《第106集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 小岳平

[00:00:02] 被困金刚寺

[00:00:06] 让官府的人把他包围了

[00:00:10] 到了现在这个月萍

[00:00:13] 恨不能抽自己一顿嘴巴子

[00:00:16] 这个后悔的问题

[00:00:20] 听说有很多人呢滴了

[00:00:23] 耳朵告诉我

[00:00:25] 遇上什么事要先问三个为什么开动开动脑筋

[00:00:33] 我这怎么老忘呢

[00:00:35] 你说这个大厦

[00:00:38] 自己钻到套里头

[00:00:41] 现在后悔不及了

[00:00:45] 怎么办

[00:00:47] 到了现在月萍也豁出去了

[00:00:51] 舍得一身剐敢把皇帝拉下马

[00:00:56] 这人怕什么

[00:00:57] 就是怕死

[00:00:59] 死都不怕没有可怕

[00:01:03] 到了现在把牙关亦有心一横拽出铁伞

[00:01:10] 嗯

[00:01:12] 埃斯孔亮

[00:01:13] 哎

[00:01:14] 你们听着

[00:01:16] 夏天也越停在这儿

[00:01:19] 哪个不服gua

[00:01:22] 小爷陪你大战80 0呵呵呵

[00:01:28] 各位

[00:01:29] 听见没听

[00:01:31] 这小子到了现在还这么发狂呢

[00:01:35] 哪位过去要他的命

[00:01:39] 侯爷

[00:01:40] 月萍

[00:01:41] 这小子不好惹

[00:01:44] 一个人

[00:01:44] 两个人斗不过他

[00:01:46] 干脆咱一块儿上吧

[00:01:49] 把他乱刀分尸对把他乱刀分尸

[00:01:56] 四五十号就围城

[00:02:00] 越听越疯狂砸中了华林

[00:02:05] 宝伞帐篷

[00:02:07] 这宝伞30 几把刀子组成一路电光闪动啊

[00:02:15] 山顶转圈

[00:02:17] 来吧

[00:02:18] 来吧

[00:02:20] 看哪面发动进攻

[00:02:24] 月萍啊

[00:02:24] 就对你们下手

[00:02:26] 心里琢磨着杀死一个够本杀死俩就有赚头儿

[00:02:34] 我怕什么

[00:02:37] 整这么个时候

[00:02:39] 那边有人喊侯爷

[00:02:42] 当大

[00:02:45] 各位各位

[00:02:45] 各位别别别

[00:02:48] 干什么呢

[00:02:50] 我们以多为胜就把他赢了也不光彩

[00:02:56] J 小子也不服气

[00:02:58] 平生不才

[00:03:01] 结果他大狗呗

[00:03:04] 用不着各位推推推推

[00:03:07] 大伙一听谁口气这么大

[00:03:09] 回头一看

[00:03:10] 哇

[00:03:11] 过了一个胖大的和尚

[00:03:15] 分开人群来到司空廖进钱

[00:03:20] 阿弥陀佛

[00:03:23] 好耶

[00:03:25] 用得着兴师动众收拾他

[00:03:30] 劳桑服役

[00:03:33] 死红了一看

[00:03:34] 嗯放心

[00:03:36] 心情来的

[00:03:38] 将州八怪

[00:03:41] 说话的这个和尚是八怪之一老大

[00:03:46] 江湖人称赖皮僧名叫法缘

[00:03:52] 后面跟着他徒弟挺漂亮

[00:03:55] 一个大姑娘叫英风蜘蛛赖酒

[00:04:00] 红提着柳叶双刀载荷的干支

[00:04:06] 老师傅乐评

[00:04:08] 可厉害

[00:04:09] 您不要小看他年轻

[00:04:12] 我们很多人都吃过他的亏千万可谨慎

[00:04:16] 哈哈哈哈

[00:04:20] 侯爷

[00:04:22] 休长他的威风灭自家人的锐气

[00:04:27] 我也不是说大话

[00:04:29] 您就瞧好吧

[00:04:32] 要活得要死的

[00:04:34] 哎

[00:04:36] 是不活的

[00:04:37] 死的都行

[00:04:38] 那好了

[00:04:39] 哼哼普洱呀师傅

[00:04:43] 在旁边观敌料阵

[00:04:46] 看为师怎样对付于他

[00:04:50] 呃呃嗨噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:04:55] 来到小悦庭金钱

[00:04:58] 人家一看他这个跟自己差不多

[00:05:02] 但是比自己要粗的多不那么粗

[00:05:07] 向短波粗没脖子

[00:05:11] 整个大肉球咣当搁腔子上

[00:05:15] 新辟的脑瓜皮儿剧情攒量少之戒

[00:05:21] 黄色的生一圆领大袖

[00:05:25] 佛像下还挂着数珠袖面高玩户外肉横生

[00:05:32] 那脸上那个颜色呀跟呢没煮呢螃蟹差不多面丝倾泻盖

[00:05:40] 能有七十来岁

[00:05:43] 坏人放光

[00:05:45] 看了看乐评

[00:05:48] 哼哼哼哼

[00:05:51] 完了

[00:05:53] 你就是岳平啊

[00:05:56] 你是谁赖皮僧法源视野

[00:06:03] 哦

[00:06:03] 赖皮生啊

[00:06:05] 你叫错了

[00:06:06] 我看你不如叫癞蛤蟆太high

[00:06:10] 好小子

[00:06:12] 你敢骂拼成na 没来

[00:06:18] 晃双掌是被乐评

[00:06:22] 乐亭原来拿的伞哪是对付他们大伙儿

[00:06:27] 你看过了一个

[00:06:29] 用不着史宝伞

[00:06:31] 嗯崩皇宝伞右臂上被在背后来了

[00:06:38] 我陪你走几趟

[00:06:40] 烟盒不失兵器

[00:06:42] 还打你用不着

[00:06:44] 一个癞蛤蟆还用得着费神

[00:06:47] 我用手也把你拍碎了he 你狂

[00:06:52] 两个人道德40 回合

[00:06:56] 乐评偷眼一看

[00:06:57] 哎哟

[00:06:59] 不怪这和尚狂枕头凉虾

[00:07:03] 那么怕

[00:07:04] 山在历遍漆筷如飞

[00:07:07] 恰似猿猴一个不留神还真就吃亏

[00:07:13] 哎

[00:07:13] 山相聚黄长钊一遍

[00:07:16] 通天八卦掌快快

[00:07:23] 风雨不透

[00:07:26] 法院有点顶不住劲儿虚晃一招跳出圈外当月听力等等

[00:07:35] 什么事儿银河

[00:07:36] 不占莫非你怯战了

[00:07:39] 不成非也

[00:07:41] 非也

[00:07:44] 哎

[00:07:44] 我说乐亭啊

[00:07:45] 你真有两下子

[00:07:47] 刚才你使的是通篇八卦

[00:07:50] 咱们队行

[00:07:53] 名师出高徒啊

[00:07:55] 嗯

[00:07:56] 贫僧

[00:07:57] 真没想到你有这么两下子

[00:07:59] 我咱俩变个打法怎么样

[00:08:04] 变大

[00:08:05] 你说怎么变

[00:08:07] 咱俩这么大有什么意思

[00:08:10] 你来我往蹿蹿跳跳

[00:08:14] 谁也打不着谁浪费时间

[00:08:17] 那我想了一条捷径

[00:08:21] 咱们来各一对三长你敢吗

[00:08:27] 一对三整一当的啊

[00:08:32] 越听越琢磨这回我动动脑筋

[00:08:35] 我头脑太简单了

[00:08:36] 这回好好想想一对

[00:08:40] 怎么个对法我得问清楚

[00:08:43] 法院怎么个一对三掌

[00:08:47] 你看看你没打过吧

[00:08:50] 他就是这么个意思

[00:08:52] 你骑马蹲裆式站好了

[00:08:55] 拼成

[00:08:57] 往你脑袋上拍三巴掌

[00:09:01] 哎

[00:09:02] 然后呢

[00:09:03] 我骑马蹲裆式站好

[00:09:07] 你往我脑袋上再拍三巴掌

[00:09:10] 你这多好

[00:09:12] 看看谁的功底深看看谁进藏

[00:09:17] 你这真打实凿的比这么大不强多了吗

[00:09:22] 你敢不敢应战

[00:09:25] 切歌

[00:09:27] 呀

[00:09:28] 越听越琢磨大厨史以来还没遇过这样的战斗呢

[00:09:34] 哦

[00:09:35] 这就叫一对三掌

[00:09:38] 有心不答应

[00:09:40] 当着这么多人的面自己当时就栽了跟头

[00:09:44] 怕人家有心答应没比量过心里头没底

[00:09:53] 还是年轻人

[00:09:55] 月萍的脑筋蹦起多高了

[00:09:58] 哎

[00:10:00] 好了就一米

[00:10:02] 哎

[00:10:03] 痛快痛快

[00:10:06] 那么乐亭啊

[00:10:07] 你说吧

[00:10:09] 咱俩谁先打谁是你先答我呢

[00:10:14] 是拼层先打你

[00:10:16] 这你就随便

[00:10:20] 谁打谁都行

[00:10:23] 法院一瓶了

[00:10:24] 新手啊毛人

[00:10:27] 小毛孩子

[00:10:29] 一点经验都没有这玩意儿关系真大呀

[00:10:34] 比方说我要先揍他

[00:10:36] 三把人家拍死了

[00:10:39] 你还哪有机会打我呀

[00:10:41] 叫我挑

[00:10:43] 当然我得打你了

[00:10:45] 原谅

[00:10:47] 因为你是张三丰的徒弟有名的铁伞怪侠

[00:10:54] 贫僧先试试你这功夫练得如何

[00:10:58] 因此我要先打你三掌你敢不敢

[00:11:04] 哎哎哎哈哈哈

[00:11:06] 各位听见没听见

[00:11:08] 没听见

[00:11:09] 真高人也好

[00:11:11] 好好那你就站好了接我的长

[00:11:17] 越听这话说出去了才缓过本a

[00:11:22] 对我又上当了

[00:11:25] 姐姐这事儿呢

[00:11:28] 要叫他先揍我要把我打趴下了

[00:11:32] 我怎么打人家

[00:11:33] 哎呀

[00:11:36] 大丈夫说话不能不算数的

[00:11:39] 乐评又一琢磨

[00:11:40] 我就接你三张

[00:11:42] 我看你能把我猪只喝

[00:11:46] 我也练过功夫

[00:11:48] 嗯

[00:11:49] 老师交给我的金钟罩铁布衫的功夫

[00:11:55] 铜头铁臂试试我这个脑袋硬不硬

[00:12:00] 乐评骑马蹲当事方之一颤

[00:12:06] 二

[00:12:09] 来吧

[00:12:12] 司空廖众人一看完了准备收尸

[00:12:16] 嘿嘿

[00:12:18] 看来阅评上了

[00:12:19] 当法援真高哇了个套把它套进来

[00:12:25] 所以这帮小子了

[00:12:27] 呵呵在旁边看热闹

[00:12:32] 看着啊

[00:12:33] 在看法院你别还笑笑呵呵地往后蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬倒退了十几步

[00:12:44] 把这个账上这胳膊就轮完一日日日嗯嗯嗯

[00:12:56] 干嘛呀

[00:12:57] 运用系统

[00:13:00] 李练一口气外练筋骨皮气罚单天单天过于单呗

[00:13:09] 您是没看着

[00:13:12] 如果把他的衣服给撸起来

[00:13:14] 你看那胳膊

[00:13:21] 就长个儿

[00:13:23] 青筋暴流啊

[00:13:26] 那胳膊都四郎行比铁杠子还硬

[00:13:30] 这叫轮缘

[00:13:31] 远平别贫僧长桃一场啊

[00:13:38] 当当当当

[00:13:39] 他跑过来

[00:13:42] 来的乐评切近把单掌往空中接力接哇

[00:13:46] 啥讨厌啥啊

[00:13:54] 乐亭在这骑马蹲裆式等着一看涨来了瓜并风声

[00:14:01] 判断一下他

[00:14:03] 这使得是铁沙子

[00:14:06] 又叫单场开呗

[00:14:10] 打实打实的都得碎

[00:14:13] 打得我这肉脑袋上头的什么样

[00:14:17] 全凭这个气往上秃气阀三天铂金一使劲摁

[00:14:26] 铜头铁臂

[00:14:29] J 1 巴掌拍了个角角是啥

[00:14:35] 嘿

[00:14:37] 法院协助脑袋碎了

[00:14:40] 我得找地方顺手去打完了

[00:14:44] 转身去观看

[00:14:48] 一瞅越平直

[00:14:49] 眨眼够呛啊

[00:14:54] 啊

[00:14:55] 打也没事儿回呀

[00:15:01] 莫非说这个小阅评会达摩老祖易筋经的功夫

[00:15:07] 我这铁砂掌多大的力量

[00:15:10] 怎么没造动弹

[00:15:12] 真造不动人前出丑哈哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:15:19] 又退出去一丈五六十元

[00:15:23] 憋足了劲地跑过来向建设的乐评你接我第二张

[00:15:35] 打完了拍巴掌一看

[00:15:38] 乐亭稳如泰山就晃一下行

[00:15:44] 但是心里头有点儿不得劲儿

[00:15:47] 两肋发胀

[00:15:49] 囤地

[00:15:50] 这铂金都疼

[00:15:52] 脑袋呼呼冒火

[00:15:54] 但没事儿

[00:15:55] 哎行比内八长多少有点儿劲儿挺过瘾

[00:16:02] 嗨一下啊

[00:16:04] 一下打完

[00:16:05] 我可打你啊

[00:16:06] 哎呀啊哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:16:11] 赖皮僧退出两丈多远撂着蹶子跑过来

[00:16:19] 三章奏闻振娣

[00:16:22] 她是单臂发麻呀

[00:16:25] 这手一蹦一蹦那么疼没打动

[00:16:30] 月萍

[00:16:31] 这回站起来来回溜两圈

[00:16:35] 嗨

[00:16:37] 哎

[00:16:38] 哎呀够呛

[00:16:40] 这心哪噔噔噔噔噔直跳稳了稳心血晃膀子

[00:16:47] 该我打你了吧

[00:16:49] 嗯呢陀那个发

[00:16:53] 法院应该是裁判

[00:16:55] 当着这么多的人说了那话不能不算数

[00:16:59] 我揍他没揍动他揍我应该如何呢

[00:17:03] 还不能不叫他造啊

[00:17:05] 哎呀

[00:17:07] 阿弥陀佛保佑保佑

[00:17:11] 骑马蹲裆式往这一站

[00:17:16] 来了

[00:17:19] 我告诉你啊

[00:17:21] 你可顶住了我这一巴掌可有劲儿

[00:17:25] 通天八卦掌开你来吧

[00:17:28] 少说废话

[00:17:30] 乐亭也是有点冒坏

[00:17:33] 大的跟前儿呢

[00:17:35] 往下蹲往下蹲

[00:17:37] 哎

[00:17:37] 这这就够巧的了

[00:17:41] 哎呀

[00:17:42] 你听听喘喘气儿

[00:17:44] 用手摸着秃脑袋

[00:17:47] 挺光溜说废话

[00:17:50] 你管光流不光的你杂得了三下啊

[00:17:55] 你打我三下

[00:17:56] 我也打你三下

[00:17:57] 那是自然

[00:17:59] 一对三长摁来摁结帐呢

[00:18:05] 啊

[00:18:09] 把赖皮生下你咋玩

[00:18:13] 打完了啊

[00:18:15] 怎么也没怎么地

[00:18:17] 嗨

[00:18:18] 法院新说那小孩儿他没劲

[00:18:22] 那是花架子华而不实

[00:18:25] 就你这巴掌能打动我这心就放下了

[00:18:30] 喊两下啊

[00:18:31] 来吧

[00:18:33] 怎么打不动你换换手啊

[00:18:35] 哎呀妈呀

[00:18:39] 法院又移不了脑袋哈哈哈我越听你使点劲儿这不够快养精呢

[00:18:49] 哎

[00:18:49] 你那劲哪去了

[00:18:51] 月饼自己还得得劲儿给他评

[00:18:55] 这两天睡不好觉

[00:18:57] 吃不好饭劲儿都没了这第三下

[00:19:01] 哎哎

[00:19:02] 等着啊

[00:19:03] 你接我这第三

[00:19:06] 嚷