《The Irony of It All》歌词

[00:00:00] The Irony Of It All (Album Version) - The Streets (街头小子)

[00:00:06] Hello Hello My names Terry and I'm a law abider

[00:00:10] There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer

[00:00:13] And when the weekends here

[00:00:14] I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight

[00:00:18] Good bloke fairly

[00:00:19] But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny

[00:00:22] Bounce 'em round like bunnies

[00:00:23] I'm likely to cause mischief

[00:00:25] Good clean grief you must believe

[00:00:27] And I ain't no thief

[00:00:28] Law abiding and all all legal

[00:00:31] And who cares about my liver when it feels good

[00:00:33] What you need is some real manhood

[00:00:35] Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha

[00:00:37] Putting peoples backs up

[00:00:39] Public disorder I'll give you public disorder

[00:00:42] I down eight pints and run all over the place

[00:00:45] Spit in the face of an officer

[00:00:46] See if that bothers you cause

[00:00:47] I never broke a law in my life

[00:00:50] Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife

[00:00:52] Come on lads lets have another fight

[00:00:54] Eh hello My names Tim and I'm a criminal

[00:00:56] In the eyes of society I need to be in jail

[00:00:58] For the choice of herbs I inhale

[00:01:00] This ain't no wholesale operation

[00:01:02] Just a few eighths and some

[00:01:03] Playstations my's vocation

[00:01:05] I pose a threat to the nation

[00:01:07] And down the station the police hold no patients

[00:01:09] Let's talk space and time

[00:01:11] I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein

[00:01:14] And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see

[00:01:17] Pass the hydrator please

[00:01:19] Yeah I'm floating on thin air

[00:01:21] Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there

[00:01:24] Cause I taker pride in my hobby

[00:01:26] Home made bongs using my engineering degree

[00:01:28] Dear Leaders please legalise w**d for these reasons

[00:01:31] Like I was saying to him

[00:01:33] I told him: "F**k with me and you won't live "

[00:01:36] So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling

[00:01:38] Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night

[00:01:40] Mad fight his face's a sad sight

[00:01:43] Vodka and Snake Bite

[00:01:44] Going on like a right geez he's a twat

[00:01:47] Shouldn't have looked at me like that

[00:01:49] Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen

[00:01:51] If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em

[00:01:54] Can't stand crime either them hooligans on h****n

[00:01:57] Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured

[00:01:59] Will be the downfall of society

[00:02:01] I've got all the anger pent up inside of me

[00:02:03] You know I don't see why I should be the criminal

[00:02:06] How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal

[00:02:08] And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol

[00:02:12] I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting

[00:02:15] We pose no threat on my settee

[00:02:17] Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please

[00:02:19] We didn't order chicken

[00:02:20] Not a problem we'll pick it out

[00:02:22] I doubt they meant to mess us about

[00:02:24] After all we're all adults not louts

[00:02:26] As I was saying we're friendly peaceful people

[00:02:28] We're not the ones out there causing trouble

[00:02:31] We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters

[00:02:33] Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is

[00:02:36] MTV BBC 2 Channel 4 is on until six in the morning

[00:02:39] Then at six in the morning

[00:02:41] The sun dawns and it's my bedtime

[00:02:42] Causing trouble your stinking rabble

[00:02:45] Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it

[00:02:47] You're on drugs it really bugs me

[00:02:48] When people try and tell me I'm a thug

[00:02:51] Just for getting drunk

[00:02:52] I like getting drunk

[00:02:53] Cause I'm an upstanding citizen

[00:02:55] If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em

[00:02:58] Now Terry you're repeating yourself

[00:03:00] But that's okay drunk people can't help that

[00:03:02] A chemical reaction happening inside your brain

[00:03:04] Causes you to forget what you're saying

[00:03:06] What I know exactly what I'm saying

[00:03:08] I'm perfectly sane

[00:03:09] You stinking student lameo

[00:03:11] Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes

[00:03:14] Err well actually according to research

[00:03:16] Government funding for further education pales in insignificance

[00:03:19] When compared to how much they spend on repairing

[00:03:22] Leery drunk people at the weekend

[00:03:23] In casualty wards all over the land

[00:03:25] Why you cheeky little