《第005集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接前文

[00:00:03] 反虎联名

[00:00:06] 奉王君可之命

[00:00:08] 来请老四程咬金

[00:00:13] 这老四从哪论的呢

[00:00:16] 您听过隋唐演义

[00:00:18] 你就清楚了

[00:00:20] 有一段书叫贾柳楼大街

[00:00:24] 拜

[00:00:26] 46 友

[00:00:26] 歃血为盟

[00:00:29] 和46 个大磕头

[00:00:32] 那么大哥就是魏征

[00:00:36] 老二就是秦琼

[00:00:38] 秦叔宝

[00:00:40] 老三是徐茂公

[00:00:42] 老四是程咬金

[00:00:44] 老五是单雄信

[00:00:46] 一个一个往下抬

[00:00:49] 最后老疙瘩

[00:00:51] 就这老兄弟

[00:00:54] 就是罗城

[00:00:55] 罗凤楼

[00:00:57] 也叫罗公然

[00:01:00] 故此

[00:01:01] 这些人都管程咬金叫四哥

[00:01:05] 说明都是贾柳楼磕头的把兄弟

[00:01:10] 闲言少叙

[00:01:12] 程咬金呢

[00:01:13] 你别看嘴那么说

[00:01:15] 就预感到事情极其严重

[00:01:19] 他那么说呢

[00:01:21] 吹牛皮是安定大伙儿的心

[00:01:24] 实质的内心做好了准备

[00:01:28] 再难

[00:01:30] 你得把本求起来

[00:01:32] 也不能看着秦王掉脑袋

[00:01:36] 因为他跟秦王李世民的关系太密切了

[00:01:40] 他知道李世民

[00:01:43] 肯定是受人陷害了

[00:01:46] 但怎么陷害的

[00:01:48] 这他猜不透

[00:01:50] 就豁出老命也得保秦王不死

[00:01:55] 程咬金暗下决心

[00:01:58] 还带着500斧子队

[00:02:01] 带着俩儿子

[00:02:02] 程铁牛

[00:02:03] 程万牛

[00:02:04] 和老程家这斧子队就出发了

[00:02:08] 跟旋风相似

[00:02:10] 眨眼之间来在武朝门

[00:02:15] 咱们说书当然是快了

[00:02:17] 你想想

[00:02:19] 那会儿交通工具

[00:02:21] 通讯工具都不发达

[00:02:24] 再来顺次再谈

[00:02:26] 再回来就是再坏

[00:02:28] 也耽误了很长很长的时间

[00:02:33] 等老程来到午门一看

[00:02:36] 兵丁里三层外三层

[00:02:39] 围住法场

[00:02:40] 正中央断头台上捆的是秦王李世民

[00:02:45] 看来还没到时间

[00:02:47] 曹小金这才把心放下

[00:02:51] 从网上都下不来了

[00:02:53] 反虎联名成铁牛

[00:02:56] 成万牛

[00:02:58] 过来十来号人

[00:02:59] 把老程从马上搀下来

[00:03:03] 程咬金是通身大汗

[00:03:06] 百官一看

[00:03:07] 哎哟

[00:03:08] 来了

[00:03:09] 程老千岁来了

[00:03:11] 鲁国公来了

[00:03:13] 哗

[00:03:15] 把老城给包围了

[00:03:17] 四哥您来了

[00:03:19] 四哥您来了

[00:03:20] 老国公您来了

[00:03:22] 老国公您来了

[00:03:23] 各位

[00:03:23] 各位

[00:03:24] 各位

[00:03:25] 我不一一跟你来了

[00:03:28] 来晚了

[00:03:29] 来晚了

[00:03:30] 王君可就说四哥呀

[00:03:33] 我们盼星星盼月亮

[00:03:36] 终于把您老人家盼来了

[00:03:39] 别人全都无济于事

[00:03:42] 秦王这条命就在弥勒手心里攥着呢

[00:03:46] 你得想个办法

[00:03:48] 诶诶君可呀

[00:03:50] 放心

[00:03:51] 放心

[00:03:52] 我跟反腐联名

[00:03:54] 二位贤弟说的清清楚楚

[00:03:57] 我这一来了

[00:03:58] 逢凶化吉

[00:04:00] 遇难呈祥

[00:04:01] 没事儿没事儿没事儿

[00:04:03] 我先

[00:04:05] 探探法场啊

[00:04:07] 你们把法场护住

[00:04:10] 老程说到这儿

[00:04:12] 一转身

[00:04:13] 铁牛

[00:04:14] 万牛

[00:04:14] 加加

[00:04:16] 把咱的斧子队拉进来

[00:04:19] 替这些御林军

[00:04:22] 围住断头台

[00:04:24] 没有我老人家的话

[00:04:26] 谁也不准靠近

[00:04:28] 谁要胆敢不听

[00:04:30] 拿斧子给我砍

[00:04:31] 砍死油

[00:04:32] 我盯着

[00:04:33] 这是EE 呱呱呱呱呱呱

[00:04:37] 斧子队开进来了

[00:04:39] 御林军一看傻眼了

[00:04:41] 也不敢阻拦呢

[00:04:43] 都知道程咬金

[00:04:45] 想当年

[00:04:47] 那

[00:04:47] 那也当过皇上啊

[00:04:50] 在瓦岗山跺一脚

[00:04:52] 天下都颤三颤

[00:04:54] 摇三摇啊

[00:04:55] 谁不知道程咬金是当年的混世魔王

[00:04:59] 大德天子

[00:05:01] 就唐朝的江山

[00:05:03] 有一半属于老程家的

[00:05:07] 那树大根深

[00:05:08] 德高望重

[00:05:10] 其实大部分御林军

[00:05:13] 都希望程咬金能把本章保下来

[00:05:17] 睁一个眼闭一个眼的把道路给闪开

[00:05:21] 让斧子队一个

[00:05:22] 方便

[00:05:24] 再看斧子

[00:05:26] 对

[00:05:27] 把断头台护住

[00:05:29] 程咬金放了心了

[00:05:30] 就那圣旨下来也没用

[00:05:34] 程小金迈步上了断头台

[00:05:38] 一看李世民

[00:05:39] 太惨了

[00:05:41] 好像魂都没了

[00:05:44] 低着头

[00:05:45] 散发遮着脸

[00:05:47] 声息皆无

[00:05:49] 晁小金心里十分难过呀

[00:05:52] 他是个热心肠儿的人

[00:05:54] 来到近前

[00:05:56] 拍了拍李世民的肩头

[00:06:00] 世民

[00:06:01] 秦王睁开眼睛

[00:06:04] 看看谁来了

[00:06:07] 单说李世民

[00:06:09] 冤死了

[00:06:11] 满肚子话

[00:06:13] 说不出来

[00:06:15] 爹怎么这么顽固

[00:06:18] 为什么就不听自己讲说

[00:06:22] 毫无疑问

[00:06:25] 是尹齐二王、张尹二飞四个人联手陷害自己

[00:06:31] 不知道他们说了些什么

[00:06:33] 使父亲如此动怒啊

[00:06:37] 父亲不念父子之情

[00:06:40] 非要杀我不可

[00:06:41] 看来今天是准死无疑了

[00:06:45] 干脆我什么都不说了

[00:06:47] 时也

[00:06:49] 运也

[00:06:50] 命也

[00:06:52] 这就是命

[00:06:54] 因此

[00:06:54] 李世民闭着眼睛在这儿等挨刀

[00:06:58] 迷迷糊糊的时候

[00:07:00] 听耳边有亲切的声音

[00:07:04] 睁开眼睛一看

[00:07:06] 有

[00:07:08] 这是鲁国公程咬金呢

[00:07:12] 他跟程咬金是忘年交

[00:07:15] 岁数差的悬殊

[00:07:17] 但两个人的感情至好

[00:07:21] 有道是

[00:07:22] 不见亲人不落泪呀

[00:07:25] 李世民一看程咬金来了

[00:07:28] 眼泪滴答下来了

[00:07:31] 老国公

[00:07:33] 是您啊

[00:07:34] 是我呀

[00:07:35] 市民了

[00:07:37] 怎么回事

[00:07:39] 你怎么把你爹气成这样

[00:07:42] 我相信皇上不是糊涂的人

[00:07:45] 他做出这种决定

[00:07:47] 肯定有特殊的原因

[00:07:50] 能不能跟我说一说

[00:07:52] 我好给你上殿

[00:07:54] 保本求情

[00:07:56] 这是李世民本来想说

[00:08:04] 但是话到舌尖

[00:08:06] 他又咽下去了

[00:08:08] 为什么

[00:08:09] 他知道程咬金性如烈火

[00:08:13] 纸糊的驴大嗓门

[00:08:15] 这事绝不能暴露出去

[00:08:18] 跟他一说

[00:08:19] 他一吵持一喊

[00:08:20] 好嘛

[00:08:21] 满城风雨

[00:08:23] 我爹和我脸上无光啊

[00:08:26] 因此呢

[00:08:28] 他就没敢说

[00:08:31] 对

[00:08:32] 哎

[00:08:34] 老千岁

[00:08:35] 你不必追问了

[00:08:38] 正像你所说

[00:08:39] 我爹做出这种决定

[00:08:42] 肯定有他的道理

[00:08:44] 这就应了那句话

[00:08:46] 君叫臣死臣死

[00:08:48] 父叫子亡子亡

[00:08:50] 我爹要杀我

[00:08:52] 我二话没有啊

[00:08:54] 我凭天由命

[00:08:55] 这叫情屈命不屈

[00:08:59] 老人家不必再问了

[00:09:01] 这诶我世民呐

[00:09:04] 谁跟谁呀

[00:09:06] 我怎么越听越糊涂啊

[00:09:09] 你要照这个样子

[00:09:10] 我怎么给你保本求情啊

[00:09:13] 老人家

[00:09:14] 您的心我领了

[00:09:16] 我看不必保本了

[00:09:18] 诶诶还好

[00:09:20] 要冲你这么一说

[00:09:22] 我是吃饱了撑的啊

[00:09:25] 太不像话了

[00:09:27] 我说是吗

[00:09:28] 你平常办事

[00:09:31] 当机立断

[00:09:32] 水萝卜就酒嘎嘣脆

[00:09:35] 撂地下摔三截

[00:09:37] 何等果断

[00:09:39] 怎么今天吞吞吐吐

[00:09:42] 所为何故

[00:09:44] 你急死我了你

[00:09:47] 我就问你一句吧

[00:09:49] 是冤还是不冤

[00:09:52] 这你得跟我说实话

[00:09:54] 你要说不冤

[00:09:55] 我转身就走

[00:09:56] 回去睡大觉

[00:09:59] 不冤你就是该死

[00:10:01] 我替你保什么本呢

[00:10:03] 要冤咱们另说

[00:10:05] 另讲这句话

[00:10:08] 你总能说吧

[00:10:09] 啊

[00:10:11] 我再问你

[00:10:12] 市民呢

[00:10:12] 你冤是不冤

[00:10:14] 这

[00:10:16] 你说李世民不疯不傻的内情不能跟他说

[00:10:21] 冤不冤都不说呀

[00:10:22] 那不傻17 了

[00:10:25] 老千岁

[00:10:26] 我冤沉海底结了

[00:10:31] 诶这我心就有底了

[00:10:34] 青蛙

[00:10:35] 既然你冤

[00:10:37] 咱就好办

[00:10:39] 其实呢

[00:10:40] 我现在一声令下

[00:10:42] 把绑绳给你解开

[00:10:44] 没事儿了

[00:10:46] 我也敢这么干

[00:10:48] 但你别忘了

[00:10:50] 咱们的上边还有个皇上的

[00:10:53] 怎么也得给皇上留点脸面

[00:10:56] 所以你呀

[00:10:58] 暂时先委屈委屈

[00:11:00] 若上殿保文

[00:11:04] 老千岁

[00:11:06] 能保下本来当然更好

[00:11:08] 保不下来就算这

[00:11:11] 这你甭管

[00:11:12] 你甭管

[00:11:12] 别说别说了

[00:11:14] 程二金呢

[00:11:16] 心里啊

[00:11:16] 就盘算这里边肯定有隐情

[00:11:21] 不把这个事儿搞清楚

[00:11:23] 不好办事

[00:11:25] 老程转身下了断头台

[00:11:28] 告诉王君可

[00:11:29] 程铁牛

[00:11:30] 程万牛

[00:11:31] 互助法场

[00:11:34] 我要不传令

[00:11:36] 我要说话

[00:11:37] 任何人不准斩杀秦王

[00:11:40] 有胆敢不听者

[00:11:43] 拿斧子给我砍

[00:11:45] 给他切开

[00:11:46] 晾着

[00:11:48] 砍死咱也不偿命呀

[00:11:50] 是程咬金还来劲了

[00:11:54] 一切安排就绪

[00:11:57] 然后程咬金

[00:11:59] 怀抱砍王的斧子

[00:12:01] 腆着大肚子赶奔八宝金殿

[00:12:06] 单说李渊

[00:12:09] 由于方才呀

[00:12:11] 激动的有点过分

[00:12:13] 身体虚弱

[00:12:16] 手扶着龙叔案

[00:12:17] 一个劲儿的哆嗦

[00:12:20] 总管太监在旁边拿着毛巾给皇上擦汗

[00:12:26] 李渊就盼着时刻快到

[00:12:29] 把李世民一杀了

[00:12:30] 这心才痛快

[00:12:32] 要不起

[00:12:33] 对不起

[00:12:33] 张尹二飞

[00:12:37] 还等啊等啊

[00:12:38] 正这时候

[00:12:40] 就听下边有人说

[00:12:43] 吾皇万岁万万岁臣程咬金、蒹葭李渊脑袋就嗡了一声

[00:12:54] 心说早不来晚不来

[00:12:56] 这爹怎么这会儿来了

[00:12:58] 老实说

[00:12:59] 见着程咬金

[00:13:00] 他脑仁都疼啊

[00:13:03] 知道

[00:13:04] 这位有时候软

[00:13:06] 有时候硬

[00:13:07] 有时候又是滚刀肉

[00:13:09] 蒸不熟煮不烂

[00:13:11] 拿他没咒撵

[00:13:13] 李渊就知道有人给他通风报信了

[00:13:16] 抬头一看

[00:13:17] 人没进来

[00:13:18] 肚子先进来了

[00:13:21] 程咬金腆着大肚子来到金觉下面

[00:13:27] 万岁在上

[00:13:29] 臣给您磕头了

[00:13:33] 哎哟哎哟哎呀

[00:13:37] 腰酸背痛啊

[00:13:41] 他干说磕头

[00:13:42] 他不跪下

[00:13:44] 李渊就明白了

[00:13:46] 君臣多年

[00:13:47] 什么不懂

[00:13:49] 李渊心说

[00:13:50] 这是诚心

[00:13:51] 不愿意给我磕头

[00:13:53] 故意找个理由

[00:13:55] 算了算了吧

[00:13:57] 李渊欠身离座

[00:14:00] 老王兄

[00:14:01] 年礼平身

[00:14:03] 免啦

[00:14:04] 免啦

[00:14:05] 来呀

[00:14:06] 看座

[00:14:08] 你看看

[00:14:09] 那么多的官员

[00:14:11] 谁都没座

[00:14:12] 唯独程咬金有座

[00:14:17] 有人搬过一把椅子

[00:14:20] 程咬金笑着点点头

[00:14:22] 臣谢主隆恩

[00:14:27] 方才还好好的

[00:14:30] 这阵咳嗽上了

[00:14:32] 往椅子上一坐

[00:14:36] 李渊就明白

[00:14:37] 他是给秦王来保本的

[00:14:40] 他知道他跟秦王的关系是最好不过

[00:14:45] 老王兄

[00:14:47] 不在府中

[00:14:50] 没有朕的旨意

[00:14:51] 选召上殿

[00:14:53] 何故啊

[00:14:55] 啊

[00:14:56] 万岁

[00:14:58] 您怎么这么说呀

[00:15:01] 咱们君臣感情甚好啊

[00:15:05] 多日不见

[00:15:06] 我不想你吗

[00:15:08] 听说你冷不丁的生了电了

[00:15:12] 我不看看你

[00:15:13] 我不放心呢

[00:15:15] 故此没奉圣旨

[00:15:19] 我就来了皇上

[00:15:21] 难道你还挑理吗

[00:15:23] 啊

[00:15:23] 不不不不

[00:15:25] 真没有这意思

[00:15:27] 欢迎你来呀

[00:15:29] 不过

[00:15:30] 老王兄啊

[00:15:31] 呃

[00:15:32] 跟你没什么事儿

[00:15:34] 你还是回府休息去吧

[00:15:37] 诶

[00:15:37] 谢谢陛下

[00:15:39] 不过有件事情

[00:15:43] 我想问清楚了

[00:15:44] 然后再走

[00:15:47] 那你就说吧

[00:15:48] 是石材

[00:15:51] 老臣路过午门

[00:15:55] 见午门的法标上

[00:15:58] 绑着一个人

[00:16:00] 老臣疑惑不解

[00:16:03] 到近前一看

[00:16:06] 出乎意料之外呀

[00:16:08] 绑的竟是秦王李世民

[00:16:12] 我问了问

[00:16:13] 这是怎么回事儿

[00:16:15] 谁都说不清楚

[00:16:18] 就说皇上震怒

[00:16:20] 非杀秦王不可

[00:16:24] 我说

[00:16:25] 万岁呀

[00:16:26] 你我君臣

[00:16:28] 多少年患难的交情

[00:16:31] 我说的不过分吧

[00:16:34] 那么

[00:16:35] 出了这等大事

[00:16:37] 臣焉有不闻不问之理

[00:16:41] 我想问问皇上

[00:16:43] 为什么要斩杀秦王

[00:16:46] 能不能跟老臣交代交代呀

[00:16:50] 这成

[00:16:56] 王兄

[00:16:58] 你就不必问了

[00:17:01] 哎

[00:17:02] 我确实有难言之隐

[00:17:06] 总之

[00:17:07] 李世民犯下不赦之罪

[00:17:11] 但有一线之路

[00:17:13] 我也不能杀他

[00:17:15] 虎犊子不吃子

[00:17:17] 兔子不吃窝边草

[00:17:19] 何况人乎

[00:17:22] 我说到这儿

[00:17:23] 你心里就清楚了

[00:17:25] 老人家不必多问

[00:17:27] 等李世民死后

[00:17:30] 过三过五

[00:17:32] 我把你请进内宫

[00:17:34] 然后再把经过如实的跟你讲述一遍

[00:17:39] 我说话算数

[00:17:41] 现在我不想说

[00:17:44] 望老爱卿能够谅解

[00:17:48] 呃

[00:17:49] 哦

[00:17:51] 程咬金呢

[00:17:53] 察言观色

[00:17:55] 一看李渊的表情

[00:17:57] 说话的语气

[00:18:00] 就知道事情的严重性

[00:18:03] 但他不说是为什么呢

[00:18:05] 有什么难言之隐呢

[00:18:09] 有道是家丑不可外扬

[00:18:11] 莫非这里边儿有谁

[00:18:14] 这常小金脑袋NN 就转个

[00:18:18] 可李渊不说

[00:18:21] 他也不明白怎么回事儿

[00:18:22] 因为他不是神仙

[00:18:24] 他也不会算

[00:18:25] 他无论如何也没想到

[00:18:28] 李建成、李元济跟张尹二飞做出下贱之事

[00:18:33] 他更不知道是栽赃陷害

[00:18:37] 反正他知道这里是有个事儿

[00:18:40] 陛下

[00:18:42] 你既然不说

[00:18:44] 臣也不好勉强

[00:18:47] 不过呢

[00:18:49] 不管秦王李世民犯下什么大罪

[00:18:54] 按他的功劳而言

[00:18:56] 足可以将功补过

[00:19:00] 陛下呀

[00:19:01] 你们是亲父子

[00:19:03] 是不是这么的

[00:19:05] 你消消气

[00:19:07] 把市民放了

[00:19:09] 在咱们面前一跪

[00:19:11] 让他承认个错

[00:19:13] 你也可以打他

[00:19:15] 你可以骂他

[00:19:17] 甚至把他打残废了

[00:19:20] 养他一辈子不行

[00:19:22] 你顺过气儿去

[00:19:24] 不也就完了吗

[00:19:26] 倘若陛下不听臣的话

[00:19:29] 一怒之间把市民杀了

[00:19:33] 迟早有一天你会后悔的

[00:19:37] 陛下呀

[00:19:38] 算了算了吧啊

[00:19:41] 我呀

[00:19:42] 替你传旨

[00:19:43] 来人呐

[00:19:45] 把秦王李世民

[00:19:47] 射回来啊

[00:19:50] 李渊一听

[00:19:52] 干脆咱俩换个个儿得了

[00:19:54] 他替我传旨

[00:19:56] 开天辟地

[00:19:57] 哪有这种事儿

[00:19:59] 李渊闻听此言

[00:20:01] 把脸往下一沉

[00:20:03] 嗯

[00:20:06] 成王兄

[00:20:08] 你不觉着你这么做有点过分吗

[00:20:13] 其实这是百官呢

[00:20:14] 都把希望寄托到程咬金身上了

[00:20:18] 程咬金这一上殿

[00:20:19] 百官都跟着来了

[00:20:22] 站在大殿的两侧

[00:20:24] 静静的听着

[00:20:27] 程也金觉着呢

[00:20:29] 凭这张老脸

[00:20:31] 有软的有硬的

[00:20:33] 李渊会答应的

[00:20:35] 没想到李渊当着这么多人的面前

[00:20:39] 给自己来了个烧鸡大窝波

[00:20:42] 尽管程咬金脸憨皮厚

[00:20:45] 也有点儿破门帘子挂不住劲儿了

[00:20:50] 曹小金也站起来

[00:20:53] 陛下这么说

[00:20:57] 你是不准本了

[00:21:00] 不能准本

[00:21:02] 非杀市民

[00:21:03] 非杀不可

[00:21:06] 一点儿活动气儿都没有

[00:21:08] 这是废话

[00:21:10] 好

[00:21:12] 既然如此

[00:21:13] 咱这么办行吗

[00:21:15] 想当年

[00:21:17] 你给了我72 面免死金牌

[00:21:21] 我还给你一块行不行啊

[00:21:24] 拿他属世

[00:21:27] 您不死

[00:21:27] 你看怎么样

[00:21:29] 哎呀

[00:21:30] 东王兄

[00:21:31] 说的哪里话来

[00:21:33] 那免死牌乃是赐给你的

[00:21:36] 不是赐给李世民的

[00:21:39] 焉能替换呢

[00:21:41] 不必多说

[00:21:42] 下殿去吧

[00:21:45] 万岁啊

[00:21:46] 拉倒吧

[00:21:48] 我知道你这是挂道印呢

[00:21:50] 话说出去收不回来了

[00:21:53] 我呢

[00:21:55] 给你做个台阶

[00:21:56] 干脆你一下台阶

[00:21:58] 满天乌云就撒了啊

[00:22:01] 陛下饶了吧

[00:22:03] 不饶

[00:22:05] 合着我说了半天

[00:22:07] 等于没说

[00:22:10] 老王兄

[00:22:11] 回府去吧

[00:22:12] 这件事情你最好不要参与

[00:22:17] 万岁啊

[00:22:18] 你要动真格的

[00:22:20] 我也动真格的

[00:22:22] 嗯

[00:22:23] 李渊就问

[00:22:24] 此话怎讲

[00:22:26] 我

[00:22:26] 陛下

[00:22:27] 就凭我绕成为大唐的江山社稷

[00:22:32] 立下十大汗马的功劳

[00:22:35] 我拿我这些功劳换李世民不死

[00:22:39] 行不

[00:22:41] 我宁愿贬家为民

[00:22:43] 做个普通的老百姓行不行

[00:22:47] 李渊文听冷笑了一声

[00:22:51] 王兄

[00:22:52] 你特意的糊涂了

[00:22:54] 你是你

[00:22:56] 他是他

[00:22:57] 怎么能相提并论呢

[00:22:59] 啊

[00:23:00] 实话对你说不行不行就是不行