《Funkhauser(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Funkhauser - Hard 'n Phirm

[00:00:00] All right all right

[00:00:01] I want everyone to start clappin'

[00:00:03] Everybody

[00:00:03] C'mon follow me

[00:00:05] A-one a-two

[00:00:09] That's good clappin'

[00:00:10] Burt usually not on beat

[00:00:13] You just on stage

[00:00:14] 'Cause you look so handsome

[00:00:16] But tonight you on beat all right

[00:00:20] Alright Nathanial

[00:00:20] Yo

[00:00:21] I want you gimme a smooth bassline

[00:00:23] Nice and smooth alright

[00:00:24] Alright

[00:00:25] A-one two three four

[00:00:31] Yeah

[00:00:33] Ooh

[00:00:34] I like that like steppin' into a warm bath

[00:00:39] Wash your soul

[00:00:40] Make the people clean

[00:00:43] Lymon come on in

[00:00:51] Ah

[00:00:55] Scooty yes pete yeah

[00:00:57] Gimme something high up there

[00:00:58] Here we go

[00:01:01] Guitar

[00:01:06] Aw this is smooth

[00:01:08] I ain't never heard anything so smooth

[00:01:11] But sometimes I like a little chunky

[00:01:13] I want a little chunky in there

[00:01:16] Lewis

[00:01:16] Yeah

[00:01:17] Do you think you can do that

[00:01:18] Oh yeah

[00:01:24] Chunky chunk

[00:01:26] Now who we got on horns

[00:01:29] Ok James and no-bone Willy

[00:01:32] I want you to fly in nice and low

[00:01:34] Now watch me now

[00:01:39] And now woo yeah

[00:01:44] Oh man I don't know

[00:01:46] What we can do to make this better

[00:01:48] Somebody take a eggbeater

[00:01:50] And beat it against a skillet

[00:01:51] I'm on it

[00:01:58] You over there ready Freddy

[00:01:59] Uh huh when I point you in

[00:02:00] I want you to give me a duck call

[00:02:03] Absolutely

[00:02:04] Can you give me a duck call

[00:02:06] I can give you a duck call

[00:02:07] Let's get some ducks in here

[00:02:14] Bow wow

[00:02:19] Alright now I want somebody to take

[00:02:21] That skill saw and make me a table

[00:02:24] A funky table

[00:02:30] Did you see Robert jump up on that

[00:02:32] Woo I didn't even have to ask him twice

[00:02:39] Now move that microphone up to

[00:02:41] That vat of boiling pudding

[00:02:44] Ok watch the microphone

[00:02:47] Now take some of those softballs

[00:02:49] And drop them in that pudding

[00:02:51] You got it

[00:02:51] Boss but make it funky

[00:02:58] Now I don't like that lets try something bigger

[00:03:00] You see that robot

[00:03:01] Pick up that robot

[00:03:03] They put me down

[00:03:04] And drop him in the pudding

[00:03:06] I can't swim

[00:03:11] Alright now I want somebody

[00:03:12] No-bone willy put that horn down

[00:03:16] You all drop out

[00:03:17] Willy

[00:03:18] Yo

[00:03:18] Take a dead rat throw it against the bus

[00:03:23] Do what

[00:03:24] Open that patio door

[00:03:25] Take a dead rat throw it against the bus

[00:03:28] Ok

[00:03:50] Oh oh man that that that is repugnant

[00:03:55] How's that table comin'

[00:03:56] Almost finished gotta put the legs on

[00:03:58] Alright

[00:03:59] What else we got around here

[00:04:00] I don't know

[00:04:01] Take a fire extinguisher empty it

[00:04:05] Into a vacuum

[00:04:06] That's what we're gonna do

[00:04:08] I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard

[00:04:10] That's alright

[00:04:11] 'Cause it's hot in here

[00:04:12] I'm serious you should rethink that

[00:04:18] Table's done

[00:04:19] Woo that is a beautiful table

[00:04:30] Now I've wanted to do this for a long time

[00:04:32] Somebody Stevie take a compaq presario

[00:04:35] And a microwave generate a force field

[00:04:38] That's right generate me a force field

[00:04:41] With a compaq presario and a microwave

[00:04:50] That's amazing Bert

[00:04:52] Go over there see if you can touch Stevie

[00:04:54] See if that thing is real

[00:04:56] Ow

[00:04:58] It really is real

[00:05:01] Alright shut that thing off

[00:05:02] I don't want no chernobyl

[00:05:04] Not to mention the electric bill

[00:05:07] Now what I'm gonna do is

[00:05:08] Shove this fish through this kumquat

[00:05:11] Ok

[00:05:12] I'm gonna take this fish

[00:05:13] Shh

[00:05:14] Shh

[00:05:15] Everybody

[00:05:15] Shh

[00:05:16] Quiet down guys

[00:05:17] Excuse me guys

[00:05:18] I'm sorry were we too loud was it the force field

[00:05:21] I don't know what that means uh no

[00:05:23] The 'paladins of ashod' D&D club booked

[00:05:26] The room from 8 to 10 so

[00:05:28] Wrap it up

[00:05:30] Well you heard the man

[00:05:33] Let's take it on the road

[00:05:38] No no no no lea-leave the pudding

[00:05:45] Could you hit that button for me

[00:05:54] Alright excuse me

[00:05:54] I'm claustrophobic so I'll take the stairs

[00:05:57] Alright I'll see you down there

[00:06:18] Haha you almost beat us down here

[00:06:25] That's alright you go ahead

[00:06:26] Thank you

[00:06:33] Taxi

[00:06:33] Jesus

[00:06:36] Where'd you learn to drive

[00:06:38] Shut up

[00:06:39] Everybody in

[00:06:41] Get into the death mobile

[00:06:45] Let's go to froggys on 5th

[00:06:48] Does anybody have my fish

[00:06:49] And a kumquat