《Jizz in My Pants》歌词

[00:00:04] Lock eyes from across the room
[00:00:07] Down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:00:08] Take your hand and skip the names
[00:00:10] No need here for the silly games
[00:00:12] Make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:00:14] The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[00:00:16] Move in close as the lasers fly
[00:00:18] Our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:00:20] Leave this place go back to yours
[00:00:22] Our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:00:24] A whole night what we've got in store
[00:00:26] Whisper in my ear that you want some more
[00:00:28] And I jizz in my pants
[00:00:30] This really never happens you can take my word
[00:00:32] I won't apologize that's just absurd
[00:00:33] Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
[00:00:35] And now I jizz in my pants
[00:00:38] Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
[00:00:40] Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
[00:00:41] I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus
[00:00:43] Now I'll go home and change
[00:00:45] I need a few things from the grocery
[00:00:48] Do things alone now mostly
[00:00:49] Left me heart-broken not lookin' for love
[00:00:51] Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
[00:00:53] The checkout counter and I saw a face
[00:00:56] My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:00:57] Never thought that I could feel real again
[00:00:59] But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
[00:01:01] She turned to me that's when she said it
[00:01:03] Looked me dead in the face asked "Cash or Credit "
[00:01:05] And I jizzed in my pants
[00:01:07] It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
[00:01:09] But we're going to need a clean-up on Aisle 3
[00:01:11] And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
[00:01:13] Because I jizzed in my pants
[00:01:15] To be fair you were flirting a lot
[00:01:17] Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[00:01:19] Please stop acting like you're not impressed
[00:01:20] One more thing I'm gonna pay by check
[00:01:23] Last week I saw a film
[00:01:25] As I recall it was a horror film
[00:01:27] Walked outside into the rain
[00:01:28] Checked my phone and saw you rang
[00:01:31] And I jizzed in my pants
[00:01:33] Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[00:01:35] Need to get away need to make a dash
[00:01:37] A song comes on that reminds me of you
[00:01:38] And I jizz in my pants
[00:01:41] The next day my alarm goes off
[00:01:42] And I jizz in my pants
[00:01:45] Open my window and a breeze rolls in
[00:01:46] And I jizz in my pants
[00:01:49] When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
[00:01:51] I jizzed in my pants
[00:01:52] I just ate a grape
[00:01:53] And I jizzed in my pants
[00:01:55] I went to the jizzed in my pants
[00:01:57] (Okay seriously you guys can we Okay )
[00:02:01] I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
[00:02:04] And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
[00:02:08] You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
[00:02:12] I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
[00:02:16] 'Cause I jizz in my pants
[00:02:18] (I jizz yes I jizz in my pants)
[00:02:23] Yes I jizz in my pants
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