《Living With a Hernia》歌词

[00:00:01] Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:14] All I do is grunt and groan

[00:00:27] Hurts me to walk anywhere

[00:00:30] Went to see my physician Dr Jones

[00:00:35] He took my trousers off told me to cough

[00:00:39] Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

[00:00:43] He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

[00:00:47] Living with a hernia

[00:00:50] All the time such aggravation

[00:00:56] Living with a hernia

[00:00:59] Gonna be my ruination

[00:01:05] Living with a hernia

[00:01:08] Got to have an operation

[00:01:09] Feel so old

[00:01:20] Too much bad pain

[00:01:24] Good gawd drives me insane

[00:01:28] Can't run barely crawl

[00:01:32] Got a bulge in my intestinal wall

[00:01:36] Walk real funny bless my soul

[00:01:40] Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl

[00:01:44] You can't even do the splits now Better call it quits now

[00:01:48] I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

[00:01:53] Living with a hernia

[00:01:54] Hurts me bad in a tender location

[00:02:01] Living with a hernia

[00:02:05] Had enough humiliation

[00:02:09] Living with a hernia

[00:02:13] Got to have an operation

[00:02:16] I live with a hernia

[00:02:21] Can't get up can't bend over

[00:02:25] Now I live with a hernia

[00:02:31] Wait a minute

[00:02:34] You may not be familiar with the common types

[00:02:37] Of hernias that you could get

[00:02:41] So just settle down let me clue you in

[00:02:45] There's Incomplete Incomplete

[00:02:47] Epigastric Epigastric

[00:02:49] Bladder Bladder

[00:02:51] Strangulated Strangulated

[00:02:53] Lumbar hernia Lumbar hernia

[00:02:55] Richter's hernia Richter's hernia

[00:02:57] Obstructed Obstructed

[00:02:59] Inguinal and Direct

[00:03:02] Living with a hernia Rupture

[00:03:04] I said it's causin' me such irritation

[00:03:10] Living with a hernia

[00:03:14] Have to have my medication

[00:03:16] Living with a hernia

[00:03:21] I feel bad