《Shady Bop(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:02] may i have your attention please

[00:00:05] may i have your attention please

[00:00:08] will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:12] i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:17] we're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:18] （verse 1）

[00:00:20] jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] started whoopin her ass worse than before

[00:00:25] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）

[00:00:27] it's the return of the

[00:00:28] oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he

[00:00:32] and dr dre said

[00:00:33] nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）

[00:00:37] feminist women love eminem

[00:00:38] chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him

[00:00:40] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:45] yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:48] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose

[00:00:52] but can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] and if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:02] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:04] of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:05] by the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:07] they got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] we ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:12] who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:14] but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:15] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:18] but if you feel like i feel i got the antidote

[00:01:20] women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] i'm slim shady

[00:01:22] （chorus）

[00:01:23] yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:24] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:27] so won't the real slim shady

[00:01:28] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:31] becuase i'm slim shady

[00:01:32] yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:34] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] so won't the real slim shady

[00:01:37] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:40] will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:41] （verse 2）

[00:01:43] well i do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:45] you think i give a damm about a grammy

[00:01:47] half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:52] why so you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:54] so you can sit me here next to britney spears

[00:01:57] shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:59] so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

[00:02:01] and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] little B***h put me on blast on mtv

[00:02:06] yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe

[00:02:08] i should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:10] and show the whole world how you gave eminem v d （scream）

[00:02:13] i'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:16] so i've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:18] and theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:19] who cuss like me

[00:02:20] who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:22] who dress like me

[00:02:23] walk talk and act like me

[00:02:24] it just might be the next best thing

[00:02:26] but not quite me

[00:02:27] （chorus）

[00:02:27] i'm slim shady

[00:02:27] yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:29] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] so won't the real slim shady

[00:02:32] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:36] becuase i'm slim shady

[00:02:37] yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:38] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:40] so won't the real slim shady

[00:02:41] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:45] i'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:45] （verse 3）

[00:02:46] cause i'm only giving you

[00:02:47] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:50] the only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:52] and i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:55] i just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:56] and whether you like to admit it （rip）

[00:02:58] i just s**t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:03:01] then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:03] its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30

[00:03:06] ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:08] pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin' off with jergens and i'm jerking

[00:03:10] but this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:12] and every single person is a slim shady lurkin'

[00:03:15] he could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:17] or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:19] screaming i don't give a f**k

[00:03:20] with his windows down and system up

[00:03:22] so will the real shady please stand up

[00:03:24] and put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:26] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:29] and one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:31] （chorus）

[00:03:31] cuz i'm slim shady

[00:03:32] yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:33] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:35] so won't the real slim shady

[00:03:37] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:40] becuase i'm slim shady

[00:03:41] yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:42] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:45] so won't the real slim shady

[00:03:46] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:49] i'm slim shady

[00:03:50] yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:51] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:54] so won't the real slim shady

[00:03:55] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:58] becuase i'm slim shady

[00:04:00] yes i'm the real shady

[00:04:01] all you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:04:03] so won't the real slim shady

[00:04:04] please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:04:09] the end