《水浒0009》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁达在雁门县遇上了金老汉

[00:00:06] 真是不幸之中的万幸

[00:00:09] 这金老汉还蛮够意思

[00:00:12] 冒着风险把鲁达领到家去了

[00:00:16] 哟

[00:00:17] 鲁达进门一看

[00:00:19] 不到一个月的功夫

[00:00:22] 这老头儿从地上到天顶上了

[00:00:25] 四合院儿

[00:00:26] 这

[00:00:27] 这院儿也阔气

[00:00:28] 也干净

[00:00:29] 还有丫鬟婆子厨师傅把门儿的

[00:00:33] 鲁达把大嘴一咧

[00:00:35] 乐了

[00:00:36] 我不是做梦吧我

[00:00:38] 老头儿

[00:00:39] 要不你过去就是欺骗我

[00:00:42] 你说瞎话

[00:00:43] 你们家是大财主吧

[00:00:45] 哎呀 恩公啊

[00:00:47] 恩

[00:00:48] 世界上有想不到的事儿

[00:00:51] 没有做不到的事儿啊

[00:00:53] 有话咱屋里再谈吧

[00:00:56] 等到屋里头有人给沏茶打手机板儿

[00:01:00] 鲁达多日颠沛流离

[00:01:03] 今天总算享了福了

[00:01:06] 呵

[00:01:07] 喝着茶水儿

[00:01:08] 这个舒服劲儿就甭提了

[00:01:10] 金老汉才说

[00:01:12] 半路上啊

[00:01:13] 我没跟您说全哪

[00:01:15] 我们不敢上东边儿去

[00:01:17] 奔北边儿来了

[00:01:19] 在路上啊

[00:01:20] 遇上个同乡

[00:01:22] 到雁门县这一带来做买卖

[00:01:25] 把我们爷儿俩就带来了

[00:01:27] 一开始啊

[00:01:28] 住在店房里

[00:01:30] 本地有个大财主赵员外

[00:01:35] 哎呀

[00:01:35] 这人儿才好呢

[00:01:37] 赵员外一心想娶一个外甥

[00:01:41] 没有合适的

[00:01:44] 经我这同乡给介绍

[00:01:47] 我们爷儿俩就同意了

[00:01:50] 给赵员外做外事

[00:01:54] 您可别笑话呀

[00:01:56] 唉

[00:01:58] 鲁达说

[00:01:59] 这算什么

[00:02:00] 什么叫正事

[00:02:01] 什么叫外事啊

[00:02:03] 唉

[00:02:04] 吃口饭就行呗

[00:02:07] 是啊

[00:02:08] 唉

[00:02:08] 我这姑爷挺好

[00:02:10] 这对我们爷儿俩果然不错

[00:02:13] 这不是给买的房子

[00:02:16] 拨的仆人

[00:02:19] 要什么给什么

[00:02:21] 这人心哪

[00:02:22] 才善良呢

[00:02:24] 你住长了

[00:02:25] 就能见着他了

[00:02:27] 他有时候啊

[00:02:29] 在家里

[00:02:30] 有时就到这儿来

[00:02:32] 其实说了半天哪

[00:02:33] 什么叫外事啊

[00:02:35] 就是小婆子

[00:02:37] 在那封建社会

[00:02:38] 有钱的人三妻四妾这是常有的事儿

[00:02:42] 也并不奇怪

[00:02:43] 就是金老汉妇女这个处境

[00:02:47] 如今落到这一步

[00:02:49] 也就是不错了

[00:02:51] 鲁达也挺替他们高兴

[00:02:54] 老头儿说

[00:02:55] 你等会儿啊

[00:02:57] 我给我女儿送个信儿

[00:02:58] 叫她来拜见恩公

[00:03:00] 他住的后院的楼上和后院还带楼的

[00:03:05] 时间不大

[00:03:07] 金翠莲来了

[00:03:09] 见着鲁达大败了六败

[00:03:14] 不知道拜多少拜好了

[00:03:16] 眼泪也掉下来

[00:03:18] 恩公长

[00:03:19] 恩公短了

[00:03:20] 没有您救我们

[00:03:22] 我们哪有今天

[00:03:24] 老头儿也跪下了

[00:03:25] 一个劲儿说拜年的话

[00:03:27] 他鲁达这个人的心软

[00:03:29] 受不了这个

[00:03:31] 鲁达用手相搀

[00:03:33] 哎呦

[00:03:33] 算了算了

[00:03:34] 算了算了

[00:03:34] 这算不得什么

[00:03:36] 你们别挂到嘴上

[00:03:38] 这爷儿俩在归座

[00:03:40] 金老汉说

[00:03:41] 这样吧

[00:03:42] 这闲房子有的是

[00:03:44] 我们收拾出一间来

[00:03:46] 您就往我这儿一住

[00:03:49] 吃喝不愁

[00:03:50] 您就暂时先避避风

[00:03:53] 等这风刮过去之后

[00:03:56] 您觉着烦闷了

[00:03:57] 愿意走

[00:03:58] 我给您拿路费

[00:04:01] 不愿意走

[00:04:02] 您长期住这

[00:04:04] 我们也非常欢迎

[00:04:07] 陆达点头

[00:04:09] 这顿饭等吃完了

[00:04:12] 这姑娘非要亲自请鲁达吃饭

[00:04:16] 老头儿陪着

[00:04:17] 又准备了鸡鸭鱼肉

[00:04:19] 在后楼上设了一桌酒席

[00:04:23] 一直吃到掌灯

[00:04:25] 这酒席还没散

[00:04:28] 还正吃着呢

[00:04:30] 楼下一阵大乱

[00:04:32] 人喊马嘶

[00:04:34] 别让他走了

[00:04:35] 他走不了哟

[00:04:37] 鲁达赶紧把筷子放下来

[00:04:39] 推开楼窗往外头一看

[00:04:41] 来四五十号

[00:04:43] 还有骑着马的

[00:04:44] 有的拿起刀枪棍棒

[00:04:46] 鲁达赶紧把窗户关上了

[00:04:48] 我说老人家

[00:04:49] 坏了

[00:04:50] 官府来抓我来了

[00:04:52] 他们的耳目真灵通啊

[00:04:54] 怎么我刚到这儿

[00:04:55] 他们就知道了

[00:04:57] 老头儿也吓坏了

[00:04:58] 开个窗户缝往楼下一看呢

[00:05:02] 老头乐了

[00:05:02] 哈哈哈哈

[00:05:04] 误会 误会

[00:05:06] 来的不是官府的人

[00:05:09] 是咱们自己人

[00:05:11] 看着骑白马的呢

[00:05:12] 没

[00:05:13] 那就是我姑爷

[00:05:14] 赵员外

[00:05:16] 我下楼问问他

[00:05:17] 这是为什么

[00:05:18] 唉

[00:05:19] 老头儿下了楼了

[00:05:20] 鲁达不相信

[00:05:22] 开开楼窗户看着

[00:05:24] 一瞅金老汉到了骑白马那主面前

[00:05:29] 嘀咕了几句

[00:05:30] 那个人也乐了

[00:05:31] 赶紧甩凳下马

[00:05:32] 把手一挥

[00:05:34] 带领那些人全退去了

[00:05:37] 把那个人一直领到楼上

[00:05:40] 等见了面

[00:05:40] 鲁达一看

[00:05:42] 这主不到四十岁

[00:05:44] 比自己高着一拳

[00:05:47] 面似银盆

[00:05:48] 三绺黑胡

[00:05:50] 五官端正

[00:05:51] 一派的正气

[00:05:54] 一看呢

[00:05:54] 就是个好人

[00:05:56] 金老汉赶紧介绍

[00:05:57] 哈哈

[00:05:59] 我说

[00:05:59] 这就是赵员外

[00:06:02] 我说姑爷啊

[00:06:04] 你不是常听我们爷儿俩叨念吗

[00:06:08] 这位就是我们的救命恩人

[00:06:11] 鲁提侠鲁达呀

[00:06:15] 赵员外撩衣服跪倒

[00:06:18] 给鲁达就磕头

[00:06:20] 恩公在上

[00:06:21] 小人不知

[00:06:23] 望其恕罪呀

[00:06:26] 鲁达用手相搀

[00:06:27] 请起 请起

[00:06:28] 不敢当

[00:06:29] 不敢当啊

[00:06:31] 魔女方才领着伙人那是干什么

[00:06:35] 赵员外脸一红

[00:06:36] 哎呀 惭愧 惭愧

[00:06:39] 有人给我送个信儿

[00:06:42] 说是

[00:06:44] 嗨嗨

[00:06:44] 我怎么说呢

[00:06:45] 我说吧

[00:06:46] 到底是怎么回事儿

[00:06:48] 说来个男的

[00:06:51] 到了我内人的楼上了

[00:06:54] 好像那意思来找便宜

[00:06:56] 我一听

[00:06:57] 火往上撞

[00:06:58] 领着人来抓来了

[00:07:01] 结果是误会

[00:07:02] 闹了半天

[00:07:03] 是我内人招待恩公

[00:07:07] 鲁达明白了

[00:07:09] 闹了半天

[00:07:10] 这家还是醋坛子

[00:07:12] 唉 这是吃醋

[00:07:14] 好嘛

[00:07:15] 真是一场误会

[00:07:17] 鲁达哈哈大笑啊

[00:07:19] 赵员外说 这 这

[00:07:21] 这哪行

[00:07:21] 不能在这儿

[00:07:22] 恩公啊

[00:07:23] 请到我家去

[00:07:24] 我家住的七宝村离这十里地

[00:07:28] 到我家一住

[00:07:30] 你哪儿都甭去了

[00:07:31] 鲁达一看他出于至诚

[00:07:34] 跟他去的确好

[00:07:35] 住在这儿

[00:07:36] 出入也多有不便哪

[00:07:38] 就这样

[00:07:40] 骑着马

[00:07:41] 赵员外接着他到了七宝村

[00:07:44] 打这儿之后

[00:07:45] 他就住下了

[00:07:47] 这赵员外天天吃饱了没事儿陪着鲁达长谈

[00:07:52] 等谈到枪棒和武艺这方面

[00:07:55] 鲁达这才发现

[00:07:57] 赵员外感情也会两下子

[00:08:01] 越谈越投机

[00:08:03] 越处越亲密

[00:08:06] 两个人居然弟兄相称

[00:08:08] 是形影不离书

[00:08:11] 说简短

[00:08:12] 鲁达在七宝村就住了四十天

[00:08:16] 这天赵员外没事儿

[00:08:18] 两个人正在谈话的时候

[00:08:21] 金老汉跑来了

[00:08:24] 胡子都飞起多高来呀

[00:08:27] 唉呀 恩公啊

[00:08:29] 姑爷啊

[00:08:30] 大事不好了啊

[00:08:33] 出什么事儿

[00:08:35] 昨天开始

[00:08:36] 有三个治工的人到了我们那块儿了

[00:08:42] 探头缩脑

[00:08:43] 问这问那

[00:08:45] 寻根问底

[00:08:47] 就问起恩公来了

[00:08:50] 绝不是好事儿啊

[00:08:53] 希望你们速做准备

[00:08:56] 以防不测

[00:08:58] 鲁达闻听

[00:09:00] 顿感一阵紧张

[00:09:01] 唉

[00:09:03] 我就知道

[00:09:04] 迟早得有这么一手

[00:09:06] 我说金老汉啊

[00:09:09] 我住这些日子

[00:09:10] 我非常感谢

[00:09:12] 我不能再待了

[00:09:13] 给你们惹来麻烦

[00:09:15] 我于心不忍

[00:09:17] 现在我就走

[00:09:18] 赵员外说

[00:09:19] 那用不着

[00:09:21] 你就住在这儿

[00:09:23] 外边来的事情

[00:09:24] 由我挡着 不

[00:09:25] 不不不

[00:09:26] 我可不是那种人

[00:09:27] 你为我受了株连

[00:09:29] 我就死也闭不上眼睛

[00:09:31] 我这非走不可

[00:09:33] 最后赵员外就问

[00:09:36] 恩公

[00:09:37] 但不知你离开我这儿

[00:09:39] 有投奔的地方吗

[00:09:41] 没有

[00:09:43] 走到哪儿我也不清楚

[00:09:45] 创大运吧

[00:09:47] 实在走不通

[00:09:49] 有个死字儿在那顶住了

[00:09:52] 恩人

[00:09:53] 那何苦呢

[00:09:55] 我倒有个主意

[00:09:57] 此事怕恩公不肯

[00:10:00] 什么主意

[00:10:01] 您说吧 呃

[00:10:03] 离这四十里地是五台山

[00:10:07] 五台山上有座古刹

[00:10:09] 是文殊院啊

[00:10:10] 啊

[00:10:11] 我跟文殊院的老方丈智真交情莫逆

[00:10:17] 远在我父亲活着的时候

[00:10:20] 就是庙上的大施主啊

[00:10:23] 到了我这辈儿上

[00:10:25] 跟庙上的关系仍然是那么亲密

[00:10:29] 我的意思是说呢

[00:10:32] 如果恩公愿意的话

[00:10:34] 能否去当和尚

[00:10:37] 把头剃了一当和尚

[00:10:40] 这可就保了险了

[00:10:42] 那至真长老也是手眼通天

[00:10:45] 官府的人断不敢上那抓差办案

[00:10:50] 不知恩公能肯否

[00:10:54] 呃

[00:10:56] 哎呀

[00:10:57] 当和尚这玩意儿别扭点儿

[00:10:59] 不过呢

[00:11:01] 能躲过风险也是一件好事

[00:11:05] 妥了

[00:11:06] 就这么办

[00:11:08] 您愿意了

[00:11:08] 愿意

[00:11:09] 那太好了

[00:11:11] 要愿意的话

[00:11:12] 明天我就送您奔五台山

[00:11:15] 书说简短

[00:11:16] 到了第二天

[00:11:18] 赵员外准备了两乘轿子

[00:11:21] 四彩礼物

[00:11:23] 封了二百两银子

[00:11:25] 让鲁达坐一乘轿

[00:11:27] 自己坐一乘轿

[00:11:29] 起身赶奔五台山

[00:11:32] 金老汉妇女前来送行

[00:11:35] 万语千言咱自不必说

[00:11:38] 最后是洒泪分别呀

[00:11:40] 这样

[00:11:41] 鲁达跟着赵员外一直来到五台山文殊院

[00:11:48] 那五台山还了得吗

[00:11:50] 在当时

[00:11:51] 他跟普陀山

[00:11:53] 九华山都称作佛门圣地

[00:11:57] 和尚也多

[00:11:59] 香火也最盛啊

[00:12:01] 这五台山文殊院

[00:12:03] 大小和尚都超过千人

[00:12:06] 您算得有多大吧

[00:12:08] 等了庙前落轿

[00:12:11] 赵员外

[00:12:12] 鲁达全下了轿了

[00:12:14] 仆人在后边跟着

[00:12:16] 早有人到里边儿给送信儿去了

[00:12:19] 可时间不大

[00:12:21] 里边的首座

[00:12:22] 都市监视之客

[00:12:26] 大小和尚五六十人出来迎接赵施主啊

[00:12:32] 为什么呢

[00:12:33] 一则是老熟人儿

[00:12:35] 二一则

[00:12:37] 人家赵员外家里有钱

[00:12:40] 父一辈子一辈拿钱往庙上施舍

[00:12:45] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:12:46] 出家人不贪财

[00:12:49] 越多越好啊

[00:12:51] 敢得罪财神爷吗

[00:12:52] 因此前来列队迎接

[00:12:56] 文殊院不远有一座小山头

[00:12:58] 山头上修了一座八角的亭子

[00:13:02] 上山的人累了

[00:13:03] 可以坐这亭子上歇一歇

[00:13:06] 下山的人累了

[00:13:08] 也在这儿歇歇腿儿

[00:13:10] 就这样

[00:13:12] 守座和尚把他们让进凉亭

[00:13:16] 让他们在这歇着

[00:13:17] 喝着水

[00:13:18] 有人给老方丈治真送信儿去了

[00:13:22] 也就喝了两碗茶吧

[00:13:24] 智真长老亲自来迎接

[00:13:27] 后边儿带着大小和尚一百来人

[00:13:31] 双方见面之后啊

[00:13:33] 大和尚打问讯

[00:13:36] 送法号

[00:13:37] 阿弥陀佛

[00:13:40] 善善善善

[00:13:42] 谭月今日怎么有时间到必刹

[00:13:48] 谭月就是这赵员外

[00:13:51] 赵员外赶紧以礼相还

[00:13:53] 方丈

[00:13:54] 我是无事不登三宝殿哪

[00:13:58] 今天见老方丈

[00:14:00] 有一事相求

[00:14:02] 好好好

[00:14:03] 咱们里边谈

[00:14:05] 里边谈

[00:14:06] 说着话往里走

[00:14:08] 等进了大庙了

[00:14:10] 鲁达往左右看看

[00:14:12] 好嘛

[00:14:13] 这庙得有多大呀

[00:14:14] 看这意思

[00:14:15] 能有十几层

[00:14:17] 大殿山门外有一对丈八高的金刚

[00:14:23] 哼哈二将把门

[00:14:25] 正中央有横匾

[00:14:27] 文殊古刹

[00:14:29] 顺着当中的甬路往里走

[00:14:32] 穿宅过院

[00:14:34] 走一层又一层

[00:14:36] 才到了方丈

[00:14:38] 进屋一看

[00:14:39] 古香古色

[00:14:41] 非常宽大

[00:14:42] 正中央一张禅床

[00:14:45] 上头放着蒲团

[00:14:47] 至真长老坐到禅床上

[00:14:50] 让赵员外坐到客位这鲁达也坐下了

[00:14:54] 赵员外一拽他的衣服

[00:14:57] 我告诉你的话你别忘了

[00:15:00] 你上这儿来当和尚

[00:15:01] 你怎么能坐着呢

[00:15:03] 你得委屈委屈站到我身后

[00:15:07] 唉呀 这 这

[00:15:08] 这规矩还真多

[00:15:09] 我也忘了这

[00:15:11] 鲁达垂手站在赵员外身旁

[00:15:14] 说了几句话之后

[00:15:16] 赵员外吩咐把礼物献上

[00:15:19] 这四彩礼能是一般般的吗

[00:15:22] 全是名贵的绸缎

[00:15:25] 名贵的药材

[00:15:27] 还有一部分珠宝

[00:15:29] 二百两白银

[00:15:32] 智真长老一看

[00:15:33] 阿弥陀佛

[00:15:36] 请问谭月

[00:15:38] 不年不节

[00:15:40] 你送这些礼物作甚哪

[00:15:46] 这是我孝敬方丈了

[00:15:49] 表寸心哪

[00:15:51] 好吧

[00:15:53] 既然如此

[00:15:55] 老僧可就猜黑了

[00:15:57] 把礼物收下

[00:15:59] 是

[00:16:00] 有人把礼物接过去了

[00:16:02] 然后老方丈问赵太岳

[00:16:07] 方才你说有一事相求

[00:16:10] 那你说吧

[00:16:11] 有什么事情

[00:16:13] 凡是老僧我能办到的

[00:16:16] 老方丈

[00:16:17] 我先给您介绍个人

[00:16:19] 就是他

[00:16:21] 他是我表弟

[00:16:22] 名叫鲁达

[00:16:25] 他是君汉出身

[00:16:27] 因为看破红尘

[00:16:30] 打算要落发为僧

[00:16:33] 恳请方丈大发慈悲

[00:16:37] 能答应这个要求

[00:16:39] 最好能收他做一名弟子

[00:16:43] 我就感恩不尽了

[00:16:47] 哦

[00:16:51] 智真长老打量鲁达

[00:16:54] 这时赵员外一拽他

[00:16:57] 那意思过去磕头啊

[00:16:59] 鲁达这才过来

[00:17:01] 赶紧撩衣服跪倒

[00:17:04] 方丈在上

[00:17:06] 山下有礼了

[00:17:10] 这一说话

[00:17:11] 跟打雷似的

[00:17:13] 两旁的和尚抿嘴儿都乐了

[00:17:16] 心说你吵吵什么

[00:17:19] 就

[00:17:19] 就你这模样

[00:17:20] 好像凶神似的

[00:17:21] 还跑这儿出家呀还老方丈肯定不能答应

[00:17:27] 可智真长老看了一看

[00:17:29] 哦

[00:17:30] 免礼平身吧

[00:17:33] 赵太岳

[00:17:34] 他是你的表弟

[00:17:35] 正是

[00:17:37] 好

[00:17:38] 容我跟手下人商议商议

[00:17:44] 来人哪

[00:17:45] 外边准备素斋

[00:17:49] 智客僧请着他们二位出去吃饭去了

[00:17:53] 屋没人儿了

[00:17:55] 人家得研究研究

[00:17:58] 这时候首座都市监寺知客

[00:18:03] 书记

[00:18:04] 这是和尚的名次啊

[00:18:06] 一千来和尚没人管

[00:18:09] 这哪行啊

[00:18:10] 一共三十多个头头

[00:18:12] 全围拢在禅床的周围

[00:18:15] 还没等智真长老说话呢

[00:18:18] 这些和尚们先说了

[00:18:20] 师傅 方丈

[00:18:22] 此人面带凶器

[00:18:25] 面目狰狞

[00:18:28] 收不得

[00:18:29] 收不得呀

[00:18:31] 要把他收下

[00:18:32] 酒后必然惹乱子

[00:18:35] 大伙儿异口同声

[00:18:37] 全不同意

[00:18:39] 老方丈一皱眉

[00:18:41] 这话也不能这么说

[00:18:46] 尔等都知道

[00:18:48] 赵谭月乃是咱庙上的大施主啊

[00:18:53] 咱怎么能得罪人家呢

[00:18:56] 再者一说

[00:18:56] 看人不能看表面

[00:18:59] 光看他长得凶

[00:19:01] 就断定他不是好人

[00:19:04] 就武断的说将来要惹麻烦

[00:19:07] 这也不对呀

[00:19:09] 唉

[00:19:10] 我看还是收下为妙

[00:19:13] 这 方丈

[00:19:15] 合适吗

[00:19:17] 望您慎重考虑

[00:19:19] 老房丈一看这怎么办都不同意

[00:19:22] 有主意了

[00:19:24] 唉 这样吧

[00:19:25] 老衲说了也不算

[00:19:28] 尔等们说了也不算

[00:19:31] 问问佛爷吧

[00:19:33] 啊

[00:19:33] 这还得问佛爷的

[00:19:36] 老方丈吩咐点起一炷香来

[00:19:40] 身披袈裟坐在禅床之上

[00:19:43] 嘴中是念念有词

[00:19:46] 时间不大

[00:19:48] 入定了

[00:19:49] 其他的和尚静静的在这听着

[00:19:53] 过了好长好长一段时间

[00:19:56] 大和尚这才把眼睁开

[00:19:59] 一睁开

[00:20:00] 满面春风

[00:20:02] 尔等们

[00:20:03] 佛爷有发指

[00:20:07] 让我们放心

[00:20:09] 尽管剃度于他

[00:20:12] 啊 佛爷还说

[00:20:14] 此人心地良善

[00:20:16] 秉性刚直

[00:20:19] 虽然时下凶顽

[00:20:21] 命中博杂

[00:20:23] 酒后却得清净正果

[00:20:27] 非凡汝等不及

[00:20:32] 大伙儿一听

[00:20:33] 这佛爷的指示

[00:20:35] 谁敢违背呀

[00:20:37] 其实有些人心里跟明镜一样

[00:20:40] 知道老方丈这叫弄井

[00:20:44] 既然这样

[00:20:45] 就收下吧

[00:20:46] 所以等他们吃完饭之后

[00:20:49] 又把赵员外

[00:20:50] 鲁达请进来

[00:20:52] 老方丈智臻表态

[00:20:55] 愿意收鲁达为徒

[00:20:58] 赵员外喜出望外呀

[00:21:01] 这不能回家

[00:21:02] 就住在这儿了

[00:21:04] 缺什么用什么

[00:21:05] 他得张罗呀

[00:21:06] 像那僧帽

[00:21:07] 僧鞋

[00:21:08] 僧袍袈裟

[00:21:09] 法器

[00:21:10] 那玩意儿也不少钱哪

[00:21:13] 都得用银子开列个清单儿

[00:21:17] 赵员外一算计

[00:21:19] 光这笔花销还得二百银子

[00:21:22] 马上命仆人赶紧回家去取

[00:21:26] 取五百两来

[00:21:28] 又拿来五百两银子

[00:21:31] 老和尚自然高兴了

[00:21:34] 选良辰

[00:21:35] 挑吉日

[00:21:37] 就在这大殿

[00:21:39] 钟鼎齐鸣

[00:21:41] 香烟缭绕

[00:21:43] 率领千余和尚先拜了三世佛

[00:21:48] 然后开始给鲁达剃度

[00:21:52] 给剃脑袋

[00:21:54] 有长刀的

[00:21:55] 让鲁达跪在佛前

[00:21:58] 把头发分成九股

[00:22:00] 一刀一刀剃

[00:22:02] 剃一刀还念一段经

[00:22:06] 唉呀

[00:22:06] 鲁达心说话

[00:22:08] 完了完了

[00:22:10] 没想到活到三十一岁

[00:22:14] 当了秃驴了

[00:22:16] 哼

[00:22:17] 谁知道在文殊院佘家是吉凶还是祸福