《The Ticket Inspector(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Ticket Inspector - Chance Waters

[00:00:10] Silver teeth and the cockiness of james dean

[00:00:13] Body like a cantaloupe head like a baked bean

[00:00:15] No gun but he gets pretty irrate

[00:00:18] So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate

[00:00:20] He spends his mornings tackling evaders

[00:00:23] And daydreaming that they issued him a taser

[00:00:25] And if they did all the money he could save 'em

[00:00:28] With concession cards and bodies on the pavement

[00:00:31] And you might joke he takes his job too seriously

[00:00:35] But you don't know all the things he's seen

[00:00:37] There's a lot of gum under the seats and people's feet

[00:00:41] And you might joke he takes his job too seriously

[00:00:45] But you don't know all the things he's seen

[00:00:47] There's a lot of punks who ride for free and retirees

[00:00:51] But in high school he took two lessons in jiu jitsu

[00:00:56] And he was pretty good at it I guess

[00:01:01] Hey hey please don't go and

[00:01:04] Go and throw your life away

[00:01:06] Don't you don't you run from him

[00:01:09] Son cause he'll f**k up your

[00:01:11] Day no he's not gonna

[00:01:14] Waste his time taking your name

[00:01:17] Trust me there'll be no escape

[00:01:19] He's got two feet and half a brain

[00:01:22] This dude's like paul blart mall cop

[00:01:24] If he lost his segway and had a small

[00:01:26] Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on

[00:01:29] Though jane at the office spelt his name wrong

[00:01:32] He doesn't have a baton doesn't have a mad dog

[00:01:34] Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat punch

[00:01:37] His mum packs his lunch taught him wrong from right

[00:01:40] Saving the world one ticket at a time

[00:01:42] And you might joke he takes his job too seriously

[00:01:46] But you don't know all the things he's seen

[00:01:49] Sometimes children ride for cheap or talk loudly

[00:01:52] And you might joke he takes his job too seriously

[00:01:56] But you don't know all the things he's seen

[00:01:59] There's a lot bums up on these seats and sometimes feet

[00:02:03] But in high school he was one of the members

[00:02:06] In the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team he still polishes his medal

[00:02:12] Hey hey please don't go and

[00:02:15] Go and throw your life away

[00:02:18] Don't you don't you run from him

[00:02:20] Son cause he'll f**k up your

[00:02:23] Day no he's not gonna

[00:02:25] Waste his time taking your name

[00:02:28] Trust me there'll be no escape

[00:02:31] He's got two feet and half a brain

[00:02:34] They wouldn't let him in the army oh no-o-o-o-o

[00:02:40] The wouldn't let him be a sergeant oh no-o-o-o-o

[00:02:45] A fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be

[00:02:50] He'd write parking tickets but he doesn't like to read

[00:02:54] But in high school he lost a jellybean count

[00:02:58] And the winner didn't share them maybe that's what this all stems from

[00:03:04] Hey hey please don't go and

[00:03:06] Go and throw your life away

[00:03:09] Don't you don't you run from him

[00:03:11] Son cause he'll f**k up your

[00:03:14] Day no he's not gonna

[00:03:16] Waste his time taking your name

[00:03:19] Trust me there'll be no escape

[00:03:22] He's got two feet and half a brain

[00:03:24] Hey hey please don't go and

[00:03:27] Go and throw your life away

[00:03:29] Don't you don't you run from him

[00:03:32] Son cause he'll f**k up your

[00:03:34] Day no he's not gonna

[00:03:37] Waste his time taking your name

[00:03:39] Trust me there'll be no escape

[00:03:42] He's got two feet and half a brain