《Gertcha(Live At Abbey Road|Remixed By John Darnley|2005 - Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] Gertcha (Live At Abbey Road|Remixed By John Darnley|2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave

[00:00:01] Written by：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock

[00:00:32] Now there's a word that I don't understand

[00:00:36] I hear it every day from my old man

[00:00:40] It may be cockney rhyming slang

[00:00:43] It ain't in no school book

[00:00:48] He says it every time that he gets mad

[00:00:52] A regular caution is my old dad

[00:00:56] Rub the old man up the wrong way

[00:00:59] Bet your life you'll hear him say

[00:01:05] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:01:09] Gertcha

[00:01:09] When the kids are swinging on the gate

[00:01:13] Gertcha

[00:01:13] When the paperboy's half an hour late

[00:01:17] Gertcha

[00:01:17] When the pigeons are pecking at his seed

[00:01:21] Gertcha

[00:01:21] When the farmer starts digging up his weeds

[00:01:25] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:01:29] Bar stool preaching

[00:01:31] That's the old man's game

[00:01:36] Now the old man was a desert rat

[00:01:40] Khaki shorts and a khaki hat

[00:01:44] How me mother could have fancied that

[00:01:47] I just don't know

[00:01:52] But when the enemy came in sight

[00:01:56] They gave up without a fight

[00:02:00] They rubbed him up the wrong way

[00:02:02] This is what they heard him say

[00:02:08] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:02:12] Gertcha

[00:02:13] When me rock and roll records wake him up

[00:02:16] Gertcha

[00:02:17] When the poles knock England out of the cup

[00:02:20] Gertcha

[00:02:21] When the kids are banging on his door

[00:02:24] Gertcha

[00:02:24] When the barman won't serve him any more

[00:02:28] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:02:32] Bar stool preaching

[00:02:34] He's always been the same

[00:03:11] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:03:14] Gertcha

[00:03:15] When the dog's left a message on the step

[00:03:18] Gertcha

[00:03:19] Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck

[00:03:22] Gertcha

[00:03:23] When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes

[00:03:26] Gertcha

[00:03:27] When the houseflies are flying round his food

[00:03:30] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:03:34] Bar stool preaching

[00:03:36] He's always been the same

[00:03:41] Gertcha

[00:03:45] Gertcha

[00:03:50] Gertcha

[00:03:53] Gertcha

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[00:03:58] When me mother says he can't go down the pub

[00:04:01] Gertcha

[00:04:01] Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club

[00:04:04] Gertcha

[00:04:05] When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din

[00:04:08] Gertcha

[00:04:09] Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in

[00:04:12] Gertcha

[00:04:13] When me mother locks him out of the flat

[00:04:16] Gertcha

[00:04:17] When it's raining and he can't find his hat

[00:04:20] Gertcha

[00:04:20] In the mornings when his motorcar won't go

[00:04:24] Gertcha

[00:04:24] Next door neighbour when he won't give him a tow

[00:04:27] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:04:31] Bar stool preaching

[00:04:34] He's always been the same