] 石桥儿

[00:03:43] 你觉得有把握吗

[00:03:45] 差不多少吧

[00:03:47] 那好用我们帮忙吗

[00:03:50] 不用

[00:03:50] 谁也不用

[00:03:52] 你们就坐着听好消息就得了时间扯了那么一会儿

[00:03:58] 转身回屋天骄定更

[00:04:02] 史前起了身来到街上依然转大圈

[00:04:08] 赶奔方家老店

[00:04:11] 咱不止一次说过

[00:04:13] 时迁在夜行术这方面儿头一等

[00:04:18] 这功夫不用旁人帮忙

[00:04:20] 他学的就这本宫

[00:04:22] 这一晚上可以走千家过百户

[00:04:25] 高来高去

[00:04:26] 陆地飞腾是如履平地

[00:04:29] 跟小燕子一样

[00:04:31] 声息皆无

[00:04:34] 时间不大到了

[00:04:37] 往院外的一看

[00:04:39] 五步一岗十步一哨

[00:04:42] 警戒森严呐

[00:04:45] 当然他不敢从正门走

[00:04:48] 拐弯儿从西北方向飘

[00:04:52] 神情上墙he

[00:04:54] 往院里一看

[00:04:56] 好家伙

[00:04:58] 巡逻的哨兵是一对挨着一对

[00:05:02] 而且登落辉煌

[00:05:04] 照如白昼啊

[00:05:06] 跟白天似的

[00:05:09] 就听内巡逻的

[00:05:10] 还说呢

[00:05:11] 弟兄们都精神点儿啊

[00:05:14] 都不准打盹儿

[00:05:15] 听哪个耽误了事情拿脑袋来见

[00:05:21] 听着听着听着留神注意

[00:05:24] 华华华华华华华华华华

[00:05:29] 一对过去

[00:05:30] 时间不大

[00:05:31] 又过了一顿

[00:05:33] 石阡儿呢

[00:05:35] 利用前一对过去第二队还没来的空隙

[00:05:39] 撤漂到院里

[00:05:41] 跟猫一样

[00:05:42] 三晃两晃来到前厅

[00:05:47] 漂身上方双脚扣住阴阳瓦

[00:05:51] 身子往下一耷拉

[00:05:52] 夜叉探海试试

[00:05:54] 珍珠倒卷帘

[00:05:57] 她的轻功真高

[00:06:00] 一点儿一点儿事儿都没有

[00:06:03] 她摒住呼吸往屋中观看五月D 天气

[00:06:09] 这天气挺热

[00:06:11] 这窗户上面拍着

[00:06:14] 所以万物看得清清楚楚

[00:06:17] 就见镇南王放辣是居中而坐

[00:06:23] 依然穿着那一身便装上垂首无双剑客罗艳超、下垂手、七星道人中黎雄

[00:06:35] 比白天那会儿的人呢

[00:06:36] 少得多

[00:06:38] 五王八侯

[00:06:39] 其贤16 军不在

[00:06:42] 都去休息去了

[00:06:43] 但是往下看

[00:06:45] 屋里头还有八名彪形大汉

[00:06:48] 面对面垂手站立

[00:06:51] 眼睛瞪得溜圆往院里看

[00:06:54] 有出灯绿灯

[00:06:56] 气死风灯

[00:06:58] 一步一个一步

[00:06:59] 一个还能有40 号

[00:07:03] 石泉心里说话这还有个头啊

[00:07:06] 偷个屁

[00:07:09] 心里说话加十千

[00:07:12] 你可别坑我呀

[00:07:15] 那就毁了我啦

[00:07:17] 现在我是硬撑着

[00:07:19] 家里那帮人都把我埋怨死了

[00:07:22] 如果我两手空空的回去

[00:07:24] 我怎么交代

[00:07:27] 都怪你给我出这损主意

[00:07:29] 这真要是靠着我

[00:07:31] 我真就没辙

[00:07:33] 这这这方腊那屁股不欠我怎么拿内核儿

[00:07:40] 就是他欠了屁股两旁

[00:07:41] 还有人

[00:07:43] 我伸手撩那边儿再把盒儿拽出来

[00:07:46] 还能逃过他们的眼睛

[00:07:48] 手快快不过眼睛啊

[00:07:51] 赢得少得多快

[00:07:56] 他是为南平屋里说话

[00:07:59] 方腊说话累啊

[00:08:02] 困了没有

[00:08:03] 白天睡了一天了

[00:08:05] 石泉儿他们走了

[00:08:07] 我们就睡

[00:08:07] 刚醒

[00:08:08] 时间不大

[00:08:09] 困什么呢好

[00:08:12] 你们要不困就陪本王在这坐着

[00:08:15] 我说二位

[00:08:17] 你们说石阡这小子能来吗

[00:08:20] 能来

[00:08:22] 他要不来可把咱坑了

[00:08:25] 咱大眼儿瞪小眼儿耗了一夜

[00:08:27] 可够呛

[00:08:29] 你说他能拿得去

[00:08:31] 哈哈哈王爷

[00:08:34] 他就是大罗金仙

[00:08:36] 他也没咒念发腊一皱眉

[00:08:40] 是啊

[00:08:41] 那你说他为什么要那么说跟本王打赌击掌呢

[00:08:45] 王爷事情很清楚

[00:08:49] 宋江

[00:08:49] 提出来之后

[00:08:50] 您要求啥条件

[00:08:53] 宋江为了难吗

[00:08:55] 所以17 儿插了一杠子

[00:08:58] 他这叫自圆其说

[00:09:00] 自己给自己下个台阶

[00:09:02] 是情头逼得

[00:09:04] 不得不这么说

[00:09:06] 再说实情儿

[00:09:07] 本身他就是个贼呀

[00:09:09] 偷鸡摸狗

[00:09:11] 谁不清楚三句话不离本行吧

[00:09:15] 冒出个头自来

[00:09:17] 但这话说完了

[00:09:18] 收不回去了

[00:09:20] 弄假成真

[00:09:22] 嗯

[00:09:23] 说的有理

[00:09:26] 那他要拿过去

[00:09:28] 我看他怎么办

[00:09:29] 那跟咱没关系了

[00:09:31] 自己的梦自己圆呢

[00:09:33] 那咱就剩下看哈哈笑吧

[00:09:36] 哈哈哈

[00:09:40] 七星道人眉梢一挑五量房

[00:09:46] 妈呀

[00:09:47] 说曹操曹操就来了

[00:09:51] 老大一回头

[00:09:53] 石头啊

[00:09:55] 在那儿挂着干什么

[00:09:57] 进屋喝杯水使劲儿下的吗

[00:10:00] 一生好像没摔下来坏了

[00:10:03] 叫人发现有这牛逼的老道

[00:10:06] 可够尖的啊

[00:10:08] 说明人家功夫高超啊

[00:10:11] 时间没办法

[00:10:13] 脚尖儿一松

[00:10:14] 啪飘落

[00:10:16] 尘埃从后面传在前

[00:10:19] 边儿公开就走进房中

[00:10:22] 嘿嘿

[00:10:24] 咱们没睡呢

[00:10:26] 方腊一开始时迁儿后边儿没人儿啊

[00:10:31] 没睡呢

[00:10:31] 等你呢

[00:10:33] 石头娘请坐坐着呢

[00:10:35] 嘿嘿

[00:10:36] 来碗水喝吧

[00:10:39] 有人给他买了一杯茶

[00:10:41] 他喝了那么两口

[00:10:44] 我说

[00:10:44] 各位啊

[00:10:45] 你们要不睡

[00:10:47] 这要我怎么偷废话时先甭想我们睡觉

[00:10:52] 我们白天睡得足足的

[00:10:55] 你不有本事吗

[00:10:57] 就瞪眼看着你偷

[00:11:00] 我说

[00:11:01] 哎呀

[00:11:01] 咱这么办

[00:11:03] 虽然说泼出去的水收不回来

[00:11:08] 但这话呢

[00:11:09] 还有回旋的余地

[00:11:11] 咱们白天呢

[00:11:12] 叫话赶话是不是呢

[00:11:15] 我打算开个玩笑脱口而出

[00:11:19] 回去之后我有点后悔了

[00:11:21] 你想这玩意有法头马不像你搁在一个房间里

[00:11:26] 房间里没人儿

[00:11:29] 哎

[00:11:29] 我攻其不备

[00:11:31] 把这东西到手了

[00:11:32] 可你们大眼瞪小眼在那儿看着我还有个偷吗

[00:11:37] 那说是我呀

[00:11:39] 大罗神仙也偷不去

[00:11:42] 是不是呢

[00:11:43] 哇呀

[00:11:44] 我那个就不算就得了

[00:11:47] 咱们另想达成协议的办法

[00:11:50] 你看怎么样不行

[00:11:52] 史前别耍赖

[00:11:55] 大丈夫兔兔是个钉

[00:11:58] 说话就得算数

[00:12:00] 出尔反尔

[00:12:01] 非英雄也

[00:12:03] 这事儿是绝无改变

[00:12:06] 我发现

[00:12:08] 真要是我成功了

[00:12:10] 把要到手

[00:12:11] 你说我情不领一不答

[00:12:14] 你你什么好处

[00:12:16] 你都得不着啊

[00:12:17] 到了那时候你不后悔吗

[00:12:19] 现在呢

[00:12:20] 你是要银子要地盘要东西

[00:12:24] 我还可以替我们宋头领答应你落点儿实惠比什么不强啊

[00:12:31] 望王爷三四包

[00:12:33] 我绝不后悔

[00:12:35] 我也不要

[00:12:37] 我就看你怎么偷完人家纯粹是管姑子要孩子哈哈哈

[00:12:46] 你是自讨苦吃

[00:12:49] 这主意是你出的

[00:12:51] 后悔没有用

[00:12:53] 除非你们放弃这念头

[00:12:55] 而不用向我讨要了

[00:12:57] 能行吗

[00:12:59] 可也是好爸发言

[00:13:02] 那我就告辞了啊

[00:13:04] 一会儿回来我可就偷啊

[00:13:06] 走啦

[00:13:08] 使劲儿说着

[00:13:09] 来到院里

[00:13:10] 转身就没影儿了

[00:13:13] 方腊瞅着

[00:13:14] 史前的背影冲着军师大帅一笑

[00:13:18] 听见没

[00:13:19] J 小子没辙了

[00:13:21] 又要耍无赖

[00:13:23] 王爷修养掉以轻心呐

[00:13:26] 怎么这小子诡计多端还要多加提房

[00:13:31] 这样吧

[00:13:32] 喝酒助兴来啊

[00:13:34] 拿酒来

[00:13:36] 酒端上来了

[00:13:38] 那会儿呢

[00:13:39] 酒

[00:13:39] 他不是现在的烈酒说53 度60 度65 度

[00:13:45] 没这酒

[00:13:46] 卖酒的度数跟现在的啤酒相差无几

[00:13:50] 也就十度11 度吧

[00:13:53] 尤其咱们都是海量

[00:13:55] 拿这玩意当水喝喝

[00:13:58] 一晚上也不见得就醉

[00:14:02] 三个人推杯换盏

[00:14:04] 在这儿喝着

[00:14:07] 说话之间

[00:14:08] 二惊天当当

[00:14:15] 一个棒

[00:14:15] 一个棒框框啊

[00:14:22] 哦

[00:14:22] 放大一听二

[00:14:23] 今天十七二五

[00:14:26] 今天天就亮

[00:14:28] 剩下不长的时间了

[00:14:30] 我看你怎么偷我的解药

[00:14:34] 单说时迁

[00:14:36] 时迁憋的脑袋都疼啊

[00:14:39] 离开方腊晃身躯

[00:14:42] 离开防静电

[00:14:43] 来到郊外

[00:14:46] 到郊外树林之中

[00:14:47] 他左看右看

[00:14:52] 火箭来没来火箭

[00:14:54] 我有点脑袋疼啊

[00:14:56] 你能不能露面儿咱哥俩商量商量媳妇儿能偷得出来吗伙计

[00:15:04] 毫无反应

[00:15:07] UUUU 把他给急的在一棵树底下蹲了半天

[00:15:12] 不行还得回去

[00:15:14] 二次回到房间点

[00:15:17] 飞身上墙

[00:15:18] 往里刚一探头

[00:15:20] 方腊就察觉了

[00:15:22] 又回来了啊

[00:15:24] 回来啦

[00:15:25] 请下来喝一杯吧

[00:15:27] 哎

[00:15:27] 我正想喝一杯石桥

[00:15:30] 没法躲了

[00:15:32] 飘身形飘到院中

[00:15:34] 晃着肩膀进了屋

[00:15:36] 方腊用手一直看着没

[00:15:39] 这杯酒给您留着喝吧

[00:15:41] 史前也没客气

[00:15:42] 端起来一饮而尽

[00:15:44] 嗯

[00:15:47] 王爷

[00:15:48] 你们都准备好了吗

[00:15:50] 早准备好了

[00:15:51] 你倒是偷啊

[00:15:52] 废话

[00:15:53] 你们大眼儿瞪小眼儿就在这儿坐着

[00:15:55] 我还有个头

[00:15:56] 哎

[00:15:57] 使劲儿

[00:15:58] 这你管不着

[00:15:59] 一晚上我们不离开这地方

[00:16:02] 你不说你能吗

[00:16:04] 你能我就看看你怎么个弄法我妈呀

[00:16:08] 这货可要真偷了啊

[00:16:10] 实不相瞒

[00:16:11] 你做好充分准备

[00:16:13] 但是咱先小人后君子什么意思

[00:16:18] 我得看看那东西在那里头没有

[00:16:21] 别我们走了

[00:16:23] 你糊弄傻小子

[00:16:24] 狄龙换放你把东西挪地方了

[00:16:28] 我费了半天劲偷到手里是空的

[00:16:31] 那怎么能行呢

[00:16:33] 使其儿真有你的

[00:16:36] 你拿本王当什么人了

[00:16:37] 你来看

[00:16:40] 不过咱说清楚啊

[00:16:41] 你站在那别动强可不行

[00:16:45] 石阡一笑我敢骂我长那胆子了吗

[00:16:49] 但是我得目睹才算桑娜

[00:16:53] 站起身来

[00:16:54] 把那椅子垫儿聊起来

[00:16:57] 用手一指

[00:16:58] 看这和没不在我屁股底下呢

[00:17:02] 那也不行啊

[00:17:03] 得把盒打开

[00:17:04] 我再瞅瞅内要在里头没有好房落膀和放桌上金锁打开盖儿周开包D 从不倒了开

[00:17:17] 请上眼

[00:17:19] 时间离这儿能有一丈

[00:17:21] 来远儿吧

[00:17:22] 探着脖子看了看小白玉瓷瓶

[00:17:26] 玲珑剔透

[00:17:29] 嗯

[00:17:31] 一点都不假

[00:17:32] 是他看准了吗

[00:17:34] 看准了好嘞

[00:17:36] 我包起来包好了

[00:17:38] 嘎叭一扣

[00:17:40] 盒盖儿金锁锁上又放回原处

[00:17:44] 把D 21 放放辣往上一坐妥拉头发

[00:17:50] 哎

[00:17:51] 离天亮还早呢

[00:17:53] 还用费劲儿吗

[00:17:54] 天亮之前肯定能到手就得了

[00:17:58] 哎

[00:17:58] 你们先慢慢喝着啊

[00:18:00] 我也去睡一觉去

[00:18:03] 他又走了

[00:18:05] 方腊大笑啊

[00:18:06] 二位看出来

[00:18:08] 这小子磨蹭时间石桥

[00:18:12] 这小子脸含皮厚

[00:18:14] 善于说话不算数

[00:18:17] 到天亮拿不去啊

[00:18:18] 他就得改变主意

[00:18:20] 不定得话什么刀儿挖呀

[00:18:23] 它有千条计

[00:18:25] 咱有一定规

[00:18:26] 咱就不离这地方

[00:18:29] 看他还有什么折

[00:18:30] 可也是杆杆

[00:18:34] 三人是推杯换盏

[00:18:38] 使钱又跑到野地去了

[00:18:40] 到了野地东桥稀罕

[00:18:43] 急得脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:18:45] 看了看天

[00:18:46] 斗转星移

[00:18:49] 快三今天

[00:18:51] 哎呀

[00:18:52] 我的个妈可要了我的命德新说假时迁能不能把我蹲着他走了

[00:18:59] 成心叫我为难呢

[00:19:01] 哎呀

[00:19:01] 那么一来可毁了我了

[00:19:04] 听说假时迁儿要那样

[00:19:06] 我骂你祖宗

[00:19:08] 我宁愿翻脸

[00:19:10] 我跟你玩命

[00:19:12] 火箭

[00:19:15] 伙计来没来呀

[00:19:17] 你在哪呆着呢

[00:19:19] 能不能请出来露露面儿咱俩商量商量啊

[00:19:25] 毫无反应

[00:19:28] 食前脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:19:31] 越着急

[00:19:32] 时间过得越快三惊天

[00:19:36] 哎呀

[00:19:37] 这急得直搓DU 转哪转哪转哪转

[00:19:41] 眨眼之间

[00:19:42] 四惊天

[00:19:45] 还差一个时辰

[00:19:47] 一个时辰俩小时

[00:19:49] 说明两小时之后天就亮了

[00:19:53] 你就到处要去了也不算过了时间

[00:19:59] 这

[00:19:59] 这这

[00:19:59] 这可咋办史前的汗也躺下了

[00:20:05] 而且他咱不说单表放大一看

[00:20:10] 石泉儿走了

[00:20:11] 左等右等没来

[00:20:14] 小楼上已经报过巳经二位

[00:20:23] 阿肆敬天

[00:20:25] 石阡儿这小子还没动静

[00:20:27] 嗯

[00:20:29] 大概这小子跑了吧

[00:20:31] 不能肯定为咱这儿转圈呢

[00:20:35] 在另打主意

[00:20:37] 王爷留神就是没事儿在我屁股底下坐着能飞吗

[00:20:42] 哎

[00:20:43] 没什么可怕的

[00:20:46] 等着吧

[00:20:47] 四今天过了好一会儿了

[00:20:50] 就听外头

[00:20:52] 哎

[00:20:53] 三个人全平静

[00:20:55] 同时警觉起来

[00:20:56] 往院中观桥、石桥儿飘落在院中

[00:21:03] 是我呀

[00:21:04] 甭打招呼

[00:21:05] 我来了

[00:21:07] 再看石阡

[00:21:08] 迈步走进房中装啦

[00:21:10] 看了看他

[00:21:11] 石桥四

[00:21:12] 今天都过了

[00:21:14] 时间可不多了

[00:21:16] 认输吧

[00:21:18] 快找旁人想辙去吧

[00:21:21] 我这儿此路不通了

[00:21:25] 您还别吹不

[00:21:27] 没到时候呢吗

[00:21:29] 到时候才算呢

[00:21:31] 差一点儿是一点儿

[00:21:33] 就是在那差一点儿

[00:21:35] 那功夫我就能把药拿到手

[00:21:38] 你信吗

[00:21:39] 我不信

[00:21:40] 不信拉倒

[00:21:42] 算啦

[00:21:43] 来酒壶里还有酒吗

[00:21:45] 能不能再赏给我两杯可以喝吧

[00:21:50] 方腊说着把壶递给他

[00:21:52] 他也没石碑

[00:21:54] 嘴对嘴长流水

[00:21:56] 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

[00:22:00] 这酒

[00:22:00] 这味道还真的不错

[00:22:02] 嘿嘿

[00:22:03] 哇呀

[00:22:04] 我走了啊

[00:22:05] 你可留神我要偷了

[00:22:08] 少要大话其人

[00:22:11] 走你的罢

[00:22:12] 始迁到院儿里的王爷

[00:22:17] 感谢你对我帮忙啊啊

[00:22:20] 房贷已经是什么

[00:22:23] 感谢什么

[00:22:24] 感谢什么

[00:22:26] 您借给我要啊

[00:22:28] 现在解药已经到手啦

[00:22:31] 八宝金沙散就在我掌握之中

[00:22:36] 您看

[00:22:38] 嗯

[00:22:40] 放辣就一愣

[00:22:41] 三个人六只眼睛往院中观看就见识千把包袱打开

[00:22:47] 拖着个盒

[00:22:49] 把盒儿打开一看

[00:22:50] 哟

[00:22:51] 正是解压