《恶搞西游 之 玉帝有话说 粉丝去哪儿？》歌词

[00:00:11] Marshall

[00:00:15] 各就各位

[00:00:15] Marshall

[00:00:19] 各就各位

[00:00:19] B**ches and Gentleman

[00:00:21] 女士们，先生们

[00:00:21] It's showtime

[00:00:23] 表演时间快开始了

[00:00:23] Hurry hurry step right up

[00:00:26] 快，快，马上过来

[00:00:26] Introducin' the star of our show his name is

[00:00:29] 下面是今天表演的主角，他的名字是

[00:00:29] Marshall

[00:00:32] 各就各位

[00:00:32] You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now

[00:00:34] 你现在再也不想去这世上的别处

[00:00:34] So without futher ado I bring to you

[00:00:36] 所以干脆，跟我来

[00:00:36] Marshall

[00:00:39] 各就各位

[00:00:39] Your bout to witness hip hop in its

[00:00:41] 你可能目击了说唱的真相

[00:00:41] Most pourest most rawest form flow almost flawless

[00:00:43] 都是最刺人又无暇的形式

[00:00:43] Most hardest most honest known artist

[00:00:46] 都是最强硬又真实的艺术大师

[00:00:46] Chip off the old block but old doc is BACK

[00:00:49] 切下老的阻滞但是老的又回来了

[00:00:49] Looks like Batman brought his own Robin

[00:00:51] 看着就像蝙蝠侠带来了他的罗宾

[00:00:51] Oh God Sadam's got his own Laden

[00:00:54] 哦天，亚当带了他的罗宾

[00:00:54] With his own private plane his own pilot

[00:00:56] 还有他的私人飞机，他的飞行员

[00:00:56] Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges

[00:01:00] 努力吹开大学宿舍大门

[00:01:00] Oranges peach pairs plums oranges

[00:01:02] 橘子，桃，梨，杏，李子电锯声

[00:01:02] *VRRM VRRM* Yeah here I come

[00:01:04] 好，我来了

[00:01:04] My inches away from you here fear none

[00:01:06] 我离你很近了，没人在害怕了

[00:01:06] Hip hop is in a state of 911 so

[00:01:08] 嘻哈就是真正的报警电话，所以

[00:01:08] Let's get down to business

[00:01:11] 让我们言归正传

[00:01:11] I don't got no time to play around what is this

[00:01:14] 我没时间理会周围这些东西是什么

[00:01:14] Must be a circus in town let's shut the sh*t down

[00:01:16] 那些肯定是村里的马戏团，把这些垃圾结束掉

[00:01:16] On these clowns can I get a witness

[00:01:17] 在这些小丑里有我的目击者吗

[00:01:17] Hell Yeah

[00:01:29] 好极了

[00:01:29] Dre gotta move fast gotta perform miracles

[00:01:31] 让我们言归正传

[00:01:31] Gee willikers Dre holly bat syllables

[00:01:33] 我没时间理会周围这些东西是什么

[00:01:33] Look at all the b******t that goes on in Gotham

[00:01:36] 看这些在纽约的胡说

[00:01:36] When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals

[00:01:38] 当我有时间处理说唱的犯罪的时候

[00:01:38] So skip to your lou while I do what I do best

[00:01:41] 所以在我全力以赴的时候就忽略过你的

[00:01:41] You ain't even impressed no more you used to it

[00:01:44] 你甚至没有留下印象，你从来都是这样

[00:01:44] Flows too wet nobody close to it

[00:01:46] 川流不息，没人靠近

[00:01:46] Nobody says it was till everyone knows the sh*t

[00:01:48] 没人论及直到大家发现他是垃圾

[00:01:48] The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it

[00:01:51] 最可恨的来自说他们恨这些的

[00:01:51] On an eighties songs and

[00:01:52] 这八十多首歌

[00:01:52] Exaggerate it all so much

[00:01:53] 太夸张了

[00:01:53] They make it all up

[00:01:55] 这全是装的

[00:01:55] There's no such thing

[00:01:56] 没有这样的

[00:01:56] Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

[00:01:58] 就像是个女的又好看，又会做饭，又打扫卫生

[00:01:58] It just means so much more to so much more

[00:02:00] 这也代表了太多太多了

[00:02:00] People when you rappin' and you know what for

[00:02:03] 当人们唱说唱又知道为了什么唱的时候

[00:02:03] The show must go on so I'd like to welcome ya'll

[00:02:05] 表演必须继续, 所以我想欢迎

[00:02:05] To Marshall and Andre's carnival

[00:02:07] 各就各位和安德烈的欢宴

[00:02:07] C'mon Now

[00:02:28] 来吧

[00:02:28] It's just like old times the dynamic duo

[00:02:30] 就像上次一样的动力二人唱

[00:02:30] Two old friends why panic

[00:02:32] 两个老朋友，为何慌张

[00:02:32] You allready know whos capable the two caped heroes

[00:02:35] 你已经知道谁行了，两个戴帽子的英雄

[00:02:35] Dial straight down the center 8-0-0

[00:02:38] 拨盘指向中心800

[00:02:38] You can even call collect the most feared duet

[00:02:40] 你甚至可以打免费电话，这种最可怕的二重奏

[00:02:40] Since me and Elton play career Russian Roulette

[00:02:43] 自从我和埃尔顿上次玩快速俄罗斯轮盘

[00:02:43] And never even seen me blingin' get me bustin' a sweat

[00:02:45] 从来没有看我精神或者认真过一点点

[00:02:45] People steppin' over people just to rush to the set

[00:02:48] 人山人海只是想要挤过去

[00:02:48] Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely

[00:02:50] 只是想要看看能自由说唱呼吸的主持人

[00:02:50] Ease over these beats and be so breezy

[00:02:53] 灵活移动的节奏，又轻松加愉快

[00:02:53] Jesus how can sh*t be so easy

[00:02:55] 上帝啊怎么说唱也能这样轻松

[00:02:55] How can one Chandra be so Levy

[00:02:58] 怎么一个钱德拉也能这样轻松

[00:02:58] Turn on these beats MC's dont see me

[00:03:00] 开启这些节奏主持人不会看到我

[00:03:00] Believe me BET and MTV

[00:03:03] 相信我，打赌和音乐电视网

[00:03:03] Are gonna grieve when we leave dawg fo sheezy

[00:03:06] 都会在我们离开的时候悲伤起来

[00:03:06] Can't leave rap alone the game needs me

[00:03:08] 不能让说唱孤单，这玩意儿需要我

[00:03:08] 'Til we grow beards get weird and disappear into the mountains

[00:03:11] 直到我们长了胡子，变得神秘，消失在山脉

[00:03:11] Nothin' but clowns down here

[00:03:13] 这里没有人，除了小丑

[00:03:13] But we ain't f**kin' around 'round here

[00:03:15] 但是我们不管这里怎么样

[00:03:15] Yo Dre

[00:03:19] 咋的了

[00:03:19] Has come to save the day

[00:03:20] 来扭转败局

[00:03:20] Back with his friend Andre

[00:03:21] 跟他的朋友安德烈一起回来了

[00:03:21] And to remind you that b******t does not pay

[00:03:23] 来提醒你胡说不会有好的结果

[00:03:23] Because

[00:03:23] 因为

[00:03:23] And Andre are here to stay and never go away

[00:03:26] 安德烈将留在这里决不离开

[00:03:26] Until our dying day until we're old and grey

[00:03:29] 直到我们死的那一天，直到我们老了化成灰

[00:03:29] So until next time friends

[00:03:30] 所以到下一次朋友们

[00:03:30] Same blonde hair same rap channel

[00:03:32] 那些金发碧眼的，那些说唱频道

[00:03:32] Goodnight everyone thank you for coming

[00:03:34] 大家晚安，谢谢光临

[00:03:34] Your host for the evening

[00:03:39] 你们都是今晚的主人